Reviews

My travel schedule allows me to visit Landing Strip about once per month, usually for an afternoon visit. I know that talent varies from day to day and week to week at most clubs,…

Not a review but unfortunate news that the club has suddenly and unexpectedly closed as this was on their face book page "For reasons beyond our control, we are sorry to announce the permanent closure…

Damit, I should have known better Stopped in Monday evening. I was walking up from the Ferry Building about .5 mile away, barely beat the 8 o'oclock no cover. License Scan and photo,…

Pretty fun place. Plenty of parking, quick patdown out front, and pretty big inside. It was still pretty slow from like 11-midnight, but it was busy by 2. Lots of friendly girls, and one sandy…

Spent 8 hours driving down from Vermont. Wanted to drink a few beers and relax before heading home. Decided against playhouse lounge due to the lawsuit. Parking lot had about 6 cars.…

I've written reviews for this club before, and usually I gave it a pretty good rating. It's fallen off as far as I'm concerned. First I went there one night and the bouncer after going…

Union Jacks 4/5 for Portland. Cozy private dance room, no extras, same value and price as every other place in Portland. good mix if you dig white girls. The place is small and sort…

Visited late night on a Wednesday in May 2019. I ordered the free limo pickup from Cosmopolitan around 11:00 pm. No issues with being picked up as a solo. I tipped the…

I’m not a regular but I have been at the pony a few times for the day time shift and it is a hit or miss. If you go early, when they open, you’ll see…

I went here for my buddy's bachelor party. My group was told that we could call and get a free ride and table. Unfortunately, that was only half true due to how busy it was…

So I have been here before, but I hadn't gone on a weekday afternoon in quite awhile, and for some reason feels a bit smaller this way to me personally but it still is a…

Visited Tootsies once again from a loooong hiatus. And the club is still full of Cubanitas because their used to be a mix of latin ladies. Only saw 1 slim AA girl who…

Went here on a Friday night. Reading the reviews on here I was expecting a small cramped club. It was pretty good sized inside and plenty of seating without being empty. Decent amount of girls,…

After hearing about the place for years, I finally made it to Mitzi’s. Friday night, about 8pm. No cars in the lot (yet people inside). $10 cover and BYOB. Was told I could buy a…

Came by with a few of my boys after a Sox game. Quick drive from the city, parking for days. Ten bucks to get in, that's a lot cheaper than Boston. The club was busy,…

I rolled up on a Saturday night to check it out and take in the NBA Finals game. This was game 1 from Cleveland vs Golden State last year. I remember it forever,…

I was visiting Dallas on a business trip. I had heard about Dallas strip club scene and decided to go to Baby Dolls since this is the most popular. I went there in the late…

I was in the area, so I headed back to Showcase to see how it's been going. After a few visits, I think it's consistently good, if you know what to expect. Other people have commented…

In recent years, my wife has decided that she likes strip clubs. Let me say this, up front: it's awesome. She's been to a few in Vegas, a couple in San Diego, and now, one…

After several week break decided to give Subi’s another chance. Glad I did. Picked Friday afternoon around 2 pm on the 2nd of the month. Good, strong lineup – perhaps due to close proximity…

I was in town for a seminar and got the itch. Found this club listed on tuscl. It is the only club anywhere within like 50 miles, so what the hell. It is in an…

OK, base info for a newbie: Saturday from about 1:30 to 3:30: Cover - $5+$1 tip Mandatory Valet - $10 Beer - $6 Toll to the troll - he has mellowed a little bit. The fact that people talk…

I’ve spent a lot of time in Portland strip clubs, but this was the first time I’d been in town with my wife. She likes clubs, too, but she’s never been to a PDX one.…

This is based on multiple visits over the last few years. But nothing changes so its all good. Place is in a safe looking area, $5-$10 entrance fee. The club does a really stupid thing. They…

The good news is that they finally fired the manager who brought this place down the past two years. I've noticed some of the old school girls coming back like soft butt Jade and…

Headed back to nyc from out west and needed a place to kill some time to dodge traffic, heard about this place so I decided to make a stop. Decent parking Spots but in full…

Went on a Friday night. Hadn’t been to this club before. Had to become a member and had a $15 cover to get in. Bar is on the left when you go in with a…

If you visit this do not go on a Sunday afternoon or even a weekday afternoon. On the particular Sunday that I went, there were 3 girls working. I did go fairly early, around 1:00pm,…

So, in my last review I vowed to return to this joint and I did. Since I was there last, they have basically changed the main floor up a bit. The old VIP is now…

---------------------- SUNDAY, AUGUST 4, 2019 ---------------------- I arrived around 10:30PM. The doorman scanned my ID and patted me down and then gave me a slip to take to the cashier. I gave the slip to the…

First visit to the Crazy Horse in a looooonnnggg time. Maybe 10 -15 years First, as mentioned earlier there is a new walled off area on the left as you walk in, just past the…

I went to the all time best high millage club last week during the day. its been a while since ive been to tropical lei in a while and i knew going during the day…

Once again while in Indianapolis, I stopped in at Dancers. This place continues to be a semi-regular place for me to visit due to the close proximity of the airport.…

Best visit to this place in a long time. Very busy, as Sundays are known to be here. There were 12-15 women working in OSC alone, with 20+ customers. When you get to…

Had a day off this week and needed to kill some time and cure my case of blue balls. Parked up front and paid $20 cover which included watered down soda. Sat in the back…

This was my first time back to the rhino. I remember Suki being my first VIP bang in COI I came here after a disappointing time at Synn (way too crowded) and Paradise (I wasn’t feeling…

I screwed this trip up. I ended up going on a Monday evening which happens to be there $10 dance night. I always try to avoid $10 dance night because it's just too busy and…

Thought I'd try the Strip again after the strange experience I had there the last time. $7 mandatory valet and a $10 cover. I was very pleasantly surprised at the talent on and off stage.…

Went in on a weekend mid afternoon, not many dancers , maybe 4. The usual $20 to get in, included soda. I will say one of the best features of this club, right next to…

Apparently Kahoots is closed and many of the girls that worked there are now here. It’s kind of a standard ice breaker I use asking how long at this club and where from before that.…

Arrived Friday, mid afternoon. Attacked by the cocktail waitresses as soon as I entered, wanting to show me to a table. I declined and did my own scouting for a good spot.…

Had not been here in a long while. The physical aspect did not change even though I think they changed ownership. It is a typical small town place that is actually quite comfortable. As you…

Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They don't dress well,…

Got there around 10:00pm. Paid the $10 cover, and then $8 goes to the bar for a mandatory drink. I just got a water. When I got there one brunette was one brunette dancing. No…

So I know I’m a regular, and I always give good reviews. But just posting to show consistency. Still a good place to go with friendly ladies in a relaxed atmosphere. Still $10 to enter…

I stopped by Mr Happy's after making an investigatory run to a bar right around the corner that was simply awful. There were no models hanging out at the bar that is named "Models…

Major Update! Please read! Was walking past Indulge on Sunday afternoon and noticed that Rob from the Red Room was standing out front. He invited me to stop in and said that he and Scotty were…

It is an old building. Looks like a dance hall from the 20's or 30's. When I entered the door to the vip area was open. There were several rooms with…

Been awhile last time here long ago with our gang of 3 and had enough women for awhile after the FKKs etc in Frankfurt Germany in June. Needed a break so thought would drive down…

First time going to COI after having heard much about the Thursday night specials at this club. Went in around 12:30 am. The bouncer was friendly and after having paid 20$ he let us through.…

Welcome to Knoxville, where the strip clubs have beautiful women but the entertainment is still plain and boring. Of the many places I've been to, mouse's ear definitely had the more consistent selection of beautiful…

Hadn't been to SRI in a while. I'd heard that things had been in a bit of a decline there and I heard correctly. The premises are still faux glam and still clean, but the…

I usually don't do the more aggressively club style places, but I make an exception for Sugar Daddy's. I tend to prefer the more laid back places in town like Peyton's or Pumps, where…

Was in town in business and decided to walk over to the club from my nearby hotel. This place is the epitome of a local bar/strip club. It took me forever to find the door…

This club is a fun place to hang out at. The club has two parts, one part is the main bar area and the other is the dancers are dancing. They are separated by a…

Probably my... who knows, 30th visit to Palomino over the last 3ish years? I've been there a lot, but mostly in 2016, and a little less each year since then. I went in on a Friday…

This is the place in the pittsburgh area where girls who can't get a job anywhere else go. All the girls were 30+ one Im sure was 50+ the fact that the charge…

Brads is a medium sized club at best but what it lacks in overall size it more than makes up for in talent. I went there with a friend that I have frequented all kinds…

Found myself in Phoenix on a Friday night with nothing or no one to do, so I decided to go to Sugar 44 for the first time. It was an easy decision as Bourbon…

I enjoyed my night at Sassy’s. It was packed upon entering. They give you a strict NO touch, NO putting money in the ladies outfits, no cell phone speech prior to entering. They made…

I had some time this afternoon, and was heading to Jen's to see if there may be a diamond in all that rough. Oddly, it was closed. It was about 5:00 on…

I moved to Winston-Salem two years ago and have been trying to find my go to club. I can only go afternoons typically because of family duties. This past Friday afternoon I stopped by one…

CLOSED FOR BUSINESS! Drove up based on their reviews and ads, and found closed. Door locked and lights out. Nobody around the property. Nobody in the parking lot. Wonder what happened?…

Came here on a Saturday evening around 7. It’s in a warehouse district not far off I-35. The place is really nice, cover was $6 but waived for military. Walk in there’s a bar to…

This club has been described many times on here and Ive left a few reviews. I normally try to go midweek and midafternoon as that's when this place is at it's peak. In…

Went in a few Friday's ago with 3 other friends. We had just gone to the Warwick winery and were a little liquored up. Location is out in the open on a small…

I got there on a Saturday afternoon about 3pm. I was at DD in Clearwater on the previous afternoon and wanted to try something different. Very small parking lot at Mons, but no issue at…

Dropped in about 10p on 1 august with 2 good buddies and several of their local friends; my first time in New Orleans. First, She She's in a little strip mall; at our arrival there…

Taboo is an awesome looking club in terms of aesthetics. It's very high end with a very large Bar with seating and some booths at 1 end of the Bar. The drinks are…

Stopped in around 4 on a recent Friday after escaping work a bit early. Decent number of cars in the parking lot so I figured there'd be some activity inside. When my eyes adjusted to…

Arrived at 830pm on a SAT night before they started charging cover fee (at 9pm). $6 valet fee. Walked in and literally there was 1 girl on stage and 1 girl at the bar.…

I hit up Ebony this past Tuesday night, July 30. Had a been a minute since I hit up an SC during a weeknight...and overall, I wanted more from my visit. I was disappointed by…

I remember one year, I randomly said to myself: " You know...I don't ever remember having a bad time here at Sinsay." And all these years later, it's still true. Whenever I visit Sinsay, I…

I only had time for a quick drop in to LDL, but I left intrigued and will make a point to come back soon. I’m only in Portland for a couple months for work and…

I was driving through Toronto on a business trip and had a moment to stop by at noontime so I found this place on google right off the freeway exit. Quiet industrial area with ample…

Decided to check out Chicas Bonitas at around 4am Saturday night (technically Sunday) after leaving Palominos. The only thing separating Palominos from Chicas was some EZPawn shop and a parking lot. Folks in…

It’s been awhile since I made a trip to a SC, but I decided to revisit SA Men’s Club. I came by around 12:30 and I will admit that I was a bit early.…

Ok so going on a Sunday I was not sure what to expect. There were about 5 dancers I saw initially. 2 were about 7.s and then the other 3 were like 5s. There were clearly…

This place must only be open as the owners vanity project/ place he doesn’t give two shits about. This place has been declining for over ten years and has finally hit rock bottom. They can’t…

Alright that enough of that. This club is off I-10. Your gonna think it’s packed but it’s not the bar next door is packed. Cover was $11 on a Saturday night. I came to All…

What can I say about old Showplace. I have been stopping here for years and it is still the same. Parking is plentiful but you tend to be on display when walking in so I…

So I got word through the grapevine that an old favorite dancer with otherworldly talents had started on here. I'd never been here before but figured its worth a shot to catch up. The parking…

I’ve been interested in the day shift offering at the local Dallas clubs so I strolled in at about 1130 am Parking is still free and i don’t recall the exact cover but it was about…

Me and my friends decided to stop by here since it’s 18 and older. We went on a Saturday night when we arrived we saw people smoking outside the entrance. There was a 10 dollar…

I'm a regular at the Orchid in the sense that I hit that place three four times a month. I haven't been there in a bit so I decided to take a run over to…

By now everyone is familiar with the layout of the club. They had about 15 girls working, which for this club is a lot on a Wednesday. They had all three stages going. The…

Went by the club and it was closed. No cars in lot or any workers there. Told by a local that it has been closed since mid July for repairs. New…

Good golly Ms. Molly! I'm not sure how many people review strip clubs but this is a first for me. This place was clean and almost all of the dancers were so pretty! Not make…

I went to Dancers on a Sunday evening around 5pm. Paid $8 cover and got a crown and coke for $9.50. Club is pretty well lit so not much of an adjustment for your…

This place is always tough. It has a lot of pluses - very attractive dancers even day shift on a weekday, comfortable and “high end” setting, attentive and friendly wait staff, etc. in other words…

Visited the club at about 6pm on a Friday and Saturday in early August. It turned out to be a relatively quiet night and the girls thought this might be due to holiday season and…

Club is off of I-35. Came in on a Saturday night. Parking is a complete shit show. There should be something on the streets if you can’t get a spot (you won’t). Cover was $5.…

Since Bikini Club Fantasy Island closed awhile back, I've been bouncing around to the remaining West L.A. clubs, Skin, Plan B, 4Play, and Bare Elegance. Bare Elegance is hands down the best. Best looking club. Very…

I went to Lexington in mid July. When you enter the door your ID is scanned and they will wond you.They charge a 5 dollar cover. The club is a dive , the lighting is…

I went here just to see how it was during happy hour on the weekend. Drink prices were good with beers and $2.50. There were about 15 girls there with about as many customers. As…

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived on a Sunday at 4:00 PM. Regulars had a lot of top dancers locked down, but I found success. Also, it's possible that Destiny has changed her stage name to "Cassidy"…

I haven’t been to this club in a while, but is about the same, however a lot of new construction (houses and business) has happened around the club. I consider the area safe, but if I…

Arrived on a Monday night around 10pm, looked online for any coupons or deals didn’t find any. Luckily it was a Monday, looks like on Sundays and Monday admission plus a drink for $11. Walked…

--------------------- SUNDAY, JULY 21, 2019 --------------------- I arrived around 10PM and a lot of girls didn't start arriving until 11. Despite being closer to the stage and in an area with more foot traffic, it didn't feel…

Disney Land for your dick! Follies is the mecca of strip clubs. The club itself isn't anything to write home about, but the quality of dances and overall friendliness of dancers is a…