Reviews

I checked out Adelitas on a Monday night about 11 pm in early December. There were at least 40 girls, and the atmosphere was pretty good for a Monday night I thought. The…

Visited recently on a weekend night. I think entry was $10. A number of very attractive dancers - white, black, and Latina (didn't recall seeing any Asian women). Bought a number of LD's on the…

This was about the 6th club i danced at. Stayed there for about a month. After which i left for a few reasons. One of which being that i was from the other state over…

The Good: BYOB, plentiful dancers, great two-way dances The Bad: Lots of 5s-7s, VIP is required, three stages a bit much Went in on a Monday on my way home from work and arrived around 7PM.…

Arrived before four and tried to avoid the numerous pot holes in the parking lot. Watch out there are some deep ones especially the one near the side street exit/entrance. Entered to a smoke…

This was my 2nd trip to wise guys this week. I seen Talia my first day and boy or boyyyyy was she a lot of fun. She met all my needs. We chatted at the…

Showed up to the Rhino with some buddies. It was an interesting crowd as the rodeo was in town. Really cool people, just not used to seeing so many people in cowboy gear.…

I am a semi regular at desire recently I did a Vegas conference and went to palomino club. I had a vanilla time there due to my concerns about being on the road an out…

Was headed home from a holiday party Saturday 12/21, and decided to stop pass ST since I was in the neighborhood. Walked in and cover was $30. Went through the second door entering the club…

I made a return visit to the Men’s Club right before Christmas and found the quality of the women and the dances improved. If you are going to visit the club in the afternoon, I…

Ok so this was my first time going to a place like this. I've heard things but never experienced them. I wanted a little extra that some strip clubs offer but didn't want to break…

It was the day after Christmas and surprisingly they had a porn star feature. Cover was $20 and no additional charge to access the lap dance area (aka VIP bracelet) since it was a…

I was in the keys and decided to make a early evening visit to this club. I had been here years ago but my memory of that trip was kind of fuzzy so I needed…

I went to this club on a Saturday night because it was the nearest to my hotel. The layout was fairly simple. after you enter, there is a square bar next to the…

Well, I just accidentally submitted an unfinished review of Players Club, this is the full review. Sorry about that fellas. I returned to Players Club tonight for the first time since July of this year. What…

And then there is Hi-Liter. Parking seems safe. 3 Cameras I could see, but tight lot for parking. No parking attendant, no valet. One step through a red door frame, is a woman in a…

I was picking up a buddy from the airport and wanted to hit up a club after. I left a little early to do some recon on LS first before he arrived. I was quickly…

Don’t remember what day it was I stumbled in, but it was after work to meet a buddy for drinks, his choice of place. Walked in and it looked half bar and half club,…

Arrived at 8:30 and like I reported before, the entrance is much improved... still steep but no potholes. $5 to get in and $2 for a coke. You get a cold can but they offer ice. No…

It's sad to see how far this place has fallenin such a short time. The after effects of being raided are in full effect. The private dance room has new, shorter, curtains installed. Security now…

It was early evening, probably around 5:30, and I had a little time to kill. Figured I would stop in to check the place out. No cover at the door, which was nice. The place…

Far from the Vegas strip club experience... I noticed most of the cars parked behind the building but chose to park mine in an unpaved area next to the street by the front door. A…

Long overdue review. Was in Miami with friends and we visited quite a few establishments. Deans Gold was by far the best experience. $15 cover for a Saturday night- we arrived around 11pm. There were…

Mexican porn star Marian Franco recently visited Tijuana so I had to go see her exotic show. Some of my friends and I got there at around ten pm but the show did not start…

Stopped in the Friday before XMas. Turns out they were having a Xmas party with a free buffet which was outstanding. Took Uber and got there before 7 so no cover or valet fee. This…

I went on a Friday night. Cover was $5, bottled water was $3. There were some girls there ranging from 5 to 8. Many of the girls are Cubans. There are a few girls that…

Took the ride down to Foxy Lady on a Saturday night. Growing up in the area had always heard about this one but never actually been so figured it was worth a shot. Won’t go…

This was my second visit, the last one being two and half years ago (I’m not on the west coast very often). Visited on a Friday from 8:45-11:15. Parking was free in the…

I love this place, but had not been in the area for a few years. Since I had fond memories and was in the area for business, I figured it was time to stop by. Paid…

I have to say that this place has gotten a bit better recently. There appear to be more girls rated 7 and up working. Most are white with a few latinas. There…

I had some time yesterday so I decided to stop in this place hadn't been here in at least a year, got there and ordered a Corona afternoon so they are 2-4-1 at $7.00 per…

I don’t get to the west coast often, and one of the clubs I most wanted to check out was King Henry VIII because the reviews were positive and, well, I love black women.…

Very good! Right off I-70 behind truck stop. Western themed bar which is a little dated (1970's) but clean and maintained. I stop by once or twice a year when in the area. $10 cover and…

This was a weird one for sure. I had heard good things from one of the boys about this place so I decided to check it out on a Friday. Pretty hard to get to location,…

I’m a fan of Landing Strip because it’s cost-effective and when it’s good, it’s pretty good. After going here for years I’m now realizing that this club takes a dive after Halloween and doesn’t really…

I like Crazy Horse - a lot! I always visit when I get to SF, and I'm rarely disappointed. It's a bit of a dive so be warned. It's not glamorous, and…

I am almost at my goal of visiting all strip clubs in the Seattle area after visiting this place. I was in the area after watching the Star Wars premiere and had to get the…

Visited on a Friday evening in November. The place was packed as usual. I toured the upstairs, the back area behind the main stage as well as all of the side stages to check out…

A dancer friend had recently started dancing at Sunrise. I stopped in to check this club out. The club is located near St Joseph’s hospital, and the area can be a bit sketchy late in…

I visited here on a Thursday night arriving about 10.30pm and stayed until about 1am. Cover was $10 (i think) on top of $5 that I had to pay for parking my car in their…

My first time at the CH, and my first day shift. Just seeing what I see. Not hard to find, but then again I couldn’t get there without the gps and couldn’t see it from the…

Had a fun Friday afternoon around the holidays at Pandora's. Was there between about 1 and 3:30 PM; there were only about 5-6 dancers there at first, but it filled up a bit as…

Was driving by the area randomly on a Friday morning, so decided to check out the Nibblers and Nipples, which is the Friday morning session, similar to AJ's Hitching Post up in Paterson, NJ.…

Getting back into the swing of things after a long hiatus. I stopped by this place earlier this week. Was originally planning to head to clancys, but the traffic on the parkway was ridiculous so…

TL;DR? Sketchy club. Only plays rap music. Overzealous security. Not worth the cover or being stalked by security. You enter through the back door. The security is several black men and one token skinny white…

This was my first time at a Denver strip club. I was in town for work, bored on a Tuesday night so I thought I’d stop in around 9. Location is easy to…

Was in town and wanted to blow off some steam. Club parking was adequate and club was in a secure neighborhood with apartments, retail and other commercial. Went in mid afternoon. Cover…

This is based specifically on a visit on a recent weeknight, but more generally on several visits over the past period. The place doesn't really seem to have changed; some nights are really crowded, and…

I stopped by the Oasis last Friday afternoon. They seem to updating the look of the club with new carpet, paint, and other slight modifications. The bar (large bar around two stages in…

I went there on a Saturday afternoon and I was one of only a few patrons there. As you come in the bar area is to your right, and a few guys were drinking…

This place is located on a busy street in Paterson near several other clubs. You walk into a large rectangular bar with seating all around. There only a few customers already there and they looked…

I live on the east coast, and though I don’t get to California often, I had been to this club twice in the last few years. This time I visited the night after Christmas,…

Stopped into EB about 10pm. Easy highway access and parking. My second visit. Paid $10 cover. Place reminds me of someone’s basement. Ordered beer at bar on the left. While waiting, a woman sits on…

Ok it's been 3 weeks since this visit. I think the generally poor experience kind of left me unmotivated to write. Day shift is hit or miss for me.. Since their may be new readers…

Living 2,500 miles away, I don’t get to West Coast clubs much. I was at Synn once before a couple of years ago and was not super-impressed, but it was the evening of Easter…

I've been a fan of the "underground" lapdance scene in NYC for years. It's so much better than standard clubs - the women are more real, there's less hustle, and more mileage on average.…

Made another trip out here and really wish I was closer but I’m sure my wallet is happier being a bit farther away. Great time to be here as early afternoon and are usually…

We were in town for my boy's birthday. We were smoking and came to chill here. Our first time and as I was checking girls out, one of them asked for a dance. I asked…

Utterly useless. Security with a counter and bouncer with a metal detector by the door...lovely, THAT’s the vibe here. Inside: about as many dancers as patrons. 70/30 white girls. WOC sporting a bit too much…

I visited the Fifth Alarm twice over the past week. Once during the day, and once at night. Mostly for the fond memories of this club, which I started visiting in the mid-1980s.…

Went back to Treasure Club on Thursday night. 2 for 40 dances get you a t-shirt and good private lap dances. It wasn't busy so the dancers gave us plenty of attention. They serve alcohol…

I walked in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. There was a very weird vibe in the club; very uncomfortable - for a reason I still cannot put my finger upon. I walked in through…

A friend of mine recommended I check out Atlantis given there is not much action at Chicago clubs. I paid for the valet ($15) and got discounted cover ($10). Very large club with many areas…

Been here a bunch of times. It was a couple days before Christmas but the lineup was ok considering. It's the only GC I go to when visiting Dallas. I prefer the day shift for…

The Lodge is a hit or miss type of place to me. If you find the right woman at the right time then you can have a great time. It seems to me…

Visited Wise Guys, first time in over a year or two. The décor has changed, they cleared out most of the tables, but the stage, and the bar remains in the same place. The…

Cloak Room (CR) is a really upscale club right in the heart of DC - within 5 min walk of Convention Center so very accessible for visitors. Neighborhood is 'totally' safe. Entrance, at…

Went back to tootsie's at midnight mainly because I was bored on my vacation in Miami. The ticket guy said I should get the upper floor access because 'everybody is up there, just sayin'. I…

Ok so hit this place up around 8pm on a Tuesday. I have never been to a club solo before. My nervousness was gone as soon as I walk in the door. 20$cover. They have…

It's been several months since I visited this club and even longer since I last posted a review. I visited Saturday night before Christmas. It was a holiday weekend so I didn't know…

Started off at Tootsies. Stayed from 130-3pm and could only find one dancer I wanted to bang. The rest were the rejects from Havana. Drove to. Hallandale Beach Boulevard and pulled in. Tipped one dollar…

Returned to Players Club on a Saturday in early December. On this visit the very popular Rosie was dancing, i dont know how often she returns but she is very popular and attractive. She is a blonde,…

Spent Christmas day seeing a movie and eating Chinese food, the most sacred tradition of my people. Since I was on the east side of town, I decided to check out Christies; this used…

Hadn't been to Hip Hugger for a couple of years because they were one of the last holdouts on allowing smoking, but I'd heard recently that they had changed that policy, so I decided to…

They Remodeled! There is now one square stage in the middle of the room with chairs on 2 sides. The stage is now eye level which has WAY better views. The stage has 1 pole…

This place recently reopened under new management. It looks like things are looking up here. The building is in the shadow of I-76 in Akron. There is a lot of construction in the…

I had an early flight out from FLL the next day, so I made an earlier visit then usual to my Tuesday night hangout at the Rhino. Interestingly, no charge for parking, as no…

A friend of mine goes to BB often. I join him from time to time. This place is sort of a neighborhood bar with bikini dancers. The dancers are very friendly and will usually flash…

Well havent been clubbing as regularly as I used to, but this winter I'll be visiting a few of my all favs. First was VIPs. I used to visit this place a lot on…

Was here on a Monday and I had to get some dental work and TJ is actually a great place for heavy work - about 15-20% of the cost of US if that much. I…

Wow, this is my Review #100. And what better than DD’s? Well maybe. In what may be a rare occurrence in Diamond Dolls circa 2019, my encounters one Monday in mid-December were with not…

Wondered in around 9PM. Scanned ID and a quick pat down. Guys at the door were friendly and apologetic or scan and pat down said it is policy. $7.00 cover. Allowed to select my own table.…

stopped in here the week b4 last...first time ive ever been in here under the name bucks caberet or any other... i stopped in on a thursday night at 645... not sure what time they…

I was in that neck of the woods for work the week before Christmas. This is a BYOB club. So means bring in your own liquor and they will supply you with mixers for a…

Was back in DC for a work trip and since I really enjoyed my last visit I decided to give MPire another shot. It was a Wednesday night around 10pm and this time it…

This was a mistake. I was traveling and decided to stop by the closest club to where I was visiting. This place is a complete waste of time. Granted, it was a…

Clancy's remains a great value with reasonably priced drinks, I paid $5 for a stella. Dive bar atmosphere and very low intensity dollar parade. Good variety of attractive Brazilians with excellent mileage in…

I had some money in my pocket, and planned on doing come clubbing on my drive back home. Up in the Palm Beach area I’d sort of had it in my mind to see what…

I came to City lights for the second time, my first experience wasn't too good but I figured Id give it another try. The cover is $20 (I got there a little after 9 on a…

Went during their holiday party. I was charged $20 for cover. Not as packed as I thought in the beginning. There were places to sit and some people stood around. The wait staff were walking…

It's been eighteen months since my last visit to Dallas. It seems that work has had me traveling all over the country, except for Dallas. Being away from a city for that long, you certainly…

I stop by the Boxx Office every couple of months as I travel the interstate between Minneapolis and Madison. One time here, the next time at Bristol. Generally I prefer Bristol but this…

Stopped by the Oasis recently when I was in the area for work. Not much changed as far as club layout. Large rectangular bar with two stages in the middle. Drinks are…

Yep pasties. But attractive girls, $5 entry and $25 LD? Decent. Girls are 7-9, depending on what you like. Onstage dancing has impressive bar work. Like, damn that takes some agility and coordination! Tip the…

Stopped by late Saturday night got there around midnight. Katie Morgan was performing, looks like she was doing a performance about every 2 hours. I wasn't there for Katie, but to visit my ATF. Heard that…

There were 20 dancers (some 8's, mostly 7's, very few 6's with a 30/70 colored to non-colored ratio) and about 45 customers when I arrived. Shortly after receiving my beer I was approached by L…

Despite living in the DMV for years haven’t frequented strip clubs in DC before because they get such universally mediocre reviews. No doubt, compared on some absolute scale with clubs in ATL or FL these…

The thing about Follies is the days are so much better than the nights. It's a fun experience, but I really wished they had the same variety of dancers at night like during than the…

Showed up in the morning because I remember before that the women here were very willing and helpful in the morning. Entry costs 10 dollars here and you also have to pay for a drink…

So did a trip to Divas and it looked kind of bleak but then after drinking a beer and sitting for a bit, a gal named B**** came to talk. We had a very nice…