Capisce Gentlemen's Club
9504 Perrin Beitel Rd San Antonio, TX 78217

This place is hanging on by a thread, so it seems...

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Lingxiaoyu
Aug 30, 2025, 2:06 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went here on a Friday evening. I've never heard of ANYONE visit this club nor is easy to find any reviews. It's off of a busy road, small building. Parking is no problem however they do have parking spots marked as "reserved" for some reason. There were multiple cars in the parking lot including one fancy sports car which I assumed was the owners. I walked in, and there was literally no one at the front to take my cash or anything. I walked in further to the main floor and there were maybe 5 people hanging out in the bar area, ALL of which work there. No customers at all.

 

The head person encouraged me to come in and he they welcomed me in. All in all, there was ONE dancer sitting at the bar, and 2 women behind the bar, and some guy who looks like he could have been the owner. They seemed surprised to have a customer. They were very welcoming and seemed happy I was there so I just played along. I got a beer which was I believe $7 but when I handed them a 20 they took a while trying to find change. The club is small range, there's a main stage in front and a roped off vip section in the back with multiple tables and chairs for private dances, but it's not private at all. The club was dimly lit but not too dark.

 

I drank my beer and had a conversation with the dancer. She was latina, spoke english well and had a nice figure, she was very pretty. BUT...she didn't offer any dance or anything. Just a conversation...maybe because I was the only customer and she was the only dancer? maybe it would have been awkward.

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