Reviews

I can’t remember the last time I hit this club or what made me choose to go there on this night but I’m sure I won’t be going again. It has a big, well-lit parking…

I went in on a weekday afternoon looking for one of my favorites N***a. She is an older curvy white woman who is extremely sweet and personable. She gives a great dance that leaves you…

I found myself in San Diego for business. I finished up before lunch on Wednesday and was not expecting to be done till Thursday. So I decided to take the plunge and head…

First, some data. The parking, building and experience at Penthouse Club felt safe and always has been for me. I've only been charged the Daytime cover once in more than a dozen visits. The almost free lunches at…

I made a very short visit to Centerfolds on Saturday afternoon at 3:30 that I’m not sure is review worthy but there are a few things I think someone who has never visited before may…

Looks like Paterson Police are starting to crack down on things in this area. I saw someone posted about Moonlight being raided. Looks like the same happened to Cabaret this weekend. I know this isn't…

Have been going to Ecstasy for 15+ years and seen it change from a "no touch" strip club to one where you can get lucky depending on the girl. Some are very friendly…

This is a shorter, not detailed enough review compared to last time. This is the first time I’d done a Wednesday night visit. The cover on this “normal” weeknight was $10,…

Disclaimer: this was my first time to a SC. I went alone and I'm not much of a drinker so I called ahead and they let me waive the cover for driving myself. I didn't…

This review is based on several visits on different nights, mostly between 8pm and midnight. Big club with large free parking lot. Cover is about $15 in evening which can be discounted with text in(which…

This is not a review, it's an update on Cabaret Go-Go bar, which got raided by the Paterson police again for prostitution! Paterson police again raided a go-go bar cited earlier this year for prostitution, as…

afternoon is the time to go to the HL night shift draws a different crowd but still can be fun no cover in the day time vibe is gone from days gone by as is most of the…

I had read many reviews of this place as was expecting very little as I decided to make my first visit. I made a decision after getting pissed at my girlfriend, that I…

Rare bad day at Club Desire sent me to Fantasies to partake in 2/$30 Sundays. As usual the parking lot seemed like there might be a small crowd inside, but there wasn't. The…

I decided to make the trek to the Red Raven last Wednesday. It is a 50 minute trip from the Wilmington area. I arrived around 1:45 or so. Having seen the schedule…

Bourbon Street Circus (BSC) is located not far from downtown Phoenix and is within 5 miles of about eight or nine other strip clubs on the east side. Typically I'd see around ten or twelve…

After having to leave Club 390 (see my previous review), I needed somewhere else to go and wanting to try somewhere new, I let geography dictate my next stop at Jimmy's Gentlemen's Club. I waltzed in…

Wow. Used to come here somewhat regularly. I had not been around in a while, and can’t say I’m happy with where the 19th is at of late. Floor remains the same...dance…

Went to Paradise on a Sunday afternoon for a short (1 hr) visit. It is a small club in a small shopping center in a mostly industrial area which is most of COI. The…

I went to Baby Dolls after work on a Tuesday around 6pm. The girls at the door are pretty disinterested, but no biggie. Gave them $5 and headed in. Huge club, tons of tables/chairs in…

Always an Interesting Afternoon with new faces. I went to Rio last Saturday. The club is trying to get more dancers on Saturday. There are always a few new faces. I met Kylie a BBW…

Now I haven't been to this place in ages. My previous impression was never anything spectacular but since I had business in the area I thought I'd give her a try again. First, you have…

I was on my way back home and decided to stop and stay the night in CR. Didn't feel like driving the extra 4 hours and wanted to see if this club is still…

Stopped in to Cheerleaders after working late. Not really happy hour but before the evening crowed came in. After getting the valet taken care of, went inside and was pleasantly surprised that they…

Came here on a Thursday night with some coworkers, one of whom must visit this place every day. Both cover and coat check were waived as the few of us were escorted inside . While…

Happened to be in the area on a Thursday and stopped by at the club in the evening and was pleasantly surprised that the place exceeded my expectations. Entry was $20 and parking was a breeze (thanks…

Arrived around 2:30 and the parking lot was packed which is not uncommon for Scores. As mentioned before, they scan your License although they claim it is cleared from their system the next day.…

I was recommended this place a while ago by a friend. Some time passed before I finally went (friend recommended couple years ago, only was in the area a few months ago). I'm not sure…

Only reason I voted so low is because when I went, there was no one there. Weird vibe. I’ve heard this place has a decent day shift. I rolled in at about 6pm on a Sunday.…

North Hills, here we go! I am a BIG fan of SynnCOI. But the drive down there of an LA guy is a bit much sometimes. So I decided to check out SynnNH to see if…

After leaving The Church (https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=365135 ) I went back to my hotel and changed my jeans into shorts. I grabbed a six pack I’d bought earlier from the fridge. Bucks Wild was across the street…

Was brought here with a couple buddies because I’m getting married (again, like an idiot) soon. I’ve been several times before, and came a few times when it was still The Rouge (I miss…

I arrived at the club on Friday noon and the place was surprisingly not busy. I wanted to leave before the suffocating crowed starts arriving at the evening so I decided to make it the…

This place finally reopened. This will be a review of two nights being Thursday and Friday. Thursday was what they called friends and family night. Free passes were given to those people and a $20…

I was there on a Saturday night few weeks back. When I arrived there at around 10 p.m., the place was full and all seats were taken. As mentioned in previous posts, there was only…

This was the first time visiting Club Coyote. It was a Saturday night around 1:30am, and there were about 9-10 dancers working tonight. The club is located right outside of Crawfordsville, behind a McDonalds…

First off I haven’t been to a club in like 15 years so this was new to me. I had some money and time so I went down. I was worried that I…

First off I haven’t been to a club in like 15 years so this was new to me. I had some money and time so I went down. I was worried that I…

What. The. F@#$. Was out late and drove by seeing a number of cars in front, said Ok I'll bite. I'll make this short and sweet, if it doesn't get published, tough. PSA: STAY AWAY. Review should be…

I tried to come here three separate times, cause I was tired of my other Philly go-tos and wanted to see what was up. Man, was it disappointing. The club is way out by itself…

Stopped off on the way back from the Springfield Town Center to see a couple of the ladies whose company I had previously enjoyed. Parking, as always at this time of day, was both…

Great but expensive place. The girls are from all over (including Americans) and range from 6.5s to 9.5s. Very solid. The hottest ones aren't often available - they hang onto the regulars, I…

I returned to Houston a couple months after my first visit to The Church. I reviewed the layout and prices in detail last time (https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=362572) and those facts are unchanged. This trip, I got…

Don't know what happened here I was here a few weeks ago with another tuscler at the same time on Friday evening at about 5PM it wasn't bad, this Friday afternoon there was less than…

Up in L.A. for an event in the afternoon. Headed East for a dabble at COI Spearmint Rhino early evening festivities. I wish there were a better choice for the early hours, most proper LA…

I started coming here again now that nba started again. I only seen 1 manager here I recognize. Pretty much a whole new staff. I been seeing changes for the better, I like this new…

I visited Ye Olde Axe last Tuesday afternoon at about 3pm. There was nobody on the door, so I avoided the £5 entrance fee. Inside, the place was almost deserted. There were four dancers and…

After visiting synn and had a terrible night, i went ahead and visited rhino which is right next door. I haven’t been in this club for almost a year so i didn’t really know…

Based on the reviews I had been looking forward to visiting Wacko’s for quite a while and yesterday the day had finally come. I arrived at 1:00 PM on Saturday. The parking lot…

Oasis is just barely located in the city of Doraville, and continues to struggle to stay open because of the S.O.B. (sexually oriented business) ordinance brought on by the city. self parking is free in a…

Not my first visit. But it had been several months since the last trip. Curious if things were the same or different. Cover was $10 plus tip. Went into the…

Stopped in here last week in the middle of the week ( it was either wed or thurs.)... like 2 in the afternoon... there was no cover but i do remember in the past them…

We went on a Saturday night. I've also been on Thanksgiving Thursday here before. It's a consistent experience. You pay $10 cover unless there's a special event. They don't do any dances in the main…

So this review is from their Platinum Pole contest night which makes it a bit different than your ordinary evening at CL. Security was on duty outside the club - keeping an eye on…

Ran in on a Saturday night, a bunch a kids followed me through South Philadelphia. I've been training for this day for the longest (like I don't 4 o'clock or so) Fuck it get lets…

If that's your thing then yeah you should probably hit this place up. Came in on a rainy Saturday night. There's good parking just go to the adjacent lot across the street. The club is…

For those unfamiliar, bar setup is a large U-shape (circular part is facing you as you enter). Where you sit has an impact on your experience there as to the left near the bathroom and…

Came in on a Saturday night. Right off 95. Plenty of parking. Area is nice. Cover was $20. Both door girls I thought were the hottest girls in the place. Metal detector right after. Walk…

I had read elsewhere that Rio was shuffling and making changes. Just so happened that I had a chance to stay nearby while in town and slipped in for the early evening. First off, seems…

Was in town and bored so thought I would visit PW, had not been in a couple of months, arrived about 9:30 pm and place was fairly packed had just ordered a beer when I…

Back in LA after a long time and was looking forward to another visit to Fantasy Island. Recently went by a few times and it seems like after several different owners, management, etc, Fantasy…

For those of you who have not been to the 19th hole - here's a quick overview: * More like a neighborhood bar than a night club - no smoking (county ordinance) * Oval shaped bar with…

Happened to be in the area on a early Tuesday evening, believe they open around 4 or 5. Arrived around 6, only down fall about this place is parking is rite in front of…

I recently spent a weekend in Berkeley Springs WV and wanted to check out one of the Eastern Panhandle clubs. I didn’t really want to risk driving back from Martinsburg on twisty Route 9,…

I've been the the Grandview three times now and it is without a doubt my favorite strip club. It's a little ways from civilization, but well worth the trip. Ample parking is available, and Uber…

Great pricing and beautiful dancers. Can't beat $5 dances. I went on a weekday around 12:30 pm. Very lowkey and laid back compared to the cluby nightshift. Walked in and sat at a booth…

Decided to hit this place up on my way to Detroit the next day while staying overnight in Sarnia. The club is on the south end of Front St overlooking the St Clair river…

I hadn't been to Treasures in a few years and thought i would go back. I was only there maybe 30 mins and was disappointed. I got in free because i was there before 10pm.…

There have been a lot of reviews, so I'll keep the basics limited. The PH is on Rte. 130 on the SB side of the road. Plenty of parking is available. It's…

Another recent Friday night stop at 390. The club is medium sized with plenty of seating. Most seats are bench type where it’s easy to have a dancer or two join you.…

Small club one stage, bar with about 8 seats, seats around stage, 10-12 tables with chairs and bench seating all the way around walls. 2 VIP areas and a couple CR areas. No…

Stopped in here last weekend while visiting from out of town. Was just looking to kill a few hours before a meeting. I was surprised by the location as its pretty much smack…

I came here last Tuesday at about 5:30 pm. I was only there for about 45 minutes to kill some time before an appointment. On the promotions section of their website, they advertise…

This was my second venture to Bare Assets. Last time was a Saturday afternoon and this time Wednesday. The vibe was a little better during the week. About 10 to 20 customers, which in this…

I haven't been to wiseguys I'm a few years so I decided to try them after I had been to dollies and they had nothing going on. Walked in sat at the bar and ordered just…

Stopped in on a Saturday night around 8pm. They open at 7pm. Paid the 5 dollar cover and grabbed a seat at the bar. Ordered a budlight for 3.25. I was one of about 10…

I found myself in Dallas with a free night, nothing to do, and money to spend. I contacted a fellow member who recommended the Lodge based on recent experiences there. I took an Uber from my…

Teaser's was fun - better than I expected after hearing generally mediocre things about the clubs in the Triangle area. Around 20 women dancing on a Saturday night, and not a lot of customers…

I know, lots of clubs say they are a no-touch club, but KOD really means it. Once I set my expectations to the proper level and tried to ignore how lap dances were being watched…

This was my second visit to Crazy Horse. There we 4 girls working and all were sevens or eights. There were only 4 or 5 other customers. One of the girls I…

The 103d Street Gentlemen’s Club is on the far western outskirts of Jacksonville on, you guessed it, 103d Street. I understand it used to be called The Blue Angel, and before that, Magoos.…

Stopped in the G Spot for a visit to see how things were shaping up. Have been there a couple times in the past and was very impressed with the way Geisla has cleaned things…

I wasn't excited to spend time in Chicago recently due to reasons not worth getting into here, but I was able to make five club visits when there. 1. Gold Room, Thursday night 2. Scores, Thursday…

While on the west side of Indy, near the airport. The place is clean, clean open lot, Dancers is a good place to stop in. Cover is minimal and they give a ticket…

I’ve been to American Bush several times, but this was the first time in 3 or 4 years. It hasn’t changed, and that’s a good thing. It’s a small club, with one stage which has…

Went to the club with my friends. Club is near airport area and the surrounding looked shady. As soon as we parked a guy from club came and asked for $5 and took our keys.…

It's been a few years since I've been to AJ's. It is in a corner section of Secacus, near the turnpike. The place has a 1 large stage about 50 feet by 12…

Went there a week ago right after my disappointing visit to Club Erotica. Entry was 10, when I entered I saw 1 customer talking to 1 of the dancer and no one on the stage.…

My previous visits to this clubs have been either hits or misses. I had some time on a Thursday afternoon and was in the mood of trying my luck, so went ahead and visited this…

It was a rainy day and decided to stop on my way home from work (around 4pm). Came in at the same time as another patron, he was waived in, the bouncer asked for my…

This place has been my go-to in Phoenix area for a while. It's conveniently located right off of I-10 and US60. The girls tend to be younger, hot and skinny. They still do very good…

I didn't think it would be possible to actually have too little hustle in a club but this night did. Bonkers is a pole shed in a small town with a townie bar feel, cheap…

So I was at Wilmington University on Friday, decided to stop in at Haks. Been a minute since I was here. Typical bar set up, dingy, ok area. I pull in there small lot…

This place is a bit hard to find and is located in a somewhat awkward locale right off of the highway. Parking is on the street and I would imagine it’s not great at night…

Desire is my favorite club but when my favorite girl is away, I take in one of the other clubs. This Tuesday I had business that brought me near Providence so I decided to take…

I've been in the Lansing area for years but never ventured into Centerfolds which I believe used to be called Cheetahs. At any rate I pulled into the parking lot which should have been resurfaced…

DV8 has always been one of my favorite places because I know there will always be at least one or two girls there that are to my liking and lap dances are generally good. On…

First visit here for me. I really enjoyed it. 12 to get in, around 10 dancers. The crowd was light so the dancers were very social with everyone. BYOB so soft drinks were 2.50. …

This is a good club, if small. The setup is basically there is a stage with a pole and some seats and a pool table and a bar... it’s not the cleanest nor flashiest…

I've been to this place a number of times. Honestly, these are the most attractive dancers in Denver and probably all of Colorado. This place definately has a type and that type is…