Reviews

It's been about 3 years since I've been in this place but I used to be a regular. My ATF worked here for about 10 months before she went off to rehab and subsequently got…

Having not visited in a while, I decided to see how the Cricket was faring with the massive construction project out front. I suppose business was good since the place was very busy with…

So Ricks is my usual SC go to in Minneapolis. Generally I can find the type of girl that interests me - a 7,8, or 9 with ample boobs and I won’t break the…

I'd never "BEEN" to La Pearl before. Let me clarify, I'd been upstairs to Outer Space, but never spent anytime downstairs at La Pearl. For those under Mt Rushmore somewhere, it's 2-1 clubs. Got there after…

This was probably my 5th time at the Admiral. I’ve been there on nights where dances were amazing and nights where every dance I received was a complete waste of time. This one fell right…

The entrance stinks of cigarette smoke but not too bad inside. I get in free for being a veteran. So that's nice. Pretty sure UAW members get in free also. It…

stopped by after work. obligatory drink: 7 bucks for a water. you figure 4 or 5 would be ok but 7-well i guess you got to pay that "tax" in order to remain inside the…

On a Monday afternoon, I found myself driving South on 45. It was around 2pm and having some free time on my hands, I decided to give Fantasy Plaza a try. There were…

Visited Atlanta for work and got taken out to this place. When you pull up it doesn’t exactly seems like the most comfortable scene but everyone hanging out was there for a good time and…

I have been here numerous times in the past. I stopped going because of the smoke. It was bad and my clothes reeked when I left there. I figured it has been a year or…

Although I have been to 4 other clubs in Brooklyn I had always passed on this club because they dancers at the some of the other clubs said that transgenders like to hang out here…

Awful. By far the worst experience I have ever had at a strip club. I was in Burlington for the night so I thought I would pop over the river to see whats up. I…

I've been coming into Follies since probably before any of the dancers were born. It has always been a fun club. It has had its ups and downs, and the last few visits…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 2pm. It was dead. I was the only one sitting there, and maybe 2-3 in the dancing area. Girls were reluctant to get up stages because, of course,…

Arrived in Philadelphia a little early and thought I would try the "now under new ownership" Oasis. Arrived around 4, plenty of free parking and no cover. Security said the metal detector wasn't working so…

Went to The Lumberyard recently to watch the Amatuer Night contest. Me and a buddy arrived just as the show started. Since we arrived just after it started, we didn't purchase the wrist…

Stopped after work, arriving about 7:00. Been here a couple times and really like the club itself. Many upgrades since my last time to the club. Typical cover charge, guys up front…

Noticed that some overdo renovations were taking place. Previous reviews tell the story of run down establishment. So decided to stop and check if things were improving. They are. Total renovation…

Arrived around 7 on a Sunday night. The club was nice enough, but it was completely dead. There was one girl giving a guy a never ending lap dance and a couple of…

I visited XTC Austin over two days, Tuesday night and Wednesday night. Both times I arrived around 8:30 pm and stayed about two hours. This is a long review, so TLDR - really good club…

I decided to give this place another shot so went Saturday night with few of my buddies. The place was almost empty. The cover was $15 and you have to buy a drink which was $5.…

Went in around 11ish last Thursday night just to see how the girls were. Haven't been in a while. As per the usual, the room was filled with smoke, so it's not the best place…

Okay, so I took this week off of work to get a bunch of personal shit done. Projects were about 80% complete by Wednesday night so Thursday morning I decided to take the old Fat…

The afternoon shift is pretty much hit and miss in terms of quality but after some sampling I have settled on 2 regulars, Ruby (Honduras) and Maya (Cuba) - petite LatAm spinners - and this…

Okay so the other reviews are pretty accurate about this place. I had a little trouble getting any attention from the dancers while I was here. I have been there in the past…

Ok so been here a couple of times this summer first time i did nit stay since the doorman told me that they did not have any girls working. It was about 10 pm and…

Typical strip club bar in Japan that is waaaay overpriced. Out with coworkers and clients so we had to enjoy the night out and strip clubs or ktv has to be a part of it.…

Tried visiting this club again and was not disappointed but don't expect extras. The club is on the south end of town and has a well lit parking lot. Met my the doorman and did…

I have been to this place many times. I dropped in around 2 on friday the 13th. The bar and the setup has not changed. No cover but you must buy…

I arrived after a visit to Sugars and Parkersburg. It is on a frontage road off I-77. The frontage road winds through a large truck stop and on a dark rainy night I got a…

A couple Tuesdays ago I decided to hit the Criket, mostly because there's no valet there. I got there at 4:15 PM and since it was early there was no cover. After using the restroom…

Details regulars know: free parking, no cover, coffee $3, beers comparably priced, bathroom small and clean, troll-free. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the stage, but otherwise comfortable set-up. Several private booths with…

Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost full and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet may not be open during the day every day. Inside: When you walk in there’s…

I was in the city and dressed in a suit for some other shit but I was passing by so why not. No cover. It’s Manhattan so absolutely no parking. I was already there but…

I stopped by this place on my way back from a trip to Canada. Very convenient location as it is on the main Street and is right next to a cheap motel (run down motel…

Had some time while visiting a friend and found a coupon for free entry. I arrived via Uber but parking is not free in this area. I bought a rum and coke for $14. Inside the…

-------------------------- Wednesday, August 15, 2019 -------------------------- I arrived at the club at 2:30AM (yes that late) and spent about 90 minutes there. I had my ID scanned, was wanded down, and got in free as a local.…

I used to be a regular at L&L for years and stopped about a year or 2 ago. So coming from Atlanta decided to stop by and I was shocked the place was empty…

Beautiful, spacious with a great full menu and selection of drinks. Happy hour is from 4pm -7pm Dancers come in a shapes and sizes but stage sets are short, generic like, and too many per…

I had not been to the admiral for a number of years. It’s a bit further from downtown but I don’t like the vibe at the Pink Monkey which is near downtown. The…

On a Miami work trip couple weeks ago I found myself staying a downtown hotel couple blocks from E11even, so I thought I would check it out. There was a good review here that…

It’s been a while since I visited Paradise, but it definitely has not changed a bit. As soon as I sat down, I received welcome “handshakes” from at least four girls within a few minutes.…

Stopped in after work to wait out traffic on my way to my hotel. No cover and there were spaces in the parking lot, however if you’re not in the spaces directly in front or…

I have been to this club about a dozen times. Here's how it works. There are essentially three ways to spend your money: 1) The stage show. Girls dance on stage in two-song sets. Dancers…

Next stop was Old Glory Daze. I guess there is no smoking in the club because there were three girls outside on a little patio smoking. After I got out of the car and started…

One of the larger clubs in metro Pittsburgh, Club Erotica doesn't have a lot of parking available so taking a cab or Uber might be advisable. McKees Rocks can be a rough area, especially after…

I was in Philly for a couple of days for business. LaPearl and OSC are one of my go to places when in town. The layout has been told many times. It was a Fr.…

It was my first time visiting this club. I've only been to Uptown and Men's club in Charlotte. I was a bit leary of going to this one as some of the reviews described it…

I have been once before and remember the club being very slow for such a good location. I love the location, walkable to all the downtown hotels. Cover was $25 at around 8:00. Bouncer was…

For the description of the club I have an early review that I placed. The only reason I’m making this review is because I decided to try VIP. I said if I tried VIP I…

Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes. The club itself is not really a strip club. Looks like a…

I visited The Woolpack early one Wednesday evening. As has been said here before it is a pub attached to the front of Inhibitions which is reviewed here separately. The pub side of the…

This is my third time in 4 months visiting this club, as I live in Charlotte. The girls are gorgeous, lost of 8-10, some 6-7, very few below that. Most girls are white, some AA,…

... and it did not disappoint. Even found a decent hotel within a 5 min drive, the marriott. Packed on a Tuesday night. $20 valet $10 admission must have ID. Circulated a few times, grabbed…

The place is closed. Busted for deugs and prostitution, in local news they ruled in court that the place is to be padlocked for a year and all fixtures sold off. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/penthouse-strip-club-on-8-mile-closed-for-year-for-prostitution-solicitation Not much more to say,…

Back in St. Louis for a bit, I decided to try a couple of clubs I hadn't seen before, and the first one was Country Rock Cabaret, largely because it was so close to downtown…

I was recently in a 2-night business trip to Chicago. On night 1, I went out for drinks with a co-worker and watched Monday Night Football. But on Tuesday evening, I made sure to save…

Before I get into this review please note that it's not based on just my last visit. I have had many afternoon/early evening visits to Columbia Strip and started going there when it was…

Another round at PT's. I'm typically an afternoon/early evening visitor, which works because I don't like huge crowds and am not as picky about girls. Swung by PT's on a Thursday afternoon. As mentioned you can…

We tried the HL again last Sat night after watching football and as we walked in saw the bouncers refuse entry to a couple of PL's that were trying to enter with flashlights. Once…

This was probably my fifth time coming to Playmates. I occasionally stop by there when I'm visiting Miami. It's a bit more low key than the other big clubs (KOD, Tootsies, Eleven) and cheaper in…

Went in after a long hiatus to kill some time and relax between some tasks on a day off. It was a rough week, so I took the day to get stuff done and…

Burke and Hare is probably my least favorite club in Edinburgh's pubic triangle (three strip clubs across from each other in the shape of a triangle). The ladies are hit and miss and usually…

Finally, decided to pay a visit to a local club for a change ( Besides our usual T.J. clubbing scene, which is quite often ). The time of our visit was around 8:30pm on a…

This place puts Baby Dolls in its tracks. Never have I seen so many beautiful Latina Women in one place. Probably 90 percent of the ladies are from Cuba and Chica Locos took the best of…

Came by on weekday afternoon since I wanted to see what everyone was talking about the quality of the girls. $10 at the door but got it waived using the pass on the website. Had…

This is not my first time at Sins. Located on Emerson, right down the street from the other all nude club, Dollhouse. They are setup similarly, in cover- 5/10; day/night. Juice bar.…

This review of Vixens will be the last of my club tour of Miami for this trip. The previous clubs I went to were Scarlett’s (went there 3 times) and Solid Gold. My…

Big place east of the airport, large well lit parking, bar to right as you enter. Mostly regulars but I was there early evening. The first dancer I saw took nothing off, the next went…

First time visitor. Came at 730 just before shift change and saw a great lineup. Mostly 8s and 9s. I was approached initially and got a couple of dances, but by the end of…

So either Eden has been renovated and upgraded or my standards have dropped since my last visit a year ago. I usually go to Babe’s across the street but when I went there, there were…

I have been away for years at this club. So I was a little nervous with all the recent reviews about the change. That being said. My thoughts were. What change?…

A nice place; the location is great - sandwiched between a 24 hour McDonald's and a Wells Fargo. Despite the activity I've never been bothered by anyone pan handling, unlike at some other clubs (whose…

I showed up at cricket with a little time to kill on Monday afternoon. I walked in from the sunny afternoon about 3 pm and couldnt see at all for a minute till my…

This spot is essentially a brick block located in the middle of farmland. There's nothing else really around it, it's so rural you couldn't even call it inside a town. The inside is…

I’d never been to the Block before and wanted the experience. Well, that’s what I got. After walking into two other establishments and being so turned off that I walked right back out, I went…

Ill save some of u time in reading this review this is a black club. That is why i go but I get its not everybodys thing Big purple building in plain sight wit a large…

I live in DC metro area and good strip clubs are a rare commodity here. Usually we drive out almost an hour to either Baltimore or West Virginia (Golden Horseshoe is a good one there).…

Parking, bar, no alcohol but byob all been described many times. It’s a comfortable, safe place. Staff treats people fine. When I went about 6pm bartenders asked for $10 when I sat down but I…

Located off Route 1 this is a pretty nondescript rectangular building off the side of the road, the entrance is visible from the road if that matters to you. I think one side of the…

Stopped here on a Sunday afternoon as I was traveling through the area. Nice interior. Stage to the left, big bar rail. Drinks are about average. Felt totally safe. There were a few girls working.…

This was probably my fifth visit to The End Zone. I keep going back mostly because there is nothing else in the area. Arrived about 8:00 on a Tuesday night and stayed for a couple…

Visited in the evening and the following afternoon. $5 cover daytime, $10 evening, plus you have to buy a $6 soft drink. Two poles, lots of girls working evening, but daytime had maybe less than…

Got stuck at the airport so I visited on a Friday night. $15 cover but $10 if you text a number first. You get a wristband so you can go in and out of…

Visited Erotic on a Tuesday night cause I had nothing better to do. When you pull up to the club there seem to be parking lots on either side. I parked on the side with…

I stopped in on a Saturday night close to 11:30. As previously mentioned, this place is hard to find, and you’ve got to use your GPS, or you can easily miss it, since it looks…

Entered Atlantis during the afternoon and waited about 30 seconds for eyes to adjust from the Florida Sunshine. Made my way to the bar for an Corona. I was immediately approached by working talent,…

I was in Chicago for business and decided visit one of my old haunts, The Admiral Theatre. This club has been around forever and not much has changed in the past few years apart from…

I pulled up to the Comerica ATM conveniently located across the street to take advantage of lower ATM fees than I would presumably see inside the club. The club is located in downtown Romulus, a…

This review is for Saturday, Aug. 31st of the Labour Day Weekend. I was in the Chicago area (heading to the Sears Cener) and this place was relatively close to there and my hotel…

Had a girl who was interested in a club trip as a prelude so I brought her to my old standby. Exterior and neighborhood still the same: warehouses, commercial manufacturing, and a whole lot of…

I stopped by Club X on the Friday night before Labor day. I had been out at a High School reunion and thought I would stop by on my way home, it was about…

Hadn't been to hi liter or any other club for awhile but decided to pop in during the week. No cover, random ID checks it looks like. Breezed right in and refused the help to…

I’ve been in Miami for a couple of days for business, so I’ve been hitting some clubs around the Miami area during my down time. I went to Scarlett’s twice – see my reviews…

The club has been closed since late May due to a fire. Their facebook page indicated they would be repairing the damage and renovating the rest of the club too. I drove by Friday evening…

A review of my mongering "to do" list led to visiting Paradise Gentleman's Club with the specific intention of taking Paradise hottie Sin to the VIP room (pricing and services within reason). Visiting on a…

On trip out to Vegas, went to the steakhouse and ended up at the club. Steakhouse experience first; club second. So, called to get a same day reservation at the steakhouse. No problem…

The visit started out with a new twist - security actually used a magnetic wand to check for weapons before I entered. I'm not sure what prompted that change, but I doubt it was…

Prior to making my way to Magic, I had read a healthy amount of reviews and honestly should've known what I was getting myself into. The club is located not too far from a super…

I went to Synn over the labor day weekend when they were doing a 15 minute VIP for $80 special. The place was crowded, and I took the only open spot in the parking lot.…