Reviews

First time in a club in KC metro area. This was the 2nd club I visited in the same night. Will write another review on Shady Lady later. The outside of the club is…

Have been to Brad’s several times, but this was the first time back in a few years. Club has a lot of seating and a central stage with three poles. On the night I was…

After striking out at a couple of other clubs I made my way to Landing, $7 valet, $20 cover and the place was completely packed. Had to wait around to get a seat the bar.…

Gotta be honest: I love Pumps. It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls. It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I don't…

I had a great experience at this club. Parking is in back, and there was lots of room to park. After my eyes adjusted to the dark I went to the bar and got a…

Drove by after work on a Thursday afternoon. Didn't realize this place was back open again, their website is not kept to date anymore (pre-covid they used to keep the website updated with dancer…

Bachelor party out in SLC, and let's say I was not anticipating a legendary night out in the state of sister wives and honeycomb. We had several options for clubs - no booze, but no…

Friday. 9PM. Spent the afternoon at Doll House and had way too much fun. Parking spot right by the door. Free. Relieved my friend and I didn’t have to park in the alleyway by the…

Spending a few weeks in Miami and this was the first club I visited. I wasn’t asked any cover charge but was told that if I want to go upstairs - there is a 20…

On the way to play a round of golf and bath when it started to pour on my drive. Texted my friend I was meeting and we push the teatime back an hour, so I…

Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured it was worth the cab…

Every so often, I’ll feel the need to head down the I-5 corridor for business and inevitably end up making the Portland strip club tour. Portland gets a bad rap for being a low mileage…

Waltzed in on a Monday afternoon 'cause I heard this might be a "rootin' tootin'" joint. This is a locals'spot that jumps during daytime then empties out at night. Most of the women were at least…

This review is from a couple months ago so I apologize for not having all the names, prices etc. But my ballpark numbers should be correct. Took an uber there as I was already drinking…

OK, Breathless sadly did not and has not lived up to its name. But first, the place. This is one of the fanciest places around. The recently paved the parking lot,they have taken down the…

I stopped by shortly after opening on an early Wednesday afternoon and it always seems to take awhile for the action to get going on a weekday. The doors open around noon, but it is…

As a local who's heard plenty of negative gossip about the establishment I was genuinely surprised. After paying the $10 cover fee and getting patted down by a doorman. I took a few steps inside, paid…

Stopped on a Saturday afternoon. Pretty busy for afternoon. Paid cover and was immediately approached by multiple girls and bartender. After ordering a beer and fending off the girls at the door I…

For a wednesday evening, i was not expecting a lot of people in there but there were a few other than us!. the dancers were working hard for the money. I liked to see Strawberry,…

Weird place. I've never had an experience like this in a strip club. I walked in, early enough that there was no cover, and sat down near the stage. I was: - never approached and offered a drink -…

Just down the road from Hong Kong, enter through a heavy set of drapes at the front of the club. No cover. Bars on the right and far left and a curtained off booth…

I walked in and before I could adjust my eyes this young cute mixed girl was standing in my face asking if I'd been there. It was a bit strong, didn't even give me a…

Went to Teasers on a Wednesday around 6pm. One side is like a typical American bar you will find anywhere, with pool tables, game machines and juke box, which also serves food. A…

Visited on Memorial Day in the early afternoon. $1 to park and attendant was friendly. No other cost to get in but got frisked by security at front door. Parking was ok,…

Place next to a busyish street, I parked in the tacobell parking lot and walked over (not sure if that’s allowed). You enter and it’s dark the bar goes around the stage in like a…

LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious, but fills…

I went to this place on a Saturday night just before 3am (so technically Sunday). They close at 4. I came in and their deals seemed to be very good. I took the $150 package…

I am a semi regular. I go in spurts. Was feeling the itch yesterday so I decided to pay a visit. Passed on Sharon who has become sort of a regular for me because I…

Came in on a weekday afternoon. I like the chill vibe during these times. Doesn't feel like you're constantly being asked to go to the back room. I have a few favorites here and luckily…

This place is a local yokel hangout place. The dancers sit at the bar all night talking to regulars that don’t look like they have $50 in their pockets. No chance for a private dance…

Walked in and it was a quaint small club with 1 small dance floor. The girls were all pretty attractive 7-8. Went to the bar and had to wait for the little bartender to finish…

I stopped by mid-afternoon on the Friday before Memorial Day thinking that the place would be hopping with dancers & customers trying to get a jump start on the long weekend. Boy was I…

My friend and I were in JAX for some Memorial Day weekend hijinx. Ended up popping into DH, Sins, & Wackos. We started at Doll House on a rainy Friday afternoon… 2pm. No door person. No…

Long time visitor, wish I could go more, but that's a good thing. In fact a great thing. I don't know how those poor saps who live next door on the side street manage. Manage…

It's in a scuzzy little strip mall, but inside is very nice, clean, spacious, colorful and comfortable. It was quiet when I was there about noon to 2pm on a Wed. My first time here. Went…

This is in an industrial park, down an alley. There is a $10=$20 cover charge depending on the time and the crowd. You get the usually pat down. It is a smaller club with…

Was pretty comfortable. Very nice interior. Lap dances were pricely at 40 per song but the girls were HOT. There were 3 girls doing shows and a few circulating. Nice diversity. Got 2 beers for…

So...people like to see lots of details on the club - where it is located, the layout, etc, so here are those details: The club is located in an industrial section of town, right down the…

So...as people want details of the location and layout - here it is: The club is located fairly close to the state house and almost adjacent to Home Depot and right near an entrance to route…

First time to this club. I went in late April (sorry for the delayed review, been too busy to hop on for a review). I arrived around 3pm on a Wednesday afternoon. Club Details: Large, free…

First time to a strip club, went with my wife. We used the free limo service and got in for free. They didn’t pressure us for drinks. But I bought two beers at $17 before…

When I walked in, the first thing I noticed was how loud the music was. WAY beyond what is necessary. I was already annoyed at the $5 cover because of this. $5 is not a…

Had some time to kill between appointments and was in the general area of south Akron, so I stopped by Lusty's in search of a Jamie sighting. Taylor was tending the bar, she didn't seem spaced…

Happened to be in Omaha for an old friend's funeral and this club was close to where I was staying. Read prior reviews and they were a bit older so I figured I'd check…

After visiting another club with Gold in the name, a dancer I met gave me the heads up that she was now working at Solid Gold and I agreed to meet her there instead.…

I made a few trips into Goldfinger over the course of a few weeks, arriving on Friday or Saturday's between 2pm and 9pm and leaving between 5 and 11 or so. This review is…

First thing that should be known about this club is that it is 18 and over. For those long time Hawaii residents this reminds me exactly of the 18 and over centerfolds and wild horse…

Went on a Friday night, but entered around 3am. Parking was $5 , entrance fee was $30 and $2 for phone locker. $5 for a bottle of water and $30 for them to fetch a…

I decided to go and check out playboys on a free Tuesday night I had. Years ago when the club was Paradise it used to be my hang whenever I’d go through SA. It was…

I was surprised to learn of a strip club in Henderson so I had to check it out. I went to Minks a few days ago and it was a pretty good time. Plenty of…

Went the other day in the afternoon. There was a swap meet happening in the larger parking lot, but parking in front of PO was a breeze. Nothing’s change much from my last visit. This…

I was in the area a couple months ago and was headed to Bare Assets and noticed this club as I was driving by. I was back in town recently and decided to check it…

Saturday evening on Memorial Day weekend. Arrived just before 7:00 as is my custom. $2 for parking and no additional cost to get in before 7:00. Parking is good and safe at this…

I was traveling to Chicago and I know there are a lot of clubs, but I usually try and avoid anything that’s in the heart of the city especially at night. There have been a…

Tuesday after Memorial Day about 1 in the afternoon. First, the good news. No ID check/scan. Say Hallelujah! I’ve been boycotting HL for months waiting for freedom. Now, the rest. About 20 customers ( mostly senior citizens),…

This place was hyped up by multiple people as a must visit spot. Everyone mentioned the steak bites. The steak bites were the only good thing. I showed up in the early evening on a Saturday…

I stopped by Pandoras for a late lunch. Everyone knows that Seattle has Full Service Clubs. Management just looks the other way. Daytime is the best time to go. Not all dancers do it. The ones…

For the last few years I have not been visiting the flight club. So I decided to go back and see what was up. I have visited 3 times in the last month and gotten…

Stopped in on Monday with a few hours to kill to see the strip club voted best in the bay, per the sign I saw. Plenty of parking outside. No cover was charged.…

It'd been awhile since I visited Texas with time to go see the Chicas at Chica Loca. Paid the cover charge and was almost denied entry because my shorts looked like basketball shorts.…

I went to specifically see a certain foxxy blonde lady on a day where she works at my preferred club, Shimmers, and then does afternoons here. I had never been to the place, but she…

If you want more alternative looking dancers, this is the place. Every dancer I saw had numerous tattoos and some had artificial hair colors. No cover when I went during the day and they had…

I have been pretty regular to this club. Basics are same as previous posters wrote. Free parking, no cover during day time and no coat check in spring/summer. Domestic beer is $3 on Saturday before…

This isn’t going to be one of those bullshit reviews. If you’re going to a Seattle strip club you’re going for one reason-to perv on naked chicks. No one gives a fuck about the decor,…

First time visiting Platinum 84 as I have mostly visited Shotgun Willies.. Based on this visit, I would definitely go back.. For a Monday night, it was busy but not shoulder to…

Would not go back unless you want that something special you can't get elsewhere. Curious,so went on their TS Monday night. Got there around 11pm. Located in industrial area so not much else around during club…

Went on a Sunday night with some friends. Club is BYOB so we brought a good amount of drinks with us. Cover was $15. Pretty slow night, only 5 girls working. 4 of them were…

I came here on a weekday, thinking that the club would be more or less understaffed. But thankfully, there were plenty of girls working. Almost anything you could really be into there was probably a…

Let me start this review by saying that if you are looking for extras, this is not your place. If you are looking for a variety of good looking women and a few that are…

Me and my partner were impulsive on May 28th evening, a Saturday and we finished shopping and dinned in a restaurant. After being in a tremendously expensive strip club like tootsies last year, we thought…

BT's is located in Dearborn on East US-12, next to a GMC auto dealership, towards Detroit. Regarding BT's place on Metro Detroit's club tier ranking, it like Dream Girls falls between Silver Criket &…

On a dreary Wednesday night, I found myself in north-central Wisconsin and wanted to have a good time. Texas Jay's was about 15 minutes away from a casino I had been after earlier in the…

Visited on Sunday right around midnight. Tried to go to other clubs but they were all empty or closed (Foxy, Thorough, Showgirls). Club was not very crowded when I walked in, with $20 cover. Beers…

I’ve been going to chicas recently as my usual club, spearmint rhino, doesn’t open during the day anymore. Total hole in the wall as previously mentioned. The facilities are run down and somewhat…

Will avoid talking about location decor etc as that is not important beyond saying that the club is located in a crowded mall and is safe. Entry is 10 dollars during afternoon but was earlier 20…

This club has been sliding down for a few years now. They are having trouble getting dancers and the club schedule sometimes has less than 5 girls listed. Making matters worse, the place is YUUUUGE,…

I visited McDoogal's on two consecutive days, a Wednesday and a Thursday. These were my first ever visits to this establishment. This review combines both visits. There is a lot to like about McDoogal's. The owners,…

An update on this place. Admission is here very weird and can vary depending on who is at the front door. I always use the coupon from their IG but some days it’s…

Verdict: Just NOT Enough I hardly give bad reviews. But this time I want to save your 💰. Just Enough Lounge is a older small house converted to club. Street parking is easy. They have parking…

After my late night at Sugar the night before it was time to make a return visit to HiLiter. I’d had some great times here in the past and even a fun time after the…

The Celler is blinking bar, when I was there dancers did not strip at all on stage. Joliet is 30 mis from my work in Naperville. So, easy to commute and head back home. You drive…

It had been a few years and I was going to be in Phoenix for a few days with some free time so I reached out to the locals. Thanks to scrub, trapdoor and Richard…

Location was closed when I tried to enter. Avoid or please remove this location. Didn't seem like it was going to be temporary either. Sucks Area is pretty ghetto too. Stay safe!…

I went here on a Thursday afternoon because it's reasonably close to the Fort Lauderdale Airport and I needed something to do to kill some time before my flight home. I went during happy hour…

After my warm up at Christie’s I headed to S44 with the intention of trading looks for mileage. I was right on both counts. The club sits on a corner next to a McDonald’s. My…

Sunday night before Memorial day. First time to Tampa. $20 parking in front, $10 parking in back. Street parking also available. $20 cover. Arrived after midnight. 10-20 dancers. All sizes, thicc to petite. Mostly latina,…

Against my better judgment, I went to the Playpen Gentlemen's Club on a Saturday night at 21:30. Parking is limited, and the back end of your car literally ends up being just a few feet…

I rolled into Cowboys Showgirls at 21:30 on a Friday night. There was a reasonable $5 cover charge at the door. There is a dress code of no sweatpants or hoodies. One of the guys…

Haven’t been in months but decided to give it a try in the Sunday before Memorial Day! They were running their $10/song lap dances and $65 per 4 songs bed dances. Won’t…

TL;DR a solid, comfortable club, if you ware down with $30 topless / $40 nude per song with decent two-way contact. Didn't partake, but the signs were that extras could happen, but only with…

TL;DR Seems reasonably safe and drama-free. All dances were decent two-way contact, didn't go for extras, but seemed highly possible (if not inexpensive). The night I was there was heaven for anyone…

I used to live in Dallas 15 years ago. Baby Dolls was always my favorite place. Back in town to visit friends and I had to stop by. Somethings have stayed the same.…

I enter the club around 11:30pm. No parking lot just street parking on a 1 way but it was very easy to to park. Upon entry I've notice 1 small stage with a pole. 1…

I finally got a chance to return here after 7 months! I arrived at about 8:45 and stayed until about 11:45. The place is still as I described it and as others have. This was…

It's been about three years since I last visited Kandy's so decided to visit again this memorial weekend. I arrived around 11:30 to a packed parking lot. Far more people than the last…

Just visited Brass Rail for the firs time last night with two of my friends. I'm pretty young and basically a noob when it comes to strip clubs just to give a heads up. The…

Visited the club for the first time since lock down. From many of the reviews it didn’t sound like much had changed so I decided to stop by. Came on Thursday lunch time…

Came in on a Friday afternoon around four. The club is located just off route 24 behind a restarting next to a pot store in case you need a smoke before you go in. I…

Went to Palominos on a Saturday night with a group of 9. We got a package that included a few bottles of liquor and a big bucket of beer. This also included admission and a…

Overall: Had a great time as part of a group, would go back solo. Background: Decided to try Treasure out for a bachelor party based on recommendation on another in our group. Him and I are…