Reviews

went in around 9pm, club was between the busy Valley Blvd and the railroad. parking lot was dark and poorly paved. I was searched by the guard outside the front door in the park lots…

Went to Atlantis this past Saturday because I was in Chicago and wanted a relaxed atmosphere. Had to get up early the next day so I wasn’t in the mood to go to my usual…

So I read a lot of reviews about that this place and wanted to check it out on my visit to Atlanta. Arrived around 1pm, $10 entrance fee not pat down at all. Was directed…

Right there in Canal Park, this is the best option for many miles when the Superior clubs are closed during the week. $5 cover, drinks were 5ish, dances 20. You walk in to see the big…

Stopped by about 3:00 early friday afternoon. Club is put in middle of no where. Nice club and music was actually pretty quiet. Nice sized stage but no one dancing. One patron at the…

First visit to Allure. No cover charge as I got in the door with no attendant. Surprisingly small with a stage to the left of the front door and a few small tables to…

I went to Just Bliss on a Thursday around 1030 PM. I was greeted by a dancer/model right away. The dancer was white and on the thicker side but she had great tits. She explained…

I spent a week in Warsaw and figured I had to check out at least one club. I didn't do a ton of research but enough to conclude that Hustler Club would be a decent…

I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and some visits that…

Came in at around 6 pm and was charged a cover of 15 dollars and one drink minimum. Settled for a bottle of VOSS water. Waitresses will make change for you but I was shorted…

Hello TUSCL world, Been out of the stripclub game since March 2020 (Pandemic) because of the fact our company wanted to do everything fucking virtual. So I couldn't make up an excuse to hit up Atlanta…

I visited Hustler club San Francisco on Friday July 29, 2002 from about 9:30 to 10:15 pm, after a visit to Condor club. The entrance to the club is on Kearney St about half…

I visited the venerable Condor club from about 8:15 to 9:15 pm on Friday July 29, 2022, during my several day visit to San Francisco. The club is on the corner of Broadway and…

Was in San Diego for vacation with the family, but I was able to sneak out for a few hours. I’m use to being able to stay for a few days, so this was a…

Came around 12am on a wed to thursday night, wanted to see what the vibe was after Lido moved out. $20 cover, $18 for a champagne, they had no other wines, 4 customers were there…

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Facilities: Place has a nice large free parking area, well lite in the evening. Two doors lead into the same main entrance of the club. Restrooms are on the right as you enter…

Sahara is close to home, so I often default here. I find it like a treasure hunt ... lots of frogs to find one princess. Sorry to mix metaphors. $15 to go in.…

I have been to this club a few times. I will give you the strengths and weaknesses overall and then tell you about my most recent visit. Strengths: this club probably has the most attractive dancers…

Definitely my choice club in philly. Has a decent vibe and the bartenders are nice. Service is very slow at times though. Like even when the had some downtime it took a while for me…

First time I've been here in a while. It is no longer HUSH. It's now called The peppermint hippo. Big parking lot open decent lighting safe. You're pretty close to where they keep the Goodyear…

Visited this place for the first, and probably last, time late on a weeknight, essentially in spite of, rather than because of, its significance in popular culture. I could walk to it from the hotel…

Stopped by on Tuesday night, maybe 11:30pm. Plenty of parking around the club, lot was maybe half full. For those of you burning a free review read, here's the general club details. $20 cover includes drink.…

Due to the recent negative reviews of Little Darlings I decided to try out the hippo instead. Did a little research and found out the dance prices might be less inflationary than little D…

This will be the first of two reviews for Emerald City in Port Charlotte, Florida. My first trip was on a Saturday night around 9:00. The building is just off a main road behind a…

When you pull into Kandys there is a huge well lit parking lot. When you walk in the place smells clean. There is small entry way with a desk which no one was…

Sunset Strip Aug 04, 2022 - [ ] ID checked YES - [x] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $10 + $5 drink Club:…

Maybe I was to sensitive. You let me know. I walked in around 9 pm on a Tuesday night. Place was fine. Paid a $10 cover went and grabbed a $4water. I then noticed a…

Showed up around 7 pm in a Tuesday night. Busy corner parking out front had plenty of spots. Walked in, no security outside and paid my $10 cover. When I walked in I was…

Hasn’t been reviewed in a long time, so I stopped by to check it out. It was alright. There’s a bar next door now, but when I arrived they announced last call. So I didn’t…

came all the way from DFW to buy a boat and stopped in the first joint I saw just to stop driving for forever. this used to be a Chinese buffet. you can tell b/c…

This cricket review is a tale of two visits. I usually always hit up the Criket during my club hop days. Sometimes it’s a hit. Sometimes a complete wiff. My last two visits were one…

Got in 11pm on Wed, with $20 cover. A waitress then brings you to a table inside. I got a bottle water for $11, gave her $20, she wanted all the change as tip! I…

Went here on a Sunday in the early evening, around 5pm. Place was decent, kind of dated and tacky but it was (mostly) clean. Girls were decent, the Miami standard is thicker on average and…

Saturday. 4PM. My buddy was already spent from his favorite blonde at Doll House, but we’d never checked out Sins day shift only at night. The DJ took $5 each for admission. Reading day…

I visited Garden of Eden on Thursday July 28, 2022 from about 10:15 to 11 pm after I had been to Centerfolds down the street. The club is on Broadway just east of Columbus.…

As part of a several day visit to San Francisco I went to Centerfolds on Thursday evening July 28, 2022 from about 8:45 to 10:15 pm. The club opens at 6pm. None of the…

A work assignment for the U of I came across my desk, and I jumped hard at the prospect since (1) I was thrilled to do work at the alma mater and (2) I've always…

Walked in because I had some time to waste. I went to the bar and sat down hoping to order a beer. Which took too long, but I finally got a drink. Some half-drunk…

First visit post-COVID, and not much seems to have changed. Drinks are still way over-priced, and the dancers (and dances) are still--as far as I can tell--among the hotter in town. I arrived around 8:30,…

This was the second of the two clubs that I got the chance to visit during a recent trip to Rochester. The parking is free and plentiful. There was a $10 cover charge…

Hello all, I've been lurking for a while now and this is my first review. As has been mentioned recently Vivide gets a lot of reviews so normally I wouldn't bother but I felt the…

Here we go... You enter and pass security. Depending on the time they may or may not charge you a cover. I haven't paid a cover in a while so I can't say what it is.…

PO is basically my go to spot. Since Atlantis closed, I may go to 19th but that's only if I want to get in and out. There's plenty of parking since it's in a bit of…

Little Darlings has, off and on, been my absolute favorite club in greater San Diego. They are mildly famous in the local club community for having a drug bust by the SD Sherriff's department…

I've been to Silver City about 4 or 5 times now, and i'd say i'm a fan of this club. Disclaimer - all my visits have been dayshift. The club runs a special on Wednesdays…

First visit to this club in at least 6 or 7 years. It’s a free standing building on New Falls Rd between an Acme Supermarket and a pawn store. Parking is both on…

I’ll start the review by giving some qualifiers…I’m originally from DC but I live in Atlanta, and was a Follies regular, so my expectations are now skewed tremendously when I go to strip clubs. That…

Have not been to this place in probably more than 5 years. Unfortunately, it was not anything special then, and it continues to basicallyy be the same now. Not a bad spot, given that there…

My 2nd time stopping by in the last month. The first one was just a quick beer recon stop. The bar is a long bar with a small stage and not much dancing…

Dropped by on a Sunday evening for the first time. Club was very easy to find with parking both in the front and back of the building. Upon walking in I was charged $10 for…

How do I describe Ragtime? It is the most secluded hole in the wall that is truly a sad place posing as a strip club. When you drive up you pull into a…

This is a Friday late afternoon report. Pink building. Square bar. Old bathroom. Plenty parking. Bartender collects 10 for cover and 2 soft drinks. Byob. Dances are 30, 4 minutes in private…

After a couple of not-so-good late night stops in the area, I was pleasantly surprised by this club. Yes the $10 cover was a little higher than I paid in two nearby clubs and…

Is this even a strip club? I mean it has a stage and tables and a bar and all of the other hallmarks of a strip club, but it was missing the most important…

When I pulled into the parking lot at 9:00 pm, the conditions out front should have warned me. There were 5 cars in front of the club, two of which were real shitboxes.…

Came Friday night with about 1.5 hrs left before closing. When you enter the building you have the dancers changing rooms to your left and to the right is the entrance into the club. Paid…

I really hadn’t planned on checking out the Blue Sapphire but when my load out of Ogden was delayed until the morning I ended up finding a place to park almost right across the street…

Centerfolds is on U.S. Route 20, the longest highway in the country (3,365 miles) and one of the oldest (1645). On that timescale, Centerfolds is relatively new. I couldn't find an actual date,…

Location: This club is located in the greater Lansdale area. A nicer suburban Philly area IMO. It’s not too far from the the Lansdale NE extension interchange. If I studied a paper map harder, I’m…

I decided to try this club on a Saturday night. I have my favorites but they are so far away from me. I’m a fan of lapdances, not really of the party atmosphere so I…

Popped in for an afternoon for the first time since remodel. Place is nice but sprang for VIP without realizing they had a new area with couches. When you walk in, main stage is on…

Plenty of reviews this place, as far as I know it’s one of the better if not the best day scene in the north Jersey area. Tuesday at 1pm and there was a decent crowd…

First time back inside here since the closedown. Much as it’s always been. Same layout. Bar on the right as you enter down the stairs. Your ID will be scanned. Small bar area…

When I walked in, they asked me if I had ID on me, but told me that I didn't have to show it. I was charged $10 to enter. No patdown or other…

Came here on a Thursday evening after going to Cabaret East (way too smoky there for me). Anyway, security frisk outside the front door, he was cool though. Paid the $10 cover, and got right…

I was back in Dallas for a week and stopped at Lipstick a number of times. Cover is $5 or you can pay $30 for VIP. Bar is in front of you as you walk…

While I am not a true regular at the hugger I do make it there every 4-5 months or so. My quick review before getting into details is that it is a cheap place to…

I had not been to Fancy's since before Covid. I used to be regular there when in OKC for business. Not much has changed. Cover is still $5 and beer is $3.50. Dances are still…

I came on a Monday afternoon and had a pretty good time. The club itself was dark and a little bit smaller than what I was expecting but was comfortable. There was a main stage…

Was meeting a buddy for drinks in the area and we decided to check out GGR. Pulled into the parking lot and it was busy as expected for a Friday night. Luckily we were able…

I flew into Buffalo, and (after some airline delays) arrived late, well after midnight. I wanted to try somewhere close by, but that one was totally dead. So I followed GPS (the Global Positioning version!)…

Came here on a Tuesday night around 10:00 back in July while in the area for work. Place is tucked away at the end of a street near some commercial buildings, parking lot is small…

It's been over 2 years (pre-covid) since I've been to Roanoke. Was in town for work and decided to re-acquaint myself with this club. First, let me share the perspective from which my review is…

This is a late review - i went about 2 weeks back. It was one of those hot days in seattle, had nothing to do so dropped by Pandoras around noon. The cover was $15 -…

I used to frequent XTC, but I wanted to try this instead for a change. This is hands down a Spanish club. I went in Sunday evening . Very little crowd, compared to the late…

I visited Mpire Gentleman's Club in Washington DC on the evening of Tuesday, August 2nd around 10:15pm, because I saw the reviews online and it was supposed to be one of Washington DC's better strip…

Well the free parking was fuller than usual. They have cut down all the trees in the lot. Now what minimal relief from the triple digit temps was previously available is no longer.…

Got to the club around 10pm. Utterly dead for customers. There's some weird California law where you can't serve alcohol and have nude strippers. Sounded like a raging party was going on next door in…

Many have described the club prior. Large upscale club, valet parking, VIP area upstairs, three stages downstairs, one stage upstairs (on Sunday, only one stage used). TV screens all around, nothing on that Sunday though. It…

- [ ] ID checked YES - [x] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down YES - [ ] Pat down NO Cover: $8 Club: building on relatively busy street with…

I reviewed Scores according to Tuscl back in 2019 but have been in for short visits since then. This visit was a bit longer and one of my more enjoyable times. I’m not…

PREFACE: On a road trip from the East Coast to Chicago and back, I managed to make a two-day stop in Detroit – my third in the last 10 months – to visit a few…

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night. 815. Parking lot was empty I should've took the hint. Walk in guy at the counter. Military is free if there was a cover I wouldn't have come in at…

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night around 9. Just came from Showgirls III which I was thought was false advertising btw they should be Showgirls none. Walk in, ID check and no cover. Two fat guys…

Canton, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Peppermint Hippo. Safe, commercial area, well lit. Parking lot, plenty of spaces. Walk in, they cash register wasn't working so they guy said no cover. Some blonde chick,…

Akron, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Luigi's they got some good pizza I thought and it was the only thing open and the only sign of life in downtown Akron which was a complete…

Playing golf in the area I decided to hit this spot after the round to cool down. I was a mess when I arrived after golf, having accepted a bet doubling the usual stakes and…

Toledo, OH. Saturday night after midnight. Northern Toledo. Walk up get patted down, cover $10, free military. Walk in, stage, two dancers up at time, seating all around bar on right. Dances are $25 a…

Toledo, OH. Saturday night. Strip mall, plenty of parking. Walk in. through the mag. Guy at the front looked just like that dude Dan Crenshaw, eye patch and all. Said he did 21 in the…

Kalamazoo, MI. Near a fairly wooded area actually. Big parking lot. Walk in, cover was $10 IIRC to the girl at the booth. No pat down or ID check. Club is really a long rectangle.…

Kalamazoo, MI. Friday night. Just came from Angels. Parking lot should find a spot. They were grilling out front but it was $9 bucks for a hamburger that ain't a deal. Alright so there's like…

Mostly white girls. Goth, and regular pretty white girl types. The bartenders tend to be better looking then the dancers which seem to be a THING nowadays lol. They tax you to get a dance,…

Went there for the first time on a Tuesday as it was $10 dances. Dances are topless only. $16 cover to get in and they scan your ID. Modelos were $7, bud…

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…

I’ve only been to 4 clubs so far, but this one was definitely the grimiest. The chairs were old and ragged, the bathroom was nasty, and the set up isn’t great. You come in and…

Dayton, OH. Roger Clemens and Mike Schmidt are from here. Just came from cheeks 2 minutes away. Cheetah I guess is a newer club. Safe commercial area in the south suburbs. Plenty of parking. Walk…

West Carrolton, OH. I was in Dayton to see the National Air Force Museum, I thought that was really cool, that is some collection of planes. Anyway Thursday night. I splurged and decided to stay…

Centerville, OH. Thursday night. End of a Dayton club run. Plenty of parking, seems like a safe suburban, strip mally type area. Walk in, big black guy security dude at the front door gives you…

Decided to stop in while driving by. It was a Monday night so the cover was low, $5. I was surprised there was a cover. I only saw three girls in the place, two talking…