Reviews

INTRODUCTION This review will cover two trips on a Friday and Saturday evening. I recently moved within walking distance of this club. I have lived close to this club before, but never considered going as its…

I loved the layout. Two bars, 4 girls dancing. I arrived around 9pm and there were dancers everywhere. A lovely Cuban met me at the door and walk me to the bar. Right away she…

I arrived early evening on a Friday to see what the reviews of this club, both good and bad, really suggested. I read about hot bartenders good food, and thick girls doing a tip…

I got here around 10pm. The parking lot is quite full. The cover is $20 with free drinks. The club is full and there are many girls than what expected. There are…

The gist of it is that this is a pretty cramped operation. The mirrored walls definitely give the place a bigger feel, but not by much. Even during an afternoon, the place had quite a…

Was only at this place once when they didn't have their liquor license (used to go once every couple of months before they lost it). Cheap beer - just grabbed a bud, was like old…

Had a few hours free and wanted to see how Torpedos was so I stopped in. But its right in front of the train station so all the street parking is metered and hard to…

I figured a strip club before Metallica would be busy, even if I did need to drive a few miles out to get there. Nope. Not only was it not busy, it was…

I went to Mystique for the first time on Valentine’s Day at around 9:30. The club is located in an industrial area that appeared very deserted, except around the club itself. When I entered, I…

Dropped by on a sunday night around midnight. I'd seen social media posts of the place jam packed which is why I picked a Sunday night hoping to avoid that. It's a small club. One…

Another visit to the Players Club is in the books. I visited this yesterday and had an okay time, but nothing special. 6 girls total tonight, one asian and 5 brunettes. Among the veteran crew…

Was going to check out Bazookas, but it was 6:50pm and for whatever reason they close for an hour while they change out dancers. I saw Temptations was a bikini bar so I was…

I alluded to a negative experience here a while back and promised to share details of really my only bad experience of this sort here. I am finally doing so in this review. I am doing…

Stopped in recently on a weeknight probably 9-10 pm after striking out at the crappy local SCs here. Located behind a big truck stop gas station it has plenty of free parking. When I got…

I’m a regular evening visitor but happened to be going through around 4pm so decided to drop in. Very different feel, fewer girls and less diversity. Maybe there were more in the private rooms and…

Visited Manhattan and took in Satin dolls. Met two or three dancers and had a solid experience. They charge a 20 dollar cover at the door and 10 dollars per bottled beer which is a…

I went on a pretty slow night apparently. Was in town for business and was in the mood for some entertainment, so I thought i would the place a try. I enjoyed the visit -…

Arrived around 4PM on a Saturday to a 3/4 full parking lot. Once inside I headed to the restroom to allow my eyes to adjust and take care of some business, still found a troll…

I haven't been to Cadillac lounge in years and made the trip out here recently. Vibe is certainly different. Patrons seemed sleepier than usual, so did the dancers. Though the stage show was good,…

I stopped in at SG on a Friday afternoon around 4 pm. The facility is one of the nicest in S FL, and there was more than adequate parking in a monitored, gated…

So Goodfellas is probably the better of the two clubs in Charleston (the Glass Slipper is just not in the same league, sorry). I went in on a Saturday, maybe 9ish. Maybe 20 ladies, about…

This took place last December after a Saturday afternoon/early evening Broncos game. Cover charge was $15 which was OK. Club was generally packed. When we walked in, there were dancers on every…

This was my first visit to Scarlett's. I was there on a Thursday night. Cover was $10 and you have to buy a $5 drink. They have water, Red Bull or fake beer. One big…

I had a few hours to kill and looked up this place on my phone. It was close by and so I went. It was mid afternoon and the place was busier than I expected (not…

I had a great visit to Baby Dolls two weeks ago. Due to work, I often travel on Sundays. Unfortunately, this is not always a very good night for hitting strip clubs. Baby Dolls is…

I love this place. The admission there is $10 but if you go to the men’s room and meet Dane (I think) then you can get his business card that will allow free entry. I’ve…

I arrived about 5P. There were 1 dozen+ cars in the parking lot, more than I usually see. It was relatively quiet inside. There were about 6-7 dancers that I could see and slightly fewer…

I always hit the Kon Tiki (bar that serves alcohol next door) and should have known by the amount of cars in the lot that it was going to be quiet. It was, three couples…

I have not been to CF in about one year and was pleasantly surprised by what I saw and experience. I stopped by late in a the afternoon on a Wednesday and there were…

My original plan on this trip was to go to The Playhouse but I finished early and didn’t want to waist time waiting for them to open so I started heading south. After grabbing a…

This place almost never let's me down and this was no exception. Went in around 4:30pm on a Tuesday. There is no where else in Indy I know of that has a good amount of…

Club 35 is a spacious club on northbound side of Route 35 in Sayreville. Admission is free during early hours (before 9 pm on Sunday to Wednesday, and before 7 pm on Thursday to Saturday)…

Went in on Sunday afternoon at about 5pm seeking some quick relief. Left by about 5:30: mission accomplished. Before I had finished half of my first beer, a dancer came up and asked if I…

Stopped by pretty early, about a half hour after noon, took a seat, and got a water. On stage was Leah, looking good, who was then followed by a tall blonde whose name I didn't…

Went to P10 last week during the day and within a few minutes of sitting down, met this tall, slender brunette with the most magnificent fake boobs I’ve ever seen in person. We chatted for…

This review covers two visits made this past weekend, on Friday night and Saturday night (was in town for the weekend). Both nights, I spent time hanging out at the bar and took visits into…

I went in to the club on a Sunday afternoon having just arrived in SLC for business. The girl at the door was friendly, but a bit strange, after asking how my day…

It's been awhile since I've been here but the club never ceases to amaze me on the size of the place nor the number of dancers working, even on a Sunday night. Most girls…

Ive been coming to this club for the last 7 years of so... Easy to find, short drive off the highway, safe parking, actually the staff has a camera in the parking lot. Over the…

Visited Atlantis after a long gap. Was there at 5 till 6:30. May be they have changed TV’s since my last visit. The place was cold and for some time I didn’t realize that the…

No need to go into directions, size, design or superlatives about the staff and managers because I did that before so if you're interested in that stuff, scroll down to Christmas Naughty List. My ATF worked…

I’m heading south for some spring training baseball and stopped here for a break from the driving. I’d been here twice before and had one good time and one “eh” time. I’m starting to think…

I’ve always found strip club music to be annoyingly loud, but this place was ear-numbingly so. The next time I’m driving through Florida I’ll try a different club in the area. I had stopped in Cocoa…

With the Indy clubs getting lame it was time to drive up US 31 to the gold standard in Indiana, the Hip Hugger. Got in the club around 1 pm on a Wednesday.…

The parking was ok, the bar was kind of hard to spot if you don't know what you're looking for. I got there around 12:00 so it was dark. There was no cover charge…

The ambiance of the club was a little different that what i have become accustom to. It was a rather slow night with about 18 women when i was walking in a few of them…

I had to create an account just to leave a review. This was the biggest strip club let down in a decade. They only had 3 girls working on a Sunday evening.…

If you’re staying downtown, this place is a bit of a hike. 20 mins if there’s no traffic. Once you get there cover is $28. That doesn’t include a mandatory non-alcoholic drink…

Read the reviews on here about this place and also checked out their website and decided to visit. The website has a gallery so you can see some of the girls. Good thing there is…

Left Wild Orchid which was terrible. Headed ten miles to Hustler at about 3:00 a.m. Cover was $10 but I didn’t get charged. I think the doorman recognized me. Or thought he did. (My younger…

I have been to Penthouse (fka Scores) several times in the past couple of years. Although, I generally remain a fan of the club, my last couple of visits have been somewhat disappointing. …

This place is located off of 70 West, it’s one right, a left and a right into the parking lot. I hate to speak bad on my city but I’m always trying to park in…

Another attempt to see if centerfolds is worth a trip, my friend and I went on a saturday night to end an evening of clubbing. The bar side is still closed down and locked…

It’s a place I stop by every time I am in the area. Stopped by while returning from philli. Nice little club inside an adult toy store. 10 bucks let’s you in. Pay at the…

I have been to Penthouse (fka Scores) several times in the past couple of years. Although, I generally remain a fan of club, my last couple of visits have been somewhat disappointing. My most…

The club inhabits one half of the first floor of a building, the other half is a liquor store. You open the front door and are immediately at the bar which is long and narrow.…

OK was bored on a Saturday night and decided to dive Deja Vu another try as I didn't want to drive the 45 minutes to the Seattle clubs. I hadn't visited Deja Vu for 3 months…

This review is of a visit to Hip Hugger on Wednesday night. The cover after 6 pm is $5. Enough has been of the layout but dances are conducted in the back without any privacy.…

After a physically draining trip with my buddy at Wise Guys, we headed over to Wise Guys to see some better looking girls at the stage. When we got there, Lexi served us our beers…

I had to spend the night in Tulsa on my way to OKC and decided to hit Secrets since it had been a year since I was there and extras where always available. $5 cover…

So this review covers a couple of different visits, both during the week (Thursday) and weekend (Saturday), and mostly I'm writing to give an update on the club since the recent switch from classifying dancers…

This is my second trip to PO and I never thought I’d ever go back after my first trip which was awful. But I was in the area and had time to kill, so what…

I was back in town and decided to see if there were any faces/tits at Fancy's I remembered. Beer was $3.50 and cover was $5 just as I remember. As soon as I walked through…

Visited about 10pm on a Thursday night in March. Got a parking space on Howard street, so things started out well. Cover was $20, after a short wait to get in. Inside, club is…

As many other reviewers have noted, this is more a neighborhood bar with poles. Not an inaccurate description, which is too bad, because the talent level is quite impressive at times. I arrived and grabbed a…

So I decided to come back to this place after hearing some changes that happened. I went on a Thursday around like 10-11 at night and it’s the same cover 15 bucks and 18yr olds…

I always make an effort to visit Cheetahs every time I go to San Diego. It recently got a remodel and looks very cool on the inside. Cover charge was around $20 and I pulled…

I travel for work. A lot. When I travel, I look for three things in any city I'm in, especially if I've not been to that city before: 1) steakhouses 2) museums 3) strip clubs.…

I walked in around 11 pm and saw the usual array of talent, or "talent". An aggressive AA dancer asked me if I wanted a dance before I'd even set my coat on the…

1st tryout went to Marissa - looked good on stage - came around barside - she felt good and was very hands on a sexy - but really pushy upsell to Champagne room - told…

Goldrush Showbar is a nude club with AA dancers near the ATL airport. For some reason the spot doesn’t get many TUSCL reviews (five in all of 2018, none so far in 2019) but,…

Hadn't been here in awhile due to work and general life events. Rolled in about 10:30. Presented my old Z-bone card (remember those?) and got the discount on the entrance fee. The Door guy saw…

I hit Dollies after a late lunch with my buddy. $3 each to get in. The parking lot is monitored from the inside by a camera. Inside, is a typical dive bar. Unlike your local…

So this is the quickest (and probably cheapest) I've ever gotten in and out of the 19th hole. When I came in, no cover, sat at the back of the bar, and ordered a bud…

Went to The Landing Strip about two weeks ago. Had an amazing time. Drinks were fairly priced ($4 for a beer and like $12 for two shots) Met the beautiful Bambi and ended up getting…

Two days in TJ planned, spending my nights in Hotel Cascadas after flying in from Washington DC. Got checked in, showered, and settled. The hotel staff has gotten to know me fairly well (and I…

Had some time to kill before check-in and, on a whim, decided to visit the Tattletale Lounge. My first and only visit here was in 1983, sometime before Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” would…

Capital Cabaret is my go to for beautiful women in Raleigh. The club is spacious and comfortable to be in. It seems very clean all around. F O O D is SO good! Lunch is…

Well, I decided to go on the spur of the moment. Got there around 11:45, beat the valet, and was able to snag the corner "Shadow Cat" seat without any problem. There were…

Swung by around 9:30 on a Friday. First thing I will say is that the doorman told me they would take card inside, but turns out it is cash only. Not a big deal,…

I've been a few times since the first of the year and overall the quality and quantity of dancers has improved since my last review. The inside has been reviewed and nothing new to add.…

First time visiting Copa Rocka. I had heard this was a Hispanic only club, and most of the other patrons were Hispanic, but I, a white guy, had no issues getting in or hanging…

Well this is a place my buddies and I used to hit regularly but admittedly haven’t tried in a couple years .... so we did last Wed night around 11pm. Walked in after paying the…

Alice’s was my second stop of the night once my usual place closed. I got there at about 2:15 which really was 3 because of daylight savings. I heard about this place staying open a…

As the title implies, it had been a long time since I've been out and about. It was busier in the parking lots than I had seen in my past visits, so I expected the…

I've been to this club multiple times, slim pickings in GR, and usually have a pretty good time. I really think of it more as a sports bar that has dancers than a strip club.…

beautiful space in general, lots of space to move around in and get comfortable. cover and drinks are high, about $10/10 on average but IMHO that keeps out just a little bit of riffraff and…

Ended up at Sugar 44 after not going into Hi-Liter because HL is scanning ID's again. I went to HL Friday night and there was no scan. HL needs to get their shit together. But…

Was low on money, but decided to make a voyuer appearance at the Criket. Moat of the time i run into a few regulars that insist on buying me drinks, but that was bot…

Pros: On Sunday afternoons, Cheaters has a jump of four hours on IR down the road. The dance section is arguably the most private and noise-free (or rather, least public and noisy) of…

I was in the area and stopped by on Saturday night at about 11pm. The parking lot was packed. The main room was packed. Cover was $15, and the Miller Light I…

Once you have come to grips with the reality of the DC club scene, you accept a few things. Pasties, I suppose, is among them. I and my crew were close by and did the…

Went in early Friday evening. Paid cover and went to the bar to have a drink and able to get an overall view of the club. 2 dancers were at the bar having a drink…

Went to Silver Criket on Saturday afternoon. There was really only one I was interested in, but she made up for the rest. Probably about 40 with huge tits, and flirty. She was a 10…

Got here around 2 pm. There's was one other guy here. No other customers. No dancer's onstage. Total ghost town. Manager lady told me the girls were in the back getting ready. One Asian dancer…

I stopped in here after work and was pretty disappointed. There are some lottery slot machines, a pool table and a rough looking bar. There was only one dancer working and the bartender…

I got to the club after going out for drinks with some freinds. We arrived around 11:30 and they were having a birthday party for one of the other customers there. It wasn't much of…

This was my first time at Curves. I got there just before 7pm and there were still a few tables on the floor that were open so I took a seat. A waitress…

Came in on a Saturday afternoon to a pretty empty parking lot. I didn't expect much but what the heck. Walked in and went straight for the bathroom. The place has always been clean and…

I went in around 9:30pm Kimmie caught my eye right away. I was pretty sure she was enhanced and I didnt see any other girls that could compete in that department. I saw a mention…