Reviews

Club sits in a strip center right along the Southwest Freeway. Parking appears to be plentiful at night. No cover charge, which is nice. Drink prices are what you would expect: $6.50 for a domestic…

So at this point I’ve been going to EI for about 2 years at this point. The opening in the afternoon and $5 dances were a real treat but everything else I’d just put up…

I really like this club. They have remodeled since the last time I was in there. They shortened the stage, which opened the club up a lot. It was much better. I won't go into…

I really want to like this place. I really do. I've had fun here, at times. But it's hard. What if you have dancers who never dance? Maybe it's better later in the evening, but the…

Another visit, last of the year. I don't get here often but this year seems to be more than usual. I got the end seat but didn't seem to matter. The girls, 3, seem to work…

I usually stop in here whenever I get to Harrisburg, just to see if anything has changed for the better. Arrived today at 12:30, decide to do lunch, no dancers on stage, one sitting with…

I have been to most of the Dayton SCs but not this as it is known “no touch”. But I was quite bored in the evening so that I decided to have some “eye candies”…

I normally like little corner bars with strippers way more than the big megaplexes you'll see with the pillars and arches and prime rib. I want cheap beer and something nice to look at and…

Not my first time at Subi's - so I took the sage advice of several regulars who responded to my earlier post(s) - of this club and of others in the area - in…

This review covers a few visits over the past couple of months, all in the daytime. I'm sad to say that Dream On has finally succumbed to the practice of the house getting some money from…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. I arrived at The Nags Head for my last hour or so in London at about 10.00 at night. My initial impression wasn't great as…

I went in around 5PM and there were a number of girls. 2 new girls a nice brunette and a tall blonde Dallas. Both early twenties and beautiful. Remy, Jade and Ashland were there also.…

I went on a Tuesday night, when drinks were only $2. I got super drunk and it didn't cost a lot. First off, call for the Limo! You get in free, and…

It’s been a while since my visit this review is long overdue. I was on my way home stuck in the typical east LA traffic and decided to search up the closest jiggle joint. The…

I hit up the area's penchant for SC deals. As a white guy that fancies AA clubs, this was a must see. This is in a highly residential area and the only parking available is…

Hit up Bottoms Up on a Monday night. Its in the sketchy area of Irvington. Parking is located either on the street, which is residential and commercial; or behind the building in a gravel lot…

I have been to the Cricket many times before, but only day time visits over the last two years. I chose Cricket for day visits for all the reasons cited in other reviews, free…

I had some time in the afternoon and it had been a long week so where else to grab a beer by yourself in the afternoon. Many cars in the parking lot so I…

when I lived 1.5 miles away. The women were generally attractive and friendly. You could have some fun once the dancers got to know you. The only downside at the time was the day shift,…

So, way back on the day I turned 21 - I went to Aarti's booze shop across the way and partied a little at the Hott. I always remembered the juice bar as a place…

My latest trip to Gold and Silver comes after the club went through a period where they were partnered with Treasure Clubs. Upon my arrival at the door, I made mention of Treasure Club and…

Semi regular. Been there a few times recently. Below are some observations. Thai - is phenomenal. She’s my current #1 and will be tough to unseat. Kat - had a dance with her recently.…

Place is pretty close to rt 80 in the middle of nowhere. It's west of Parsippany and Morristown. The place has a very neighborhood bar feel to it. As you walk in you can see a…

Went to kittens for my bachelor party, girls were hot and plentiful. Not a big strip club guy usually but I had a lot of fun. I ended up in the private rooms…

Was dragged here as part of a larger party. My last few times here (been awhile) were nothing special, and I was hoping this time would be different. Cover, and in we go, to ... nothing…

Baby Dolls used to be one of my favorite clubs but am sorry to say this has gone downhill based on my recent recent visit. There used to be so many great options and…

I have been here a dozen times, so this is both a composite of all those visits and specifically about the last one. Santa Barbara is a place of contradictions. Incredible beauty and depressing ugliness.…

I went on a Friday afternoon around 5 p.m. I believe it was free to get in, but I had to pay $2 to park. The beer was $5 and a Hennessy was only $5…

It's been less than 30 days since I did a review on Jen's so I won't get VIP access credit for it. That's fine. I need to warn you guys away from a ROB. First off,…

This review is based on three separate experiences over the course of a couple of weeks in Austin. I’ll break this review out into three key sections and you can scan through for the information…

Physical club is great. Bartender was actually hot, staff was friendly, drinks strong (the portion I drank, more on that later.) No cover, 5 girls working 3 patrons, seems great right? Not really. 3 of the…

I found myself with an hour or so to kill, and so with no prior planning I stopped in to Club 91 to get a beer. It was about 5 pm on Sunday.…

There are several decent clubs in the area that offer extras, but none compare to Follies. On my first visit to Follies this summer, I decided to go right when they opened. If you get…

I visited friday night on the way home. there was a good mix of women there and the one that is always giving people backrubs (she's f'ing annoying). I sat down in the corner opposite…

Arrived just past 9pm. $10 Cover charge There were 3/4 guys and 5 or 6 girls working...it got busier during the night. Different crowd...a lot of female patrons. Got approach by a few stripper, most of…

I was visiting Boston and decided to check out centerfolds since it was one of only two clubs in the city and sounded like a better club compared to the glass slipper. $20 cover and you…

I live close to Expose and Palazio. I usually head to Palazio because I feel like there's more competition for my money there, but occasionally head to Expose for a change of scenery. Expose is…

A Tuesday evening with my brother in law, went after some work meetings and was very impressed on the selection and diversity. Montana is a doll and very fun in the mid vip section. I…

Went in with hopes of connecting with Dakota based upon what I had read in posts. Unfortunately I was immediately set upon by who I believe may be the infamous Sassy (again based upon…

Went in on friday afternoon and remember that the later the week you go in the afternoon the better the selection. Went in and Stormy approached ahe is not that good but she looks good…

Haven't written a review in about a year but this visit was too good not to relay. Spent a weekend in Akron and this was my last stop. Have been here before and was definitely…

I decided to celebrate in sf on a Friday night so I made the drive from the east bay to sf. I originally went to mbot and paid $40 to get in there and that…

Well, my most recent trip to Visions confirms that things are still rather enjoyable there. The club, setting, building, parking lot, prices, staff, etc., are still the same. I am not going to go through…

Decided to watch my football team in action in this club, while catching some of the talents during a recent Sunday afternoon. It started well as I was surprised there was nobody to collect…

I went to this place because I had a free pass to get in and I wanted to check it. I get there and it seems pretty boring, there were a few hot girls…

This is a club I have been to before. Sometimes with good results. The club is in a safe location. Private parking out back. You walk in to the end of an long rectangle bar.…

Hello fellow TUSCLers. Coming back in for a review of my favorite club in Denver, the one and the only Ladies en Confidente. This review is about 2 weeks old, so forgive me for not…

Flash, the grand dame of the game, unfortunately left her castle for more humble surroundings. One of the appeals of the old location is getting lost in the nooks and crannies with a beautiful…

I had been to Private Eyes before and was not impressed. Now that Flashdaners has moved into the old PE space, it’s lost a lot of its charm. The bar area is bikini only with 2…

Went to this club two weeks back. I haven’t been here for a while but nothing has changed at least during day shift. This club is not everyone’s cup of tea. It is never gets…

When you are the only game in town, with the exception of the Glass Slipper next door, you don’t have to be awesome—it’s okay to be mediocre. That’s the way I always feel when I…

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon. Liked what I had read about this being a low-key Blue collar type bar. Was immediately approached by an overweight brunette offering a dance. It was only $5 bucks so…

The Platinum brand in Columbia is in decline according to some folks. Platinum West is the only remaining club of the two and its just not that great when I've been in. I stopped in…

I had been in contact with Chanel via social media for a while and we were finally able to make our schedules match up. I went in around 2:00 on a weekday. I saw Chenel…

I arrived around 7:15 and was planning on spending some time there before I heading off to dinner around 8:30. I sat at the bar hoping that someone would grab my attention. The…

Dropped in here a few weeks ago after seeing the recent reviews to see what all the fuss was about and was pleasantly surprised. Not too many dancers working on this day but those that…

This club is located across the street from military base Usmc Camp Geiger. It is relatively clean, they have good DJ now, and the lights are pretty dim inside. Every time I go to this…

Just love this place in the early afternoons. Really chill environment. Hung out at the bar for hours sandwiched between a dancer and the hottie bartendress, both of whom were very handsy. Drank a ton,…

Went here on a Friday afternoon for lunch. You’re greeted by the bouncer and pull up to a stage surrounded by the bar. There’s a buffet with hamburgers and salad, but I didn’t bother with…

Early Saturday evening is always slow. Too slow. Takes forever to pick up, usually after 9. The dancers mostly stayed in the back. Servers were nicer than the dancers. Got a couple dances from a…

So I’m pretty new to the whole strip club scene and this was my third trip to one. Came in at 4pm on Sunday and got cover plus VIP for $20. The general section of…

I came here on a Friday night and it was one of those Friday night's that makes you want to go see what's out there. I had just finished drinking with the buddies but they…

This 1 time visit was quite sometime ago. It was a Wednesday evening after work and I was on my way to Parsippany for a work dinner event. I had a few bucks burning a…

This is one awful smelling bar. I stopped by around 4 on Friday and wasn't 5 steps in before the relentless attempts to take all the money from my wallet began. They are…

Was in town for business and went to this club with some business acquaintances. I had not been there before but the 2 guys I went with had and one was a regular so this…

I had never been to Akron and I had a free Saturday so I drove up from Columbus. This place was right off the freeway and I stopped by. There were 6 or 7 girls…

Well, Deans Gold is one of Simon Belmont’s old spots and decided I was in the mood to revisit a place I had not been to in awhile to see what was going on.…

As a first time, its difficult to truly know how great of a value you're getting since you have nothing else to compare it to. However, I can compare it to striking clubs in the…

As I've gotten older, I've slowly become more in the scene. With that being said, please think twice about going to VIPs. The location is in a nice part of town however there is absolutely no…

Checked out the new location. Things are still being worked out so it’s a bit awkward at the moment. But they try hard and making everyone comfortable and it’s still great overall. They say they’ll…

This is for the out of town visitors like I was when I was there. Parking is packed in front so we parked across the street at the car shop. The cover is really reasonable…

So, I had some time to kill. Stopped by on a Monday night for the first time. I was kind of surprised that there was a $5 cover, but whatever. (I usually go during the…

Extacy South is practically in Homestead. It looks ran down on the outside and the inside reminds me of a bar with a stage and pole. There's a good amount of seating. The club was…

Went on a whim, if you get here a bit before 7pm, then $10 cover, though can be arbitrary, been stiffed at times, but what do you do; besides leave? Visited SF across town, is…

We parked on the street for free (found a place where after 10pm it's free parking) and walked a couple of blocks over to the cheetah. I don't remember a pat down. Cover was around…

Arrive just before 8 pm, they were taking $10 cover and putting wristband on you. Cover seems a little high but cover to me is a minor thing given the total will spend in…

I wanted to get away from the crowds in Hong Kong so ended up grabbing the BOGO beer promo guy at the corner and went to Chicago Club fr my drink special. Overall, the club…

I've been to J's a few times over the last several months. It's gotten better. Still some girls that aren't very liberal with mileage and the prices are too high for what you usually get…

Stopped by 390 on a Wednesday night because I knew it was 1/2 price dances. I have been here several times, so there weren't many surprises. Cover was $5. I arrived about 8:30, so I…

Of course Follies has been reviewed many times and by myself a few times years back. Likely this might not even pass the muster as a review. My main reason for going was to my…

Was in town and was recommended by others to still give HL a shot. Went later in the night on a Friday night, so place was pretty packed. I had to stand or…

Had a very nice time with Ava a few weeks ago. She is a beautiful blonde spinner with B-cup naturals and lovely white skin. My only turn-off was some of the tattoos on her stomach…

I had visited the BP the previous week and met Angel for the first time after I had already done a rather comprehensive session with another dancer in the back. We struck up a conversation…

Went to EI around 4:30pm on a Monday. There were 6-10 dancers of all shapes and colors. All were in good shape with some thicker than others. I sat for about 15 minutes before being…

Stopped in here recently, during the early afternoon. Its really like a neighborhood bar with a bunch of regulars sitting at the bar and a few at the rail around the stage. A few at…

I decided to go for Legs and Eggs on Friday. I’ve only been a couple of times for breakfast, and I wasn’t sure what to expect, as it’s been several months. There was ample parking in…

I went in today in search of a decent time due to proximity. Because it was only a mile away, I wanted to like the place so I could frequent it often. I was surprised when…

I went to Atlantis on a whim. Flipped a coin between a place I've been before (nearby) and a chance on this mythical place. First of all, it's huge and seems very out of place.…

Stopped in late afternoon. Missed the all star 12 to 5 girls. Cayanne, andrea, and some others were there. michelle, a big girl, with blond hair, stopped by, twice. Lame back massage and…

Went here one afternoon a few weeks ago. Most of the girls were black/mixed and looks varied a bunch. Many are not my type, but there are usually a few hot, fit sexy…

This is my 3rd try and this due to being too explicit I was told? So I went into Wackos and did not know that my friend Nicole was working as was Roxy and a…

This review is based on 7 separate visits over the past 2 months all on either a Sunday or Monday afternoon. While killing time I have made several pop in visits and been surprised…

They moved about a year ago to the new location and it's finally starting to pick up. The day shift is pretty much the same crew and tend to be more mature than…

I arrived around 12:30pm on a recent Sunday afternoon. They open at noon but I was the first customer that arrived. Another customer came in shortly after my arrival. This club does…

Going to Theatre Chochotte was quite a unique and memorable experience! The dancers were very pretty and the performances were scintillating and fun. The 55 euros entrance fee provided in and out privileges from 12:30…

So this club is alright at best. I have to admit my American Standard for clubs makes me picky about the ambiance which seemed lacking. This was accentuated by the talent working, albeit during daytime…

I've been to the Palomino before and wasn't impressed. Little Darlings was much nicer. Well lit parking and security watches it closely. Dancers were all 8-10/10 and most were very friendly. Some storm off as…

I’ve been to KOD several times, but happy hour is a great time to go for drink specials and food specials (onion rings are amazing). This club has two stage areas- one upper and one…

I was in the area back in September and decided to check this place out. Its been a minute since Ive been back here; used to go many times when I used to work in…

Good value in the 3 for 110 section. Always mutual contact and heavy petting. The right girl really does good work back there. It’s an actual lap dance! Some good grinding and ass grabbing gets…