Reviews

I have been to this club many times and the layout, prices and other details have been well described so I will get right to the point. - the girls. Quality on a Tuesday afternoon…

Had a free Friday afternoon and had planned on stopping by Follies. When I got there around 3, the parking lot was jammed and guys were waiting to enter. Decided to head over…

So the construction has started in the surrounding areas of the building where this club is housed, but the club itself remains undisturbed. Hopefully things stay that way, but I'm not overly optimistic. For now,…

Finished a double-shift in Passaic county one Thursday around noon, went to the Hitching Post. About 8-10 girls on stage, as always attractive, mostly brazillian/latinx. Usual dollar parade - walk up, wiggle a…

This seems to be the only club in South Carolina that I deem worth the time to visit. The club is within 30 minutes of me so that is a great advantage. Oh the good…

Criket was moderately busy and there was football everywhere. We took a table by the stage and ordered a beer bucket with the agreement that we wouldn’t stay long if the entertainment was sub…

Went in on random Monday night. Didn't pay to park, $5 to get in and $10 a dance. That $10 wasn't going to go far it seems. I'd guess there were 12 girls working and…

Busted out of work early one Friday afternoon and decided to pay CCR a visit. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer that was ice cold. Great start, but that was the only highlight.…

I happened in on a Friday night around 9. Parking lot was kinda full (by Babes standards), so I parked at the building next door. I should’ve turned around and walked out when I got…

I found myself in Detroit for a couple days and thought I would hit up some clubs. I read the reviews and picked the Pantheon Club for some daytime adventure. I had rented…

I've left a review before but I'll give an update of my experience. First off, I really like the club itself, very clean, classy, well laid out. Also, I drive a truck and you can…

I made a stop at Bottom's Up on a Friday afternoon around 4pm. This time there was an older gentleman at the door who occupied his time by playing cards by himself. There was a…

OK, been in here three or four times in the last month. Will not get into the physical aspects of the club as the recent renovations have been covered. Jewels still works most…

This is probably my 6th time here it’s been 3 months since my last visit and this is the first time I didn’t recognize any of the girls there anyway ladt time I was here…

On my recent visit to Miami, I went to Cheetah's on a Sunday night around 10pm after first going to Scarlett's. Scarlett's was almost empty with just a few girls, all with same fake…

I was on my way to the bank when I saw I was driving past Brass Flamingo. I hadn't been there is several weeks and I felt like my car was being drawn magnetically…

This was on a Saturday last week during dayshift, before work. It started out great with a cute waitress named ashalee taking my order. First dancer I talked to was a ebony girl named slim.…

So a weeks ago I was in the area and decided to give this place a try. I walked in no bouncer or cover. Set up is pool tables as soon as you enter and…

My usual favourite London clubs are Ye Olde Axe and the Nags Head. Situated a short walk from Aldgate East/Aldgate/Tower Hill/Fenchurch Street stations, this is one of the famous "pound in the pint glass" strip…

So this club has been known for extras and take out as long as I have been going. Literally dozens of girls on listcrawlers/backpages(when it was around) had pictures from the dressing room and floor.…

Possibly the shortest and worst strip club experience ever. Went up to the doorman, and paid my cover. Walked up to the stairs past the coat check, and up to the next level where the…

I dropped into Centerfolds this past weekend, in between stops at Crazy Horse. Arrived at about 7:45pm in plenty time for free admission. There were about 10-15 patrons in there-- a mix of younger dudes…

From my lat two visits to this club I am happy to say that it has recovered (a bit) from the plunge it took earlier in the year right after they changed the employment status…

You pay $7 to enter, you give a ticket for a beer, but if you want to get a mixed drink you will pay the difference. The club is small but setup nice. The…

And yes, Le Girls is more than proud to let you know it's all about the thug niggas. I arrived on a Monday night after reading things about Le Girls. I'd read that it was mostly…

I'm familiar with the COI scene but have never been to Paradise until now. I went on a Sunday night around 11 and parked in a kinda sketchy parking lot in front. The lighting is…

It's been a while since hitting up Kittens so I wanted to see what the weekend evening was like and if there are any interesting girls to see. I wasn't looking for anything extra special…

This review is from a second visit that I made to Scarlett’s on Monday night. I had posted earlier about my visit on Sunday (the previous night), and reported about Scarlett’s new $25 dances.…

First, I will start out with the requirements. The players club is located north east of Baltimore. Basically, right off of Route 40 between 895 and 95. It is located in an industrial area, which…

This place hasn't been reviewed in along while, so let's give it a go. Your Hero had went and gotten himself worked up at the good ole Oasis. Rather than pay the Brazilian hand aficionados…

Stopped in on a Wednesday late afternoon/early evening. The crowd was light, myself and probably 8 or so other customers. There 7 or 8 dancers on shift. Each dancer was performing a 2 song set…

Came here on a Sunday around 3PM. Parking lot was somewhat full but there are plenty of spots to park off the street. Entrance is somewhat protected from the street so there's no real worry…

I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon after calling ahead to see who was working. $19 cover, free soda to drink. 5 girls working, I just talked to 2 of them before deciding…

I pulled up around 4:30 on a Saturday and the parking lot wad packed and thru were already charging $20 for valet. I then looked up and saw a short line at the door, like…

Arrived around noon on a Friday. I was worried about arriving this close to opening--I think they open at 11:30am, so waiting in the parking lot (which was fairly empty) a little until I…

This visit felt like an end of the world movie. There were five dancers and two customers. 10 or 12 years ago the place was packed, this time I had almost full control of the…

AREA, PARKING AND COVER Half block from 405 Freeway in West LA just south of Westwood. No club parking lot-valet in front has room for 3-4 cars. Parking on street has been fine – looks sketchy…

I obviously like this club as I have a VIP membership and visit weekly, usually on Friday and Saturday nights. Not much has changed. They still wear pasties and have pretty strict rules on what…

The location is so so and the place is easy to miss, but it was definitely a good time. The guy at the front desk let me in without a cover charge. I…

This is a combined review from 3 weekday afternoon visits in the last 3 weeks. Beginning with my first visit 3 weeks ago, the club experience improved significantly from what I’d experienced for the prior 6…

Was in town for a bachelor party with a group of friends. We had one local acquaintance who recommended this place, but we also asked around for recommendations at the various bars we went…

I stopped by Saturday around 2 PM, not too many dancers were there, only like 3 or 4: 1. Autumn the bartender was also dancing, so I got 2 dances from her , she was good…

Never been a big fan of Portland clubs. Everyone talks about how the city has so many. But, it pretty much just spreads an already limited talent pool even thinner. We were driving through town…

Tuesday is $10 dance day. I have never had a ten dollar dance but have been told at both Boggies and Henry’s North that if you try to get a ten dollar dance it will…

I decided to make the ~45 minute drive from Chicago to Gary to visit temptations on Saturday evening. It was my first time visiting this place in a few years. I arrived just…

This was my first venture into a strip club in Toronto, so I went in with excitement. I didn't know how it would compare to clubs in the US. I'll get some of…

It was my firts visit at the PT's. I went on sunday night aroud 8pm. The girl at the door asked $20 for main room or $55 for VIP. I paid $20 the vip fee…

It's been a while for me since I was at BDD. But the afternoon fell apart and I decided to kill time in the largest topless club in Dallas. There are so many women working in…

I usually go in here when in Denver just for the sights and a couple of drinks, tip at the stage and leave with most of my money. They have 5 small circular stages and…

So I went to check out this club on a Friday evening, I’ve heard about their legs and eggs but have never attended. Friday around 7ish is where I find most clubs are pretty slow…

I am not a huge fan of many of the clubs in tampa and pinellas because you cant drink. But this one you can and they are topless with no pasties. Great atmosphere and super…

While the visit to Foxy's started with the same banal sort of awkward ritz you'd expect for a strip club outside of a strip mall on the suburban side of North Austin, Luna was unforgettable,…

Made another visit while down from St Louis with friends, and had an even better time that the previous. Same layout, pay $10 in the foyer and then once you walk in, the bar is…

Hadn't seen much posted about the place in a while so decided to stop by and see what's up mid afternoon on a Wednesday. Five to ten ladies working with three being mediocre looking…

Went to Pandoras on Saturday night. Found a parking spot in the back, and wandered to the front door. The door guy told me $20, so I handed him a twenty and headed…

Reading a few of the prior reviews there seems to be a lot of price confusion. House fee for 15 minute CR is $40; basic dancer fee is $100.00; tipping is not my business,…

I checked this place out during the afternoon because I heard it was more relaxed than the evenings. There were 5 dancers there, and one was actually tending bar. Maybe 7-8 customers. It’s…

Was in town for a few days and read a ton of great reviews on here about the all nude main area, so this was definitely a top target on my list of places to…

Typical Jens visit. Went a couple of fridays back. The club has been reviewed on how it looks on the inside so won’t go into detail. Was actually pretty busy when I entered. Grabbed one of…

Visited mid-evening on Sunday. This is pretty much the only club in the area so if in the mood there aren't other choices. Gave it a shot with low expectations, especially for a Sunday night which…

It's been awhile since I've been to Rick's. I'm pretty much always a day guy and have been going to the other 2 close by places just because of the mileage. On this…

This is no longer a gentleman’s club. They have changed into a live music bar/venue. They have tried move away from the strip club, but give them a try for live music.…

was back in town for a short visit, and just had to stop in, as it is usually a good time. as has been reviewed before, when you walk in the stage is somewhat…

First time back to this club in awhile and hit for an afternoon visit. Always find it to be a safe and comfortable setup with one circular bar and two stages with dancers doing…

Stopped by late Sunday afternoon to see some skin and some football. Parking lot was less than half full. No bouncer check in so just parked myself at the bar by a big screen. 9 girls…

This is a review from a few weeks ago, had to be in the area on some business and so I stopped by. Let's just say I had not been here in a long…

Stopped in on a Friday late afternoon. Was quickly approached by a MILF-y Latina. Eventually got some dances from her. They were ok enough, I guess, not the mileage I’ve experienced before here but not…

Was in Baltimore for business, and after a lot of research on TUSCL, decided to skip the "block" clubs to got to a safer, classier establishment. The club is you typical upscale club, with a…

I was in the area for work again and had to stop. Located on a main road in somewhat of an industrial area. I stopped in early afternoon and there was ample parking. I parked…

Showed up at Pure Gold after last call at another establishment on a Wednesday night. It's a pretty weird location, kind of attached to a gas station. The interior is pretty nice, no smoke (at…

As many others have described Geisha is an old house. It’s a little weird that there’s a daycare that shares the parking lot. There’s ample parking room though. Entering you get buzzed in the front…

I have been to this club a few times in the past. It is tucked away in a small neighborhood. It has private parking and easy to get to from the highway. It is a…

Second stop of the Peoria tour. The club is actually in a separate nearby city, but easy to find with your GPS. Cover was $10 and a bottle of water was $4. My first impression…

Third stop on the Peoria tour and definitely didn’t save the best for last. Club is in an industrial area, with limited parking in front of the club. Several bikes were at the curb when…

I showed up to this place after 11pm. I thought I'd just chill here before going home, but it was hard to get a seat. This is the 2nd wknd I popped in here and…

I decided to visit the "new" sapphire at the old FlashDancer's location, just to check it out. Cover was $20, I got in and found the club was surprisingly empty in terms of numbers of other…

The title says it all. HOLY MOLY! THE $25 ROOMS ARE BACK! I went on Sunday Sept 15 around 6:30 p.m. Normally, Scarlett’s opens at 5 p.m. on Sunday, but since it’s…

Went by on a Friday night. First stop on a Peoria tour. Cover was $7. Walked in and was surprised at the size of the club. High ceilings and had somewhat of a Vegas feel,…

Stopped by to have a beer and catch the end of the Cubs game. Parking lot was full but only a couple of girls inside. Grabbed a bud light and a shot of Jack and…

I went in mid August, Mon, Tues, Wed, & Thurs between 9pm-1am. I'm usually here annually for business. Overall, i have a great time. The girls are mostly good looking. Everyone has their tastes but…

Club Desire is one of the nicer clubs in Providence. There is free parking and in the evenings they will do valet for free, too. Inside is quite dark/dim. There are two square bars which…

OK, so saturday evening I was in the area with time to kill, so I decided to swing by and check out the talent. I was there around 6:15-6:30 and the big woman at the…

It has been a little while since my last visit. I was on my way to Lafayette and decided to spend a few moments which turned into a couple of hours. This is…

Decided to make a stop in at this club around 10 pm on a Saturday. Parking lot was pretty packed (free self park on a gravel lot). 10$ entry fee. It was pretty crowded inside…

TL;DR: Came here with bachelor party. Very good time had by all. Nothing otherworldly though. Kinda feels like going to the McDonald's of strip clubs. Maybe a bit better. Would return though. I came here with…

Just by going off of reviews from this website, this is the only place in jersey that I trust to give me what I want. I know im going to be able to touch some…

Came here on a Saturday. It's a theater layout so seating is sometimes awkward as everyone is in rows facing the stage and it makes it hard for the dancers to come to you…

So originally I had planned to come here on Friday and then hit 1 or 2 other clubs on Saturday, however I had way too much fun here on Friday that I had to come…

So, was in town for a quick business trip & stopped by this place to try something new. My go to spots in Lexington are Platinum Dolls or Spearmint but had heard good things…

So went as took a break on our casino trip to check out the local entertainment. It's a bit of a bike from the MGM over to the not exactly thriving area where the strip…

I don't know what's happening with Pasco county strip clubs, but this is the third club I'm reviewing which was an absolute disaster last night. Icon is the last club I pass on my way…

This is almost a clone of my Brass Flamingo review. I hit Allure twice in three weekends. The time before last I arrived at just before 8pm to avoid cover. When I entered, I was…

I have visited Brass Flamingo twice in the past three weekends. Time before last was a Saturday afternoon---so I didn't expect much, and was not proven wrong. Afternoon talent was a group of stumbling drunks,…

I arrived before the valet started, but he parked my car anyway for only a tip. Got the pat down inside, but she didn't make it memorable in any way. In the room, I easily…

Dropped in for happy hour pricing ($16 6-7p) to find an empty stage. Noticed the partially enclosed couch area has taken over the left aisle seats while an L-shaped couch sits on the other side…

I'm not from the Worcester area but when around I will usually stop at this place first. Sometimes it is just for a quick beer and I will bail because it is too dead and/or…

I decided to check out Fantasies on a lazy Tuesday afternoon. I had never been here before. According to the schedule on their website, there were supposed to be 10-12 dancers working. I only saw…

Got there around 9:00, $5 cover and the same for a beer with tip. Pretty girl working behind the bar recognized I wasn’t a regular and was very friendly and helpful. The club is a…

Took another trip to the adult Disneyland of a gentleman's club in SF. Had a few punches left on my old 7-admission card so thought I'd partake and head in to chat with a few…

This is a huge place. It was packed at around 930pm on Sat night. There were many girls of all shapes, sizes, age and beauty. The range was from 5ish to nearly 10's. I sat at…