Saturday Boat Trip

I found myself in Tucson with some unexpected time before a flight on a Saturday, so what else is a old horn-dawg to do but hit TUSCL and find the best bet not too far from the airport? "The Boat" looked like it was probably my type of place, so I headed on over. I parked in back, probably in a VIP spot, as I noticed the signs when I came back out, but nobody said anything.

First thing I noticed upon going inside from the bright sun outside is how dark it was-all I could see for about 5 minutes were those big red columns by the main stage. After the eyes get adjusted, visibility is not too bad. There are some dark corners that some girls may sit in and go unnoticed if you don't stroll around and get the lay of the land. The bar is on the right hand side of the club, the bartender was cute, friendly, and wearing a bikini. She could have easily been a dancer. Drinks were typical strip-club prices. I think an Ultra and a Red Bull for a lady wiped out a Jackson.

I hung out at the bar for a bit until a cute latina came by and talked me into a dance. We haggled a little on the donation and headed back to the lap dance room, which is to the left after you come down the stairs at the entrance. Inside there are a few booths and some dividers, not really private or enclosed, but makes it kind of secluded. It didn't take long for the lady to make her intentions known, and her intentions were to be handsy..... very handsy, if you know what I mean. It had been a long hard week, and there was a lot of built up tension that she expertly relieved very quickly. About 12-15 minutes and a couple of Benjamins later I was sitting along the back wall relaxed and sipping another Ultra and sliding a few singles under G-strings.