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In summary, Club Rio is hit or miss. Most often miss. Ample parking. Well lit parking lot appears relatively safe. Entry fee is $5-8, even during late weekend night. Drinks are relatively inexpensive. Dance options…

I had heard from a lot of people how hot the girls were and how hard it was to get hired at this club. The strange part is some of the hotter girls are only…

My local club (Zack's on the Cape) closed very suddenly, so I'm suffering withdrawal. In addition to trying to find some of my faves from Zack's, I'm trying to determine an alternative. I had an…

Okay, so I have been to Rustic Frog off and on over the past few years. Technically, they are open from 3pm, but it is really hit or miss whether there are ANY girls at…

My more or less regular stop. Usually only make it out on a weekday afternoon, but got a little free time Saturday. Glad I did. Several of the regular girls dancing, but not a lot…

$6 bottles $6 bottled water $4 carb water out of the hose No free water Two for one until 7 Five girls in the club, I didn't bother getting the name of the skinny flat black girl who…

Was in town for work and haven’t been to a club in a while and decided to go to this one. Never had never been to an all black club and the vibe was definitely…

Hi Bigrob1. We're sorry, but your review of Pleasant Moments was not published for the following reasons: desertscrub said: Shill Review or Club Ad rickdugan said: Not Enough Details Also, use the SHIFT key to capitalize the first word…

Ive heard of this place a few times and saw some reviews here and thought I would try it out since its the only nude club in NC. I get there around 12PM and door…

So I arrive to Spearmint Rhino in the City of Industry shortly after midnight and my short stay in Synn down the street. Again, I was shock to see this SC was also in a…

Came on Tuesday, 11pm-2am. Vibe/Space: As someone who prefers low-key places, I LOVE the space. You take stairs to the second floor, and there you’ll find a LARGE square bar with a couple of elevated seating…

I made a return visit to Little Darlings. This place ain't what it used to be. Prices have gone up and talent was not as good as it was. I know it was a Thursday…

I was staying by the airport and had a little time to kill before driving out of town so I decided to stop in and check out the club around 1pm. I figured this…

My local club (Zack's on the Cape) closed very suddenly, so I'm suffering withdrawal. In addition to trying to find some of my faves from Zack's, I'm trying to determine an alternative. I had an…

Walked into the door, paid cover and sat down. Immediately I cute, tall, blonde sat down next to me just like I had put in an early order for her. She immediately wanted to go…

This is my favorite club in Tucson. Several hot women at night. Day shift can be hit or miss. At night, some really young and hot, some more experienced, but still great for their age.…

It has been at least a year since I was in Austin and visited this club. I normally go in the early afternoon, but this time it was closer to 5pm. Changes I noticed since…

Stopped back after a little more than a month off. Was surprised again by the number of new dancers, only recognized two from previous visits. This is a very laid back place and…

So this review won't be as lengthy as my reviews of the renowned Hong Kong. But it will provide a lot of Intel. So I went to Adelitas on 3 occasions. First…

This club is my personal favorite in Pinellas County for day shift. Haven't been here at night enough to have an opinion. Day shift happy hour has great beer prices, starting at 2.50 a bottle. Well…

Was in Santa Ana for a trip and this was the closest one from the hotel , went around 6Pm , it’s on the main road so finding it wasn’t a issue. Paid 10$ and 14$…

Hadn’t been here since they shed their previous name, but happened to have that itch and knew it was the only club around here anymore. There were hundreds of locals outside…

Well, what the Greek philosopher Heraclitus said of rivers (you can't step in the same river twice)---is also true of strip clubs. You can't step into the same club twice. Things change. I had pretty much…

Sign out front says 6pm. We arrived at six thirty. Door is locked. Call the number. They say they are getting a late start .... Opens at 7 So we understand and we hang…

This is a review started while in the club. I arrived at 1:00, the club was surprisingly quiet, I’m assuming due to the rain. Got a seat and a Corona, and counted 7 girls on…

I came to spearmont rhino after midnight on thursday . I parked in the self parking and paid 5 bucks. I than entered and paid 21 dollars for entrance including drink. I got my drink…

First time on the boards so be nice. Was meeting a client after work but decided to pass by the popular titty stop beforehand. Surprised to see the parking lot only half full on a…

Have picked up my visits to the Pony as of late. Been spending some time with a few of the day shift dancers. Nothing against the girls who work the night shift cause I…

First time in Portland and was there for only 1 night. Wow talk about a tough decision. There are so many clubs in PDX. I ultimately chose Dolphin which was closest to my hotel. Good…

Visited Christina's on the Saturday night of Memorial Day weekend; arrived around 7:00 PM. Unless your very familiar with that area, I suggest you copy directions ahead of time and use GPS. It's a mostly…

INTRODUCTION This review will cover about 4-5 random visits over the last couple of months. I live close so I can make a trip on short notice if I’m bored on a weekend night.…

Club 390 is located in the outskirts of Chicago. My fav club is near by this club, and for a change I decided to try club390. The club is easy to locate. The club also…

First off, they try to rip you off at the door. Their website says very clearly that "Ladies & Couples always free!" but when you actually try to get in as a couple, they say…

Too crowded to be useful. I went here with a few friends after visiting a brewery. There was no line to get in and cover was $2. Once we entered it was too crowded to…

It was a long time since I have been to Tampa but I had to go back to the famous Mons Venus. Times sure have changed like the expensive cover was like $20-25 charge, hell…

Cheers, greetings etc. fellow strip club lovers! Let's start off the review with my usual disclaimer that this is by far my favorite place and in no way a club ad.…

I was traveling for Seattle Fun and wanted to check out the local strip clubs (I’m from Texas where we have topless bars with full bar menus). I did some research and settle on either…

I have been here several times, but only during the day. It is mainly a lap dance club during the day with only one girl working. The great thing is it is fully nude, however…

Went tot Jimmy's on an early Wednesday hoping to relax a little. Around 8 pm in the evening but only 3 cars the lot. Took a chance and went in, only a few people in…

Went in early afternoon and there were only a few people there. Three dancers. All seemed to be pretty bored, and I wasn't planning on spending a lot. Just wanted to relax and check…

So I stopped in here on several weeks ago on a Sunday probably around 10p on the way home from a show in AC. I wanted to stop at another place that I hadn’t been…

I have not been to the LS is several years and thought it would be worth a return since I was visiting friends in Michigan. Arrived at DTW late on a Saturday morning and…

Visited on Friday night around 8pm. Was in the Cherry Hill area for a family function and decided to stop by The Cafe for a quick recon mission. Entered the venue and was hit with…

Went to Archie's after work last night (Friday around 8pm). Paid a cover, which is a new addition I am not happy at all about. The door guys are always the same Russian/Serbian douchebags. I make…

I stopped by the PH at 10:30 last Thursday. primary purpose was to see if Devon was dancing, as scheduled. She was, and she looked better than ever!! Hair is colored…

With golf season upon us I like to hit the little white ball and then visit RAB which is a 15 minute ride from the golf course. Same cast of characters at this place except…

This club is in suburbs of philly. Out of way for me and difficult to reach. Anyway I occasionally pay a visit here. Large parking. Golf course across the club ....hence the name 19th hole.…

I occasionally have visited this place. Large parking lot just off the route 1. Inside typical layout of philly, and NJ clubs with a central stage and surrounding bar seating with two poles. Average girls. During…

In Vegas on my annual business trip. Arrived at Palomino at about 9pm. Easy parking in well lighted lot. Excellent selection of girls - all types - 7s to 10s. Very…

Ok been going here forever everyone knows the info on this place. Parking lot is often crowded then you go in and the bar is empty. This night same deal had to make my own…

Club is in a safe environment with plenty of parking on lighted lot. I met up with a female friend to have drinks and just relax. We go through the door and pay the…

I went to pink pony on a work visit. I was around 10pm and it was a 10 minute walk from my hotel. Not bad I thought. I have to say I am a bit spoiled…

This is my first all nude club visit and I wanted to see what its like. I decided to check this spot over a few in the area because of the free entry promo and…

I visited Polekatz a couple of times recently, and had a great time at a generally great value. Generally good vibe, lots of beautiful girls, and I should have done more with multiple girls…

After checking out other clubs, I decided to come back here. Compared to other clubs, this one is honestly one of the better ones around. The girls don't look half bad, and it is a…

I’ve been going to PTs about every 1 - 2 months for the last two years. It can be very hit or miss, but if you go at night in the summer you can expect…

Backstory: Left work really late, wanted to watch game, decided to stop in at the Harem to get my basketball with a side of titties. I had never been there before, and damn near…

I have reviewed this club a few times before, and it hasn’t changed. Very small club, one stage, bar surrounding it, girl dances for one or two songs, then circulates around. I was there on…

Friday evening - 7 pm-ish - I went to the Downtown Cabaret. Very nice club, in good condition, clean. The front desk waived me through, saying there was no cover - I…

This is a review of the Pleasure Dome in Whitehaven Pennsylvania. It is located on Ice House road. It is open Monday through Saturday. Monday thru Thursday it is open from 8pm till 2am. Friday…

This was my first visit to this club and I knew going in that it was less than optimal time, but I was near Woonsocket and have been meaning to get here and see the…

I left work early and began my respite at Bogart’s. None of the dancers (Annabella, Brooke, Dee Dee, Jeanna, Samantha, and Tori) there interested me. After twenty minutes, I obtained a free H8N…

Diamonds in the rough. Yes, it's Queen's. Yes, it's a bit run down. And, yes, the dollar parade at the bar can be annoying. But, day shifts can offer great value for money.…

Was in Athens o business. I usually stay i Atlanta, but was staying in Athens for the night. After dinner I took a walk through downtown and saw the sig from Broad Street.…

On my way back from a business trip in Rhode Island so I had to stop in and see if the rumors of EB are true...and unfortunately I can testify that this place ain’t what…

Was in town for business with a couple of my colleagues to check this place out on a Wednesday evening. Had such a great time we came back the following night. Both nights there were…

First stop was FKK Mainhattan. About 30 minutes zigging and zagging and 13E on Uber. I arrived shortly before 1 PM for their discounted rate. This may have been a mistake since initially only three…

I went to Centerfolds a couple months ago with a friend. I was in town for work. We ended up walking. The neighborhood seemed reasonably safe (I live in a big city).…

From my long travelog! that includes travel stuff, other FKKs and Massage Parlors - still not done in Frankfurt another few days. Am considering going to FKK Oase on their 7:45 $5 fare shuttle from Festhalle…

I had heard about Tootsies since it's the largest SC in FL, if not the entire US. I went there in the afternoon around 2:00 not knowing what to expect, except that it would…

My friend and I made our monthly trip to Delilah's on Wednesday and Thursday, June 5th and 6th. On Wednesday, the place was a little busy when we arrived, and there were about 9 girls…

My very first visit here lasted about an hour and happened on a Thursday afternoon. To arrive, I found it best to use the alleyway off 44th St and park just before the McD’s.…

I recently decided to check this club out, and went on both a weekday and a weekend day. Overall I think it's a good club, but I'm sure some people won't like certain things.…

Stopped on one of my recent Saturday runs. Club has been described many times. Dance floor in the middle of the bar. Girls circle inside the bar for tips after their dance.…

I wanted to see some pussy so that’s why I come to the nude place. But the quality of dancers is just not as strong as the other places. There are two or three stand…

Found my way back at Atlantis after sometime off. And it was a worth the trip. So one of the main reasons I love this place it's so chill. The bar tendes are great and…

Arrived at 11:00 pm on a Wednesday night. The outside looks great, granted it's late at night, and the cab driver had no trouble finding it. By the way there's no Uber in…

I was passing through for work and stopped at the Treasure Club on a Tuesday night around 10PM and stayed til closing 2AM. I've never been to a North Carolina club, so I didn't know…

I was in the area for a business trip, so I figured I'd do some sightseeing. Finding this place with a GPS was a little difficult. The establishment is in a industrial type of area and…

This used to be a go to in my club rotation but not anymore. Usually $6 cover and drink prices aren’t outrageous. Everyone knows about the dance options. In the past, a…

As luck would have it I ended up my day (I start very early) close to Kittens, so after a pleasant visit a little over a week ago, figured I would go again. Parking…

Let’s try this again. Came here on a Friday night. Was hoping to make my way down to TJ but didn’t feel like making that drive that night. Ended up doing it on Saturday the…

i like Clancy, I actually been to almost every club in the area, and Clancy stands out, first you won't get ripped off, I actually have tried many different gals for dances, and always feel…

I came here after leaving pandora with the money Rio gave me for Sara the manager. I parked next to Sara's vehicle and hit her car with my door as I came out, then…

First, i'll say it's in a very random spot compared to other clubs in town. This one sneaks up on you and is on a random corner on Spring Mountain Rd a few blocks east…

Went on a Sat night here. Was told NAshville clubs were super strict so drove out to the boonies instead. First of all, optics: absolutely awful appearing building. I mean lol it looks like a…

My most recent visit to Mons pretty much solidified the decline I've been feeling this club has had over the last few years. I went on a Sat night so no excuses for the place…

Thursday, June 6, 2019 must have been the day to celebrate fat and lazy dancers at The Coliseum in Detroit. While it is still one of my favorite clubs, I found this evening (8-10:30pm)…

This club can be harder to find than pirates treasure. You can see it from the freeway, but you have to exit, cross freeway, double back, go three streets, make a u turn, backtrack to…

What a disappointing night. First off, I'll admit I haven't been to this club since January but I went for about an hour Wednesday night and it was a complete bust. Walked in around 8 p.m. and…

Made a return to Cheeks which is usually a bit hit and miss. Arrived about 9:30PM and paid the $5 cover grabbed a drink from the back bar and watched a few dancers on stage…

So I was in my conference in San Diego all day and missed the 1st quarter of the Raptors/Warriors game. Damn I hate the west coast time for games. I can't imagine watching…

I was here two years ago and had a pretty good time so I figured when I was in town I would check it out. It was a Monday but I figured being NYC…

I friend and I visited Plat West on Saturday. We arrived at 10 PM and got in free with our room key and out of town ID. It's been some time since I've been here…

This is a GREAT club. In the middle of nowhere behind a couple truck stops, but definitely worth a visit. By strip club standards, it is cleaner than average and I would rate…

The place is out in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of town and is a big building with a large parking lot. You go in and pay a $10-15 cover to the…

Made my monthly trip to Follies!!! Got there at 1:20 in the afternoon. Park at pep boys, no problem to park at that time. When I went in, I knew I was…

Stopped by to see if this club meet the standards of the St. Louis Deja Vu. Unfortunately it did not. This club was on the road that is the back entrance to Fort…

I was staying nearby so easy stop. Overall, pretty average. Believe the doorman said no cover, but clearly wanted a tip. Was one dancer on stage and several girls sitting around looking lonely and bored.…

I made a quick stop a few months back. There were a number of pretty attractive girls, although I'll admit their names are escaping me now. There was one brunette with a really nice body,…