Reviews

I was in Atlanta for work and had an OTC visit planned, but the girl flaked on me at the last minute (shocker, right?) so I decided to check out Oasis as I have never…

Long time patrons of Bobby's complain they no longer do lap dances, but I really like this place. The girls do massages which is no big deal, but they are all friendly and good company.…

I walked into purple orchid around 10pm on a Saturday night. I read the reviews so I wanted to see it for myself. Free parking lot and 5$ cover wasn't bad. Drinks are regular around 7$…

I went to the pink pony on a Sunday 30 minutes after they opened and there were about 5-8 dancers and about 10 costumers. The club layout has already been stated so I won’t go into…

Decided to visit Deja Vu while on vacation an hour away in Orlando and had a great time. Club was easy to find and on a strip with several other clubs. Door charge was $20…

They're going for an upscale vibe, and the place itself is nice. Nightclub feel, good lighting, lots of room. Hadn't been there in awhile, thanks to a certain virus, and I was curious to see…

Was in town for the Yankees series. Had wanted to come here for years. Parked my car and was greeted by an attendant that asked for five bucks. For all I know he could’ve been…

Lower mileage, but not no mileage to be fair. Saturday after midnight, first time back since COVID. Parking lot was packed, and the inside was very active as well; not enough people to keep you…

Location: Washington Avenue in Manville, right off of N Main Street. If you're coming from the north, you'll take 287 south to 22 east, then make a right at the Infiniti dealership. Drive about 10…

Start of arriving in the lot. Tent is still up, but hasn't been in use for some time. Valet is still $8, but I've always taken care of the valets so my car is close…

Went to centerfolds now under new ownership/management and name but you wouldn't really know the difference. the place still has very serious security on the way in (more bouncers than guests it seemed) but…

So there's really only one legit reason to visit the famous Playhouse - and that's for the extra special private room treatment. Here's it is pretty much guaranteed unless you're super creepy and a…

I'm very glad that I can write this review, because my favorite local club is back in action. They converted to a sports bar during the pandemic, but are now BACK as a go go…

A few weeks back I decided to go to T&A. I know it’s an urban club so I went about 9 and left after about an hour and a half when the place began to…

Afro-Americans, Latino and White Dancers. Slim to Big Girls. 6's to 10's, Something for everyone... When I arrived the parking lot and the club looked approximately 90% full. Friendly Afro-American Security at the door, after…

Swung in on a Thursday evening as I had some work in the area that wrapped up later than anticipated (was done at 8pm). I rolled in around 8:15. The club has good parking and had…

Since this was my first night at the clubs since March 2020 I decided to check out Gold after watching the fights next door at Vanity. Over the years I spent most of my time…

This was my first night at the clubs since March 2020. So I was ready for some fun with a pocket of money. The layout is how it has always been. The first thing you see…

I was in town for the weekend . This was the closest club showing the McGregor Fight so I decided to give it a go. $40 to get in on this night . Probably…

Hadn't been to Imperial in years and was told it was under new management. On arrival in a rather spacious parking lot saw some construction on the outside with some windows boarded up. Was greeted…

I have been to this club many times but it has been at least a year since my last visit. As ALL of has mentioned pink building, square bar in the middle with the dancers…

Been a while since I was to Bogarts (fall 2020), thought I'd drop in and see what had changed. Not much. $5 to get in, $7 bottles of beers. Girls were whar =t they normally are.…

I went to Chicago Club a few weeks ago. I had previously went to Hongkong the first couple of nights and had a great time. I was debating if I should test out another club.…

And bad tattoos, but I shall start from the beginning. Arrived about 8:00 and left around 11:00. Free parking in an area that I wouldn’t wander around in. Not sure if they are formal security or…

Spent from 4-6 at Tattletales. Free parking and admissions. Security wand down but no COVID protocols at all. Beer was $6.Dances are $10 (do not fall for the $20 in a booth scam). VIP is…

I've been to CC a few times over the last 2 months. The visits are basically the same. On this day I arrived around 3. ID scanned at door. This visit there was no cover,…

Went on a Friday night. $22 cover but free beer and soda included. Parking around back which can become unsafe later on the evening but no worries earlier. Dancers: Autumn - cut bespectacled college girl with a…

Anaheim. Saturday night. Around 1130. Cover $20. Parking in the back. I thought guy at the front was a cool dude. Get frisked down, ID check. Walk in bar with beer and stage. It seems…

I struck out at Synn COI that day, so on the way home I stopped at this place, just to check it out after a long absence. It is basically still the same, mostly not-very-hot…

Saturday night in Anaheim. I think Anaheim is such a nice area, everything is new and clean. Fritz has its own parking plenty of it. ID check go in $15 cover. First things first the…

Great lineup here but too many fucking guys or just people in general. I was asking for it coming on a Saturday night. It turned into some make it rain, loud people, champagne bullshit club.…

About 4 weeks ago decided to hit the up kittens on the way back from an evening out. Paid the cover including drink and the place was busy. I’d say too busy. Most tables full…

I had planned on a quite evening at home but my neighbors decided to throw a party with the loudest music possibly so I decided to get out the house... if I have to…

I have not been here for a year and a half because of the pandemic. I had got a flat tire a couple hundred yards from the place. While on a 2 hour wait from…

Hadn’t been to a club since Covid so thought I would start off with my favorite place in Houston. Pulled in early afternoon. I think cover was $10. Went in and sat at a table…

Went on a Friday night. There were plenty of people, but not full, so not hard to find a place to sit. $10 to get in and mandatory $13 drink to get in.…

I’ve been here a couple times as the state has started to ease up on the COVID restrictions. I was hoping that by now Pandora’s would have found it’s footing, especially since they renovated…

Scarlett’s was the next stop on my road trip, and again, based on previous reviews seemed to be a pretty sure thing. The parking lot was amazing; I don’t know if it ever gets…

July10/2021 It has been a month since I last reviewed this club but I have been hitting it about twice a week during the afternoon shift. It has become my go to club. Not because it…

I havent been to Bandaids in a few years, but finally was back in town again so I decided to return to my old stomping grounds. I’ve always loved the Latinas here, who tend to…

Same description of Club, just a different day. Parking lot full so parked across the street at ALDI, well lit and seem very safe. Walk in the door and paid girl $10 entry. You then…

Stopped by for the first time in years. Pasties or tops are required. Dances on the stage were OK. Fully clothed. The dancers were mostly 7 or so on the usual scale.…

Didn't have a lot of time in between errands two Saturdays ago but needed to blow off some steam. This was my first visit back since COVID, and everything generally felt back to normal. tl;dr...…

COMING IN Lamplighter II is on SW Cutoff in Worcester, a mile off the Mass Pike and not even a quarter mile down the road from Centerfolds. Decent looking building next to a shut-down gas station.…

I normally call Cheetahs every 3-4 months and ask if Veronica or Q have returned. The guy told me that Q is here now. I arrived mid afternoon. I looked around the…

So I’m more of an early evening or day shift sort of person. Definitely not a late night fan. I used to go to Godfather when I lived in Louisville 20 years ago.…

I've been going to the Bare for 30 years. Favorite club in LA by a LONG shot. Not too far from home, but also not too close to home. Always have had…

So I went to the 19th hole with a couple friends. This was my first time ever going to a strip club and I was pretty nervous but luckily they made it easy for me.…

I visited Lustys during my lunch hour, parked my car in the back and went inside, sat down and ordered a beer for $2.5 still same prices as before COVID which is good, there were…

After "checking my records" I realized I hadn't been here since November of 2018. Well the partially fenced in lot (the back end is open abutting the back yards of the houses on the…

This was my first time to Tommy’s Too and only the second time to a place that mixes traditional strip club and lingerie modeling aspects. I will confirm what has been documented in prior reviews: this…

Took one more trip to a club and landed at Scores primarily because it was closest to where I was staying. The club is easy enough to find and I self-parked in the lot.…

Was down by the airport. Had not been to PO in a minute. Felt obligated to see whats up. Plenty of free parking. Entrance in the front. No cover or covid check. Got…

Have you heard the news in the Soho tribuuuuuuune, you know she did me dirty and then this ROB broke my heaaaarrrt. Alright I came in on Friday night and I need a fight, ok…

Visited on a Saturday night the setup is really nice and the girls are smoking in this place. The dances on the main stage are fully nude which is always a plus in my book.…

Went on a Friday night to the Foxy, ahem...Boardroom Cabaret. It's a dumb name if you ask me, but no one is and what do I care. It was my second time back since the…

Pretty slow on a weekday afternoon. I dropped by CH3 at about 4 PM on a Tues. It was super hot out so was in shorts, but with runners and a polo. Brought along some pants…

Outside makes the place look huge, but feels relativelycramped inside, before walking in the door, you get wanded by a cop which I appreciated. You walk in and are given the different options of…

I stopped here on a Tuesday afternoon to help break up a long drive. I've been here about five times doing the same trip and each time, it's always been worth. The club has plenty…

Continuing my mission to induct my husband into the world of strip clubs, I was given a tip to try out Desire. We took the advice and visited around 10:00 on Saturday, June 12, 2021.…

The girls in the afternoon were decent bod, voluptuous in the chest area. There were 4-5 girls at around 2PM. Dances from Eva were 33$. She was fun asian girl that had nice nuru like…

For some background, I used to frequent Cadillac Lounge, Desires, and Fantasies a few times each per year pre-pandemic. Fantasies was always the most inconsistent of the three. I used to like going there though…

I was staying a couple of blocks away and took the easy walk over to The Penthouse Club at about 10:00 p.m. It’s right off Bourbon Street at the edge of the French Quarter…

After my unimpressive visit here on a weekday afternoon a few weeks back I promised myself I'd give it an evening shot for no other reason than it is the strip club that is closest…

If you like 50 inch asses, this is your place. This is the only place left for in club extras but the prices are outrageous and the women are so bad they would have to…

First of all, let me just get the obligatory "Utah clubs suck" out of the way. For those that don't know, Utah has very restrictive strip club laws that make it so that clubs have…

I decided to head back to check out Centerfolds now that everything has opened back up. I typically visit 3-4 times per year when I'm in the area and have a free night. I'll get the…

Visited on a Friday afternoon about 4:45 and stayed for about 30 minutes. Haven’t been here since September 2019. Only a few cars in parking lot but about 7 customers inside. FYI they do have a nice fenced…

As a longtime monger and Parrott regular, I am sad to say the club is ruined. They raised the cover to $15 and the private area to $25. Drinks are reasonable. I won't describe club because…

The place is now open only Thursday through Saturday. It says they open at 7:00 but at 9:00 they had no girls and were not letting anyone in. I came back at 10:30 and they…

As in I left. First review in about 5 years so I guess this ain’t the spot for a lot for a lot of people. Friday afternoon around 4. Nice guy at the front no…

I went on a Thursday around lunchtime in June, shortly after they re-opened after lockdown. The place is big and clean with plenty of seating around the main stage and a bunch of small tables.…

I visited here on independence day holiday. I know this place does not have really good recommendation but it was the only place opened that day. I entered at 6:30 PM. No cover fee when I…

I was in the area at the parx casino and decided to make a stop since it was only a few miles away. Turns out i had to drive through quite a bit of residential…

I came here after a late night of work to relax and unwind a bit. The cover was $10 and I was able to self park in the back. As soon as I walked…

This was my first visit here in a while, so some of this may be redundant. First off, The Astor is a little south of Janesville and easy to get to. It also is very visible…

I’ve basically become a regular here. Have one I am starting to see outside the club. Don’t ask her name, assholes! But other than that, it is my true opinion that this is the best…

I came in on a Sunday Evening around 5pm and asked if I could audition. They let me. I did paperwork. I only had to show 1 form of ID. I danced that night. When…

I had never been to this club, even when it was Driftwood, so I figured I would give it a try. It's easy enough to find, right on the main drag near the New River.…

Wow...this place used to be the King of the Hill of Minneapolis strip joints. It never was the best lap dance spot, but just by it's sheer size and number of hot women, it would…

Have added Splendor to my regular routine — the location is convenient, the girls are hot enough, the beer is cheap. The stage is worthless here and no one goes, it’s 100% all about the…

When you walk into Desire, to the left are the stages, to the right the bar and video poker. There are two stages with rack seating. The front stage is the feature dancer, the back…

Thursday night Van Nuys. I thought it looked like they might valet so I parked on the street and guy was working out of his RV with tools on a car. I don’t know if…

Went to Kittens on a Thursday around 1pm. Just left Pandoras looking for some different talent. Paid the normal drink and entry fee of $11 and sat down. was given my drink…

Stopped by several weeks ago on a Thursday evening. It was the first time since pandemic times. Actually it's probably been even longer. Anyway, they have you sign some bs waiver before entering and something…

It’s been a year since I had been to this club, probably a little longer since the name changed from Flashdance to the Rose. Under the previous ownership it wasn’t a bad place. Typical…

Arrive at 3:30pm on a Thursday. There were 6 girls listed from 12-5pm including Jazz. Molly was listed from 3-8pm. Hoping for a Jazz or Molly encounter at 3:30pm. 8 guys at the…

Visited on a Thursday night between 10-2am. $10 cover, friendly door guys + older door girl but nice enough. Very different setup than I’m used to in Arizona; bar is the first thing you see…

I heard a girl from 19th hole was working here and I wanted to get a quick drink after work. So I decided to stop in this fun little bar that also has tits. This…

Haven't been to Wax (or any club) in a couple of years. This was my first outing since the pandemic obviously. I went on a Monday night around 10 or so. I wasn't expecting much…

Nice to see this club survived the year-long pandemic closure. It’s back, and better than ever! Most of the girls are new faces, most likely because the older girls are making more staying home with…

I saw this place while driving from the airport to my hotel and thought "What the hell." Parked in the lot of a breakfast/lunch place next door, walked over, $5 cover, standard pat down than…

Skip down to THE GIRLS if you know the club. Long winded review, written to be skimmed, combination of multiple visits. LOCATION: Location: The GPS address for the club is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI.…

Rachel's is a large, easy to find and park club. I arrived around 9pm on a weekday. Valet parking is $10 although I think you can just park in the lot for free…

Situated on the corner of 95th and National, Heartbreakers is a brick building with a castle-like motif on the roof (alternating square projections). The parking lot on 95th behind the building is ample, and other…

This was my favorite spot in the DMV for at least the last 8 yrs. I moved to the ATL pre Covid and the last 3 times I've been back they've been closed. I was…

Reviewer's Note: To completely forthright, I've been to this place several times before but for whatever reason I always end up here at the last hour of operation/ on a holiday and I feel…

Last night I went to McDoogal's after having avoided them for a few years. The building and layout are mostly the same. The parking is free and plentiful -- however, the rear parking…

Haven’t visited the Wedgewood in probably a few years. Visited on a Thursday afternoon and stayed for less than a half hour. Layout hasn’t changed in years. Small stage surrounded by U shaped bar. There were 8-10 customers,…

Found myself alone in the house mid-day during a week off and decided to go back to Pandora’s at 1PM on a Thursday, the first time since the pandemic. Basics: $15 door and drink, no mask,…