Reviews

As you can tell from the numbers, I was not overly impressed. There used to be some really nice looking girls here, but they were none on this day. no one was on stage and…

This is a club i have frequented and reviewed a few times. 1st post-COVID visit. This is a daytime club only. It really is a car wash. No day cover. Laid back place to drink in…

Went on a Friday at 3pm. When you walk in there is an empty lobby (always a good sign for those who don’t know the FS massage parlor scene) with multiple cameras. For…

I try to stop here any time I'm in the area. The building is pretty run down & the girls vary greatly(2 up to 8.5) but if you find one that strikes your fancy you…

After growing tired of some of the tame clubs I'd visited recently, I was craving some less restrictive fun. I didn't feel like a 4 hour drive to the Washington Park, E. St. Louis…

Crossed the border Saturday (6/26). Went through the Mexican side, Visa in hand, but nobody looked at me or it. This time I was dragging a big travel bag, because I had been on the…

After a very short and disappointing visit to BT's, I decided to check out the Criket again. No valet at SC, which is always nice. As I entered the fenced-off parking lot at about 3:20…

A friend of mine texted me around 8pm last night and said he wanted to check out the Smiles reopening. This is one of the local Hudson Valley clubs that has been closed for almost…

I stumbled into SR after a night out, this was the first time I've visited. There was a $15 cover but there was no problem getting in on a weekend night. Had to face dancers…

Hadn't been down to Somanauk for some time and decided to pay the club a visit. There were five dancers working when I got there around 8:30, and they kept trickling in. I'm fairly sure…

Visited at 11pm on a Monday night and stayed for two hours. Club is located about 10 minutes from the airport. Parking lot was paved, well-lit and safe. Cover charge was $10.…

I did a visit to PC to see how things returned post covid. The doorman and bartenders were the same which was great. For a description of the bar and layouts read past reviews because…

I’ve made this my home base on Michigan avenue. I enjoy it here. Self parking. Free entry during day. No bathroom troll. Girls are always easy on the eyes and as friendly as you’d like…

I made my way to pinups after my disappointing visit to Club Platinum. Arrived after midnight. Used Uber so didn’t have to pay for parking, entry fee cost $20. The layout of this particular club…

I visited Club Platinum on Saturday July 3rd, 2021. Came around 10:00 PM and stayed until 11:30 PM Used Uber so didn’t have to pay for parking, entry fee cost $20. The layout of this particular…

It’s always the same. I’ll keep it short and sweet. $5 to enter. If you have sunglasses on as you walk in the door, its so dark you won’t be able to see anything. Covid…

Pearls continues to be the greatest value at the beach. Laid back, low hustle, reasonable prices & sexy ladies. No cover during weekdays. A hottie in a schoolgirl skirt and pigtails was on stage working the…

Well I'm from Harrisburg, PA so normally I wouldn't travel this far to go to a strip club but I was in Greencastle, PA with a few hours to find something to while my…

As I mentioned in my review of The Vegas Club, Showplace benefited from the shutdown of Chicago and Milwaukee clubs. Many of the dancers that came from other clubs to work here during shutdown have…

So this was actually my second time visiting this club. The first time was a few weeks back on a Friday @4:30-6. (I'd give the friday visit a 4/10 for vibe and dancer friendliness. However…

Arrived around 10 on Thursday after a disappointing trip to BSC. $6 cover, and he scanned my license. $5 for a bottled water. I haven't been to BA at night for a…

Decided to stop at Lusty's with hope there might be something worth my time. There was not. As reviewed before Lusty's a dive with all the low hanging fruit from the street . It is…

Went in at about 9 on Thursday. $10 cover, dude took my temperature and made me sanitize my hands before leading me to a table. I grabbed an $8 cocktail and watched the…

Haven’t been here in several years. Was heading home from a wedding down the shore. Got to GGR about 11pm on a Thursday night. Cover was $20. Once inside it was a 1 drink minimum so bottle…

I went in on a last minute whim as I was driving by. Last time I was there the cover was $10, but the guy charged me $20 "because its the weekend" As another reviewer…

I would not describe the setup and ambience as this has already been accurately described in many other reviews. There were 8 or 9 girls working. Ashley was there too :) And surprisingly she…

No lap dances and $200 for 15minute VIP? Hellz no. However, staff was friendly and entry was a cheap $8. Location is an older business park (in contrast to most industrial places). Majority of the venue seems…

First trip back to the Cab since it reopened. Came in around 3 on a Saturday afternoon. No cover before 7. $10 after that. As you enter large rectangular bar is on your left. T…

Bottom line: if you're trying to spend more than $100, it's probably worth your time to make the drive out to Columbia and go to Platinum West. I have been to this club before COVID and…

After striking out at Diamond Dolls, I stopped by Thee Manor on the way back to my hotel on the other side of the bay. This club is in a nice, new looking building…

I was curious to try here again. It had probably been over 5 yrs since Ive been here to no avail back then in terms of any fun. But after reading a positive…

So I stopped by Thursday afternoon about 2pm. There were 3 spinners! Ok, one of them was "T" the bartender who occasionally dances. One was the new girl "K" who dances constantly.…

$20 at the door, gave me a receipt that the waitress asked for the first drink. (no one took temperature this time). Walking in there a small area with tables and then the stage. Past…

Back in Destin for a short jaunt, thought I would stop by the famous "Meat-a-Whore" as someone in a past life once called it. Older building, dive bar feel upon walking in. Low…

It seems like the days of going to Pandoras when the club opens and having a good time are now a thing of the past. Or at least not consistent like it used to be. You…

Stopped by on a Friday early evening to see if there had been any improvement since the last reviewer and I'm sad to report that nothing seems to have changed. First, the logistics:…

Made the drive up from Chicago last night because I was longing for a new club to experience. Getting tired of the same old local scene and was looking for something different. I read…

This club has still not recovered to anything close to its pre-COVID self, but I ended up having a great time. I wondered in about 10:00 p.m. on a Tuesday. The night cover…

This review covers two visits last Monday, one day one night. The first stop was at about 4:00 p.m. There was a slender white girl with short blonde hair wearing a bikini at the…

Had been to Tootsie's a couple of years ago, and certainly appreciated its sprawling nature, mix of sports bar and nice(r?) strip club (not very nice by 'club' Miami standards, but definitely nice by middle…

Pre-pandemic this was my go-to club in Vegas. Since I don’t drink alcohol, I typically avoid the clubs that force you to buy drinks with any VIP dance (which is pretty much all of them).…

After my lunch at Little Miss BBQ on 7th Street, I made the short drive to Crazy Girls Cabaret. I arrived around 1:30. No Cover, Floor dances are $10 and VIP are $25.…

Stopped by kind of early on Thursday. I think it was about 1pm. Paid my admission ($7 I believe) and was told to give my receipt to the server to get lunch. I wasn't interested…

Stopped by during the day to see how the daytime talent was. Unfortunately I left very disappointed as there was no talent worth the money (not even at $10/dance) This is a smaller club with one…

Stopped here around 5pm on Thursday as I didn't have any luck finding attractive dancers at Pandora down the road. Paid $17 admission (they have a free admission coupon, if you have the old one…

I had a remarkably enjoyable experience here last month! Went from 8-10 pm on Thursday night. Not too crowded, maybe 5 customers and about 5 dancers. Most people sitting at bar, rotating dancers on…

This place has been struggling after Deja Vu took it over from previous owners. That was a few years ago, but it still doesn't seem nearly as popular with local PLs as the nearby clubs…

(Location, Layout, Food/Drinks have not changed) LOCATION Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample…

Arrived at 3:00 and there looked to be only 1 empty space in front. There was a sign saying additional parking was in the rear. Walked right in through metal detector, put $1 in…

Based on other reviews I decided to check this place out. First off, it is a small club in not the best area of town. I was a bit nervous about what the…

TUSCL reviews planted the idea in my heads that I should finally checkout the Playhouse dayshift. It is a holiday weekend after all! Got there at about 12:45 on Friday afternoon. Took me about 40 minutes…

Like many of the clubs near major cities, The Vegas Club benefited from the shutdown of Chicago and Milwaukee joints. Many of the dancers (see my last review) I met on my last visit here…

First time at Center Stage, so nothing to compare to from pre-COVID times. Sunday afternoon visit as I was passing through town. No one at the door, no cover. Physical club is certainly…

The G spot has been my go to club for awhile now. I only go during the day since it turns into a local bar at night with some questionable patrons. Allie was tending bar…

This club might be the worst club I have ever been too. The night started off with a date near League City that ended with me getting too drunk to drive home. For this reason…

I haven't been to Hong Kong ever since COVID hit and I'm glad to be back. First off, to get into TJ you'll want to cross the PedEast crossing since pedwest is still closed. Make…

First time back in a club after the year away. Went back to Purple Orchid for a guaranteed good time. It was daytime so no cover and average looking girls. Melanie wasn't…

Wasted 30 minutes here on Thursday around 4pm. Walked in and paid $16 admission (including 1 soda, no alcohol in Washington clubs). There was a bit of remodel inside but I didn't explore in details.…

So I had the morning off of work ad decided to check out the club for lunch as it has been a while since I have been there. Cover was $5 at the time and…

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening around 7pm. Parking situation can be dangerous as both sides of the lot are around a blind curve of the road. Probably best if you…

There was plenty of parking. The guard at the front did the usual search. I paid the full admission, bought a drink, and found a seat with a view of the stage. One girl sat…

Stopped by the Cricket at around 1:00 in the afternoon. There is no valet, and no cover in the afternoon, so it is a good place to start in the area if you plan to…

First visit to Texas since C-Vid. Have been to Chicas many times in the past and heard that things might be tamer than before. Cover charge during buffet- I didnt eat.…

Came in on Thursday around 10:30pm. Parking lot was full and had to park in the overflow lot across the street. Temp check and pat down with $20 cover charge. It was Thursday so $80…

This was my first visit to any strip club since COVID-19 overwhelmed life as we knew it. It's still the same club it always was with many of the same dancers, with one acknowledging she…

My first visit to Gold Club since the Governor lifted the restrictions on June 30. This means no masks for dancers, bar staff or patrons. All the former plastic dividers are gone and you can…

I went to Platinum 84 at 8p.m. on a Thursday. This is my first visit to a club since COVID so I decided to give Pornhub a rest and see some real-lives titties. Cover was…

Stopped by on Wednesday evening to check out the place. Last time visited was pre-covid. Back in my hometown, masks are still mandatory, no masks here (must be a relaxation of the rules in Colorado…

This was my first return trip to XTC after getting fully vaccinated.. I won’t get into details on people wearing masks or not but it did feel weird returning. I usually go in late night…

After a COVID hiatus I finally made it back out to a club. Philly is fully open now, so I thought I would see if anything had changed at Club Risque. Short answer is, everything…

It's been a while since I've been there, maybe 2 years, mostly because of covid and my favorite girl moved to Vegas. They changed the hours since then. It's now 7pm-4am, Tues-Sat.…

No cover when I arrived at about 4:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. There was a pretty good crowd inside, mostly older, retired looking types and blue collar looking dudes. The main bar is…

I had some time to kill after a meeting near PBI as so decided to check out Cheetahs since it had been about 3 years since I had been there. There is plenty of parking…

This was my first visit to the lamp in a couple of years….I hadn’t been by since well before COVID. The place is a small run down dive bar kind of club. The interior is…

This will be my second review of this establishment and there definitely are some structural changes to note: I had an overall positive experience from my last visit so I texted a girl working there who…

I went on a Thursday night in May. The receptionist at my hotel recommended it, so I decided to check it out. It's right in the heart of downtown Atlanta, but surprisingly the street was…

Well, pent up demand is there. Never seen this place so busy for a weekday afternoon in maybe 10 years. Bunch of old guys with white or non-existent hair. And prices are up, for almost…

This was my first time heading to wax for a day time session . I usually check it out at night and it was worth it . Upon arrival they charged me $5 for entry.…

Went back after a long hiatus from the club. Plenty of parking out front. Located in a residential neighborhood, so a little odd for a strip club location. Inside is set up with poles in…

It’s been a while since I’ve been to this club, between COVID and living on the other side of town, but I decided to check out Tassel’s again to see if it was as good…

I drove by Rest-a-Bit tavern while taking my sister to the bus station, and decided I need to stop on my way back through here. The club is right on 46 in the middle…

I have not visited this place, or any other club, since I married in 2017. A long international trip from my wife prompted me to revisit Hi Liter, and I stopped in mid day on…

Usually when I go it’s on a Friday afternoon. On Tuesday I decided to go to PH. Basic info: still $10 to pay to get in. You can seat at the bar and no dividers.…

Went recently on a Saturday night and got there around 8 PM. I have been going to this place sporadically for several decades so no surprise about the interior. Like many clubs, it is very…

Pre-pandemic, this place felt like it was on a downward trajectory for a while. Pitiful day and night shifts, with increasingly unattractive girls. It's still not incredible, and I doubt it will ever be. It's just…

For the "nOt eNoUgH ClUb dEtAiLs!!1!" guys: Drink specials $6. Cheap flavored liquors Draft beer: $7 Well liquors: anywhere from $8-11 Cover: $10 VIP wristband: $20 VIP dances: $20 Table dances: $10 Lighting: neon, dark and shitty. This is a strip…

Stop by on a Tuesday afternoon at 4. Google had a good reviews about this club, so I decided to stop by this new club before hit to BBD. This is brand new facility,…

Been here a few times since my last review. I did stop by once and found them closed when they were supposed to be open. So after that did not make as much of an…

Been here several times in the past few months and most of the time have not stuck around. Seems they have a problem getting dancers to come in to work and frequently the number is…

Prior to the pandemic, I was a regular of Keeper’s. The club itself is nothing special. More of a dated local dive bar feel with strippers. Lol. It’s located in…

My last review was about a month ago and I voiced concerns that things were declining at XTC. This visit confirmed that. When I arrived, there were maybe 6 dancers, only one of which I…

Was in Fresno for work so decided to go see some tail. The reviews didn’t seem promising but gave it a shot. It was a wed. And got there around 845pm. People claim it’s in…

This is my first visit to the Raven in probably 15 years. Nothing much has changed from what I remember, The club is old dingy and run down. Plunked…

Overall really good experience I think, definitely would go back. From the beginning, you pull up and park and as you walk in you’re told that parking costs only $1, very fair price compared to…

I went here during the day on a Thursday. I would say the club is medium size. The stage is in front of you on your left when you walk in. Bar on the right.…

First stripclub experience in a long min! Man felt good to be out. But this review....me and 2 of my guys arrived to the spot a little before midnight. We want to the remodeled…

This club has been described a ton of times. No one on here cares about the layout of these clubs....we’re not fucking architects. Well, maybe some are. Anywho, I stopped in about 9ish on a…

I frequented the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater (MBOT) for many years, but it closed in late 2020. I decided to try the New Century Theater (NCT) at 10 pm last night because their website currently…

Originally stopped to go to Silver Slipper but it is now closed Mon to Thurs. this was going to be my back up but oh well. Got there around 830. By head count…

Stopped by about a month ago on a Friday around 9. Parking is on the street. Had not been here in a while but after a quick visit to Jiggles ( 4 dancers and none…