Reviews

A few years ago DV8 (and its sister club Rose City Strip) was one of my favorite clubs in Portland. The girls were above average and private dances were some of the better ones…

It's been well known that the only two clubs on the block where it is possible to see more than one white dancer are Harem and Red Room (ok, Circus too, but come on --…

I've been to this club in the past, and usually found that I had a good time. This time however I did not. There were a few cute girls, and a lot of…

I usually only come here during the days but decided since my hotel was close by I would give it a shot. Even passed up a chance to go to DD. I must say…

I never would have believed it, but the first dancer that approached me after I paid the exorbitant $50 cover charge was from my hometown in Minnesota. Frankly I was afraid to get any dancers…

I went in on a Saturday afternoon. Club is as described. There were not many women on the floor when I arrived but a few more showed up in the first hour I was there.…

Checked in Momday at 3pm, with vip card got the master suite for $22 a night. Checked in, unpacked showered and went to get Tacos! Had to fuel up first. I dont…

Aitia--at least that's the way her name sounds--is slim, pretty, and 25. She was the only such girl today at the club, so she was by far my preference. A few minutes after…

I went to Hustler Club a week ago. I was with my wife and we decided to go get some drinks and let the wife play with the girls. It's located a block…

Went to the club at 8 o’clock Saturday night. The bar was about half full when I walked in. The first surprise was a new bartender. I heard that Margie is not working here anymore.…

I guess I went on a day where the owners were there because Holy Jesus was there a metric fuck ton of girls. Even for a Friday night. The worst part of it…

So the girls here range. Some were older, some were bigger some were great body but okay faces had 2 or 3 real smoke shows. IMO 8-9's. Problem here is some of the girls don't,…

Got thete just before 11pm Sunday night. Bar is always clean and plenty of lighted parking. Thete were 2 dancers. I thought only one at first but the other came out once I came in.…

Really chill place and sometimes I go here just for dinner because the food is amazing and there are lots of choices. There are 3-4 TVs around the bar so you can watch your game.…

This was my first time making it inside the club. My previous attempts to stop had been blocked by the lack of parking outside. It seems like the lot is always full.…

Was in town late on a Monday night a decided to check out $10 dance night ant Henry’s. Paid my $10 cover, took a seat at the bar, and paid about $6 for a bottle…

I always liked the Christies Cabaret in Phoenix, so decided to give the Tempe location a try on my latest business trip. I was not disappointed. Christies clubs, to me, have more of…

Alright, I went here so I didn't stink of the cigarette smell you cannot unmask in a Florida club. You walk in and pay a guy $5 to walk in with your order sheet for…

Got in at 7pm and talked to this pretty nice bottle girl name Rachel and even bought some vodka shots from her, it was another bottle girl name Shay she was pretty cool and…

After having been at HK for about 2 hours, had to leave because it was just too packed. Crossed the street and went into mermaids, a lineup of about 7 girls came to say hi,…

Haven't been to this place in awhile. I was in the area on business and decided to check the place out. One of my favs use to work here back in the day. Boy do…

This review is of a visit to Hiphugger on Monday Nov 5, 2018 from about 4:45 to 6:45 in the afternoon. On a driving trip I could have stopped in Indy but decided to continue…

I finally worked up the courage/curiosity to visit the Geisha Bath House. The lower floor is just as described countless times before. Also please note it is very clean and safe! As a newbie…

1st mistake; saw the parking lot full and pulled in. 2nd; paid a $10 cover to discover an empty stage at 7:20 on a Friday. 3rd error: Bought a beer, with optimism.…

I went to Oasis as I was driving back from the airport and decided to stop by. I could infer that it was sparsely populated, due to the lack of cars that were in the…

I was in town to attend a concert and wandered into New Solid Gold for the first time. At first glance, the place was not very inviting. It reeked of cigarette smoke so…

In the past I've had some issues with this club, not so much with the strippers but with the customers. It's in a bad part of town and attracts a little too much of a…

Went to Indy to watch Champions classic. After tailgating and watching games the only thing left was to hit the strip club afterwards. This was the closest one to our hotel so this was the…

I hadn't been to a strip club in a while. So I decided to check this place out last Saturday night. There were tons of girls working with quite a variety of types, sizes, etc.…

Arrived around 3PM and paid the $7 cover which includes lunch. Paid $4 for a beer and sat down at a table to enjoy the view. There was about 10 girls working which was…

There is only one dance worth seeing there. All do the same, but fuglies. it is $16 to get and you pay to rent the room $22 for the room. The…

Had the opportunity late in sept to hit the club multiple times over a span from Saturday- Monday. The basics for this club are covered in other reviews, so I’ll share some specific observations. I…

I went there on a Friday evening and it was closed. That's right, closed! Thank goodness Outer Space upstairs was open, but seriously? Why should all the dancers and patrons be stuck crammed in…

Finished lunch at a fairly Famous BBQ place and decided to indulge in some dessert at my favorite SC. I didn't know if it would be busy since it was a Sunday and a holiday.…

I gave a pretty detailed review after the name change months ago and have been avoiding it for the most part. Due to the recent reviews I decided to visit twice last month. Once…

This is actually one review combining a few visits. Went on weekends a few weeks apart. One night I showed up early evening. There were lots of dancers. The first few…

We have been frequent customers for years, but the last year, things have gone downhill. Girls who have worked here for years started getting treated badly. Girls that remained don’t give a shit about…

Riding down 19, looked like the lot was busy, stopped in. 1st mistake. Paid a $10.00 cover. 2nd Mistake. No dancers at 7:20 PM on a Friday. 3 floor goons,…

This is from about a month ago it was rejected as not enough detail so I am going to try to make it better. Well stopped in about 8:30 had plenty of girls all white…

My usual Friday schedule was cancelled because of rain so decided to go to TMC instead. Arrived there around 6:45 as I didn’t want to miss the 7pm feature. A hot tall blonder approached me…

Stopped here Sat late afternoon. About 15 girls there. Most brutal. Only 3 doable. One was really good looking, but she was with regulars. She didn’t look like she was interested in anything else. So…

Decided to checkout Venus, it’s the first time I’ve been there since the reopened, paid $5 for parking walk pay $10 cover get padded down then u enter the club. Take a seat in the…

I guess I was expecting more since I had been told this was the spot in Portland to go even though it was a Tuesday. Drinks were solid and the bartender was really nice. Plus…

I returned to McDoogals for the first time in several months on a Friday night. Unfortunately, not much has changed since my last visit. I didn't stay very long. There seemed to…

Was in the area for a couple days and stopped in at The Trap twice. The first time was on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there around 3, had a beer, and surveyed the joint for…

Cadillac is not one of my main clubs, but I had a very good visit on a recent Saturday night. There was a huge selection of girls, probably over 40, with lots of hotties. I…

Have not been back to Lust for 2-3 years. Was in Greenville on work and so visited. Nothing much has changed. Same layout, same 2-for-1 specials every hour. BUT - the ladies were better than…

A follow up to my previous review a couple of days ago. One rumor surrounding La Malquerida is that you can find the most beautiful chicas in all of Zona Norte hanging out there during…

I decided to visit this club as I was visiting a place close by and had 2-3 hours to kill. I had read the reviews about this place and my expectations were quite low. The club as…

Spent a couple of hours mid afternoon. The club was fairly busy with a lot of activity. There were a lot table dances going on, but mostly with dancers I was not familiar…

R3. SR is on the outskirts of Lexington surrounded by hotels, fast food, fuel, and not much else. If you are traveling, the cluster of fair-priced hotels is an advantage. There is also an open…

R1 On a road trip across the country. Have to start writing these reports on-the-fly or my memory will fade. (I am taking notes, but….) Also, I arrived after spending the night in Tijuana, so…

I haven't been here in months and decided to see if anything has changed. Arrived at 7 pm and paid $5 cover. The club is the same layout. Big stage in the back and small…

This review is from a couple months back. It was after midnight Saturday night/Sunday morning by the time I arrived. The club was packed, but I was there for the sole purpose of seeing one…

I visited Scores Chicago for a girls night out, (they require male accompany understandably), and had a great time! There club is relatively large with one main pole, two side poles and two bars. The…

Might be in a little weird spot coporate office park but like many clubs in San Antonio off 410. Cover was 15. Two levels nice as fuck on the inside imo. Feels like a palace.…

I arrived at 4:35, about 5 minutes late for the scheduled meet up with Juice and Viking. There was a pretty lady sitting at a counter inside the door. She asked me if…

we first went to treasure and were less than enthused... we were outside smoking and some gut said go to southside johnnys... and as hesitant as we were we decided to take the chance... and…

Arrived in was the only customers there. We got there an hour after they opened. There were approximately 12 women there. As soon as we sat down the waitress came over and serve their drinks.…

Didn't see any chicks over a 6-7. And I was really feening for some latina spinner talent. Guess I shoulda headed straight for COI (my usual game plan when stopping thru LA). Paige was…

The dancers say customers went away after the place changed from "Penthouse" to "Mile High Men's Club". They say there are very few new customers because of lack of recognition now. I think…

This is a great club! Came here last night Friday night around 11pm, this place was packed!! Lots of girls were working, most of them are pretty hot with nice booty/boobs. Lots of buns action…

I went to this place at 2:00am Sunday morning. There is valet parking. I parked a couple blocks away and walked. Some parked across the street, but at night, with no lighting, I'm surprised…

Came here on a Tuesday night while on a business trip to Austin for the first time. I’m used to high mileage lap dances in Florida but I did not know what to expect in…

Went on a Monday night around midnight. Place was really slow. Only saw one couple at the rail along with me and occasionally another guy. A few tables were occupied (all said reserved). The bar…

Went to Carnaval on a Saturday afternoon, to give it another shot after the price increase. There were four girls working, Tiffany, Jasmine, Diamond, and Tanya. Tiffany and Jasmine or in private shows, so…

Haven't been here since the summer so decided to make a trip out there. The last time I was there it was a Thursday night when they have their VIP room specials so it…

I had a lot of good times at Centerfolds before the incident, so I had hopes that now after reading a few reviews it wasn't as grim as portrayed. About 11pm cover was 10 dollars,…

Visited on Friday morning around 11:30 My plan was to connect with Tatania. I have danced with her before and I wanted to see her again. When I arrived is did…

This place is the Cream of the crop as far as gentlemans clubs in Philly go. Very very very upscale the dancers the bartenders and even the shot girls are all gorgeous they have a…

I was in New Orleans for a bachelor party, and the Penhouse Club is were the group decided to go. There was a long line to get in, maybe 10 minutes to get past…

This was my first time at this particular club. We had a little time to kill while walking down the french quarter and decided to stop in. Its a little smaller…

They used to have a DJ who picked the music and controlled the show. They just installed a jukebox system. The dancer picks her favorite songs and the computer picks when the dancer is on…

This is a great nude club. For those who have read my reviews in the past, you would notice I have an issue with clubs that advertise they are nude clubs and really are…

I and my friend was in the Miami for the weekend, We decided to try this club and it was worth it. They had hourly special thought-out the night. This is very big club. Their…

Stopped in around nine, parking lot was about 1/4 full. Paid the $ 10 cover to get in, which I felt was high for this type of place. When you first walk in the bar…

I've been twice in the last month and each time I have seen some different dancers working and all have been attractive, pleasant and eager to please. I usually ask for a $5 table dance…

Was in town for the weekend so stopped in for an afternoon to see what was going on. Arrived after 1:00 PM and there were not many cars in the lot so was not…

I was in the area on business and stopped in Playhouse on a Friday afternoon. Paid the $5 cover for a bottle of water and planned to stay a while. The normal daytime crew…

It’s been awhile since I’ve had the opportunity to return to this establishment. As noted before, this isn’t really a traditional strip club— it’s in an adult book store (that has a theatre) and there…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium (OGE) has bunch of new dancers. I recognized some of them from Mardi Gras, which was recently closed down by the city fathers. Oasis attracts new girls that want to…

I hadn't been to sodo in awhile, and they changed the layout of the club. It's a big space, but poorly utilized, so everything feels cramped. All of the dances are upstairs now, not just the…

Free pickup which was nice 2 drink min 40 bucks. Which is crazy but vegas norm for drinks for upscale places. Girls were diverse some very hot 9 but surprisingly some meh give the significant number…

Wow, from the outside, it looks like something out of a horror movie—you know, the kind where you ho in but might not make it back out! We went in and there was a couple of…

I haven’t been to Scarlett’s since just after it was Hollywood. At that time, I was pretty disappointed in the new ownership. I will say that Scarlett’s is more customer friendly than it…

The only thing that save the day was a few of my favorites were on board. Bella saved the day. Most girls were hanging around their regulars. The lighting is way up, very few dark…

It has been a while since I went to HB fo some Friday night fun. To put this into perspective the last time I was at HB the beer was free, not any more.…

Waited at front for door girl while she took a shit it must have been. Guy standing inside said girl went to bathroom would be right back I bullshitted with him for a bit while…

I normally fo there during the day shift but I decided to go there at 10 on Thursday. I realize now some of the differences between EI and other strip clubs. At EI there is…

About the only time I visit Bucks Wild is when I am in town on an overnight, usually on Thursday. I arrived around 8:00 pm to what I considered a good crowd of patrons, but…

Stopped in at Henrys and decided to head to Bogarts. Paid the $5 to enter through the (somewhat) new turnstile and took a seat on by the DJ station opposite the stage. The waitress…

I had not been to the Millstream since last Winter, so I was long overdue for a return. Bugged out of work early yesterday and arrived at the club around 2:45pm. A fair…

I visit Cricket at least once a month and I go see my favorite girls. No parking and no entrance fee before 7 pm. I had texted my favorite that I am coming over and…

I never would have believed it, but the first dancer that approached me after I paid the exorbitant $50 cover charge was from my hometown in Minnesota. Frankly I was afraid to get any dancers…

I stopped in on a Wednesday night, maybe between 9 and 10. There were roughly 8 girls working, initially, and several (though not all) I was interested in getting dances from. While I was sipping…

This is one of my favorite clubs, and because I don't travel much, this is the club I frequent the most. My last review of this place was in January, but I've been back several…

Was in SF for business and decided to spend a few hours at the crazy horse. It's conveniently located near union square. It's just a few blocks away, and though the immediate area around the…

After a marathon session at Treasure Club, Juice and I took a break and Ubered over to South Side Johnnie’s. Having read some reviews, I was expecting the worst but was pleasantly surprised (kind…

Stopped in after visiting a few other places on the block and finding little to me liking. Grabbed a coke at the bar and did not have to wait long for a short curved…

Once the Mecca of The Global SC World has fallen off a cliff worse than my 401k Stock portfolio! It’s been written that some of the 8-10’s have gone to Scarlets’s and DD in Pompano.…