Reviews

My go to place in ATL for a reason. Learned about it from an old rock song (rocking out at tattletales?). A staple for a reason. The place is in a slightly run down part…

My first time in this place in years, since well before COVID. Dropped in a little after 1. Parking lot was mostly empty, but two patrons inside when I went in. Long, rectangular bar, stage…

Ironically it was the last Saturday off before starting a new job working Tuesday - Saturday 3 to ll. Jobsite is 45 minutes in opposite direction. Club is off Pt. Marion Rd north of Morgantown…

I do some photography, and one of my models had just turned 21 and was dying to go to a strip club. So I took her to Rick's, cause a know a number of…

It is located on rt 9 south can't miss it. Has lots of parking in the back. Has a 2 pole stage with lots of seating all around with comfortable chairs. Many dancers are fully…

Pink club on Rt 130 typical NJ semi secluded no foot traffic with a big parking lot. Daytime $10 cover to the bartender after sitting. Non alcoholic drinks free with cover, BYOB club. Parking lot…

After reading the last review by Razarus09, I had to go and see what was up. This club has always been near the top of my list in Vegas. I am happy to…

A few years ago this place used to have some very hot girls, lately thought they are 5's at best. Mostly 2's and 3's the last few times I went. The place is tiny.…

Stopped in to Tex Mex while on a business trip to the area. I’ve been to this one a few years ago and kind of knew what to expect. The parking lot is…

First post-pandemic visit to the Mpls Rhino. It felt very safe to be there. The bouncer screened people well upon entering. Inside, there were about ten girls working, but only two or three really caught my…

I walked in around 10:00 PM on a Thursday, only planning on spending 30 minutes there. Cover was $22 including a drink that it took them 20 minutes to offer and by that point I…

There’s a huge blue sign outside so you can’t miss this off 35 in Laurence Harbor. On weekends there is someone in lot for help with parking but on this Thursday no such problem. Parking…

Made a day of it as I hit Pink Pony during the day and Tattle Tales in the PM. Already posted my review of Tattletales. I got there around 5 pm. It’s…

Came in on a Monday evening around 815, knew it'd be slow but that was what my schedule allowed. $22 cover including unlimited soda gun refills, only one other guy already there who was sitting…

My boyfriend and I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon in April. It was snowing, but fortunately the pothole-riddled parking lot had been salted. We entered and paid the $5 cover each. Although the rock…

I had read about Clancy's for years and had the impression it was a rest home for old dancers. I was pleasantly surprised to see all the dancers were younger Brazilians. No one…

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a…

Went to Austin for a week long work convention and ended up here after drinking on 6th Street. A colleague had said he had read about this place and wanted to go. This…

Went to centerfolds on amateur night which they have every Monday. Parking is no problem and it's safe to park there in my experience. Cover charge is a little high at 22 dollars I believe…

This was in mid-May. I decided to change things up and hit up a strip club in the evening rather than my regular opening time appearance. I’ve only been to Sugars twice so far, so…

Hit the Pink Pony first (another review to follow) and got to the club @9:30 PM. It is valet only after 3. $5 for valet.. Then security will do a quick…

[DScrub can just call it a shill review. But what can I say - I like this place] I had the rare opportunity to visit this Wednesday. The club now opens at 6 PM (closed Mon…

Beemers has been my favorite club in the area. As usual parking is free and there is plenty of it. Cover is $5. Two bouncers / cover takers. A hot blonde…

I don't get in here often because it is not open during the day and I don't have many excuses to get out at night, but today I was able to slip in around 5:30,…

First time visiting this place. It's located right next to one of the big parking ramps downtown so walking there was a breeze. Entrance fee was $10. Walked in and got a beer at…

Shares large free parking lot (and $5 daytime cover) with Scores next door. Still doing the ID scan. Long, narrow club with pool tables where dancers often congregate on the right. To the left is…

After reading Loper's review I thought I would check this place out and I did have realistic expectations because this is a Massachusetts club and not a Providence club. My expectation was that this…

Decided to check out this place that I haven't visited in years. It changed a lot from what it used to be. Used to be more of a dive bar/strip club years ago with cheap-ass…

Back at my local with some money burning a hole in my pocket! Mostly the same as it ever was: First stage has a wraparound bar which puts you about 10-12 feet from…

I visited this place when it just opened. I was wondering why this club was categorized as adult entertainment rather than strip club however, I could not find a huge difference. This club does not accept…

I visited last Friday (6/3/22) for my second time ever at this club. The last time I went was during the week and there was no cover, but on Friday they charged $25. At…

Went in on a weekday around 5ish. Parking lot still the same with the gravel. There were a few cars in the lot. Walked in, bathroom was to your left. I think they had some…

Stopped in after a show to see what was what, having read the history of the venue and being curious what such a venerable old haunt would look like inside. The answer: A vintage temple…

Overall: Players club is rapidly becoming my favorite club. This place is pretty great imo. The lineup was incredible for any day, and this was a Wednesday. Extras seemed to be a day shift thing,…

This was probably my most unpleasant visit to a Seattle strip club, or any strip club for that matter. Friday afternoon, around 4 or 5pm. I walk in and pay the cover, $11 I think.…

Overall: This place is fantastic. It sounds like the place is trending in the right direction. The area is weird, but not hostile imo. The lineup is not fabulous, but definitely not bad. Tips will…

I was in Nashville for business, and despite the warning about what to expect given TN laws regarding how clubs work, I went. The club is physically really nice, with a fenced-in parking lot, clean…

Oh my god. This place is dangerous. Decided to check out Red Rose as it's the closest spot to downtown so it wouldn't be an expensive Uber ride. Actually, I took one of those electric scooters…

Back in Vegas for the week, so I will be reviewing a handful of clubs. First up is the Rhino. It was a bit of a let down, but it was a Tuesday…

First time at this club. Got there around 11pm on Weds. 10 dollar cover to get in the door There were about 15 girls there and by midnight there were 25 It was mostly Cuban, Colombian…

La Pearl is the first floor part of the infamous Philly west side Outer Space Club/La Pearl Lounge. A $10 cover gives you access to both clubs. La Pearl is on the first floor to…

The drinks here are typical for the block. Around $8 for rail drinks for you. To buy a drink for the girl will cost $25. You can get a lapdance in the…

I had a great time at Kittens. I was expecting ROBs accosting me as soon as I walked in and girls demanding more money than they deserved. But what I got were two girls who…

I got there around 8:00 on Friday and there were three girls on the floor. They ranged from a 7-9 in my book, your book may be different from mine but they were all three…

The club is located a few miles outside of State College. I was in the area for work and arrived around 8:00 PM on a Saturday. You enter into a hallway and I had to…

This was my club from my days living in Philly. It was a great time then and it’s still a great time. I went after work and I got there before a cover or bouncer checking IDs…

Sugar 44 has turned into my “go to” club lately. There isn’t a “party” atmosphere there, and everyone is really laid back. Exactly what I look for in a strip club. Lay out of the…

This is my go to bar, as well as my local club. The mood of the club and the girls generally depends on how easily I part with my money. Drinks are good. Reasonably priced,…

Located in Spring City, it's about 30 min west of KOP. Next to Phoenixville. The bar itself is in a odd location. Basically what looks like an old house converted into a bar. It's on…

INTRO I intended to visit a few Akron clubs and leave reviews of each, but there was so little going on at the first three that there’s not enough to say about them to constitute an…

Stopped in for my second visit ever as I was passing through Huntsville on a Tuesday afternoon at 3:00. When I walked in there was one dancer sitting at the bar with two old dudes.…

The Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas is an upscale strip club and with that expect upscale prices. Cover is $40 + tax, so approximately $44. They scan IDs and do a metal detector wand on…

Unfortunately, this is not going to be much of a review. I arrived Sunday evening around 10pm Memorial Day weekend. I was driving home from the East Coast and happen to see it and decided…

Arrived to what seemed to be a pretty full lot. Walked in and paid a $5 cover. Always $5 day or night. The doorman gives you a ticket you are suppose to…

Was bored on a Saturday morning and knew a certain Mexican milf would be working that day, so decided to make a pilgrimage to the old stand-by. Memorial Day weekend. The more of a strip…

Had not been to GGR in quite some time but figured I give it a try again. Went on a Monday when both Ashley and Josie were working, two of my favs. Place…

A friend of mine and I were staying at the new Resorts World casino hotel in Vegas and the lot where we parked his car was literally closer to Sapphire than it was to our…

Haven’t been here in a while and had a little time so decided to check this out instead of paying Platinums parking and cover charge and taking backroads to Vivide. The club is located immediately…

This is my 2nd review in less than 30 days but if I wait I will forget. I don’t know why I have to describe the building again but it’s a pink building just off…

Was in Des Moines and needed to get an itch scratched that only a young naked girl could reach. Beach girls is one of a few choices in Des Moines and closest to my…

Arrived about 9:30pm on Memorial Day. There were only 5-6 dancers and similar numbers of PL’s when I arrived but increased to about a dozen dancers by 11:00. There were a few each of white,…

I was in the neighborhood around lunchtime today and decided to stop by. Mid-week at BDD has never been that successful for me. I didn’t have a lot of time so I literally paid my…

Daydreams is closing as of 6/10/22. Long message just posted on Club’s IG reposted below If you want nude dances in Philly with an open bar, you have just a few nights left . Daydreams_philadelphia After…

This is for a Friday early evening. Parking is free, but you have to pay $10 cover. The bar is free to sit at as well as the free-roaming tables. The booths cost money. I…

Was in town and saw this place had no reviews. Didn't feel like hauling all the way to Dallas so I said "Why not? Let's explore the unknown!" It was... meh. This club apparently has been there…

I visited my favorite smoky and seedy strip club that is known more for extras than ambiance. The parking lot is gated (added during covid) and there are security cameras in the parking lot. The…

After a long time, I decided to visit a strip club and chose this as it was closer to my place. I entered around 6.30 pm and there was no cover charge. As soon as…

I stopped in solo on a random Monday evening during a business trip to Denver. I got to the club around 8 and paid $20 cover at the door. The club is quite big and…

This club is downtown next to the Twins Stadium. It is in an older building which is rather nice. The area felt safe, and the club itself was comfortable and moderately upscaled. As you…

I arrived around 5PM to take advantage of the Free before 6PM ad. I was greeted by an empty parking lot and easily took one of the corner spots. The building is flanked…

This club has changed for the worse since the pandemic. The layout is the same - one main medium-size bar and very small bar for when their busy. There's ~7 medium size stages.…

They really keep things moving along here. It felt like a sushi conveyer belt but with titties. There’s one long stage with dancers on either end at all times. Three minutes person song before one…

There are so many options in PDX and each club needs a way to stand out. I think Rouge went with the “ensure every single girl is a 9+” option. The club isn’t particularly large. Bar…

I was passing through Nashville and I wanted to see what a Tennessee club was like. All the reviews I’ve read about clubs in Tennessee didn’t seem all that great but it was another state…

I took the title of this review from Sly and the Family Stone’s hit song, which, if you were around in the summer of 1969, you couldn’t have missed, since it was on every radio…

I was going to be in the Baltimore/DC area and did some research on the various clubs around the area. I also contacted a senior TUSCL member who was incredibly helpful and complete in his…

To me, clubs are for living a fantasy. So that means women I don’t normally encounter acting in ways I don’t normally encounter. That, in short means decently thin/fit women with fake tits (preferably big…

Went to this club while in Boise for work. It was a Thursday night, so not super pack. Probably 10 - 12 customers with around 15 dancers, so a good ratio of dancers…

Second time at Ladies. Knew more what to expect this time. A woman opened the door this time and asked if I knew the drill. She led me to a room and I waited maybe…

I had a long day at work, so I decided to check out Coliseum after a long hiatus knowing that the VIP curtains are gone. I arrived around 6 PM and walked in without…

I got a four hour window last Thursday and decided to clean up and go see a particular dancer that I have had a number of experiences with at Club Tease (formally Club Skinn). Because…

Not to experienced with strip clubs but this was around me so I figured I’d give it a shot. It’s pretty sketchy from the outside, looks closed almost. You have to walk up a ramp…

Visited about 4:30 on Friday. Big error - the parking lot was full and there were no seats at either bar in side. But no one was paying attention to the stage so I got…

Decent time. I was in from 8-10p on a Friday night. There was a Giants game so it wasn't very busy when I was there but probably was going to pick up later. I was…

After a trip to another club I hit Vivid at around 4:00, $10 entry after a quick pat down and in I went. A very attractive AA girl was at in the upstairs booth and…

I haven't been here in awhile because of just ok experiences here, but it was on the way to the airport and I had some time to spare. It was sunny outside and it took…

Third trip to the Denver area this year and this club has always been further from my hotel than other clubs that I went to. I should have driven the distance before. My…

Once again found myself in the Laurence Harbor area, this time on a Wednesday, not the usual day I visit GGR. Bar is the same as always - rectangle shape surrounding the interior stage with…

Was in Pittsburgh for the weekend on business and tried to work in a nudie bar on Saturday night. Went to Cricket, but that was dark and looks to be out of business.…

Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers me, aside from…

Was in town for work. I wanted to kill some time before watching G1 of the NBA Finals. I tried Cheaters first since it was the first club from my place. Boy, good thing there…

Rode a motorcycle up to Indy to meet a buddy for dinner and drinks. I had a plan to hit a bunch of clubs for the Saturday Matinee, but most didn't open when their google…

My first visit to Blackjack's--a Saturday night around 8:30 A $28 charge for parking/entry with two coupons for non-alcholic drinks (there is no alcohol here). Inside there is a main stage that had a dancer…

In short, Gents (and ladies)- this is the best place ever. Yes, better than TJ, colombia, thailand, the netherlands, czech republic, peru, etc. Allow me to make the case below. The following is all POST-covid. I…

I generally like Chicas. I stop by here a couple times a year and always enjoy my time. This time I dealt with two women who were both running scams and decided to bail. You…

I had a usual slow afternoon last week at work so I decided to skip out early and check out some entertainment. At first I went to Desire which truthfully has become my go to…

My GF and I hadn’t been to a club since 2020, so we were really excited to visit the FC. We decided to go on a Thursday evening, hoping to avoid the bachelor party/frat boy…

Visited the club on a Sunday night last fall to watch the Rams game. Parking lot was empty as typical on a Sunday. Entering the club around 7 pm there were a mix of 7…

So first off this is a typical strip club that would not be anything special but for the dance specials. $10 dollar dances all night on Mondays and Tuesdays. The difference is that if you…

Was driving down I95 solo and made a pitstop here on a Tuesday Night, entered around 9pm. Usual cover on entrance $20, walk to the right and get padded down/metal detectors. Show begins. the club opens up…