Reviews

Arrived at theGGR about 9pm,parking lot full. If you go back you can park at the Post Office parking lot,and walk over.…

I came in on a Saturday evening around 8. Cover and one drink and I was already out $20. Dancers were attractive but the cost per dance is so high I was just thinking about…

This place has many hot girls but YMMV for a great deal. Some dancers are available for HM with a reasonable price but there are some transplants from nearby SRCOI who will charge an arm…

The night after the Palazio titty club, I get a call from the Management at the Yellow Rose titty bar. The manager calling me was frantic and yelling Shit! Shit! Shit! And Fuck, Fuckety, Fuck,…

Came in here with fellow TUSCLer Wanabefrank on a Sunday evening. Bar Tropical is located across the street from Hong Kong, and is owned by the same company so you can take your girl to…

Stopped by after a Sat night out drinking in ybor. Was surprisingly still busy even though I got there 2 hrs before close. Place is small but clean. Drinks are usually 5 bucks for water…

With the decline of the Baltimore clubs, I’ve been reading the reviews about neighboring areas in case I had an opportunity to stray a little further from the nest. Scheduling allowed that I had a…

So, I fell into the hustle here, I fell deep. Kept going from room to room, and the price kept going up. But the two girls that initially greeted me were solid with the hustle,…

I was visiting the previous weekend. I was a fan of how easy the parking was, plus it was free, not something I'm used to in Philadelphia. The place looks nice, has a fun vibe,…

A couple times a year me and a bud pick a city to go strip clubbing in. This trip we picked Dallas. Spent the better part of 4 nights at BD’s and was…

Been less than a block devotee as once was,however took a ride downtown on a recent Thursday night to see what if anything striperwise new and exciting to be found.Dropped in and out of the…

It’s been awhile since I ventured into this club so I was anxious to see what has changed over the past six months or so. I arrived about 2:30 in the afternoon on a Sunday…

First off, this visit was paid to the SW Barbur Blvd location. TUSCL doesn't provide the Barbur location as an option for review, so I am leaving it on this one instead like others before…

Just a quick trip today. On deck this afternoon: Danika Alicia Kate Chyna Kayla Gen Mercedes Karma I wanted to dance Karma but she walked on by me. Too bad, really enjoyed the friendly romp in the back with her a month ago.…

Made a trip to PT’s a few weeks ago. This was not our first visit, we have been there a few other times. My wife and I enjoy going there more than the…

I've been going to this club over the years. I've had some good times here. I think it was probably better in the past. But, I think its still pretty good. I usually come here in…

I hit this place up on friday and it was slow but i came in a bit early 630ish. There were only w dancers working bit both were friendly enough one was called grace a…

When I first visited Tootsie's five years ago, I was in amazed by the atmosphere and the talent. Every year, I visit Miami for business and Tootsie is always on my list to visit.…

It was my first time in Mississippi so I read reviews and by all accounts on here I needed to check this place out. The neighborhood was very scetchy upon driving up to the club.…

I typically go to the Cherry because it's closest to my house and I prefer the club over Sophie's. I'm a quiet guy, so I usually go to have a few drinks. I'll tip a…

Stopped by last Wednesday for a little nightcap. Wanted to see if there was any new talent there. Same bartender as usual, Heather, who is always pleasant enough. Mix of girls was the same…

Again, no cover in the afternoon and being Monday, it is $10 dance day!!!! Arriving from Living Room, I took advantage of the $10 dances with 3 of the six talented individuals. It…

Arrived on a Tuesday early evening. And notice the girl count and rating: 8 - 6 White, 3 Black & 1 Mexican. All decent a couple one too many donuts. I’m cool like always, it’s…

Arrived after 3pm opening. No cover charge. Introduced myself to Gia and said hello to my favorite little spinner Aspen. Yes indeed for all of our hobbyist, the dance area has been…

I was in town to take in a Saturday game. I got in early Friday and went here around 4pm. I was surprised at how busy it was but there was seating.…

Look for my review of the clubs on the west side of Columbus under Kahoots. Decided to leave a day of travel on a business trip to stop and spend a whole 15 hours visiting most…

I posted this review on another board, but wanted to share with my monger friends here. Was at Venom on Tuesday around 3:30. No cover and beer was $4. The place was dead. 4 customers and…

I have been going here since the Fuzzy Grape days and while Mario's can be fun on occasion, I am a Rhode Island guy.....usually. Mondays suck in strip clubs and the dancers are seldom…

Miss Kitty's just across the river from St. Louis continues to be a place where if they are busy (like they were on Thursday night) - the action is very good & affordable. I…

On my third trip to desire I thought I had struck gold. I am an after work monger, and I met a beautifull, friendly, shapely, black dancer named secret. The bartender suggested the dance, because…

On my way home, decided to stop by Purple Orchid. To my surprise, they were just opening. I had no ideal that they opened at 3PM on sundays so instead of waiting, i drove over…

Haven’t been to the COI in awhile and wanted to see if Thursday’s at Spearmint were still a good value. Got to the club at 10ish. Lots of smoke and strobe lights on stage going…

I was traveling for business and usually fly through Columbus enroute. This time I decided to work in two extra days on the trip to see Columbus one way and try to hit…

Honestly, I've been waiting for over a year to visit Cheeks again. I wanted to get there so bad that I left some pretty good clubs in Columbus while they were still…

Went on a Tuesday after work. Wont review the bar bc so many have and it hasnt changed. On tuesdays its pretty slim pickings. The best girl there was a hot black haired girl with…

With the dramatic change in talent at HiLiter, I decided to see if any of the talent has found its way to the sister club down the street. I know The Candy Store got the…

Just decided to swing by for old times not expecting much. Cover is $5 and VIP is $5 and beer is $4.50. Only 5 girls working. Grabbed a beer and sat in VIP to…

I was in Detroit for a few days on business and made a trip to Crickets. I typically hit Bogarts, Henry's and Cricket when in town, but on this visit just had time to…

So I got a call from Austin Texas. Crazyjoe has struck again, this time it was not a McDonald's like usual. It was the Palazio titty club. When I got there it was a crazyjoe…

This is a review for a visit last month as I've been very busy with work. Hadn't seen my fave in a while as she's been inconsistent with her dance schedule. Imagine that. Regardless I…

In town for work, I decided to see what type of strip clubs Birmingham had to offer. I walked in the door and was stopped by the most polite security person ever. He was very…

Hadn’t been to Bare Exposire for some time but came back for a bachelor party. Walk in, check cell phone at the door and are off we go. Good floor/stage/light setup although it…

I’m visiting in town, stayed in Scarborough and went club hopping. Brass Rails was great, (new review to come). Wiskey is middle of nowhere, CA. No cover on the Monday and 6$ for…

I stopped in on Thursday night around eleven. There were about twelve to fifteen guys sitting around the bar and two nice looking bartenders working but no dancers present. When I inquired about the lack…

I was staying at a hotel near the Galleria mall. The Men’s Club was about a block away so I was able to walk there from my hotel. It looks very nice from the outside…

Stopped in a couple times in the past month. Off-peak times so was not too busy, about 6-8 dancers and 10-12 patrons. As noted, there are usually a few in the 8 - 8.5 range,…

This location has it's own parking lot in front & in the rear. Upon entering there is a stage on the left (which no one uses) and a long straight bar on the right. There…

Got in around noon, you walk in and bathroom directly to your right. I normally stop in there and adjust and let my fly down half way. I never have paid a cover but I’m…

Nice time with a girl named Lourdes Nice big fake tits and super big Cuban booty. Took me upstairs and had a good time. She speaks broken english so I liked that. Don’t get me…

Had some free time on a Thursday afternoon so I decided to hit up Fantasies, since it was the only club in the state I had never been to. This visit was right before Halloween,…

Years ago spent considerable time here, have not visited in a while. Was down in the general area after my last appointment for the day and decided to stop in. First, definitely had that…

Its located on a dim lit street in an industrial part of Paterson. I parked a block away and the surrounding dreary streetscapes foretold what I was to encounter inside the Stripjoint. As I entered, there…

I had been to this club a few times before it changed names a couple times, and it had always lived up to its legendary hype. Unfortunately under the new ownership things have become…

The club was very dimly lit and surprisingly small on the inside, especially when considering the size of the crowd it has to contest with..like “several fire code violations” small. Surrounding the bar was a…

the last time i was here was 2 years ago, and i remember having a good time. i was in town for the night, so i decided to give it another try tonight. i’d say,…

As most reviewers have noted this place can be hit or miss, I’m sure the locals know the rhythm and I can tell it’s gonna be a good time when I see some locals there…

I went to the lido room during a friday night in October. As I got there before 9pm, the admission was $40. If I got there after 9pm, I would have been charged $60. The venue was in…

I have visited the Gold Club a few times over the past few months, so this review will be an overview across different days and times. Valet parking is mandatory. Only the valets are allowed…

Tried Kittens out during the daytime for the first time. Was happy with what I found. Only a handful of dancers but everyone that came but implied they were naughty in the back. Got…

Have not been to marios since June when they just went up on VIP fee for club. Well they raised the fee again to 80 dollars for 15 minutes. This has to be the biggest…

Sooooo. ..this O'Gascon club was quite Posh but also REALLY SMALL. Like...surprisingly Small. And, despite everyone I've ever spoken to (including a former stripper friend) who actually worked out of O'Gascon also, the ratio of…

Ok how in the world does this place have such a high value rating!?!?! Got there around 11 and paid the cover ($10) met 2 decent looking girls in the entry way smoking. We…

The place has a good physical layout and a good vibe because of that. Spacious, with a large stage in the middle and the bar to the left as you come in. Not too dark,not…

I was in town for business for three days and decided to visit as many clubs as I could after not having been to H town for a while. This one was right by my…

Stopped in after a disappointing visit to Cabaret East. No cover at the door, which was well appreciated. The beer tub girl by the door was pushing beers pretty hard, but I don't think that's different…

I was in town for an extended weekend after working all week, and decided to stop in to this place to check out the talent based on an experience I had previously. I walked in, and…

Lilly, Unique, Lexi, a black dancer I don't know, a reasonably cute brunette, a new latina, and a very overweight older gal. No Clover. No Maya. No Flower. No Devin. No Juicy. Definitely no Ebony,…

I am a longtime visitor of Playhouse and almost always come during the day. I have found that the true pros and the better mileage is during the day. Bartender Patty always takes care of me…

I was always curious about coming to this place because I work near it, so on my day off I decided to go in and check it out as soon as you walk into the…

Tried to hit Wackos while the day shift was there but I think I missed my window. There were a couple of white girls there but they seemed really spaced out - in a more…

Went in here for the first time on a Sunday evening when they had their $10/$20 dance specials during the game. The stage was empty for long periods of time and the club looked dead…

I arrived just after midnight on Friday night and the club was alive. Everyone seemed to be having a good time with the club about two thirds full. I grabbed a table just…

How does one pronuce follies? Is it fall-eeees or Fo-leeees? Anyway as for my visit. I arrived around 230 ish. The place was packed as usual. Grabbed a seat at the bar. Ordered a beer to…

Hit this place up based on reviews...it’s true. Place is about average-ok club vibe, but that’s not the business model. Approach and hustle is quick and honest. Tipped a old stripper for a neck rub, but…

When the review is titled "not a bad night" you know what can happen here, especially when compared with Ebony Inn and similar places. I hadn't been to Mustangs in over 2 years and decided…

This has become my go to spot for daytime clubs. They have a really good lineup and mix of girls. I knew this trip I wanted to get a dance with Tatiana so I spent…

This place was very busy, lots of dancers and customers Located right on Rt. 17 near the Rt 80 interchange it is super visible and gets lots of drive by business. FYI if you have…

Found myself in the area when I was dropping off a friend. Came by around 3pm on saturday afternoon. Free and easy parking. Kind of a rough area though. Free admission but $6 per drink.…

Decided to go on a feature night with Christy Mack. As I have a VIP card I didn't pay cover but I understand they were charging $25 to get in. Went up to VIP area…

Walked in pretty close to the time they opes 7:30 paid the cover $5 and sat at the bar. When you first walk in it appears to be quite small however the Dance area is…

Been here before and enjoyed myself. The place was very active for a Sunday (imho). Variety of girls. Was approached soon after sitting down by an AA. Nice curves & proportions. Very sensual and personable. I…

This is an absolute great hidden gem. Its tucked away on the Clifton/Paterson border. Bartenders are friendly...10% of the girls are a 8-10 (on a scale of 1-10). The rest are all 6's and…

Was here with a couple of friends. Great setup and loved the seating. Very comfortable. It wasn't too busy when I got in. First reaction was dancers are beyond their prime, except for a couple…

I recently walked into this place since I was in the area. The club itself was okay, as others have noted. The place is somewhat small but they can get away with it…

Haven't been here in a quite a long time, but I read they installed LD booths so I decided to check it out. Walked in a grabbed a beer and hung out near the bar.…

Gentlemen, I'm putting two visits in one here, so stick with me on this. First let's talk about the club, its in a very large building, but only uses about a third of it.…

I went by Macombos on a recent Monday afternoon, and the place was locked up tight. From the amount of leaves at the door, I have a feeling that front door of this place hadn't…

Was in Portland from Seattle and decided to check out the scene since always hear how clubs are better than what my area has to offer (debatable since I'm not much of a drinker). Decided…

I went in on a Thursday to Spearmint. This has been a good day over the past couple of months. This is where you can get the most for your Money 100 for 30 minutes…

First time visitor after hearing much about the place. Figured I'd give it a shot instead of Lusty's. I went at about 2:15pm. as buzzed in and told about the $10 cover like many have explained.…

I had some time to kill on a Tuesday afternoon (before 3pm) before Halloween and the club was nearby, and since I hadn't been by in years, I figured why not. Parking was dead simple…

Club Harem has always been my favorite spot on the block. I don't know why year after year the girls just all seem friendlier and not too pushy. And not too trashy. Only like one…

Stopped by the Show Palace recently on a cold weekday afternoon. The atmosphere inside could be described at Neon Meets Disco. While dark, some money has been spent fixing up the stage,…

I had some time (and cash) to kill, so I went to the Player's Club. It was pretty much the same as ever. I got in about 10PM. There were about 10…

The rating for this club is on the decline, and that is understandable. Fifteen years ago this was "the place" to go, having easily taken over as a club to go for a relatively…

Came in on a Saturday night around 7 with the wife for some pregame fun. Cover charge before 7 is $5 then it’s $10 after that. Dude at the door let us in for $5…

This SophistiCats was close to our hotel in Oxford Circus. The closest underground station is Oxford circus and it is less than a 15 minute walk. The club is very non-descript from the outside. We…

I live less than 10 miles from here but only visit once in awhile due to the lack of any real vip area and the strict rules of not touching the dancer anywhere, and when…

I get a chance to stop here once a year on my way to North Jersey for work. This is a two part review as I stopped Monday night and Thursday afternoon. Part 1: Monday…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon, I'm not a regular but a semi regular meaning I get by here every other month or so. I try to be generous with the "ones" i like…