Maybe I am too picky

Alright I haven't been clubbing that much since the pandemic. But I fell off the wagon, re-subscribed to TUSCL, and decided to club again some. And I decided to make my triumphant return at BTs this evening, based on the kinda-positive non-AI reviews I saw on this site.

So I have been there, and here is my take. First the basics, as I try to avoid the "not enough details" criticism: $0 cover in the daytime. I think that the definition of "daytime" is up to 7PM. I got there at 6PM and paid nothing to get in. No ID check. Light frisk at the door by a dude. Woulda been better if a girl was doing the frisking, but whatevs -- when entry is free you can't complain. Beers were $8 sitting at the bar, and water/non-alcoholic something similar. Didn't try liquor. FWIW I ordered a beer from a table and the waitress said it was $10 (and i ordered the exact same beer - Heineken). Maybe she was ripping me off but I wasn't going to start a debate over $2. To go to champagne room, it is $20 to get in (each time you go), and then whatever you negotiate with the girl. I was quoted $30/dance by a few different ones, and then extras were case-by-case -- each girl that I spoke with (three of them) indicated that they were on offer, though we didn't get to specific numbers. Club itself is quite nice in the interior, and the surrounding neighborhood is fine. I actually walked here from my hotel -- it was about 1.5 miles (not so much to avoid the $10 valet, but because i was going to be drinking), it was a beautiful summer day and i needed the exercise. Neighborhood is surprisingly nice/suburban for being within walking distance of a detroit strip club. I wouldn't necessarily walk around at 2am with a $100 bill taped to my forehead here, but at 5:30-6:00pm it felt completely safe.

Ok, so my issue with the place was the dancers. I don't think of myself as too picky -- I am not one of those idiots who goes around saying: "oh yeah, Sydney Sweeney? Horrible looking. Wouldn't fuck her with my stepdad's dick." I am not expecting perfection. I will say, though, that I am looking for a high end experience. That means reasonably slim, reasonably pretty, and ideally with nice, perky natural tits. I don't need every girl in the place to be like that, because I am not going to end up with every girl in the place. I just need enough of them there so that I can end up with one (and ideally sample a couple).