Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Kittens is always a pleasure

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flod
Sep 8, 2025, 11:54 PM
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Visited: Friday Morning

The club itself is easy enough to find. Parking lot was pretty much empty, just a few cars but then again, it was close to their opening time. Inside, it was clean—no sticky floors or strange smells. The lighting was dark throughout. Music was a bit on the louder side, making it hard to have a conversation but good for drowning out other sounds. Bathrooms are off to the left and are clean.

 

As for the crowd, both the staff and dancers were friendly, with a chill energy that made it easy to relax. Since I got there close to opening, nothing much was really going on. I'm not sure how many girls were working as I was there to see a regular whom the staff got for me after I asked them for her. She was just as welcoming and playful as ever. I saw a couple other people show up as we chatted but it's hard to pay attention to that when you have a lovely lady sitting on your lap talking. After a small bit of catching up we headed off for a VIP dance.

 

Prices were clear and upfront, with no surprise charges at the end of the night. There was a $5 cover charge to get in, and a single drink set me back $10, making it $15 total. I decided to spend $800 for a very intimate 30-minute VIP session. A bit on the pricey side but when she climbs on top and rides you like a horse with something to prove, or is bent over and begging you to plow her field, it's hard to complain.

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