Reviews

this is going to be a weird review. my main focus is going to be my disappointment with some of the staff. Mainly the valet service and the parking lot management. if…

Slow Wednesday night. 3 girls working. I spent most of my time with Cherish. About a 6, pretty face and nice ass. Allowed 2 way touching in the private dances. Dances where $20. Got a lot…

This is my first review here! I’ve been to many clubs around the country. I live in Denver and I felt it was time to put in a review for SNL. Today’s visit was better than…

This place is way beyond dead if you can't already tell by the title. I visited Wednesday night and should of realized by the practically empty parking lot that there was no one here. There…

The place is in somewhat of a rough part of town make sure that you take a taxi or Uber. Not near you where you would want to walk around. There is those security outside…

was in the area to meet a pal and have dinner at the vesta pizza restaurant down the road. so with some time to go i decided to walk in here as i haven' been…

Stopped by after a late dinner... arrived around 8pm on a Wednesday... walked right in, no door man, no cover, metal detector beeped but no one flinched so i made my way straight to the…

Here is what you need to know: 1. Surrounding area outside the club in Paterson looks unsafe. Watch where you park your car. 2. The clientele looks like mostly locals with a straggler or two coming in…

I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors. The news was all good - much, much better than I expected. These guys…

This was first time coming to this club. Upon arrival there were like 5 or 6 cars in the parking lot. Wasn’t shocked as it was a Monday night. Walked up to the door and…

Went here with a friend of mine this past Sunday night...(yeah, I know Sunday...but, I had a buddy visiting from out of town so what am I gonna do?). The cover charge was $5 each. Sodas…

I got there about 6:30 and was all excited but no girls. The bar tender said they come when they feel like and for me to come back later so I did. About 8 it…

So I had uber to another club called Softails but when we pulled up the driver asked if I was sure I wanted to go there. He recommended Illusions, so away we went. On the way…

I arrived at the Men's Club a little after midnight. The club is off the street and up the hill. You can't see it from the street, took me 15-20 minutes to find it. The…

Went on A Thursday night and club looks the same. Main stage in the front and side area for lap dances and VIP rooms. There is a DJ playing music, so hopefully you…

I was in town for business and decided to drop in as not much else was going on this Wednesday night. The main door is one of the last doors on 15th Ave towards…

First time going to a bikini bar, wasn’t sure what to expect. A decent experience overall, but if there were other options I would go elsewhere. Pros: 1. Very reasonable drink prices. Got a premium beer for…

Stopped by the Cheetah West Palm Beach last Sunday afternoon to watch the dolphins lose and to see if there were any interesting ladies. The dolphins won and so did I! I got there just after…

Stopped by on a Weds night. Cover was $7. Walked in and there was one other customer and two girls. A Miller Lite was $5.75. Felt obligated to…

First visit to the "new" LeRouge (I'd visited the old Lido at several locations, and the new Lido at Scores). This location (W 45th Street at 11th Avenue) is nicer than any of the…

This is a composite review of several visits over the past six months, two in the early evening (as in 9-10PM) and one after midnight. Details of this club have been described previously.…

This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful. On…

Came in on Wednesday night. Hunts point. I don't think it's a bad area but crime statistics might disagree. Whatever I found parking. Today I was feeling like Willy Wonka up in this bitch, craving…

Fannies is off Fulton industrial on a side street next to another club named Club Babes. If you're visiting I wouldn't lollygag on Fulton industrial it's not the safest area. You walk through a door…

Went to Mons on a Saturday night as a break from my favorite club. I used to go to Mons a lot more. It was the first club I ever went to in Tampa. But…

A recent visit to Hong Kong Club was pretty typical, but there were a few things that came up. The club is the busiest and has the prettiest girls overall in Zona. The girls are…

Arrived late Wednesday evening in September. The club is located right on the main roadway so easy to get to. No cars in the parking lot when I arrived. As I was walking in I…

I have been to this strip club 3 times now. The entry charge is 10 euros which does not include anything. After you enter, you will notice that this strip club is quite differeent to…

This isn't my neck of the woods, but I thought it might be fun to hop over the river and check out Risque. Adding to the many prior physical descriptions of the place, there is…

I arrived about 4:30 pm on a Friday. Place was fairly crowded by lacking energy. I planned on visiting the Mpire a couple of doors down but it was “closed” for an “event.” Camelot had…

Have never been to an All Nude club and had some time to kill so I strolled Over at about 8 pm Parking: free and valet available Cover: 20$ to get in when I got there…

this is an amalgamation of two saturday visits to the cheetah. it has one of the better entry deals in town. at night, you can pay $12 cover. or, if you've been to a sporting event…

Club basics: Two bars, plus the outdoor patio, with a single stage which typically has girls on for three songs. Club is DARK when you walk in from a sunny day, so don’t trip…

It’s Saturday and as always I’ve got nothing else better to do. Drove to Tucson to check out 3 clubs.. Curves, Venom, and the Boat. The Boat was my last club and it…

This club had closed but it looked it reopened with a female manager. Parking lot is still open. Location is easily found with GPS. Just look for the lights of the club…

If I have ever visited this club on a Sunday, it's been so long I can't remember. That is my mistake. I got to the club a little after nine, and when I saw how…

Well after going to IR and seeing how it was only one side open and felt cramped, I decided to hit up Cheaters. I got there around 6pm so no cover. I got…

Don’t intend to be too negative here, as I am still trying to figure this club out, but my first visit to La Perla was not that exciting. Made a quick visit wednesday…

I know that some consisder this place a dump and i guess it kind of is, but Ive grown to like this place. Made a journey here on a Tuesday initialy for Bogarts but then here.…

Was in town for the weekend, decided to swing over to check it out while watching the Monday night football game. Club is off a side street of a pretty popular street, so not…

The title says it all, but not in a good way. First, this is a tiny club in a rural area. I wasn't expecting much, in fact, I was expecting the worst and somehow this…

Went in to see some dancers...at about 7 pm. Door staff and bartender and server all there...but no dancers. I sat down and got a beer...very nice looking server in a little skirt a and…

Made the trip on a recent Tuesday eveing, arriving around 8:00 PM. Music was extraordinary loud, like had to shout at the barmaid to order my beer. She explained one of the…

This club is in the middle of nowhere outside of Middleton. I was in town on business and it was the closest club to my hotel. Drink prices were very reasonable $5 for…

This is a combination review of two visits to Fantasies- both very similar. I went to Fantasies three weeks ago to give it a second chance after a less than impressive first visit that I've…

Last time when I went to Chicas I got dance from a stunning sexy latino. This time I decided to go back there. I went around 5 pm, club was full, looked like more of…

I went to Mystique about 11pm on a Thursday. There were about 10 girls standing around the bar. A lot of range maybe in looks (6-8's, though a large number were Russian. Most of them…

For a variety of reasons, I was out of the club circuit for several months, and wanted to come back to Flight Club to see if there were any changes due to the Detroit club…

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon during a business trip to Indy. Other reviews had sparked my interest, so decided to make the drive from downtown and see what it was all about. Just a few…

Haven't written a review in a while.. My good people the pep boys parking trick if Fucking over, I repeat over. I came outside after only being in the club for about an hour in the…

Cloakroom is the club I frequent most often and there are a number of reasons why. First off, I like the variety and diversity of the dancers better than the other clubs in the area.…

i made my regular day shift visit to Bogies on a Wednesday this particular week. I got there just before noon and found there was no cover until the girls hit the stage at…

Still the go to club in the area. Arrived about 8 and stayed to about 11. Didn't see a repeat girl on stage during that time, and they had four stages going from 9pm on.…

Went in about 930. Paid a 10 dollar cover and had a seat. There was maybe 5 or 6 girls working and a pretty wide range or looks. They would rotate between 2 songs on…

was in the area, so I decided to stop and check this place out after reading some of the reviews. If you have read them, it is true that this is not really a…

I arrived via car service around midnight and the lot was packed. The Herm is pretty easy to find right off the highway and it’s very busy on Saturday nights. There was a…

I travel through Dayton often so I have seen the steady decline in town, So the last two trips I drove down to Franklin to NY NY. The place is in an area that feels…

In town for business and got off a little early so took the chance to check out some clubs. I've heard jaguars can be a bit rough at night so I decided to give…

Went into Secrets on a Wednesday afternoon around 5:00. Walk in and there seemed to be a couple customers and dancers playing pool. I sit down at the bar and get a beer. The dancers…

I went here after a work function after 10pm, 10 minute walking distance from several hotels. There was no cover fee, and no bouncer, and I just walked right in. I noticed that…

I felt nervous leaving my car on the street, but there’s a police station down the block so I convinced myself that it would be okay. The club is an imposing building with a big…

Bizarre setup for those who have never been. Stage with seats in the middle but all dances are in barred off “VIP” sections you have to pay to enter (no dances otherwise). All dances are…

Had to drop off a friend at the airport on a sunday morning around 11, thought I'd make a quick detour to Woolpack as it's not too far from the airport. I set my expectations…

I stopped here on a Saturday night late. Plenty of parking that is right in front of the building but it’s on a road that early traveled so you feel very safe and hidden. Once…

Came in on a Tuesday night. I had nothing else to do so I thought I’d check out a new club. Drove in because on week night knew I would get good parking and I…

I started coming here recently once I found out the old manager from Blush is here now. He’s a cool guy that always makes you feel welcome and ever since he left blush that club’s…

Had the afternoon off went down Brookpark rd. Stopped at Amber's pulled in the parking lot lots of cars! Go to the door get buzzed in no cover during the…

So Saturday night I had the urge. It wasn't too late, maybe about 10:30. I figured I'd get in and out before the late night crowd shows up and the parking lot gets…

I had time to kill last Wednesday because the community was doing a trunk or treat thing and clogging up my street. It was best to avoid it the area till it was all over…

Thursday night 10pmish arrival aced a front parking spot. (good omen?) Don't expect it regularly as adjacent yet to be open El Toro Loco took 4 spots out of circulation with their faux garden…

I had always wanted check this club out to break up the routine of always hitting DD, BT or CT in the area. The club is somewhat hidden from the main road, despite being…

Club description: This has been covered in other reviews but the club is off a gravel road with an extremely run down parking lot that has huge puddles when it rains. The building is off…

First visit to PH in quite a while. I won't belabor describing the premises or the cost of dances- it's all been well documented by others in prior reports. Nothing has changed.…

So I’m starting to go to Desire a bit more regularly now and the more I go the more I am enjoying it. I still wouldn’t consider myself a “regular” because the dancers don’t…

I went there just after Midnight on a Saturday. Cover was $20. The bar was pretty full but there were seats/tables available. I did not see a waitress, and no one asked me about…

Got here around 4:00, no bouver or ID check. When you walk in bathrooms and VIP are to the right, bar straight ahead and stage to the left. This was my first time here and…

I got let out of work early due to ongoing snow in the area and figured with a couple of hours to kill, I'd stop in somewhere new and check things out. Fantasy's pretty small. Atmosphere…

First visit to Million Dollar in many years. Not much has changed though. You enter in the corner with the bar is to your right and the stage to your left. Lots of tables…

The silver cricket is a nice club. I arrived at 5 pm and there were about 8 girls working. The bar was short, about 8 seats small stage in the center with tip…

I stopped by Ricks after a fight with my old lady. I needed to get away somewhere and watch the Astros game. I’m normally an afternoon visitor to strip clubs, so this was relatively new…

I have not been here since the remodel that converted from to dance stages to one in the center of the club. Kind of like a theater in the round. Security at the check-in desk…

Players is a nice little club in the 'industrial' part of Hackensack. Good parking out front. Walk in and theres a big square bar to the right. Kitchen to the left. Pretty sure the (very…

It is proof that if you live long enough, you eventually see everything :). First thing I noticed when I stopped into BU for what I thought was going to be a…

The electric blue used to be legendary. It still may be, however this was not reflected on the day that I visited, which was a Sunday evening. First of all I noticed a few new things…

"Hello?” I asked, hoping to find someone, anyone, still alive … Having seen only a smattering of cars in the lot at a few minutes after 7 on a Sunday evening, I’d known the place would…

Follow up to my review last week. Went back to the club on Friday night around 10pm. Not as crowded as I expected for a Friday night. Scott remembered me from the…

Went to check out Hiliter to see how the talent was since Butterfly flew away. I was lucky to find a table between the bar and the dance stage and able to get a…

kinda getting back into the strip club scene...my 2nd trip to a club in the last 6 months lol. go to the sahara theater in the day just before 1 and got in free... nice little…

I’ve been to this club many times. The club has a $15 cover and 1 drink minimum (non-alcoholic) beverages. I wouldn’t recommend coming here anytime before 9. The club opens at 7 and runs til…

Went to the casino in Charles Town, had some luck, so I thought I would go spend my money here. It took about 25 minutes to get there from the casino, lots of winding…

I had come once with some buddies for a birthday party one saturday and ended up texting their number for a discount on the cover fee. Been bombarded with their free cover ever since so…

I went to Follies and was not impressed..... The smoke and the smell of weed was horrible, I did not enjoy the dances as much even-though milage is amazing, specially for $10. Maybe I was…

Went back to the Lei for another visit and had a completely different experience than the last time. I went in with some high expectations given it's always been fairly reliable. Not great…

First, there is a new pricing structure. It costs you $5 to the house to go into the LD booth, then $20 per dance. If you take a second girl you have to pay the…

Arrived around 5. There were a few dancers working. Two under 25. A blonde and a tall Latina girl. Both were nice but the dances were extremely tame. I also meet 2 other older…

Had heard that this club was maybe the only one worth visiting on a recent drive, so looked it up and was only 15 minutes off I70. Seemed decent size from the outside, but with…

Visited CLUB BOOM BOOM evening on Monday night, about 8 PM. Very disappointed! Nice looking club. Clean & updated décor. Is was my 2nd visit here. The other time was in…

Was at Playhouse Lounge a couple weeks back. I was going to combine this visit with another planned visit into one review, but life got in the way and the other visit has yet…

Was in the Youngstown area for business with some coworkers and decided to see what the local talent looked like. The best part of the night was that the drinks were relatively cheap. For what…

Ive come to realize at the Inn Thursday are the new Friday's. Paid the cover charge got patted down and proceeded in. Was packed but found a seat in the back. Got approach by a…