Reviews

After a long time without checking out a club, I came back to one of my favorites. I’m going to do my best to describe this thoroughly, but first a word about why I like…

Stopped in on a Saturday night after all COVID restrictions had been lifted. No masks required or worn. I thought that would mean the dancers would be out in full force making up for lost…

No covid restrictions anymore. Thursday afternoon, no cover but $10 on Friday and Saturday. There's a metal detector but no bouncer to monitor it so early. 12 mostly latinas, a few black…

OK, so I've been going to Cheetah's for a long, long time. But not too frequently. With things opening back up again, I thought I'd pop back in and try out the crowd. I can't…

When you walk in you wonder if you’re about to get taken. Lobby is shady. $10 to get in with 2 drink minimum. Walk in and there is a roped off stage where girls dance…

Unfortunately, the experience at Uncle Buck's continues to deteriorate... In the days before COVID, a pretty good dance could be had for $25/song, always with good grinding, titties in face, stick shifting, etc. and oftentimes…

I have been in the Worcester area a couple times in the past two weeks and both times stopped at the Lamp. I was hoping they would make some improvements to the lap dance area…

Returned to Ruby’s after not being there for close to two years. Not much has changed in terms of the look and feel of the place. Was there on a Tuesday afternoon, not very crowded.…

I came into the club Tuesday evening at around 9 pm-- 1st time at the club. Cover charge was $8, no valet parking, parking lot was pretty full. Inside was around 15-20 dancers,…

I was in the area for a work trip and stopped in. Overall, the trip was okay, but some highlights: - I arrived around 8-9pm and there was only one girl working. She was chatting at…

After more than a year of no strip clubs, I made the drive to Fayetteville to see how the scene had recovered. I arrived at the club a little after ten, there was more parking…

I did a recent review of Shimmers, so this won’t count towards any future subscription credit, but I ran across a dancer that I want to let local strip club mongers know about. I drove…

I decided to stop by a club that I haven’t visited since last summer after they reopened from the original shutdown, Dream On. I pulled in to the parking lot around 11:30 AM…

Deja Vu had a decent bar for sodas but no chairs at the bar. The main room has a center stage with 3 poles for dancing. Usually saw 1 or 2 dancers at…

Popped in Wednesday afternoon around 2pm. Lot was pretty busy with maybe 15+ cars - much busier than usual on a weekday afternoon these days. Lots of available parking this time of day.…

First time to this spot, at first it appeared full with the parking lot blocked off. but they had all cars entering and exiting from the side street. At the entrance 2 security guards with…

Over the Forth of July weekend I went to Bandaid's at various times on Fri, Sat and Sunday. This is review is mainly for Sunday. I got there around 5:30 pm and for the first time…

Went on Tuesday afternoon. Baby Dolls is well known Dallas club. It’s big. Seven stages. Bar downstairs and bar upstairs. Downstairs is tables and chairs around the stages. Backstage fury day is only VIP.…

This is a "stale" review.  I stopped hitting the SoFlo clubs due to Covid.  And now I'm moving to the Pacific Northwest. This club had been on my list of places to check out.  A buddy…

I no longer live in RI, but was up for a few days. I went to Desire's twice. Thee first time was in the evening and it suuuccckkeed. Spent way too much…

Been a while since i last visited this club. Nothing has changed my last visit, as the bid X stage was still there and the VIP section had replaced the once back room, although…

[For definitive, encyclopedic reviews of Desire, please look up Old White Guy's stuff.) My first time in a club after 16 months. I had the opportunity to sample the wares in Providence this afternoon, so I…

Upon entry, the doorman took my temperature and had me use hand sanitizer. I appreciated this because we are actually still going through a pandemic. He showed me to a table near the main stage.…

My first time in a club since B.C. Not a great choice. It was after 1, and the place was nearly empty. 3 girls sitting with guys. A couple other guys at the bar. No…

Honestly one of the worst strip clubs I have ever been to within the area. When you walk in you are greeted by a bouncer who bombards you with rules about having to order a…

The Club is a small joint that you probably wouldn’t even notice if you weren’t looking for it. You enter through two doors and can immediately see the entire place. Bar is to your right…

PO favorite Melanie is pregnant! I stopped by the PO to see if I could get a quick dance or two with Mahogany. I arrived around 3pm, and the place was kind of dull. Only…

On my way home after a disappointing night first at Shimmer's, then at the Gold Club, I decided to pop in at Riverside to see what was what before they closed. I am certainly glad…

Well after Chicas bonitas sucked i looked up other clubs next to me and i went with Baby dolls! My first impression was, Wow! They have a plenty of hot tall girls and I'm…

I was out and about. There was an afternoon Tigers ball game on TV. Landing strip has MANY tv's. seemed like a good fit. Not too many cars in the lot. Valet parked the car ($7).…

Been a while since I have been in Ballard but found myself bored on a Friday night with nothing to do so I popped into the newly named playground cabaret, formerly the Sands. New paint…

Hey look, another review of Hi Liter... Hadn't been here in quite a while (haven't worked downtown for almost 18 months, and I live way out in the west side, near Xplicit, which...I cannot for the…

Listen if you're going to stop here you basically don't want to drive to cleveland. I pulled up with a group of around 8 guys at 9pm. When we walked in they immediately asked for…

Went on a Monday evening early around 7. The club is easy to find with a large parking lot which feels very safe. Lots of cars in the lot this day. There was a ten…

Visited Lusty Adventures on South side of Akron on Monday afternoon. Parking lot on the Main St. side was about half full. 6 to 8 cars. Walk in to the dark club. Takes a…

Decided to hit the Block for the first time in about 2 years. Not much has changed - Doormen working hard to get you to come into their club with the "hottest" women on…

I spent a few hours here after travelling all day. Figured it would be a great place to unwind. $20 cover. Valet was available but the parking lot is well lot and seemed secure so…

Visited on a Friday afternoon. The basics about this club are well established. It was a typical afternoon. There were girls on all three stages and several just walking around and chatting with customers. The…

This was my first post-COVID visit so why not make it on Tuesday when topless dances are only $10? Arrived around 1pm. Mandatory valet parking. Said $5 but they guy didn’t ask for anything on…

I decide to visit here last week since it has been over a month. I have been having fun at Red Raven which is nearer my home. Sometimes the trip to the airport can be…

Why I ever made the decision to drive past this absolute babe utopia for some other second rate club on Michigan Avenue is beyond me. I finally popped my Flight Club cherry and now i…

A couple of Mondays ago I had work in central NJ and decided to continue south to the PL, where I have spent a lot of money and had many a good time. This visit…

This place has been described many times and those reports are pretty accurate. Went in on a Monday afternoon. Women were ok at best, most dancers were Brazilians, mostly older but a few younger ones…

Went here with a lady-friend just to try out my second Northen California club, knowing that it would not compare to anything the southern states has to offer (I may write a review of the…

Went in around noon on a Tuesday and as I was getting out of my car, Allie was getting out of hers. It was an instant turn on to see her in street clothes wearing…

This was a fairly unusual club. I've gone to clubs for decades all over the country (and world), and in DFW I tend to go to Baby Dolls most of the time, which I…

Details: parking tight, use Aldi across street. Cover 10 plus 6 at bar for refillable non alcoholic beverage. $5 gets girl nude on any of the 2 stages. Main stage has 3 poles Seating is…

Details.. parking can be an issue.. Daytime no cover. 3 stages, beers 2/4. good food and daily specials. Bathroom troll late afternoon and evenings. Day shift more diverse while evenings are more ethic. VIP dances…

I showed up around four on a Monday afternoon. They were about 15 customers and about 10 dancers. The dancers were all white except for two Latinas and one Asian/black mixed. I would say the…

It was Fourth of July so I went on a Sunday and I guess since Monday was a holiday they were open. But normally it is closed on a Sunday night. I wasn’t expecting much…

Second visit since easing of covid restrictions. Visited on Tuesday (day after observed 7/4 holiday) late afternoon not sure what to expect. No plastic dividers, seating available at the bar. About 7 customers in total. I was there…

I have been to Cheetah before, but it seems to be going in the wrong direction. There use to be a mix of girls. A little bit of everything. This is no…

I have only been to this club on 1 or 2 other occasions. Basically its a square room, with the rectangular bar in the back third with just a couple pool tables behind the…

Been coming to this place for about 5,6 months. was one of the very few clubs that was open during the pandemic. As what I've known about this club, the best days to visit -…

I was in Pompano area on business and decided to check out the Porthole based on previous reviews, especially to check out the $10 table dances. The Porthole is a small place, reminding me of…

I stopped by the club on a Sunday and was surprised by the quality and diversity of the club. There were about 15 girls working with dancers on multiple stages. Several slender brunettes,…

One of the worst experiences in a long mongering career. Walked into a very large but cute girl on stage. Went to the bar which can only be described as a cul-de-sac and the road…

I decided to try the planet again. Parking lot is across the street and it is a gravel. Walked in and the 1st room has a pool table and the doors to the bathrooms. Other room has a…

Another weekday afternoon visit. The deadest time for a club, but it suits my schedule. No cover, and I paid about $5 for a beer. Compared to my earlier visit more girls were working, 6…

The club was completely deserted, three customers including myself at about 6:30pm-8:30ish. I saw two girls - a hot MILF redhead, and a hot younger exotic girl. Spinner body, nice and tight shape and attractive…

Greetings, I was in Atlanta for the weekend and wanted to check out some of the local talent. The Magic City cover was ridiculous the night before and Tattle was next on the top 5 List…

I have never been to this club until last night (Monday) and wow couldn't believe what I was missing. I usually hit up Synn, spearmint or Tropical Lei but this time decided to make the…

Initially I passed this club since a large group of Prospect motorcycle members were parked all around this place. I then went to Pandora's (no review, it sucked). Came back, and less bikers were around.…

I've reviewed this place before, and it still is my favorite go-to club, even though I don't always have a great time. Club is well designed, fairly clean and updated, stage is tops (great lighting,…

First trip to Vegas post pandemic and had to pay a visit to palomino. Got the free ride from the strip (no brainer). Was a little apprehensive about ho things might have changed post…

Biseggi here!! Everybody knows me!!! I’m that real Italian NYC strip club reviewer - all the boys know!!!! Aye!! I went to this all Hustler club two weeks ago - and…

This is an update from a visit a couple of weeks ago. I went on a mid-week afternoon, and there is no cover before 7 PM (though things may have changed in the last week or…

Great day at Oasis… the club doesn’t disappoint overall. Looks like a hole in the wall. Get there early in the evening and no cover. Masks not enforced. Security at entrance but they just have…

With the NYC scene not back to normal I finally took the plunge and decided to visit my first club in NJ. Johnny A's was my choice, thanks to this board - and I…

Wanted to check out day shift, so visited at 2:30pm on Monday, 7/5. In hindsight probably not a good decision. Didn’t have to pay cover ($5 daytime) because I was given a free 90 day VIP card…

Let’s get the particulars out of the way since the approvers don’t realize this club has been describe 2,701 times and really hasn’t changed. Club is located right off of a few major highways just…

Came here a few times last week during my PHX trip and similar to my experience at HL, was greeted by different tenured dancers on each of my visits. Dayshift was absent of London…

I stopped into the Cricket after a couple of years. It was my regular spot when I was younger; better than Bogarts or Henry’s, but not as upscale or expensive as Flight Club. It was…

Decided to spend the latter part of my Saturday evening documenting the talents of the new Playground Cabaret, previously known as the Sands. Here goes… Basics: no mask requirement, seating for maybe 40 in the…

I had a really great time at this club when I visited the Dells recently. First, what I really appreciated was that it wasn't pushy. You are able to just have a few drinks…

I live in New York but was heading to Philly for the long weekend to visit family. I hadn’t been to a Philly strip club in a while so I decided purple orchid was a…

I stopped in for the Leggs and Eggs late in the morning. There was a good crowd. There are 2 stages an upper and lower one. There are tables and chairs on…

The circus maybe the lowest of the block bars and that is saying something. Much larger than most of the block bars it had only three dancers and a hag of a barmaid.…

Howdy Gents. This is an amalgamation of 2 mid-week visits to PH, I believe Tuesday and Thursday, forgive me these days are a blur, or we're getting old. Lot was half full, so was the bar.…

This is review for two visits. Both on Wednesdays. This is still my favorite club but evidently Wednesday is a bad day. 12 bucks to get in. Drinks and snacks…

This was my second trip to Synn. I was here years ago when this club had another name and the interior was very different. I arrived around 4 in the afternoon and the parking lot was…

I went to the club around 10PM, cover was 20 and it full nude no alcohol club and drinks are included in the cover. They have 2 stages on the left side when you enter…

Stopped in the early evening, maybe about 7 pm or so. There were at least a half dozen girls working, probably mostly 6-8 in my opinion. I sat at the bar and all of them…

I was driving through the area and needed to take a break and grab some dinner. Ive been to Rachel's before, and have a pretty good sense of what I get there: a pretty good…

I hit up blaze at about 9 Saturday evening. I took an Uber from my hotel so I’m not sure what they were charging to park, but cover was $10. When I got…

I went on a Saturday night about 7, just a stop on the road while traveling. No one stopped me for a cover and there were about 11 or 12 women walking around dressed…

As I've told many people on this board im slowly winding down my clubbing and planning to retire by this fall. Johnny A's is one of my favorites to let off some steam. I wasnt…

I was in Atlanta for the weekend and decided to check this place out since it was literally around the corner from the hotel I was staying at. I walked over to the club…

Went to the pony last night while staying in Memphis. I've heard mixed things about it but had high hopes and they were somewhat met. Club is right off the interstate and you can't miss it.…

Since this place hasnt had a review in years, I'll put one up. Quick and easy to find just off I-76. Paved parking lot that is lit. Its BYOB if you want alcohol. I THINK there…

I went to Stars Sports Bar and Adult Entertainment on a Saturday night about 18:30. I got inside before the cover charge went into effect at 19:00. The club is in an economically depressed area,…

I visited Odyssey Showgirls on a Friday night about 23:30. As you drive in, you go through a corral that controls access to the parking lot. When you get to a wooden gate, a bouncer…

Visited on Friday of the 4th of July weekend. Basics rectangle bar - some dancers mingle for $ tips after their dance shift others have regulars that go directly to the lap dance rooms $ 10…

Came to the club on twice this past week (each visit during dayshift) while in town and both visits were interesting, but not quite like HL of old. This was my first visit since…

Not a fan of this joint. I was pulled in off the street by a dark skinned woman with a cups and no ass. She immediately went into the selling and upselling with me and…

I visited Breathless after a long hiatus. I initially stopped by on a Thursday before the 4th of July weekend. It was hopping so I decided to stop by again on Saturday. Bar seating was…

I was heading back to Tampa on Highway 54, so I decided to stop by this club on the way out of town as I would be driving by. Seeing only three cars in…

Went on Tuesday evening, the place is clean with full bar service. You enter right into the main floor, the club is small in general, after entering, there are two stages on the right, small…

First visit in a couple of years. Went in and paid a five dollar cover. They are also scanning ids now. When you walk in there is a long stage in front of…

As you can tell from the numbers, I was not overly impressed. There used to be some really nice looking girls here, but they were none on this day. no one was on stage and…