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On Tuesday there were more girls than I've seen there in a long time on a weeknight. There were at least 9 dancers. All shapes, sizes, ages, but most were under 30 and average to…

Cover was 10 and you have to walk by metal detector. Once I got in it was very packed and a lot more guys than girls working. Saw this one girl dancing her name was…

i walked in and it's a small square bar with a stage behind the bar. sat down and got a beer, when a thick woman came up to me - aggresively. she had a nice…

Years ago I would frequent Desiree's quite often, usually a couple times a week. My visits were always during the afternoon, my schedule never gave me the opportunity to visit in the evening. The beer…

Wanted to pick a place in the area with $5 dances and chose this one. When I went it I was the only one there. The bartender lady was quite friendly, Had to get 2…

I was passing nearby with an hour or so to spare so I decided to try the Nags Head again after a long gap. The Nags Head is in the East End, just outside the…

Place has changed name to Club Skin. Heard it was shut down for awhile then recently reopened. Heard ads on radio for it, like every 1/2 hr. lol... Decided to stop in after…

After a bad experience at the Landing Strip on my last visit to Detroit, thought I'd give FC a try. Haven't been there in years. Mandatory valet, high cover and high cost of beer didn't…

I tend to be a day time patron of clubs. The day shift is always risky. PT's is no exception. I should preface this review by saying that I've been to PT's probably…

No security in the parking lot. Park at your own risk. There were guys just standing outside in the parking lot so didn't feel extremely comfortable. Once inside the…

First and foremost, this is not the place for mileage if that's what you're looking for. At least in my experience. Main positive is the lack of a cover charge during the week if you…

As soon as i walked in to the entrance of the club, i was greeted by the women working the front desk, she was polite but firm, and made it clear that i will need…

I got a room last week and now I have crabs! Can't remember the name of the girl I danced with brown skin, beautiful, young. All I know is this place is dirty. This place…

I found myself in SF on a Sunday night with nothing to do and happened upon Mitchell Bros. Having never been inside before, I figured I would give it a try. It does seem like…

I go to this club a couple of times a month. I have been at night on the weekends and during the day. Personally I prefer during the day. If you go on a weekend…

This used to be my favorite club! I’ve been coming here for years, it’s has its ups and downs, the turn over rate for new girls is huge but there are a handful of girls…

I stopped by Bogarts’s this Friday for some drinks and relaxing fun. Plenty of girls on the floor, place was pretty full of customers. There was a few 7’s and 8’s with plenty of…

This review covers 2 visits. First visit covered - Satuday night. Arrived at 9:30. Parking lot can get crowded it's not too big. No cover. There were 4 dancers on stage at a time…

Used to drive to The Hugger from Michigan for inexpensive, fun, without the worry of bouncers, valet, and so on, but gave it up in years past as money was better spent in Detroit,but....made a…

They look to be dealing with hurricane damage or renovations. Tried to go by passing through town, had a dumpster out front and front door hanging open. Once again it looked like a construction site…

I have been to BBF a couple of times previously and both times did not enjoy. As other reviews have noted, the girls are probably the best in Indi but never bother with anyone…

I'm around 30 years old. I looked like the youngest person in this place by at least 12 years. That's including customers and workers. I went to the bar immediately after walking…

I've been to whoosah a few times annually for a while and it seems to get worse every time I go. Increasing their kitchen menu probably tried to get more people in, but it's really…

I went to the club last wednesday night. $5 cover to get in a water was only $2.50. Most of the dancers were average (5-6). Unfortunately they just wanted to stay with the regulars. I…

The club remains well kept and staff is professional, no complaints there. I went in on a Monday afternoon around 2pm and there was no cover. The bar is to the left as you walk…

I don't usually go to ggc on Thursdays and it's because my favorite girl isn't there but they still have beautiful girls to keep me company. When it is slow they charge a very cheap…

I'm a retired strip club DJ turned truck driver, so my expectations were on the higher side. I did some research on this club before I went. There were several conflicting reviews, however, the negative…

I walked into the club around 10pm with my buddy. We wanted to check out Amature Night now that MSU students are back. The club is very clean, one annoying thing about the layout is…

It's probably been a couple of years since I've been here. My girlfriend and I attended the opera Saturday night, and then wanted to go out dressed up to a strip club. Not a bikini…

Have had a few more visits to NYNY over the past month with this Monday being most recent. As mentioned before, Monday visits are always good value with $10 lap dances. So this Monday…

I was in DC this month so decided to stop by a random strip joint while in town. I’ve heard about Ebony Inn so I decided to check it out. This place is in a…

Stopped by on a early Monday evening to see what I could see. I like going before 7 because it's no cover and $2.50 beer...cant beat that price right! Besides of you wait later…

I visited this club a few years ago and had a great time with a short blonde hair dancer. I went in looking for the same girl but it doesn't seem like she works there…

The bar and stage was a nice setup. plenty of seating. pool tables near the bar, and areas to stand around the bar. the "VIP" area seemed nice, but quiet tonight. There were plenty of…

I decided to visit again after a girl named jessie really helped me relax here a few months ago. No girls on stage when I showed up. Just a few lounging around the floor. The…

Visited on a Saturday around 7pm. Place was full of beauties. Found a spot in one of the private chairs (they have 5 chairs in the stage area that are somewhat private…

So, actually opens at 6 on Sundays. Couple dancers started around 6:30, and a few more by 7. Mainly black dancers - all were pretty attractive and friendly! Beer was $7 each. Beer and wine…

Attended with a coworker for a few beers as we were in the area. Decent music, horrible crowd. 2 fights broke out, cops were called, etc. The door man got into a brawling with a…

I had some free time after work to kill so I stopped by Diamond Dolls which has been on my list of clubs to visit. The place is smaller than the ones down south (Scarletts…

I usually like to stop by when I am in the area to visit Shyanne. But there was another 10 there named Ivy. So after I did a private with Shyanne, we brought Ivy in…

Was in Charlotte overnight after a flight and so went to MC. Been a while. So some things have improved. First, the masseuse is back and she is good! Russian origin and friendly. And good…

I know I'm supposed to be reviewing Cabaret but let me start with Tease bar in Paterson as well. I went to Tease in the afternoon and there were 2 ladies working, one was in…

It’s been almost a year so I thought I would stop by again. The nice part about this place is it doesn’t change. The girls look about the same. Always seem to be a couple…

Descriptions aside, I went in on a Wednesday night last week not really expecting much and, truthfully, I got a little more than that. Take it for what you will. First up was a tall,…

Holy shit. That was not worth it. So I had been doing my research on Washington Park, home of liberal rules, and scary streets. I narrowed in on Wise Guys as my…

I came to this club after exhausting other options. Fuego was closed and some folks outside fuego were handing out fliers for this place. I went there around 2 am. The place had about 7…

I went on a Sunday knowing that it would be slow. Last year I saw Princess and saw her again this time. She's was little bit less GFE because I think she was…

Have been going to this club for years and it almost never fails to be a good time. The dancers and bartenders are all really friendly but you don’t feel like you’re constantly getting approached…

The Uber driver recommended that I use this club. I went in mid afternoon with three of my buddies. The place was almost full. There appeared to be 20 or 30 girls working.…

Arrived at the club about 10:15 pm Free Parking . Security pat down right outside No cover. I think this club just opened Bathroom straight to the left towards the front Only 2 dancers working . One…

So I finally got the VIP pass.. It was $10 monthly pass and it's good for the boat too. Figured I get it since I've been coming here at least twice a month…

Went on a Saturday at about 2:00 in the afternoon. The parking lot was quite full so I was surprised when there were almost no customers to be found inside, found out it just meant…

I was out with some buddies and wanted to go have some drinks, kick back and look at some girls.. We could have done that at Hooters but wanted the opportunity for a lappy…

I really wish I could remember the name of this 5' 9" spinner dirty blonde young lady wearing a black slingshot bikini. The bikini did it for me right out of the gate, especially when…

We started off the evening at the Gold Club before going to Purple Diamond. We should have stayed. Quality of club and dancers wasn’t even close. Won’t detail comparison. See review on that club. Gold…

This club has a lot of potential. The 5$ tuesday is great. There are so really sexy girls here. Some are boogie and think theyre dimes, close but not really. Dimes wouldn't be…

Showed up at 4 pm to give it a second chance. Came here a couple years ago on a weekend and the place was filled with ROBs. Figured enough time had past and days would…

I had a free evening and a free no cover text invite so I decided to make a visit to see if my fav was working. Even with free cover it's still $13 to get…

I went by this club on a Tuesday afternoon and it was dead. I had a free entry coupon so that was good but when I got inside, it was like a crypt.…

Stopped by after a visit to my favorite MP and went through the metal detector and paid the $5 entry fee. Pretty slow for a Wednesday at 10 pm, but okay with me as…

Got there a little before midnight. Waitresses waiting at the front to lead you to a table and get you some ice or mixers for the BYOB. I brought some beer so she got a…

Arrived about 9:15 on Saturday and stayed until about 11:45. Haven't been here in about 5 months. No need to describe interior or exterior since its been said before and hasn't changed. $10 cover due to feature…

The club was as described by others, very dark, and crowded compared to what I’m used to back home (Colorado). I was there from about 2 PM to 5 PM on a Monday. The girls…

The Upper Brass (and the Brass Rail for that matter) are Toronto institutions. Set in the heart of downtown on Yonge Street just south of Bloor, it provides one of the "nicer" club experiences…

See my earlier review for full details on this venue. If you want private dances this is the best venue in London, (probably best in the UK in fact.) Well, well above average, (I will…

Free pass to get in so that was cool. Beat the early afternoon rush. Only 7 dancers. 1 AA named Angel and 6 white ones. Angel was the only one to go…

I found myself in Dallas with a couple hours to kill and decided to check out the Men's Club. I had been there a couple years before for lunch and had a great time. This…

Visited on a Friday night about 8:30 pm. Haven’t been here in about two years. Easy to find but on a divided road, so you may have to drive past it and make…

I went to the glass slipper on a Friday afternoon around 4pm. There was no cover which was good. I paid $10 for a beer and sat at the bar. Everything was priced at $10…

I get to PT's pretty regularly. Not often, but regular. So, I generally have a few dancers that I like to look for when I go. This club has a mixture of anglo, hispanic and the…

Visited the Criket about 5pm. Happy Hour Drink specials make it a great value to stop here. Criket is a CALM, Clean( no smoke), relaxing atmosphere. Had a couple hours to spare. Almost…

So I decided to stop by my favorite affordable club on Friday even after work. I got there at about 7pm. Withdrew money from the atm right outside the club (which I love because it…

As someone who used to go to Desires only I decided to try different clubs in the area for day shifts and I think this might be my new place. The club set up is ideal…

Full disclosure, I’ve never been to one of these establishments before, but considering the oily HJ at the end and the variety of options provided, I’d say you would enjoy yourself. I arrived around 9pm…

I was in Orlando for work. I had an extra day so I checked out the scene. Daytona was fun, but I decided to swing in here on my way back to check it out. It…

Went back to check out evening shift. Have gone several times during the day and it works for me, but thought I'd try evening. It's a bit odd they have weird shifts though,…

I was in Manhattan with nothing to do on a Saturday afternoon so I thought I would check this place out. It was around the corner from the hotel I was staying at. Upon arrival…

This club is usually good after midnight. Theu stay open until 6am. I got there at 2am and it was a $20 cover. Usually when I go, they announce 2 for 1 dances soon…

Got to Piccadilly at around 4:20. It's in a rundown area, but I wouldn't really call it ghetto or whatever. The door was locked, which I thought was strange. I heard music, though, so I…

I’m a man who needs no introduction on this fucking site. You all know my history, you’ve read my reviews, you know my style, you’ve messaged me for tips, feedback, advice, et cetera. So I…

Ever since my first visit to Lust in September, there were signs that, if the stars aligned properly, it could well be a successor to the string of Baltimore clubs that have been…

I had been here before but hadn’t gone “private”. The ground floor is an unremarkable bar except you have to pay to get in. £15.00. There are a few punters at the bar, with the…

Stopped in here early evening to avoid the traffic. I had never been here since it became a Vivid and had heard all their advertisement on their XM channel. Valet boy stopped me…

Haven’t been able to visit my faves in Phoenix for awhile, so I’ve made a few stops at Curves to scratch the itch. Stopped in on a Friday afternoon, and the club was pretty…

I’m not sure what has happened to this club, but the talent has definitely gone downhill. This used to be a solid place -as far as the quality of dancers. Since LuLu left,…

Went to see Alexis Texas for feature dancing. Some of the other girls told me she was a poor entertainer and they were right. As for the rest of the talent, it was ok tonight.…

I'll skip mentioning the layout of the club, as I mentioned both parts in my previous review of La Pearl. Got to the club at around 5:50. Food was being sold outside: I probably should've gotten…

Made a visit to State line yesterday, and had a great time. As my title states, I struggled with whether I should write this or not. It's not because I had a bad experience. It's…

I ended up hitting Sirens two nights in a row (Wednesday and Thursday) and had a good time each night. Nice variety of attractive girls working, and both nights a met a fun cutie…

Arrived just before 8:00 p.m. and free to get in before 8:00. Stage rotation was in effect. First song clothed, second song topless. The waitresses are always changing (because there is not…

I decided to go too babes my old club because follies on the weekend is too crowded they have standing Lines outside the door. I would say most of the strippers were Lazy and…

So, we were 6 guys flying early in the morning next day and we wanted to go out and have fun. So we decided to try the Playhouse. The valet was OK and let us…

Working in the area. Hit us Desire, since it's been a couple of years. Went in, got a free cover (cool!). 2 girls on the left, one on the right. First…

This was my first time at this particular club. It is out in the middle of no where but it is the only club in the area that is fully nude. You have to pay to…

Tried my luck on a Saturday night. Paid my cover and went to the bar. As I haven't been in a while I decided to have a couple of beers and see what quality…

Lots to choose from the Wednesday afternoon I stopped in, especially after a few other ladies showed up around 2/2:30. A slim, sexy named Haley (says she goes by Vixen, too) caught my eye…

Not much to say about Uncle Joe's. I've been in for a few twice in the last two weeks. It's been dead both times Jazz has been behind the bar and dancing. Once there was…

For some reason, my friend wanted to meet for a beer at studio 4. It was a Thursday evening and the place was pretty dead. Years ago, back in our University days, the place would…

I was in Vegas for work and decided to stay an extra weekend with some friends. We made our way to sapphire Saturday night around 1am. The doorman charged us about 45 $ to get…

Stopped by on a Friday night on the way home. Just moved to the area so I’m not ever been before. I had read reviews so I wasn’t expecting much but this place was the…