Reviews

Bottums up is open again with new hours Wednesday through Saturday noon to 7pm. Parking lot is the same, unknown if it's light at night but that makes do difference since the places closed before sundown. Entry fee…

First review in what seems like forever. I stopped in at around 12:30 pm. This was my 2nd visit here this year. Both visits were on Friday at around 12:00. This time, like last time,…

I stopped by bada bing at a strange time. It was March, on a Sunday evening around 6. I was not expecting a hopping club, but I called, and they said they had girls there.…

Went to HK from June 27-29. I have been there before twice on Friday-Sunday trips. I had fun, but I found those days to be very crowded. I decided to see what it was like…

I arrived at 4:30 and stayed almost an hour. In the West Allis area, Encore and SpotLite are your only 2 afternoon options, opening at 11:30 and 3:00 respectively while Heartbreakers doesn't open until…

The Bush has been in my repertoire of clubs for over 20 years. I stayed away from all clubs during CV. I decided to see how it had survived the pandemic. In…

Stopped in 10ish on a Monday night. Before I even got there, I gotta say I loved that the place was so convenient to the highway with decent parking. Upon entering, I was pleasantly surprised…

Visited early afternoon, walked in 1 other customer and me. Ordered a beer (4.50) and was told because there was six girls I would have to pay a $5.00 cover charge. I don't mind the…

Over the winter and through spring, I entered a kind of strip club hibernation, with very few visits, and fewer worth reviewing. Armored with a COVID vaccine and flush with unspent strip club cash, I…

I went to the club at 9pm on a Sunday. Based on previous reviews I knew it would be hit or miss. This night was by far a miss. I entered the club and did…

Ok first time at this club. This was the real hot weather day. I walked in, there was no one at the front to take my cover. Fine, I walk in and sit down to…

First time visit after all the COVID restrictions were lifted. No temp check, mask, or contact tracing. Valet is $10. You can often find a no-cost place to park on the street. Day shift-no cover charge. The…

Stop by The Lucky Corner on a Monday Day shift. The physical aspects of the bar and parking situation have been covered multiple times so I’ll abstain from those in this review. The bar appears…

Went to the club on a Tuesday night as in my mind there was nothing really better to do and was my frist time going to a strip club. First impression was a bouncer charged…

North Beach San Francisco. I wanted to check this place out because of the history as the first topless bar in the world so they claim (I highly doubt that) when Carol Doda took off…

Checked out Lucky Devil a few weeks ago. No cover. Bouncer checked ID at the door. It was during Covid so masks were required. No sitting at the bar but they had tables set up…

I visited here previous Sunday to partake in some 10$ dances. I arrived around 9 pm, the security collected $5 entry fee and let me in. There were around 6 to 7 patrons and 4…

It has been well over a year since my last trip to TJ and with the clubs back up and many repeated messages from a few ATF prostitutes I know so very well, my cravings…

Stoped in Lucky's hoping to meet up with Harley. Not only was she not there but no real dancers dancing. I missed the two afternoon dancers, they were leaving as I was arriving. The bar…

So I pulled up to Sunrise around 11pm on Friday night. The place was packed with customers and around I would say 10 or so dancers. Had a beer which was about $6. The women…

Live Report from the Planet. Heh. I just got the irony of being a reporter for the Daily Planet lol. Anyway, I can love post this because I am nearly the only one…

I had visited this club many times pre-COVID. This was my first visit post-COVID. $20 cover, which is waived if you are on their email list. Upon entry they try to sell you a VIP…

Went after spending an hour or two at 2001 after hearing legendary stories about spinners and good lap dances. Arrived at 11:30 on a Monday night. Walked in and noticed the drunk crazy guys who…

Yes this club is a tourist trap. That doesn’t mean there aren’t good times to be had. I enjoyed the babes here and they were the hottest of the three clubs I visited that evening.…

Friend and I decided to go to this club after hitting up twin peaks for dinner. As far as I know , this is the only club in Greenville that doesn’t make the dancers wear…

Everything about the club is pretty much the same as it was pre-Covid. I had reviewed this almost 2 and a half years ago, and the opinion really hasn't changed. The cover was $10…

Went here on a Monday evening. Was not expecting much since it was a Monday but even then, it fell below my expectations. When you walk into the club, you take stairs to a second…

This was my first visit to Fantasies in a long time. I don't usually make it to this side of town, but I was driving home from North Carolina and decided to indulge in a…

First time back pre covid and in over a year. Thos used to be my go to waiting to pick up friends at tge airport spot. It has always been blue collar. Safe friendly and low…

I have always been more of a dayshift pervert, but a delayed flight had me with 5 hours to kill so off to take care of a sweet tooth. I arrived to a half full…

I went to Private Dancer on a Friday night, a week and a half ago, after leaving Columbus Gold and Vanity. We got there around 130am. I didn't catch the name of this spot while…

Stopped by on Thursday later afternoon, early evening after all day zoom meetings. Papermoon tends to be on the expensive side for both drinks and dances, but usually has a good number of dancers…

Monday 5:30pm Arrival time,walk in the door and you are greeted by a cute girl in a booth for an ID check(no cover due to the early time I'm guessing). She will direct you through…

Came here on a Monday night. Right around midnight. Plenty of parking. This place is kind of tucked away. Industrial kind of neighborhood. You would never find it if you didn’t google it or see…

Now throw your hands up! Alright that’s enough of that bullshit. I came in on a Monday evening around 9. Santa Ana seems like a nice area. Cover was $22, pat down, ID, then the…

Monday night Anaheim. Nice area. Everywhere around Anaheim looks new it really does. Plenty of parking. You can drink at the bar or go to the strip club. I went to the strip club side.…

Went in around 11:00 on a Saturday night. There were probably 6-8 girls working, mix of black and white girls, of various sizes. One of the stages was reserved for the featured dancer, the other…

My most recent attendance to penthouse was a great experience and very much as good as it used to be. Covid restrictions were going, there was a huge party atmosphere, and the women were as…

Since my first visit back in early may, I have visited three more times, and the club has gotten much closer to what it was before the pandemic, which is both a good thing and…

Prices: Cover $5 (if you arrive before 7, sometimes its not charge) Beer $4-5 Drinks $6-12 Couch dance in normal area $25 (this area is lit up like a fkn baseball stadium) Couch dance in more private…

I went to the Fold last Friday evening. The parking lot is gated and parking was $2 at the attendant's booth as well a $5 cover charge. The bar is the first thing on your…

Last stop of the day. I got very disappointed on H8 and SC so I was hoping to find a hidden gem... nope, it was not my day. I sat in front of corner…

I arrived at PH around 12:15 on a Monday afternoon. The parking lot is pretty large, and was mostly empty (3 cars in the front area where patrons usually park). There was a guy standing…

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a long-review w/ info on 3-clubs I hit on Fr 6/25/21 – the clubs are small black-clubs thus if the subject-matter does not interest you then skip-it --------- Will break-up this review into 4-sections: I)…

Decided to give it another try on Friday night last week. The place is very busy on Friday’s. All the seats were taken and I counted about 11 girls plus whoever was in the booths…

Stopped by HH on a Monday afternoon, seemed to be a decent number of cars outside but only about 6-7 guys (average age: retired) and looked to have about 6-7 girls working. Sat down…

Like many of you, this was my first post Covid visit. I was in the area around 4:30 on a hot Saturday afternoon. Had never been to this place prior to this visit.…

I haven't been to the block since before COVID, so I finally decided to do so. I started out at Pussycat, and it was ok, nothing exciting. But the young lady I was sitting with…

Decided a Florida trip was the best way to dip back into this after getting both my shots. Was surprised that I felt safe after a couple early pre-vax visits last year. Got to Atlantis…

Beavers has reopened, but no one knows this because its out in the middle of nowhere they stupidly took down their Facebook page. It never cease to amaze how shitty club owners are at…

I've been to Fantasies a dozen times over the same number of years always find something fun, even if it takes awhile. I actually like the way the club is set up, When you walk…

The layout of the club is the same, the inside looks the same other then the seating changed somewhat to make room for tables with hand sanitizer etc. Same 2 drink minimum, when I went…

After moving to Detroit from Atlanta in early June, decided to kill some boredom visiting one of the strip clubs. Never read any reviews and ended up visiting Trumpps based on images of how the…

Sam's is back. I stopped by after getting a haircut downtown before braving the traffic back to Pasadena. Daytime there was no cover charge. No masks on staff or customers. Went…

This a compilation of 2 evening visits on a Thursday and Sunday. Entry - they are back to scanning ID's and this is actually enough for me to never go again. Beer is same…

First time back at the club since covid. There's been some notable changes... - The lap dance area is now a circular couch in the center of the room, no more booths. It was really quiet…

The entrance and atmosphere: I went to Columbia Strip on Saturday (26 Jun 21) afternoon around 3pm ish. My first time in Portland Vancouver area and first club there. The club is…

So I was kinda surprised this place survived covid. Never sure why this place isn’t more popular than the other also pretty mediocre strip clubs in the area. Imo it has the best set up…

I spent Thursday early evening at the Shady Lady. Although the stated opening time is 4, things were just getting started when I arrived around 6, with no bouncer or cover, and most of the…

I decided to do some detective work this Sunday. I read from a previous review that the $5 Sunday's was gone. The church parking alot across from the street is now $7. Im too frugal…

Went in on a slow Monday and it was my first time there. Parking lot was near empty (but at least the place was open). You can't see the main stage when you walk in…

I decided to give Diamonds a try, as I hadn't been there since it was Wild Zebra, and then Blush. It had definitely changed. It is now mostly an "after-hours club", meaning it…

After several strip club visits in the Seattle area, I am working in Minneapolis for a month, so I decided to try some clubs here. And on Sunday night, I had some time to kill…

Tommy’s Too was my third and last stop of the day and got there around 12:30PM on this Sunday. How more degrading can I say of the outside, parking lot and location of this place…

I decided to make the rounds to three strip clubs early on this hot Sunday. Shimmers was my first stop. I pulled in to the parking lot at 10:15 am and there was ample spaces…

Scarlet Lounge was my second of three strip club stops on this hot Sunday. This club opens at 10AM and I got there around 11AM. They share a parking lot with a business to the…

Went on Thursday evening about a week ago around 8pm. Place: 5$ cover at the door. Dark inside, stage against the wall in the middle opposite of the bar. Private dance area are chairs against the…

I have reviewed this bar a couple of times, so I am not going to repeat everything. The basics: it is a quiet neighborhood, and the bar has the appearances of a neighborhood bar. It…

Went to Gold Club on two consecutive days. Went on Wednesday after checking in to the hotel, around 4:30. Returned on Thursday and stayed very late, past midnight. There were few customers…

It's always a question whether to write a single review for La Pearl & Outer Space or to write two separate reviews. Although they share a single $10 cover charge and the same girls can…

Went to Polekatz about 1 month ago. First thing I noticed was the mandatory valet parking, you can also park on the street like a block away and walk.. I noticed myself and a…

Was there on a Saturday from 1:00 to 2:30. No cover or parking as usual. Metal detector went off but the guy just waived me in. Layout has been covered before. Bar is back left…

I went on a Saturday evening there were 7 girls whose names were on the board when I arrived around 7.30 PM cover was 6$. I saw one girl onstage and rest of them were…

So I join with the crowd venturing out to clubs for the first time post COVID. Been a while since submitting a review but seems like the standard to repeat the club physical description even…

1 Frankling Square is the address. No cover charge before 8pm. Entered to find that the metal detector was still there but they were no longer asking for my name and number.…

This is the first review back from Covid. As a first responder I was vaccinated early. As clubs go this is my favorite. I've been coming here for a long time. Well over a decade. When…

Finally made my first trip to KOD since COVID. Went on a Tuesday night and there were many girls that I recognized from previous visits, as well as a few new ones. The new girls…

My first time in the club in over a year. Upon entering, noticed a few changes. The first was the metal detector and the second was that the front desk was manned an…

I went to this club around mid-May 2021 so COVID rules were a bit more strict than now. A lot of people were wearing masks although it wasn't required. I believe there were six girls…

Went on a Sunday night and I have to say it is one of the most clean and well decorated clubs, especially for being in a small area. Good lighting (lots of neon and color…

I've been to ABCO multiple times over the years...sometime during the days and others in the evening. This particular evening I arrived just after 2am; so, the topless & alcohol side was no longer open.…

Decided to go for the first time last night. Found the building and parking easily. Walked into the greeting room and was met by a hot brunette who was a solid 8-8.5 and she informed…

I was regular to this club before pandemic and has been my favorite club in Tampa along with Mons. So after getting vaccinated I thought of visiting this club again. I went last Monday as I…

------------------------ Wednesday, June 23, 2021 ------------------------ I arrived at 11:15PM and parked in one of the parking spaces of the hotel next door. The club has valet-only parking but I've worked in the auto insurance industry long…

Consecutive weekends of fun. Prior weekend stopped in on a lark. Hadn't been there in a while, wanted to see if anything was new. Walked in and there were about 4-5 chairs at the bar,…

I drive by Desire on a regular basis to and from work and I had only visited this place on pre-COVID and I wasn't impressed on my first time around. I had recently read a…

Stopped by on a Saturday night here recently after a long time away. The main thing that has changed since COVID are the drink prices which are now a lot higher. Crown and coke is…

So I decided to go and visit club platinum around 7:30 on Saturday. I had been to the club before and wasn't impressed the first time I was there but I wanted to give it…

My first post-COVID visit. Didn't know what to expect... I think I arrived a little after 6pm on a Tuesday evening. There was no cover at this time but was told there was a…

Free self parking when I arrived at 5:00 on Saturday. Pat down outside and $10 to door girl plus tip. The inside of the club is on my previous reviews in detail. Only…

Went back to Beemers after a long covid absence. Lots of new talent, I only recognized one or two girls from before 2020. Unfortunate because I had developed a good "relationship" with a couple…

Tl;dr not much has changed, they still hire fat girls, few thin girls, charge an arm and a leg. I came to this club just to see if anything had changed. This place used to be…

Yes, they are open. They may have been shut down for the pandemic, but have reopened with some pricing changes (according to the ONLY dancer there that night). I got there shortly after midnight after…

Been willing to travel the 100 miles from home to Rancho Cordova during the quarantine because it was the closest open strip club. But once the local San Francisco clubs opened I've been going there.…

I hadn't been here in over a year. Bouncer checked my ID. Door Girl took my $10? She was probably the hottest girl in the place, would love to see her working the stage. I spent…

After a rather unenjoyable experience at a different club in Orlando a few months ago, I was hesitant to try any more of the Orlando Clubs on this trip. However, after going to Rachel’s, I’m…

This was a truly head-scratching experience. I’d last been to this spot at least 7 or 8 years ago, when it had the whole Caesar’s Palace Vibe going. I cannot imagine how much…

It had been a long time since I'd been out to Dream Girls, but last night I made it a priority to see if things had changed there. To be honest, the last couple visits…

Wednesday night and in the mood to try something new to take the edge off after the Bolts lost to the Islanders. Drove past Elite -- parking lot *completely* empty, so I didn't bother. Do…

I used to frequent this place when I was in town, but haven't been there since the start of the pandemic. I always liked it because it had a low-key vibe and could get some…