Reviews

The club is run down from the outside (ok, from the inside too). I visited in the afternoon. No cover before 5 or 6. The stage is in the center of the bar. At the…

Went in on a Saturday, the girls are hot indeed, mostly white girls, there were couple of Asian girls there, Sat down, ordered a drink, and tipping for the dollar parade, it wasn't too bad,…

Ok - so, I happened to be in town with some extra time, so I decided to try out Showcase. PaperMoon (in Springfield, VA) tends to be my main "go-to" club in the DMV area, not…

After Tony's Place had no dancers, I wandered back to the Haven just as they were opening. Within fifteen minutes of opening time, the first dancer hit the stage. Haven Place has the usual three…

I know I'm the last one that made a review here but I have made several trips and it deserves an update. After a couple of off night visits we have learned that Friday and Saturday…

I stopped by the Playhouse on a Tuesday afternoon around 3. The place was fairly crowded, about 20 guys around the bar and steady traffic to and from the CD rooms. The dancers…

Most recent excursion was pretty disappointing. The dancers slowly meandered around the inside of the circular bar to get their tips, to the point where they were spending 75% of a song getting their tips…

Opening time and starting time are often not one and the same for strip clubs, but then there's Tony's Place. Got there about 30 minutes after they opening, got a drink from the bartender, and…

For the past 2 years, I have gone to Carnival Bookstore, Erotic Cafe and Playhouse Lounge quite often. From time to time I visit other strip clubs in the vicinity and decided to check out…

So this happened a week ago around 9pm. I went on a strip club spree. Wanted to check out the Philly scene. I've heard of good things happening here. I knew the girls weren't the…

First time out in a longggg time, tagged along with some work buddies and they picked this place. The club seemed kind of empty for a Friday night, about 10 guys, maybe 8 girls. This…

I usually visit Lucky Devil around lunch time, but this visit was on a Monday night. The door guy asked for ID, then scanned it before I realized what he was doing. This…

Hak's is a sad stale place. Most of the women are pretty meh probably 5s. The vast majority are pretty bland. They do however have some extremely ugly girls and maybe there's a 1 in…

Been going to Sahara for a while now. The afternoon talent is primarily bustier women which is fine with me. Jessie and Dallas gave great dances and it was great to chill with these beautiful…

I haven't been to Carnival for a while now as I've been working in north NJ for quite a while. But had to head back to Philly and my GPS had me come down through NJ…

Been going to this place since it was in the older building down the road a few years ago. Remember when it had the closets and you could go in their for around $40…

Drove down to Rhode Island because there isn't aren't any legal sport books in Mass. Put a fat bet on the Patriots to win the Superbowl and decided to hit up the Caddy while I…

First time back in a bit more than a year. The club is in an industrial area. The street markings weren’t clear and my nav system led me astray, so it took me…

After the closing of 1320 Club II this might be the only viable strip joint left in the DC area. The area itself is safe, and fairly easy to get to by Metro or…

Hello, I decided after some time to come back and visit my first strip club. Just too give you guys a brief run down of the place it’s pretty spacious. When you first walk in…

After spending more time at Cheerleaders, thought I'd give Oasis a turn and I am glad I did. Best part of Oasis is it is clean and non smoking...never leave smelling like a…

Hadn’t been here in a long time but I went to check it out and the place hadn’t changed much. Parking in the back, hot chicks and loud music. Walked in with about another 30 minutes…

There is usually a good number of girls working day or night. Even during the day there’s usually about 10-15 working and about 20-25 most nights I’ve been. The girls are hit and miss. Mostly…

So Columbus is not exactly a hotbed for clubs- there’s not a ton of options here but I’ve always been partial to Kahoots because I think they usually have the best looking dancers and if…

Walked in around 8:30. Can't say I've had any amazing experiences at a valley club...well, ever. So expectations were low. Pretty slow here (at least early on a Tuesday). One girl dancing (maybe a 6 if…

My last visit prior to this was in December '18. And it was probably my best time there yet. I chatted with a busty thick latina and she asked me if I'd wanna…

OK, I've been here twice now and it is super. It's in an industrial park, quiet and discreet entrance. girls and schedule are on the website. Call and make an appointment easy, you pay…

Clancy to me is a great set up spot for OTC usually. I went in on a Monday afternoon and was happy to see 4 out of the 5 zillians were hot. The other one…

Made a stop in the Gold club on a Tuesday late afternoon around 5:00. No drinking for me during this visit except for the 2 drink minimum....2 waters for $4.50. Club layout…

Went here for the first time around 9 on a Friday night. First off parking was kind of a hassle as there wasn't much space, and didnt want to park farther down…

So I found myself with some hours to kill in Miami and went to check this site for reviews. Crap my VIP had expired! It was 12 noon so very very early and this place…

Arrived at the club on a Friday night after parking at Greektown casino for free. Cover and coat check was around 15-17$. Club was not that busy and there is no smoking inside so the…

Whispers is a low pressure environment & comfortable place to burn an evening. It seems like nights can be hit & miss ... with some evenings where the dancers really bring a lot of energy…

I arrived to a half full parking lot. I was met by the bouncer as I was patted down. I was approached by a thick black girl. She was probably in her 20’s. We talked…

I have been in this club a few times before but it has been a while. Not much is changed it is a very chill atmosphere. The beer is cheap and the music is from…

Stopped by Pandoras on a Saturday afternoon to see who was in. Paid the $20, and grabbed a seat. It was really cold inside so that was strange- Dancers were the usual Saturday daytimers. There weren’t very…

Went here with a few friends on a weeknight, and hadn't been in ages. The layout hasn't changed much; there is a wide open aria as you enter with a few small tables and…

Rick’s is one of the Minneapolis clubs that’s open for a lunch time stop. They open at 11 so I decided to stop in. There is a mandatory coat check but no cover charge in…

So I keep saying this, but I end up coming back when I have no other option: this is the last time I come here. The club’s atmosphere didn’t change much from last time. That’s…

Due to the close proximity of my office I make regular stops here for the lunch special and great view. I have never had any issues at the club with the staff. Club is in…

Sunrise seems to be my go-to place. I’ve noticed a young thin girl here several times but never got her attention. Finally today I got lucky. As she was on stage I caught her attention.…

Had some time to look so I rolled thru pinups for some fun. There was a croud of about 15 guys and about the same amount of ladies. The women were varied from thin to…

I stopped here around 5ish in the afternoon after a long day playing tourist in Key West. There was no cover before 8 and I just wanted a spot to grab a soda, cool down,…

So I've been here before and I like it. This is the club you go to if you want a party atmosphere. The club is easy to get to and has a lot of parking…

Decided to stop by given I was in the general area. As usual, walked up to doorman, who said it was very slow, only one dancer working, and this was at 1pm. Decided to go…

Haven't reviewed a gentlemen's club for quite a while although I've been hitting a few spots on occasion, so here is one for most recent stop over at Pandora's. As the title states, not…

Always crazy in here on the weekend. Lots of girls, line up to get in, tough to get a seat. If you're cool with all of that then this is the place for you. We came…

My Scottsdale club of choice when visiting annually for SFGiants Cactus League spring training baseball. Smallish, initimate if somewhat crowded (much more pleasant since AZ banned smoking in clubs) place which is essentially a tableside…

A colleague of mine absolutely loves this place and insisted I go have some wings with him after work. He's not wrong, they're good. The girls are why I keep coming back.…

I stopped by late at night less than an hour before closing. Thought what the hell but a bad decision. Didn't know until later that there was another club that was opened for two more…

Saw a few on the roll call that I've been wanting to enjoy (Sky and Bobbi). Drove (from SFV) to COI arrived just before midnight. Upon entrance it looked like there were less that 10…

I hadn't been here in a really long time, around 8-9 years and wasn't sure what to expect. Stopped in here on my way to the airport because I had a few hours to…

I work a block from this club and not a place I like visiting. Went there with couple of coworkers after a late night drink. Arrived there around 10:30pm and decent crowd for a Friday. I…

Not a normal strip club. Plenty of parking side and back. Only soft drinks. No booze. Not nude, not even topless. But, the dancers wear thongs. About 6 girls…

Only been here one time since the closing of Hawaii Theater. Tonight’s trip occurred mainly because nobody wants to go to Deja Vu- COI anymore. They take passes from any club, and cost $6.…

Stopped here at around 4pm on Wednesday afternoon. Called ahead and the friendly girl on the phone said there were about 10 girls working. Spacious parking lot shared by an el torito and benihana I…

I was in town for a weekend conference, so I know it was a Saturday night... It was probably around 11pm, maybe close to midnight. I did not come with sufficient cash for any…

Had a business trip to San Fran and made a went to Vegas a day early for some fun. Got there around 11 or or so on a Sunday and it was understandably…

I’ve seen the ballpark raved about for its extras on here for awhile. I was in bristol area so figured i’d stop by. Parking lot is definitely on the main strip and The place definitely…

If you make me choose between full nude and alcohol, I'm probably going to pick alcohol. However, LD is exciting enough that I keep coming back anyway. Let's start with the girls: they're not on the…

First off I'm more of a CD guy but I figure I keep giving this place a shot. Small club in a residential area. Walk in and there are pool tables to the right and…

I've noticed business picking up at various other local clubs not named Foxy. I assume Foxy Lady has taken a bit of a hit and the other clubs are benefiting. Was that the master…

This club is my go to strip club in the Central Jersey area I went on a Friday night. The parking lot was full. I had to wait to find a parking spot an…

Entry fee is about $8, and they have beer for $1. When I went in, there was one girl on stage and two girls giving dollar dances. I got some dollar beers from the back…

First I have to say I have almost always been at the club in the afternoon. Had a late afternoon appointment so went about 8. First bad news $10 to get in. Second it was…

Came to the Cricket on a Monday night after getting in at Metro. Have been here several times. Like this the best of the nearby clubs. Free parking,smoke free and pretty decent looking dancers.Flight Club…

If you're looking to have a couple drinks and see some girls it's not a bad place. Girls are pretty descent 6-8s and I must say they are all pretty chill. A good party spot…

Arrived and paid for VIP. The staff at the door was very professional. Upstairs in VIP was a great vibe. It was a little slow but expected for a Monday.…

I went here for a bachelor party on a Saturday night. Fairly busy, but a good number of girls dancing, mostly 6's and 7's, but the was an easy 9 that I tried to get…

The cover is $20 BYOB There's some free parking but if you want to park in the very front of the building its $20, which is not too bad if youre worried about security. There were a few…

Haven’t been to this club in a long time since it was VIP’s. Now this was my first time at Club 16. As I arrived it was packed with a lot of people and the…

I find this week to be the best for the clubs besides derby. There are usually a ton of new girls coming in to Louisville to make money with thousands of farmers in town…

Went on a Monday afternoon and the place was pretty dead, maybe 5 or 6 other guys in there and only 3 or 4 dancers. I usually don't get dances when it's like this,…

I was the first to enter on Sunday and the parking staff attendant asked me for $10 which he usually doesn't do if I arrive before 12:50 (I got in the parking lot around 12:50).…

It’s been a few months (closer to a year?) since I’ve been to a SC due to family issues. I started off at Synn around 3pm but after 30-40 minutes, I didn’t see any girls…

Decided to skip 2001 and Ybor this time in Tampa due to some mediocre prior visits. Returned to mons Sunday about 11pm. The place was surprisingly busy for a non game night Sunday in February. Probably…

For those of you who've been to Irvington before, you understand the title. Vic's is closed for their annual month long vacation, so Paradizio is the next best choice. While the operations are better than…

This is easily the best establishment in Sacramento. Club itself is well lit but not bright, two stages, lots of seating and big open room w / large VIP area in the back. It’s clean…

This was a rainy day visit, perhaps explaining the somewhat larger crowd than usual for a weekday afternoon (3-4pm). I got dances with four girls. The first was pretty but ever-so-slightly overweight white…

I was back in the inland north-west, so I made my ‘obligatory’ stop at Stateline. The basic club details remain the same: $15 cover, $5 coupon on website (net $10 entry), non-smoking, juice bar, generally…

Recently my favorite haunt Clancys has had a diminishing talent pool. This phenomenon has led me to be concerned that other clubs are poaching! Vexed to a nightmare I was lured out of my stomping…

Parking lot was full of cars and seems safe with the cameras. No entry fee and pat down at the door, they do scan id. No seats at the bar available but there was a…

On a recent trip to Vermont, I decided to venture into Canada to sample a strip club. Chez Diane was the shortest driving distance from Winooski, VT (about one hour) so I crossed into…

So I travel to Evansville about once a month and have had the chance to check out all of the 4 or so spots that I found near me. I continue to think the…

Went here early in the day at the recommendation of a friend. The club was opening late, just as we were pulling into the parking lot. Mandatory valet parking was a surprise, but the staff…

I've been to many strip clubs around the country. Any Cub calling itself a Gentlemen's club should not have a DJ who cusses every other sentence. That's just a strip club. Gentleman's club is supposed…

Most of the dancers are arrogant and bored and shoving thier faces in thier phones most of the time. The vibe was deadly, I was even told "I'm busy" when I asked a girl for…

I have done a few reviews on this club, but have decided to do an update after my experience with their members only club called Lust. Lust is located on the 2nd and 3rd floor…

So, I've been here twice before, and have done reviews. It's always a good time here. I paid my $15, and this time there were two lovely ladies waiting at the door to escort me…

Have not been to Jaguars in a few years but I've seen some interesting girls on Instagram say they work there so thought I would try it out again. Paid my cover and had my…

Went on a Friday day because this seems to be the only dayshift that is busy with a little variety of dancers. They always have ice cold bottle beer but that isn't the reason I…

Stopped in on a Thursday around 5pm. I paid the 7 dollar cover and bought a 4 dollar beer. There were about 5 dancers there. They were sort of in the middle of a…

So it seems gallagher's is still keeping up with old school methods. It hasn't gotten worse but its definitely not a good thing. The girls are a mix between eastern European and latinas. And now…

I had been there in years past but it had been a while. I was very pleasently surprised. The talent was strong and the girls were very friendly. Going to clubs alone…

So, I've been here twice before, and have done reviews. It's always a good time here. I paid my $15, and this time there were two lovely ladies waiting at the door to escort me…

Decided to check out synn on a weekday afternoon since I came up on some free time. Got to the club a bit early so it was easy to get a seat. They take passes…

Well, maybe three worth seeing: 1- pretty, young, thin, short, sexy figure, maybe Latina. 1/2 covered in tatoos, some pretty obnoxious ones, one on her neck. Had some kinda weave or wig first time I met…

I went back last week to follies on Sunday and Monday afternoon. Both times I went parking was $20! One day the valet let me have it for $10 But it’s kind of…

This club used to be in my top three clubs. But since two of their best girls moved on to another place in a different town in 2015, I'm visiting much less. I still had…

Hit up this place last Saturday. Arrived around 9pm. It was Saturday night so place was pretty busy. Music was good and not too loud. You could talk over it. Good mood.…