Reviews

If you spend any time on tuscl researching Chicago, you will quickly learn that mileage in the city is low and clubs are expensive. You will also learn that if you are staying downtown on…

I haven't gone back to this club in a few years, I pass it all the time on my way to the Gogo Rama. Last night I went to Gogo Rama again, and it…

I don't visit this club often and the last time I came by it was a Thursday and the place was packed so decided to drop by on a Saturday. Got to the club…

Was working in the area and haven't been to the castle in years (too many shooting scares) so I decided to check it especially since it was daytime and had time to spare. I walk…

So after going Sugar 44 last evening, this club as next on my to visit list. Paid a $10 cover to a pretty but relatively unsmiling girl and went in. It’s a large club -…

I was there a few nights after Halloween. There were a few new girls there along with the regulars: bambi, baby doll, Liberty, Randy Baby etc. I was sitting at the bar when…

Found out they have a free lunch deal and visited. Food wasn't bad actually. they called it gourmet but you know what to expect. And there's a ton of choice too. Beer and soft drinks…

Ok so I get a call Friday from a couple of buddies up north. “Hey we are coming down to check out that guitar casino”. Ok I say When? they say tomorrow @ 5. The…

To start with I have trouble reviewing places like this. I know I am not the best writer, but I feel it would be helpful to tell people if my experience, but, I have…

It was time to visit the Criket again. arrived about 2:00 pm today. Not busy at all, maybe a dozen customers and fewer girls. I sat down at a table and ordered…

Cheerleaders on a Tuesday night is the best strip club evening in the city! Tuesdays means 2 for 1 lapdances ($25) and $2 Coors Lights. It really outshines the much pricier Ricks and Spearmint Rhino…

Worthless. I got to "the block" about 7:00 PM, early I new, but had a schedule to keep and sleep required for work early the next morning. My first time there, was still trying to…

Walking in there is a long bar to the left running almost the length of the room. Really oldish looking neighborhood bar kinda look and feel, except for the stage behind the bar, and the…

Got here a little before 6 and it was surprisingly busier than i thought. Cover was 5 which was fine. Parking was plenty but i did have to walk down the hill which is fine.…

Saturday evening This review largely confirms my July 7 review regarding the ongoing downhill slide of Rickey's. Rickey's is on the corner of 26th and State; there is ample street parking on 26th. It was $5 to…

I headed over to the club around 10pm, hoping to arrive just before the hour so I could use a club pass. Naturally I was two minutes late and the door guy, after checking…

It was Sunday and I wanted to watch some football , and drink some beer , so I thought "Why not combine that with some strippers? " . The only place I know that fits…

With a 60 euro flat fee and multiple entries this place has become a favorite on a long business trip. It's different from any other clubs I've visited. There are 10ish 2-person church-pew…

The building it self is pretty decently sized and has a good amount of seating. Entry was 25 dollars but included 1 drink ticket. I went on a feature night where they had a porn…

It's my first visit to the club. Parking is on backside. Entered the club around midnight after paying cover. Spent $5 with tip for beer. Waitress is very sexy and friendly, wish she…

I always used to be able to find a few girls at The Players Club that would be worth my time and money. Tonight, not so much. I had a night off from the wife…

I tried contacting a few dancers I know to see if they were still working here but I wasn’t getting a response. Still, I thought a change of pace from my regular club might be…

Bring your large wallet with you, otherwise you’ll not have a good time. I’m not going to give details on the club, prices of the drinks or the $20 per lap dance area because that…

The experience you are looking for at Blaze should be dependent on the time you visit. Honestly, the only time i go at nite is if im with my dogs and/or its a group thing.…

I stopped by SNL on a Friday night in October. The other reviews were dead on with the local bar vibe...but that is what I like. The place is divided in two by a long…

Located in a small town off the main highway. Building looks like a rancher house that has been converted to a club. As you enter from the side you can see the restroom to your…

This place is just past the Harley dealer on Rt. 22 West, and about three mins off of Ext 20A Rt. 78W. I used to live out there and would go in occasionally. It really…

Rolled into Club x. Parking lot was bit sketchy and not well lit. It borders on an industrial area and retail area. Entered into the club and asked immediately for ID by the bouncer. He…

Was in town for a conference and after having reviewed the TUSCL postings, thought I’d see how this place might play out. Paid a $10 cover and went in. As others have mentioned, the bar…

Seductions is located across the parking lot from Sundowner and is less popular. But that does not mean it should be avoided. On a recent visit to the area I visited both…

A couple of friends and myself were looking to keep the mischief going after 2am when the city of Philadelphia shuts down for the night. There are very few places that are still open and…

I’ve avoided this place for a long time. Not sure why. I guess I was tired of the Odd Ball and all of the other mid valley stops so I happened to pop…

So I went to the Playhouse for a Friday morning visit. I arrived at the bar at 10 am. The parking lot was not that full. Club is now opening at 7am every Friday…

I have been enjoying the scene in Detroit for 20+ years but this was my first trip here. I stopped at Bogart's and it was dead. So on the way out I asked for a…

Arrived after 1am on a Thursday. Parked in back for 10. Paid 10 for cover. I went to bar and got a Corona for 5 (I hear wednesdays mix drinks are 3..havent confirmed this yet).…

This starts off like very other time. Park in the outlet mall for free then make the one mile walk (first half through security )over the bridge and has a taxi driver offer me a…

Visited Palomino earlier this year with some buddies. Arranged a free shuttle bus pick up from our strip hotel. Palomino is located in a sketchy part of North LV, seemed like a 20…

Harry O's has been around forever. It's in a part of Stamford that used to be pretty sketchy. But the neighborhood has developed and become safer. There's a small parking lot and plenty…

My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad. The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily accessed from the…

I visited Palomino during SEMA week 2019. I arrived a little after 11pm on Thursday night and stayed until about 3:45. Based on the suggestions of others, I ordered my Uber to take me to Jerry's…

So I was back in town visiting my dad and brother, and decided to return to BF while they were busy. This used to be my favorite place when I lived here about 9 years…

Mystique is in a location surrounded by heavy industrial businesses, so large trucks and heavy machinery line the streets. They have a medium sized parking lot which was pretty empty when I arrived. Because…

Arrived at SAN and about 1.5 hours later I was checked into Rizo master suite (bus, trolley and HK limo). I noticed the construction on bottom floor and lobby floor. I though it would be…

To start, I'm not big on the huge, Vegas-style clubs. I'm more of a neighborhood bar-style club person, but I gotta take advantage of a full-nude club when the opportunity presents itself. I could see…

So made a trip back to BBF after an uneventful night at rio. I’ve been hitting up rio lately as it’s a little more chill and the hustle seems much less. Plus the mileage…

GC is just small town club that has lots of regulars on day shift which is normally when I stop by. The girls will range from 4 to high 7 or 8. Only 2 girls…

My wife and I visited on a Thursday night around 6:00. BNA is located on a highway. Well lit parking lot. The lot was about half full when we pulled in. Parking is free. As…

I miss the place already. Tj is like a drug if you are really into Latina chicks. I paid a 22$ Lyft from the airport to the border. Took the taxi for 5 dollars to HK Once I…

I visted last week. The place is a bit rundown but once you are in the building it is quite cozy. Was greeted by a sexy latina. Asked for the two girl show with Monica…

Hoops is a combination sports bar & strip club. It's located next to it's sister club Rick's near the Garden/Penn Station. The place is clean and upscale and if you look close the…

I finally made it over to the new Christies Cabaret this past Saturday night. I arrived around 10pm. Plenty of parking available. Cover charge was $12, but came with a VIP pass…

Out in Bridgeport on a Saturday during the daytime for a change. Stopped at Ruby's to see who was working since I've never been here at this time of day on a weekend. Walked in…

I used to enjoy this kind of open Mardi Gras debauchery a few decades ago. In NYC there was Club 2000 and the one that preceded it and followed it. That silly little theater on…

I arrived on a slow Sunday night. The club has a main stage surrounded by tables and booths, a bar area with some televisions, and another area with outdoor seating, where dancers smoke and chat…

So I've been to this club quite a few times, but not in the past 6 months or so. Some of the regular girls I'm used to are gone. Kitty and Isabelle are no…

Last Thursday I’m getting that feeling of boredom that’s stronger than a cold so I decide to take a plunge and come here. When I get there, one girl is on stage and she isn’t…

This place has been here forever. It's a smaller club on a corner, with not nearly enough parking for the busy times. They renovated the interior a few years ago, but it's beginning…

I'm usually an afternoon visitor to this club, but on this occasion and another recent one, I visited early evening (arriving around 7pm). In the afternoon, the VIP area (upstairs) in largely unmonitored except…

I'm at home thumbing through IG, thinking about asses and tits beneath my hands. I grab my mask and head out to my favorite Lap Dance Factory: Oasis. The club is on the empty side,…

I was in San Francisco for the first time courtesy of a business trip, and the place I worked at was not too far off from the North beach area (where a majority of the…

I stopped in to the hole for the first time in a long time. I tend to get here at shift change which is around 8pm I believe. I rolled in at 7:30 and…

Stopped by here after a few drinks at a friend's dinner party in West LA around 9pm on Saturday. You can see this place right off the 10fwy west. Haven't been here in a few…

-------------------------- TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8TH, 2019 -------------------------- KATANA and I had exchanged numbers last time we met and we made plans to get together again this Tuesday. I got to the club at 9:30PM and she was the…

I've been to this place a few times (since I love close.) It is empty a lot of the time and I recommend going on the weekend at like 11-12 otherwise the clientele is few…

Went to Sinsations on a Saturday night, and the parking lot was quite full, but pretty well-lit with a “security” person roaming around. $10 to get in the door and then have to buy a…

I had not been here in probably close to a year. This review is from a month or so ago. Stopped on a Thursday at about 12:30 pm. Like usual plenty of parking. No cover…

First time visiting this club. $25 entry fee and free sodas/mixers as this is a BYOB club. Girls perform one song topless on a main stage, followed by two one song sets one…

Interesting place - big metal building close to the Interstste and easy to find. Clean and well maintained. Raised dance area with two poles in middle of room. Bar along one side - well lite,…

Stopped in on Monday evening around 10:30 and the parking lot was full. After paying cover I walked in and found a seat. There were easily about 15+ girls there of all shapes and…

The parking lot is well light and they offer valet here. I used valet and went inside. The cover was $20 and if you dont have a memebrship, its an extra 5.…

Had the urge to visit DD and made the drive up for some afternoon fun. Paid the self park and cover ($2+$5, respectively) and grabbed a drink at the bar. Coming during the afternoon definitely…

So OGD could just as easily be your local dive bar. Not the cleanest place, but to grab a beer, shoot a little pool it would be fine. I would advise against drinking out of…

I hadn't been back to NY for a couple of years. I went to go check out the 'new' Lido room, LaRouge having followed the evolution of it over the past couple of years.…

Was bored on a Friday afternoon and had some time time to kill so I stopped in to see what was going on. A rather large guy working behind the counter was not really friendly…

This is the first time I felt I was in a club that was a “locals” club or I hit it on a night when that was the vibe. I was there Saturday night, around…

After a less than pleasing visit earlier to Talk Of The Town, I decided to give this place a try, as the reviews looked favourable. I got an Uber to the Casino across the road, as…

this is going to be a weird review. my main focus is going to be my disappointment with some of the staff. Mainly the valet service and the parking lot management. if…

Slow Wednesday night. 3 girls working. I spent most of my time with Cherish. About a 6, pretty face and nice ass. Allowed 2 way touching in the private dances. Dances where $20. Got a lot…

This is my first review here! I’ve been to many clubs around the country. I live in Denver and I felt it was time to put in a review for SNL. Today’s visit was better than…

This place is way beyond dead if you can't already tell by the title. I visited Wednesday night and should of realized by the practically empty parking lot that there was no one here. There…

The place is in somewhat of a rough part of town make sure that you take a taxi or Uber. Not near you where you would want to walk around. There is those security outside…

was in the area to meet a pal and have dinner at the vesta pizza restaurant down the road. so with some time to go i decided to walk in here as i haven' been…

Stopped by after a late dinner... arrived around 8pm on a Wednesday... walked right in, no door man, no cover, metal detector beeped but no one flinched so i made my way straight to the…

Here is what you need to know: 1. Surrounding area outside the club in Paterson looks unsafe. Watch where you park your car. 2. The clientele looks like mostly locals with a straggler or two coming in…

I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors. The news was all good - much, much better than I expected. These guys…

This was first time coming to this club. Upon arrival there were like 5 or 6 cars in the parking lot. Wasn’t shocked as it was a Monday night. Walked up to the door and…

Went here with a friend of mine this past Sunday night...(yeah, I know Sunday...but, I had a buddy visiting from out of town so what am I gonna do?). The cover charge was $5 each. Sodas…

I got there about 6:30 and was all excited but no girls. The bar tender said they come when they feel like and for me to come back later so I did. About 8 it…

So I had uber to another club called Softails but when we pulled up the driver asked if I was sure I wanted to go there. He recommended Illusions, so away we went. On the way…

I arrived at the Men's Club a little after midnight. The club is off the street and up the hill. You can't see it from the street, took me 15-20 minutes to find it. The…

Went on A Thursday night and club looks the same. Main stage in the front and side area for lap dances and VIP rooms. There is a DJ playing music, so hopefully you…

I was in town for business and decided to drop in as not much else was going on this Wednesday night. The main door is one of the last doors on 15th Ave towards…

First time going to a bikini bar, wasn’t sure what to expect. A decent experience overall, but if there were other options I would go elsewhere. Pros: 1. Very reasonable drink prices. Got a premium beer for…

Stopped by the Cheetah West Palm Beach last Sunday afternoon to watch the dolphins lose and to see if there were any interesting ladies. The dolphins won and so did I! I got there just after…

Stopped by on a Weds night. Cover was $7. Walked in and there was one other customer and two girls. A Miller Lite was $5.75. Felt obligated to…

First visit to the "new" LeRouge (I'd visited the old Lido at several locations, and the new Lido at Scores). This location (W 45th Street at 11th Avenue) is nicer than any of the…

This is a composite review of several visits over the past six months, two in the early evening (as in 9-10PM) and one after midnight. Details of this club have been described previously.…

This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful. On…

Came in on Wednesday night. Hunts point. I don't think it's a bad area but crime statistics might disagree. Whatever I found parking. Today I was feeling like Willy Wonka up in this bitch, craving…

Fannies is off Fulton industrial on a side street next to another club named Club Babes. If you're visiting I wouldn't lollygag on Fulton industrial it's not the safest area. You walk through a door…