Reviews

Call me crazy but it was another weekday afternoon and I thought I'd drive by Rick's again (see my Pandora's review from Aug 11 for context). This time I kind of assumed it would be…

Been here many times since my last review seems that no one else on here goes here or at least writes about it. 4 recent trips have been on Thursday nights when they are supposed…

Went in there on the spur of the moment as I was doing some business downtown that ended early. Club seemed easy on and off the highway but construction on federal hill and over by…

Jacksonville, FL. Wednesday around 4pm. I just came from Sinsations but only three girls in there, not my type, didn't want to dig deeper pay for the mandatory drink so I bailed and came here.…

Like a dream? A fine blowjob merged seamlessly into her straddling my groin. I may have my hands on her fine ass, but she’s the one doing the work, bounding up and down, keeping a…

First timer at Cheerleaders last Tuesday night. I was in town for work so ventured to the club around 9 pm and stayed for 2.5 hours. Upon arrival you can park in their lot for $7…

Made a Thursday evening visit to Polekatz a few weeks ago. I was there from about 5:30-8:30 pm. Parked across the street as I normally do. I don't mind paying for parking but I'd rather…

I thought I was done perving for the day after my LDA Pandoras spin, but I found myself in the mood for round two by the evening. I went to Sugars, getting in around elven…

Club Risque is easy to access off of I-95, onto Columbus Blvd/Delaware Ave, near the Delaware River in Philadelphia. There's free parking next to the building, and overflow parking in a monitored lot across the…

long time since I been to mettlers, no longer living in southern mn. got to the place about same as always enter long bar to right elevated area to the left containing pool tables darts…

Stopped in to see what was happening on a Wed. afternoon around 5pm. No parking valet on duty yet so I self parked and walked in. Paid $10 cover and went through the…

LA is a big city but there is only one Tropical Lei and I'm glad to see it has endured post-COVID. I stopped by on Thursday at 10 pm and it was going as…

This is my second visit to Tex-Mex. The first ever visit there I was apprehensive. It was about 3pm. I parked in the front, but there is also parking in the back. The view Into the…

Morrisville, NC. Right outside of Raleigh. Wednesday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Quiet area. The door girl and the parking lot guy playing soccer in the lot. She goes in gives me a discount…

Cary, NC. Wednesday night. Seems like a quiet area. This is a setup I've never seen before. The gas station is connected to a night club on the right and on the left side is…

Raleigh, NC. Wednesday night. Right off 440. Drive up, parking lot, the lot in front of the club is valet you gotta pay for that but there is a side lot that is free. Parking…

Virginia Beach, VA. Thursday afternoon. I just ate at Virgina Beach's specialty Chico's pizza. Man did that suck, don't eat that fugazi bullshit. Right in front of NAS Oceana, this town is the Navy's east…

This is a club about 30 miles south of Mille lacs lake, which is a popular fishing destination 100 miles north of twin cities. I stopped by on a solo creep on way to a…

I really enjoy this place. The girls are mostly 9's and 10's, friendly, and the place is well lit. The girls each go on rotation, most of them get fully nude (up to their discretion)…

Panama City, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Place was packed to the gills. I was able to find a spot. Walk in $20 cover and they give you a wristband. Pat down. Walk in, club…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Sammy's across the street. Walk in cover I can't remember what it was now I think maybe $5 or $10 to a girl at the door.…

Stopped here on a Monday night after a business dinner and time at a sports bar with a smaller portion of the business dinner crowd. I hadn't been here in many, many years and it…

Was told of this place by a dance and right it was worth checking out. The location is easy to find and parking is fairly adequate but can see if really busy parking could be…

I was in Tucson for a Saturday not too long ago and decided to sample Venom and Raider's Reef (in that order). Since I usually go out in the Northeast (mainly Northern Jersey), some of…

New Locomotion is probably my favorite of the 3 "sister" clubs in the area. Little more laid back than Cafe Atlantis and marginally cleaner than Midway Invader. Club is within a building with…

We visited this place on a Saturday night and the parking lot was bumping - the old jack shack across the parking lot is now a dispensary, which seems to happen to every Portland building…

My first review mainly because I feel I've got something to add toward the end to the collection. The clubs been around a long time. It's one of my favorites due to a neighborhood dive…

Went on a Saturday afternoon. Parking wasn't great but I parked on a side street and walked over. Keep in mind this is nestled between some other businesses, so avoid during the afternoon if you…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. This club is connected to a night club one door down. Parking I found some in the back going left. Food truck right near. A lot of vacationers and tourists and…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Red Rose. Real big tourist/vacation spot. Right near a couple other clubs. Parking lot plenty of spots. Walk in $10 cover to a nice girl. Free…

I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible. This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out of…

Pensacola, FL. Saturday night. Seemed like a safe area right across the street from Eden Cabaret. Parking lot is not enough, I was able to find a spot. One cop in the lot was addressing…

Houston, TX. Friday night. In the Galleria area, pretty busy area. Came in as it was just starting to fill up. It looked like the parking lot was valet so I just parked in the…

Houston, TX. Friday night. Just by the sound of this place it kind of sounds divey but you drive up to it, a nope this is like an upscale strip club. A big Vegas style…

Location: Right off I-70 at the Smithton exit, behind the giant truck stop. Easy enough if it is close to you, but the 2+ hr commute is beating me down more and more the older…

As the DMV has a pretty poor club scene (at least DC and Virginia as far as I can tell), I decided to check out West Virginia on a whim yesterday. It was between Lust…

I went on two successive nights last week, Wednesday and Thursday: Wed. because I heard Thurs. were a zoo due to the discounted VIP, and again Thursday cause I was bored and I figured…

The exterior Pandoras has recently been painted. It’s now a dark brick red color. Some customers probably won’t notice because they’re quickly walking from the car to the club entrance, hoping by looking down at…

I got there around 11 on a Friday night. There were only 2 girls when i got there. They Definitely knew how to dance but was really slow. Eventually more girls came but they just…

Friday late night visit. Got there at 11:30 Ppl have spoken about layout so won’t bother. Have been reading comments so decided to check it out again. Felt a sense of deja…

Annual boys trip to AC and while we usually follow the same script - poker, dinner, strippers - this year we decided to forego our usual after dinner spot to check out Stiletto. An immediate…

Lincoln, NE. Downtown. I wouldn't worry too too much in Lincoln, not really known as a crime hub. I parked right in front. The door is on the corner. Walk in, no cover, no id…

Visited Pandoras around 5:30 in the evening. Took the metro from downtown to roosevelt and hopped on a uber from there. The club is in a decently safe area and is easily visible to your…

Risque is in a industrial part of Bristol. Very easy access and ample parking. Plenty of ATM’s in the area also. Walk into the building and it’s always dark which is great. Metal detector and…

Lincoln, NE. Wednesday night. Right downtown basically this club on University of Nebraska's campus. Parking actually isn't an issue here, there's plenty of street parking and behind the back, where the entrance is to this…

I was there earlier this summer. It was ok, but not as good as I remember it being. This place used to be mostly 9-10 knockout girls, and now, it's mostly 6-7s.…

Omaha, NE. Wednesday night. After having some Runza, checking out downtown and coming from Spearmint Rhino. It's got a parking lot, commercial area. Walk in, big bearded guy at the front, cover is $20 with…

Carter Lake, IA. Walking distance from Charles Schwaub field where they play the College World Series. If I didn't have google maps it would be tough to find this place. It's like in an industrial…

Was in the area so decided to go to kittens for a quick visit. Parking lot was not too full so was not sure how many girls would be there. Went in and…

Came in on a Friday around 4. When you enter to the right the bar is in front of you the left along the wall. The oval stage is in the middle of the room…

First of all it’s in on the bad side of town. Lots of low level street walkers and drug dealers milling about up and down the road. Got there early around 7pm mid week. $10…

I visited on a Monday evening arriving just before midnight. There were 6-8 girls working and maybe 6 guys. There were definitely more girls than patrons, so the girls were happy to see each person…

Peoria, Ill. Tuesday night just before midnight. Downtown Peoria. Parking lot on bothsides of club. I wouldn't say you had a lot of crooks hanging in the parking lot, but there are some randoms hanging…

I’m a strip club degenerate perv. I did the strip club tour last weekend but needed another perv high. So I went to Pandoras…again. I’ve said before that Kittens is becoming my new stomping ground,…

Indianapolis, IN. Tuesday night. Originally wanted to go to Dancers but said fuck that their parking lot was so dead, I knew it'd be a waste. I came here instead on my way through Indy.…

So it’s Wednesday and I’m thinking it’s time to take another ride over to Delilah’s in Manville. I’m about 30 minutes south of the club, but I could use a little R&R. I was last there…

I fly into Toronto periodically and stay near the airport. If I have an overnight layover I like to go to one of the bars: Atlantus, Locomotion, Silver Dollar or Midway. This time it was…

I went to Nicole's around 1:00 PM on a Friday afternoon. Like most businesses, it is still in a post-Covid lull so I was the only customer there which isn't a negative. There were three…

Lately, to me, Criket seems to be providing the best blend of atmosphere, beauty, and value. Whether you are in search of something specific, or just a stop for a brew & view. Beverages very reasonable, $7…

Alright so to cover all bases in a short order since I described it before. Walk in, smoking room to the right, bouncer with wand to the left. Stage with two poles and stools surrounding…

Hadn’t been here for a couple of years due to covid but was out with the lads and wanted to see some skin. The place hasn’t changed much over the last 2 years, still feels…

I recently received a recommendation to check out Déjà vu Lake City. I’ve been to many a Vu before, but honestly once I found places like Sands, Pandora’s, Centerfolds, and way way back: Ricks,…

I had a mid afternoon flight home. I arrived at Christies at 11AM. I paid $7 entrance fee which included lunch. I was surprised how big this club is. I walked to the bar to…

This has been the first nude club I’ve ever been to, as most clubs near where I live only accept 21+ patrons. This club will accept people who are 18 and older. What a way…

Kongo Klub is a bar that happens to have nude dancers. Entering, there are about 1/2 a dozen tables and a similar number of high tops. The stage is floor level, but you have to…

I visited Silk on a Thurs afternoon around 3:30. I’m continuing my search for a late afternoon/after work spot to have a couple beers and see some pretty ladies. So far, Brads and Rio have…

Okay, so I went back to Lace West Nyack after my first review draw skepticism. In part, I was curious whether my initial experience was an anomaly or whether I was correct about some of…

Was in town for a convention recently and got into an Uber to go to a club near the convention area. The Uber driver convinced me that I should go here instead. It was…

Went to Thee Dollhouse the other day. It was surprisingly busy at 430. Looked like a bunch of young couples were there partying it up. There were only like 3 dancers so this might have…

The Kalamazoo Deja Vu is located on the north west side of town in a light industrial area at a well traveled intersection (Douglas Rd and Ravine Rd). The building is a 2-3 story…

Hey guys - I recently moved to LA, so I don't know all that much about the SC scene, but thought I would give Jet Strip a shot after a long day of work.…

First let me start by stating I thought this place was closed. I was mistaken, what is completely wrong is the hours listed here on TUSCL. Also the name, is it Secrets or…

I went Sunday night cover charge was $20 quick pat down and was in. 1 drink minimum bought a drink for $10. Music was nice and loud the atmosphere was good. There was about 10-12 girls…

This review is about my visit few months back. As usual parked my car in the parking lot front side. Showed id to the security at the entrance , went inside, showed my gold card…

Hit this spot on a Weds night around Midnight and it was pretty quiet but enough people that you didn't want to leave. The club was clean and MASSIVE. They do a check for weapons…

I’ve been to Cheeks several times, the club serves its purpose. It’s large and if you go on a Saturday night it will have at least 20 girls working. It’s a lot to choose from…

I visited this place in my first visit to Medellin. A Colombian friend recommended this place, and let me tell you, it did not disappoint!! It is located in an exclusive residential area, where you…

This review covers two nights, Monday and Wednesday. Monday was totally dead, imo, but girls seemed to be working. Wednesday was much more livelier, but overall laid back, typical strip club atmosphere.…

First time at Synn after reading all the reviews of this establishment, and the sister establishments. It was also my first time back to a gentlemen's club in LA since COVID. The LA spot I…

This place has changed. The bar is now open. I didn't visit because I don't drink, but it is open. It is not part of the club, but it is attached to…

Flew into DTW and had some time and stopped by this old haunt with the mindset that if I don't see much I like I will even abandon a beer to move on to one…

So hit the 390 on a Wednesday for the dance specials that are advertised for ten bucks. Was kind of hit or miss because the club a weird vibe today. You could tell it was…

Indulge August 16, 2022 - [ ] ID checked NO - [x] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: building on “The…

This place is right on my way home from work. I always want it to be good but it never is. Place is right on a busy county road with a large gravel…

Arrived around 11 pm. Cover was $13.50 & highballs $9.00. The entrance to the club swings to the right after you pay the entrance price. It's a good size and there is a stage to your…

$5 cover, free parking. Security checked my ID, no scan/record. Got and G&T for $7. Bartenders are pretty good looking. Two stages running. Almost all Cubans. The side of the…

I had some time to kill Tuesday night before meeting some friends and decided to pay a visit to sugars. It is on aura Ave with a big bright sing that is impossible to miss,…

So just like most reviewers I was in Philly for work. Hadn’t been to Club Risqué since before the pandemic and after a disaster over at The Oasis I decided to head north on…

Been coming here since before the pandemic, this review will serve as my recollection of the average visit over the past three years. The parking lot has an attendant, costs $20 for the spots closest to…

On a trip to Seattle and am staying downtown. Feeling bored and hit this club with a friend around 9:30 in the night. Location: This is opposite to an Amazon building. Well lit with a LIVE NUDES…

Obligatory club info (copied from my earlier review, nothing changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying to clean…

I had been here many times before but this time was different. They have changed all of the private dances. Used to be $25 per song in the back area of the main room or…

First time back in a while. Cover was $10, but go to the website, sign up for the mailing list, and get a free admission coupon. Its an image to download and unless you…

This is my second review of Dreamgirls WB from a recent Saturday night visit, so I'll keep some of the info about the place short... -Parking may be an issue if you get there after 11…

So this club is really good. As good as Pandoras probably. I’ve had a bit of an epiphany about this club in recent months. I’ve long been black pilled on this place, but the the…

I ventured out to Pandora’s earlier today; I am normally a Kitten’s guy but I had a strong yearning for a world-famous Pandora’s day-shift handshake. I arrived a little after noon. The place was dead…

Pokekatz was a bit odd to get to, involving a bit of a wind through office and light-industrial buildings. My GPS brought me there without trouble, though. It looked like you could park on the…

First time visiting this club, after visiting the main ones (Rhino, Treasures, Sapphire) on previous trips. Thought about making a reservation beforehand, but glad I didn't as my crew dwindled dramatically. Was able to call…

I was in town meeting with customers, so it was after 10:00 when I finally arrived. In what appears to be a pretty decent section of town with a lot of parking in a…

This review comprises of 2 visits, but all of my action is on Monday night, my first visit. I believe I paid a $20 cover (no cover before 7:30 I think) and a diet…