I mean, they do call it Dirty's

Dirty's is kind of what it says on the sign, so I can't knock them for being misleading. That said, the doorman took my $7 cover and gave me a quick rundown of dance prices ($10 for a floor dance and $30 for "VIP" which is just a curtained off couch by the bar). Walking in the main area is to the left with one stage and plenty of seating. Floor dance space is a row of chairs along a side wall. The bar is directly in front of the entrance. A beer ran about $5.

In all I think I saw 5 girls working, but it was earlyish on a Sunday evening. I was approached by one called Dream(?) who was friendly, chatty, and I think a little high. She eventually got distracted and wandered off. I did get one dance from Ruby - very good looking woman, petite, likes to wear red and keeps her glasses on for the most part, which I think is cute. The other women in the club were a handful of Cubans who sat in the back corner and would periodically walk up to ask if I wanted a dance and then disappeared if I didn't immediately say yes.

The rest of the staff seemed friendly enough. The club itself was a little dingy but didn't feel unsafe. The lot was fine, not as well lit as I would like and it seemed like a rougher part of town overall. There were a handful of beer cans and at least one discarded condom in the lot (take that as whatever sign you want).