Reviews

I was in the area and finished up work so decided to stop by for Happy Hour. There is plenty of parking and can’t imagine that the lot would ever be full. When you walk…

Posting my monthly visit to PP (actually it has been about 2 months since my last visit!). I used to go to Oasis Goodtime, but as this group knows OGE is closed. I try to…

I had one night to spend on a business trip before heading to Orlando the next morning. Had heard so many great things about this place that I got excited as soon as I…

I've reviewed this place a few times before, which isn't surprising as its the one place that I need to go to if I'm ever in the area. On this occasion, I went along on…

I’ve been going here occasionally for a while and I keep coming back because I know what to expect. Nothing crazy, but rarely if ever a let down. They seem to have their system down…

I enjoy stopping by herb in the street shortly afternoon on a weekday afternoon about every other week. There is always great parking, when you walk in you are greeted by a bouncer and simply…

Club Matador has grown on me over my time spent in the panhandle. Lately (on my infrequent visits), I'm seeing more attractive amd complete lineups on Thursday. Friday and Saturday nights than in the last…

I stop by shortly after lunch on Tuesdays or Wednesdays about every other week. Nothing at all new with the facility. Walk in the door greeted by usually two doorman and offered a table. I…

For those that have never been, as you walk in the bar is to your immediate right, and further down to your right is the bathroom. To your immediate left is the raised stage, further…

If you like Cubanas of all shapes and sizes, this is your place. Free parking on the south side of the building. Looks like there might be a valet on the north side.…

The night started just before midnight. The place was packed and very hard to find any place to sit near the bar. Center stage 3-4 dancing while plenty of table side dances were happening…

How does Springfield only have one strip club? That confounds me - state capitol, more than 100k people, and not a lot of other clubs around the area - more than 30 minutes at least…

This is my first review on this site so go easy on me. Originally I wanted to review another club, Flamingo in South Hackensack, but it was dead as hell with just one girl on…

ok so I was at greektown AREA doing some hanging out with friends and figured we might take a shot at legends. we walked from greektown casino its a few blocks and feels safe. …

What a difference a few years makes. This club has really changed dramatically, in some ways good and in others not so much. For starters, When I arrived, the security guy had me come in…

Stopped in on a Saturday around 1am. Parking lot full, parked on street across from club. $22 entry fee at window before entering large door. Walk in it's super dark need a minute…

It was my first time in El Paso, and after reading various reviews I chose Buck's. I arrived around 11PM on a Thursday. The parking lot was surprisingly full given it wasn't a weekend. The…

TL;DR: 70% white, 20% hispanic, 10% Asian, 10% AA dancers, 6 to 10, mostly 7-9s. $10 cover, $10 whiskey cocktail, $20 lap dances, VIP area $1000 lifetime membership I played hooky from work and I enjoyed…

I'll start by saying that I am probably not the typical strip club client. My wife and I have taken to visiting local clubs together in the past few years, and Penthouse has become our…

Came here for the first time, last weekend. Previous reviewers do an--honestly--amazing job of describing it. It is 100%, no doubt, a bit of a dive (I'm being super polite, because that's just…

When you get there parking lot is all gravel. I usually park in the far end you can get stuck in if you pull all the way forward. When you walk inside there is a…

The club is located just off route 80 about 8 miles from NYC and walking distance down the highway from the “Bada BIng”(sopranos) strip club , real name satin dolls. I grew up close by…

Place is the biggest, but not necessarily the best in the area. Went pretty late at about 12am on a sat. I believe the cover was about 10 or 15 dollars Drinks are as expensive…

To start this is West Virginia. We are not in Miami. All white girls but only about half of them were not fat. Sorry about that ladies. $10 cover charge and…

On another site it was reported that thhis club was mixed ethnicity. That was not my experience in past visits. So I took one for the team and drove over there to check it out…

I arrived at 4:05pm on Friday. First time at this club, but been to many others in the valley. Doors open at 3pm and the sign outside said “Welcome Barrett Jackson visitors -…

This review will be a combination of 2 separate visits. The first visit was on Monday, January 9. There were 3 dancers there, even though they advertised 6 dancers in their posted Instagram line-up. Before I…

Arrived around 1:30 last Saturday. No Valet or security outside. Security/parking guy inside. Thorough wanding and pat down. $5 parking but no cover. U shaped bar in the middle where most lone guys sit. It is…

Was driving by and noticed the new paint job and cars in the lot so I pulled in to check it out. The interior is a huge improvement, not so much the girls. 4 girls…

“The Bit” is a small local’s type club. Right on Rt 46 in Mine Hill. Has a log cabin tavern look to it. At the edge of a middle, maybe lower…

My wife and I were visiting Vegas, so as we normally do we came out to Palomino. We went three nights, Sunday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Transportation: I called the club to schedule pickup, a short…

Popped in around 3:00 on a Friday. No one on stage. One girl at the bar with a regular. Thought I was between sets so I waited……and waited. A guy kept going from the…

This was my first visit back tp the Playhouse since the pandemic began. I drove by on my way to work every day over the last two years but was too scared to go in.…

I began the Saturday night when I crossed the border on foot around 7:00. I tried to park behind Jack-n-the-box, but there was a big “FULL” sign and a line of cars waiting to get…

I was visiting AZ and decided to stop by the Hi Liter since it seems so popular here. Upon reaching there, I drove to the far back side of the parking lot, parked, and walked…

It has been a while since I tried a club close to home so I thought I would give this a whirl last week to see how it was going. This club has a well…

Pink building right off the highway. Plenty of parking. When you walk in it’s fairly dark with a long rectangular bar that takes up most of the door area. Two poles.…

The club is in an industrial part of town right on the outskirts of gentrification. It's easy to find and has plenty of parking. I usually go during the day shift, before 5pm so parking…

Funny my last review was removed because i said nice things about a place i frequent instead of bashing it . The club is clean and nice inside. It’s regularly fixed up and ive seen…

I went on a Friday afternoon (from 1pm to 3pm). There was no cover. The girls are attractive, probably 7-8 average. I would say half were Russian. Almost all the girls…

I got here at 9:00, right when the night shift starts. $10 for parking and $20 cover. This is a small club. When you walk in the bar is in front of you with the…

I don't venture to the clubs often at night, but on a recent Saturday night I was bored so figured why not. I am always curious if night shifts have better girls dancing than day…

Made a visit to PW last Friday and arrived at 8:15 p.m. There was plenty of parking and was well lit. Admission was free with my hotel key. Happy hour was over (I think it…

I usually used to go to COI clubs, but I wanted to try this since this was one of the few open during a pandemic. So it was on my radar for a while. This…

I'm curious why people don't talk about this place more. I had a great time and am looking forward to going back soon. I arrived at around 8 pm on a Thursday evening. After patting me…

I'm originally from New York, so I wasn't too familiar with the clubs in the midwest. That being said, I wasn't setting the bar too high for The Office, but I was pleasantly surprised. I…

I had not been into TMC Dallas in quite some time and decided to drop in to see what has changed and how the talent was. This has always been a beautiful club and…

I been to Paradizio 2x before. 1st time I arrived there around 10pm. It's $5 before 10pm and $10 after 10pm. They have a parking lot but it's can only fit like 5 cars. Street parking…

Parked in street...normally adequate free parking within a block of club, unless it's super busy. Upon entry, gave BYOB items to bartender (usually Ashley the owner), who is a long-time dancer both here and elsewhere,…

Savvanah, GA. After midnight. Only option open on this night. Complete industrial area along the river. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy wasn't at the front, then he comes back in. Cover is $10, waived…

Hilton Head, SC. Tuesday night. Big golf community, pretty safe area. I know Mark Messier lives here and Michael Jordan used to live here in the offseason. Plenty of parking, walk in. Very hot, curvy…

I stopped in on a Thursday night after a less then spectacular visit to DD down the road. It is not a very big looking place, just off 19 south of Oz and DD. It…

West Columbia, SC. Tuesday night. Around 8. Only club in town. Area seemed alright, car dealerships around here. I like me some Bernie's fried chicken outta columbia. Parking lot was pretty full but it wasn't…

Returning to north Jersey from Atlantic City, I decided to make a western road swing to drop in at Big Pink. It was a long ride and I was beat after a long weekend. Big…

Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and attractive…

Was in Denver for a small-group bachelor party. Wasn't really anticipating going to any strip clubs on the trip, but happened catch a glimpse of La Boheme on the way out of a nearby bar…

First time visiting a club in Dallas. Very impressed with this club. No question the largest club I've ever been in. Very convenient location off a freeway in Dallas and has a large parking lot…

In town for a morning business meeting. Had a few hours to kill before returning to the airport. Stopped by around 1 pm or so. Nice big parking lot. Felt like…

Cafe Atlantis is a staple when traveling out if yyz. Place has a huge central stage with a stadium style setup with seating on the floor near the stage and an elevated platform with seating…

Haven’t been to Beemers since COVID. Environment and atmosphere hasn’t change and fun. Wrap around bar in front of several stages. Only one in use as it was a slow Wednesday evening. They don’t open…

20 US entry fee It was very slow only about 10 or so customers and maybe 10 dancers. The dancers were a mixed bag, some a bit heavy but 3 were attractive. Had a lap dance…

Literally across the street from my hotel. Arrived around 8:00. $20 cover mandatory coat check. Two bouncers checking ID’s cover collected around the corner. Host showed us to our seats because of…

I noticed from following the Paradise IG there were some new dancers so I thought I’d stop by during their Wednesday specials to check it out. The layout is the same with a square stage…

Went on a Thursday to see some latinas Francesca and graziella Both very curvy Ordered a beer with the barmaid prices are reasonable I think $5 I saw my friend francesca I have seen her in the past…

Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were $3. Lapdances are…

This club opens up at 11am. I arrived at 12pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot. It had been a long time since visiting a club. I will be honest. I was just…

Had my first visit to Midway Invader in December 2022. I am an out-of-towner and my go to place is Cafe Atlantis but I thought I would try something new. Like most strip clubs it…

Went by here a couple Saturdays ago in the afternoon It was a little early my plan was to go early and do a vip with this hot little dominican Perla I have seen her there…

Ok! So I haven't reviewed this club for a while. This has become my club to go mostly on the account of the ladies. Last time I went there was on the 23rd of January.…

I visited this place twice during the last week of December during the afternoon. It’s been a month but I think it was a Wednesday and Thursday. As has been mentioned the place…

First time I’ve been to Lace in about 5 years. A girl that worked here was a good friend and we stopped talking for some reason. Anyway, I pulled in around 9. I…

Went alone after midnight. Place was clean, a little dark. Music was good, not too loud. Lots of beautiful girls. I prefer skinnier chicks, and there were a good number of them there. All the…

I stopped while driving home to Cleveland from Michigan. It was a little after 11pm on a Monday night, two dancers maybe a couple other patrons. I chatted with one of the dancers asked about…

I read here on TUSCL that Dollies was back in business, so on a Sunday mid-afternoon I walked in. The lights were all on, and no music was playing, and no dancers were evident...so I…

I guess you could say this is my local club and I have been here probably about 20 times over 2 years. There is an annual membership of $10, but that eliminates cover charges…

Went to check this place out my last night in San Juan. got there 10:15 and cover was 20. I took an Uber there, I didn’t see a parking lot. When…

Pretty rare for me to hit up Pandoras on a Saturday. But the stars aligned, and the opportunity presented itself. Walked in the club early afternoon. The layout hasn’t changed. One main stage in a fairly…

Wake up Wednesday. Funeral to attend at 9. Wake to attend at 4. Wake to attend at 6. Just a shitty, shitty day so off to Providence, except that the weather assholes have…

For several years, I frequented the Jet Strip but only in the afternoon. My work took me into that area and they had a killer daytime lineup of ladies who stayed around a while.…

Overall it’s not a good experience for me today on Wednesday. I was there at 10:15PM by their limo. Cover is $44 for 2 drinks. I did get limo back to hotel and on the…

Was visiting Pittsburgh and decided to give it a try. Had little trouble with parking, but found one right in front of the club. Club had good vibe and had 2 stage and both of…

It's been a year or more since my last visit to 5th Avenue, and there are some very good and a couple not-so-good updates to report. It's mostly good, so let's get the bad out…

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When you…

Showed up on a Friday afternoon after a business meeting in the area. Been here before so I knew what to expect. Parking lot is decent sized, shared with a few shops. There’s a deserted…

Arrived around 3:45 right before the cover went up. I spent $15 to get in and declined the vip. Their immediate parking lot was full, but the one across the street was empty and free.…

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at Sweet…

Surprisingly not bad for being in the god forsaken wasteland of Maine. Eye candy is virtually nonexistent in this state thanks to a sparse population and its lack of diversity. You can go…

I happened to be in town and decided to make a stop at Pantheion. I've been here a few other times before in the afternoon. I arrived at about 3:30 thinking there was no cover…

O the pink palace. I no longer live in the state so no longer have an easy excuse to stop on by. And that is a shame because Playhouse is easy. Easy and safe parking.…

This place runs the gamut of girls. A couple of white a couple of Latina a couple of Asian and all varying in looks. One girl had her own private room set up in…

ATM by the door. Vip is next to it but closed. Rectangular bar/stage with 2 poles. Approximately 20 chairs around a rectangular bar. 3 lap dance booths in back. More light above than preferred.…

My continuation of Mich Ave club visits, the sister site to Henrys. I parked in the free fenced lot and paid my $5 cover to the guy who waved me in. Layout is more traditional than…

Was down in Fort Lauderdale for a work meeting on Monday and decided to go out Sunday night. Tried to go to Twin Peaks for the playoff game and it was on a wait so…

It’s been a while since I came here and actually sat down for beer/s, otherwise in the past it’s mostly been brushing in/out of here. But, this time around, I actually ended up staying for…

I can recall when I first visited this place. It was shortly after it opened, and shortly after it was cleaned last. The place is not fancy. The good points include a large horseshoe bar,…

Decided to take a random visit on a Thursday night (around midnight/1:00am) since I knew a girl working here from social media. Didn't know what to expect, but the venue is fairly small in my…

Envy is a dive bar that technically has dancers. But you rarely see any stage dancing. Plus, most girls don't wear the required pasties, so they never take off their tops when they do. This…

Mixed feelings. Had a promo for free cover and wanted to give it a shot. Wasn’t sure what to expect. When I arrived.. my free cover wasn’t honored.. so that was a bit strange and…

Only had $90 on hand, but thought I'd check it out after class one day. Paid the cover (don't remember it) and bought two waters (at the time there was a 2 drink minimum). It's…

Made a recent Friday trip here after getting freed up from work. I used the OneGC app to get $10 off admission so entrance was $5 with a $6 dollar drink. I had dropped in…