Reviews

This review covers a couple recent visits, a Friday afternoon a few weeks back, then a short visit to SI on a recent Saturday. I was hoping to see my current favorite; she had…

I've never felt so nervous or comfortable in a space before. I've been to Wackos about 10 times already, but have stayed clear since the most recent busts due to work and feeling a bit…

This review is a summary of a couple of visits last week. Stopped in early afternoon (cover $6), Coke was $4.50. Layout has been described before, with the main stage and 2nd in-the-round stage active…

I’m in Dallas 4-5 times a year for work and usually stop at BD for some fun. This time proved great. I arrived at 6pm which is during shift change. There were…

first off, I like the new TUSCL descriptions of the ratings spent about 450, drinks were like 10 bucks each including a nice tip (vodka mix) felt I had a good time, mission was accomplished but not…

I generally only get to clubs in the afternoon and Emperor’s is usually a place I try to get to even though I’ve ended up there more than a few times when it has been…

Since the location has changed names several times since it was Babes, I was curious how this new incarnation would look. Not a lot different in my opinion. More lights so it doesn’t look like…

I walked into this familiar club, that I have now visited for 35 years. I don't think the interior has changed one bit over that time. Although, it has recently had some minor…

Monday I realize that you can, in fact, wear masks in mexico. So, I checked mine, and off I went. I flew in from the east coast so i had a 5 hr 39 min…

I visit MG2 because it is the closest club to my home. It's not my least favorite club of all time, but close. The bartenders are, for the most part, inattentive. The dancers, for…

Stopped in here recently to see the new layout. They've expanded the left side in to the space next door. They didn't do much to the main room except move the pool tables…

I went to Wally’s Roadhouse at 18:00 on a Saturday. The club was still locked up. Finally, the bartender/manager showed up at 18:06 and opened the place up. I was the only customer until 19:00.…

I went to The Northern Gentleman’s Club on a Friday night at 22:00. At the entrance, there was an $8 cover charge. In the vestibule, there is a stairway down to the basement where there…

For those of you who haven't read older reviews, the club walled off the entire north section (main stage, floor seating, DJ booth and adjacent dancing benches) for renovations in the fall, with intentions to…

Stopped back at this club after a long absence. Noticed on line that it would be their Christmas Party. Normally I stop during the day shift, but on weekends they open at 6pm.…

To piggyback on past recent reviews (including mine), there is a drop-dead date for BJ's. The bar's last day of operation is Monday, December 23. I am surprised that there hasn't been a news article…

Been to this club a few times this year, mainly for the cheap beer and watching games. The stage shows aren't anything great - the girls don't take off their tops so it's a…

I came at around 8 AM after a night out and the night was pretty uneventful. I only came because I have a group of friends that like to go there and hang out. Since…

Was in Cedar Rapids for work this week and decided to hit the local spots, starting with Dancer's as I have had a good time here in the past. The talent here is always a…

Upon my return to the OKC scene, I went to the most hands-on spot in the city - Fancy's, which it ain't. $5 cover and the bar runs down the side of the building to…

I will not explain the club as i think it has been explained in enough review before. I forgot about my visit in this place too early in the day and checked in again right…

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived Sunday early afternoon. Both bars were 2/3 to 3/4 filled with customers. Very low-key vibe. I got a VIP with Daniella and left happy. Short visit, ultimately, aside from the VIP…

Stopped by 516 on my way home from work on a rainy Tuesday around 6 pm. I’d been to the club before and was not a big fan. Read some decent reviews here so I…

Arrived at around 1:00, valet had just set up but I self parked and went to watch the Christmas parade for a few, me, a fat AA dude and about 9 dancers stood and watched…

Good lord. Went to their Xmas Party. I usually don;t like paying covers, and tried to avoid it, came a couple minutes before it started but there were 2 security guys there and I happily…

Stopped in since I was working in the area to see the talent here. I try and pop in every once in a while because anything goes at this place and you never know what…

My CF at my home club recommended The Red Garter, she had been there before and liked it. Parking in downtown Key West can be difficult, but on a Monday it was not too…

BJs is the last of its kind in Minneapolis and they are nearing the end of the line. This place is set to close by Christmas after a long time push by the City of…

Went to Subi's friday night as a friends "bachelor" party, as he used to go there pretty regularly with one of the other guys with us (there were 7 of us total). We got there…

So time for my monthly visit to Follies (about a 2.5 hour drive from where I live). Last month I went to Tattle Tales during the day and that was a mistake, will not…

This was my third and final stop of the afternoon. I ventured out on a Friday afternoon for the first time and was not sure what to expect. I thought I might grab a beer,…

At the time I arrived there where 5 dancers all were white/Caucasian; 1 tall brunette, 1 redhead, 2 dark blond, 1 light blond. What I liked about these dancers where that all but one had…

I went to Synn for the first time in a while last Wednesday. I used a pass I had to get in and only had to pay $5 at the door for a drink. There…

Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost full and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet may not be open during the day every day. Inside downstairs level: When you walk…

I was visiting Reno and had some spare time on my hands. So I decided to give Spice House a try. There were about a half dozen girls, mostly mid-range on looks.…

Arrived at the Playhouse Lounge for the annual Xmas bash . As many have described the parking lot has about 100 60 spaces and on this day it was full . Walked into the…

Read about Purple Orchid on Tuscl, was going to Philadelphia for the weekend. Stopped at PO at 2pm, easy parking. Paid the entry fee and ordered a drink. Drinks aren’t that expensive. The setting is…

The last review for Black Betty's was from me back in September. 3 months later and I finally had time to get back here. Late afternoon when I got here. The parking lot…

I am not sure why my experience was different that what the reviews seem to suggest, but this was a rather abysmal visit for me. First, brief description of the club: it's rather small --…

I read the reviews, decided to finally try this place out. Now, keep in mind I like the clubs with a full bar so I usually don't go to these BYOB joints. Reviews sounded good…

Preface: Been here ~10 times over the last year, was living in the area so it was a pretty convenient place to stop, especially after dinner or lunch in Little Osaka Sawtelle. This is the…

On a snowy Friday afternoon, pulled into mario's about 5PM . Parking lot was fairly full. 5-6 guys sitting at the bar, and about 6 dancers on duty. No cover. $12.00 for a…

Stopped in to BU while passing through Akron. It was early afternoon on a Saturday and the parking lot was pretty empty. I got buzzed in at the door and paid for my…

I went on an Atlanta Strip Club Tour. I hit up Tattletales at night because reviews says Tattlestales at night and do Follies during the day. Parking was $5 valet and a $5 tip. Door…

I've been here a number of times, and cannot decide if I like it or not. Some nights it's great entertainment, whereas there are others that I've left bored. This is a full nude club, which…

I went to paradise around 6pm before this club and the bouncer there told me that there were only 3 girls in and the night shift girls start coming at 6:30pm. I thanked the bouncer…

Was in town for a Corp Holiday Party - which ended early so we headed to Penthouse. Got there around Midnight. $20 cover. Fairly impressive set up - lots of attractive girls,…

This is my first visit to the Vu in a long time. Cover charge was $10 and included a wrist band for reentry. The main room is a large rectangle with the bar…

This is the fourth or fifth time I’ve visited this club, and I don’t know why I keep coming back except to say that it’s conveniently located. The vibe is fine: plenty of seating, and…

This place keeps getting better and better. It has to be the largest bordello/strip club this side of the world based the sheer number of girls working and multi levels of seating and bar areas.…

This was my second visit to Harry's but it had been a few years. Harry's is not that easy to find, as it is in a somewhat industrial area and the entrance is in…

Never been here before when I found myself i the area in a early Wednesday evening. I arrived shortly after 6 only to find out they open at 6. Didn't pay a door fee…

It has been a while since I stopped by EB but I decided to give it another try last Thursday evening. This club has really gone downhill the last couple of years. The…

Shortly after a stop at nearby AJ's in Secaucus, I decided to see what was going on at Satin Dolls on a cold Monday afternoon. The short answer is that there wasn't all that much…

This place is good. Tons of dancers, all hot, like Cloud 9 used to be. If you have never been here, it is worth driving to. Friday after work gets very crowded though, but I…

I have stopped by here a few times past month or so, and unfortunately each time, almost the same result. Very few dancers, and this time, only two, one of whom had just shown up.…

I had the day off from work so I decided to pay a return visit to this place to see if my favorite dancer (Martina) was there and, as luck would have it, she was.…

When you arrive you get wanded at the door by a guy in a cowboy hat. He's just there to protect the girls, and remember you are in a slightly sketchy part of Nashville. I…

First time to Chicas Bonitas! I get out to Las Vegas about once a year and have tried to make a point of visiting a new club each time. I have been to Rhino,…

The clubs in north Dayton are gone (two by tornado, two by law enforcement). No indication that any of them will reopen so I am investigating the south clubs. New York New York has high…

I have been visiting BJs now and then for the last 3 years or so. It has its own parking lot free of charge which sets the tone for your visit. You walk…

Sands is not a club from my normal rotation of Puget Sound Region clubs. I only go to Sands to see a particular dancer whom I have some knowledge of beforeheand. I went to Sands…

Went in to PW at about 4 pm and happy hour was getting started. 2 50 beers and well drinks at a discount. Place is nice with little rife raf hanging about. I bet there…

This is my 3rd of 5 visits to the criket. Love this place. My new go to. This time wasn’t so easy to get what I wanted at the price I wanted but left satisfied…

Harem is a good example of the rise and fall of a block bar. Layout is the same - long narrow bar with lap dance area at the end of bar; not greatest privacy, as they…

The club looks clean and professionally run. I have always found the staff to be friendly and honest, I've never had a dancer try to rip me off or miscount dances. They have several…

Me and my friend were visiting Dallas. We were there for a wedding of my friend. On Sunday afternoon we decided to check out some adult entertainment clubs. We were living in Fort Worth so…

So, it’s been a while since I’ve been here, so wanted to highlight an apparent big change. What hasn’t changed, waiting for a song to start before you can enter the private dance area. So the…

Back to Follies and have noticed many new girls of late. A good bit of them are under 21s which my experience in the past has actually been quite poor with. Glad to see fresh…

Went to paper doll on a Sunday afternoon. The place feels less sketchy inside than outside, but it still left pretty divy. No cover, I sat down at the bar and watched some football. All…

Had to try after all of the reviews seemed so glowing, so decided to take the plunge. Showed up around 10:30pm, parking lot was not that full so plenty of room. I…

I have a hard time rating this place. It’s not like your typical strip club experience. The girls are hot, you get to see every bit of them, but contact is very limited. Had a work…

Was passing through the other week and decided to make my first visit to your outstandingly fun strip clubs. Didn't have a whole lot of time and decided to go for the most likely place…

I have been visiting Red Raven for the past few weeks and decided to see if anything has changed at PO. I was getting a little bored with the afternoon talent and went hunting elsewhere.…

Well, I've been to this club a couple times and basically it is what it is. It was a Saturday night I was about an hour away from Saginaw, on my way home from a…

Sky = My highest score Sunday night. I decided to take a break from my work Sunday night. I am mostly healed from a torn meniscus on the left knee and big toenail removed on right.…

I needed a better than usual lunch break and did not want to go too far from the Cleveland airport area. Was not sure if the old Crazy Horse on Brookpark was still open…

Went to XTC again while visiting Austin last week. Arrived about 9pm on Thursday night. Cover including VIP band was $50 !!. Found a table near the first stage. Dancers here do a…

I went to the Show Palace on a Monday at 17:30 and stayed for two and a half hours. There was a $15 cover. If I would have arrived thirty minutes earlier, I could have…

I need to add that this place has been closed for a while now it was a bad homicide happened there just a year or two ago and might add that they have try…

I stopped by the Avenues on a recent Friday afternoon. For those who have never been there, the address is on Michigan Avenue but the main entrance is in the back of the club…

This place has hot girls, but low contact. That is pretty much a summary. I went there a few times. Example visit, saw this girl named Emerald. 20yo something. Exceptionally hot. I think she models swimsuit…

This is a composite review from my last 3 visits, all of which were during the week, in the early to mid afternoon. During all of the visits, I noticed a distinct reluctance from…

Jen's a hustling and bustling place as its ever been. Dancers of all shapes and sizes and backgrounds. Dances on the floor are supposed to be 5$, be careful, some of them especially this heavyset…

Got into town a little early so I decided to check out “the block”. Went in to Larry Flynt Hustler and there were no girls dancing, so I went over to The Pussycat. There were…

I usually have a great time at Wacko’s. I arrived Tuesday evening at 6:45. The girls were leaving and arriving for the evening shift. I didn’t see any of my favorites who are mostly day…

I stopped by LA for the first time in a while after a long week at work. It was always a good reliable spot to relax grab a smoke chat things up and chill. Well…

Came here on a Wednesday afternoon around 3. Had about 5 cars in the parking lot so was hopeful I would not be the only customer here. Went in and there was 1 customer…

Here are the basics, once again: Entrance is free during the day, with a $5 soft drink. No alcohol, but you can BYOB. Dance is $30, in very private VIP rooms, one-on-one, with a door.…

Finally stopped at Club 15 after having driven past it a few hundred times in my life. Had no problems finding parking although it was busier than I expected it to be. Most of the…

This is a general review of Sugar and Spice. The place could be confused for a local dive bar if it were not for the 2 stages with stripper poles inside the bar. The beer…

Short prefatory remark for the humorless: What follows is an accurate description of a visit to the Angels Nude. rickthelion is character created by a long time TUSCL reader/slightly shorter term discussion room poster and…

This used to be one of my favorite places to visit. But the negatives are starting to outweigh the positives. I strolled in about 3pm on a Thursday. At that time it was $20 for valet…

I visited this place almost by accident but am glad I stopped by. I've been to a couple other Jax clubs when passing through and somehow confused this place with another place I'd been to,…

After many recommendations from my fellow PLs here on TUSCL (shoutout to you guys), I decided to cross from NY and check this club out. I Ubered to the border from Buffalo and took…

I usually stay around Orange County and COI, but I was working in the area and this was the closest club to me. Place is secluded and parking was simple enough. Entrance is upstairs Entrance around 7pm…

first time visited this club Friday around 11PM, going to share my experience club is located in downtown, easy to access and plenty of parking spots however parkings are usually around 15-25 dollars which is expensive…

So I tried out the new opening. Really only reason I made the drive over was to see one of the St Louis girls that came up for opening. Place is nice kind of a…

This review is for a few weeks back. Place was easy to find and park. Only half dozen or so PL were inside when i arrived around 2pm. Seats and wait service were adequate.…

Earlier this week I had to make a quick overnight trip to Sacramento so I dropped in to this staple. I didn't get to the club until around 10pm. The place was busy but not…