Reviews

If you like Russian dancers, this is your spot. Great drinks with more of a sports or neigborhood bar atmosphere. Bikini tops only. Good mileage. But you will go through many $1 bills…

I arrived back at Club 2K at 8:15PM, Thursday evening, September 13, 2007. Only a 30 minute drive from home. After paying my $4 CC, I went to the bar and ordered my…

After leaving Club 2K very disappointed, I decided to drive 30 minutes further east to Zanesville. I arrived at Doctors Lounge at 9:50PM. I paid a $5 CC and ordered my $2 longneck…

Tuesday night and I got there about 9:00 p.m. The Silver Bullet used to be one of the best kept secrets in Central Illinois. Now, thanks to the popularity it enjoys from being a highly…

Went to Paradise Saloon and the choices were not much cause it was about 5pm so it was slow. The girls were friendly and took several dances from them all (5 girls), especially loved dance…

Saturday Night we arrive about 10 PM. As stated previously, this club is in an isolated industrial area, right off the 394 Interstate at Lincoln Highway. Well-lit and easy-to-find. The structure can be seen for…

Due to a change in my work schedule I can only frequent the clubs during the day. I tried Main Attraction on July 4th only because Cheetahs was closed. The dancers weren't bad,…

Nice hometown strip club, girls are friendly, sometimes pushy. but for the most part warm and soft. Easy to talk to. pretty for the most part. Recently though they seem to be a bit over…

This review is an effort to promote the exchange of some truely USEFUL information about this club for a change! Who gives a flying fuck what kind of beer they sell or what music they…

This was an OK club, but not worth the "#1 rated club on TUSCL" that it used to hold and that they promote on their marquis. The setup is a bit too fancy for…

Continuing my trip East I visited the GC on a Wednesday evening, early. Most of the ladies seemed to be stuck to regular customers, or else the Champagne rooms were stuffed. I wouldn't know about…

I would not rate this club either a 2 nor a 10 (as in the previous two reviews). Even a 6 may be too high. I spent over 3 hours here early on a Thursday…

Seriously, because of past loyalty that I had to Jaguars, I'll give it a seven; but due to new laws, I should give this club a 4. Back in "The Days of Glory", Jaguars used…

I arrived at 5:30pm last Tuesday 9/11/2007, 30 minutes before Happy Hour (2 for 1 well drinks) ends. I didn't have to pay the cover since I came to play their free poker league. There were…

visited the day shift, as always, the club was mostly empty. It is a huge club to begin with. There are three levels. The main floor with the main stage, the upstairs for the…

Went to this club after a long day of business while in town for a conference. The place is a little old and located a bit off the strip, so expect a cab ride…

Was in town for the toronto film festival and poppped in for a visit. overall, not bad, but gurlz ain't as hot as what I see inside the clubs in cali. But there…

In responce to the raid. I also cannot find anything on the web. My ATF called me on 9/10 to inform me of the trouble. She said it was in Sundays paper.…

This rating may not be fair as it is based on a Wednesday afternoon visit, rather than a busier (weekend evening) time. Having said that, I will tell you that the 5 rating is…

This club might be on a slow side during the week, but weekend comes and you definitely need to party here! Went on a saturday night, plenty of girls: Russian, Spanish, Hungarian, Brazilian.. you…

Stopped by Sat. Sept 8 looks llike all quality dancers have left or on long vacation. Very happy to see that the day shift dancer Paradise does not work their anymore. Heard she got a…

Was in town on busienss, dropped in on a weekday evening. First impression was mediocre at best based on my experience in other clubs around the country. I like to get good lap dances and…

This club is low key and low pressure. Dances are only $5 with pretty good contact. The only problem is that the girls are hit and miss. On busy nights, there are…

Was just at Cheetahs and visited at different times of the day to get a sampling. The club has added another more expensive private area (maybe they are trying to compete with the Rhino for pricing)…

Went in the late afternoon. This is kinda scruffy looking place in a questionable part of town. Crowd mostly blue collar 20-30 somethings. About 12 girls working, most about a 5-6, a…

Should have given it a 1 in yesterday's review. Did some more research. This is not a strip club -- don't go here expecting lap dances from hot dancers who know how to tease. And don't go…

After my harrowing experiance at Fantasia (the first time TUSCL reviews have failed me!), some locals recommended Jimmies, which is halfway between Hunsville and Athens/Decatur. I had a great time here -- this is…

Went in the afternoon as I heard about this place from a friend. Both Centerfolds and Slipper opened at noon. It was very quiet at first just me and they hadnt started…

I went to Stewies pretty late last night, so that might have had some effect on the quality. There were only three girls working and only one was borderline attractive. One of the…

I've been a frequent visitor to IS for about five years now. I have to say these girls give the best private lap dance in the midwest. Basically the only rule is you can't…

The place is located on the north side frontage road just west of the Fly'in J gas station. I went on a Friday afternoon and there were only a dozen guys there and maybe…

Oh how the mighty has fallen! This used to be my favorite place to go but the new no nudity law has made it boring-I guess i am going to have to find a new…

There have been a lot of changes at the Paradise over the last few months. Quite a few long-time girls have left and there is new management. Sadly, some of those who've left…

Went to Cheetah's a month ago on my first trip to Vegas. Was suggested by the cab driver (also suggested Little Darlins). The club itself is not huge, I was told by one of the…

What an *interesting* place. I stopped here on my way West last May and caught the night shift. There was at least one lush, super-hottie, Blaze, who made it more than worthwhile. Returning East on…

In the past, I would normally give this place an 8 or 9. The value is excellent, mileage really good and ladies have been pretty darn sweet. However, I'm dropping my rating for…

Club Vogue is always a pretty good time. I'm giving it an 8 because you get the best of three different worlds. First, ALL NUDE...and I really mean all nude. Baby Doll's…

For OKC, Night Trips is the place to go. I went there recently and they were having $2 bottles night and there were plenty of hot ladies. Anytime you can get cheap beer…

How does a dump in the back of a adult book store get this many totally hot babes to work in Harrisburg PA? When you enter the bookstore you pay the cover $10 during…

To put it nicely, this place just plain sucks ass. I don't understand all the positive reviews. For starters, there is a very low dancer-to-customer ratio. Among the few dancers they do have working--on a…

I stopped in here with a friend on a Saturday night between 12-2am. The sign says no cover to get in, but they get you with the beer prices. There's one stage that I saw,…

Yet another block trip where the Circus saved my night. One thing you can say about it, it's pretty reliable. This particular evening I enjoyed the company of a lady named Crystal, or…

Visited on a Tuesday night and a good variety of dancers and a fairly good crowd of men. There are two stages but you only get a close up view of one at…

Overall atmosphere is good---dancers are accessible and do not over pressure you. I'll definitely continue to frequent this club, it's safe, clean, and is very professional and low pressure. My favorite dancer I'm…

Went to Diamonds the other day. I had been there before so I was prepared and brought a bottle of Jack. The ladies are friendly and fairly attractive. They are also easy…

All went well. I only gave it a "5" because the chick I got a dance from was good looking. Other than that, this place is a complete waste of money. I only…

going down hill. Like Champagne this club is going steadily down hill. Went at 12 on a Saturday and it was fairly empty. had one or two cute dancers out of a…

More sports bar or restaurant than real strip club. Went there with 3 buddies to toss back a few brewski's. This is a decent place for that. There were several dancers running…

OVERALL, AN EXCELLENT CLUB WITH OUTSTANDING STAGE DANCING. I visited the club on two separate occasions--once on Wednesday night and once on Friday night. This review will summarize both visits. LOCATION/ PARKING: The club is…

I did my research here on TUSCL and decided Fantasia sounded like the best deal. Apparently this club is YMMV. I stopped in on a Tuesday and there were about 10 other people in the…

My buddy and I went here last Monday around 9pm. We were expecting the club to be a little slow but it was totally dead. Besides us, there were 2 other customers. The door girl…

Went to this club for the first time tonight. Had a couple of dances with Princess. He just about ground my you know what off. She was absolutely amazing. I like…

Visited around 3 on a weekday. Four dancers and about same number of customers but seemed to be more cars in lot. 2 song sets. Got an extra long and later a 2 for 1…

Drop by after the bouncer at SR pissed me off hoping to find an alternative to the hustle of SR. The admission is $15 on a weeknight, and it includes a free drink ($5…

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO....went in the afternoon..no cover and I should have taken the hint....three girls dancing, if that's what you want to call it and I swear one was preggers....spend the 5 bucks...go…

Went in around 9pm on Sep. 11 (Tuesday). Not many customers around, but good enough for me. All the ladies seemed to be of the thin, hard body type...although 2 were a little fluffier and…

This place should be avoided at all cost...you might as well hang out at a truck stop. walked in and walked right back out, told them I needed some jumper cables. it worked.…

Be careful at this club. I have always had a good time here but apparently I don't know the shady girls or customers. Last Friday night (9/7/07) they were raided for drugs.…

I have never given any club visit a 10 rating... but this Tuesday evening deserves a 10+! Mostly when in Detroit, I'll end up at the Flight Club, which by comparison is much more…

I hadn't been to King of Diamonds for several years, as I prefer Sheiks in Minneapolis. But, I decided to try something different. Short drive from the airport, 10-15 minutes. In a…

No two ways about it you can have more fun at Phipps with a handful of ones than you can with a couple of $100.00 at most clubs. Got there early on Sat and…

The Dolphin's not a bad place. Lots of young guys come in and hang out and are a little over the top but the night of the week or time of day contributes to…

Disappointing. All Russian, all the time. These girls could have been on Mars for all the interest they had in being on stage. Just vacant, blank-stares. At 6pm on a weeknight, there were 8 girls…

As far as working there, the money is good. But if you're not on the night shift, you're treated like a second class citizen. Go in during the prime time hours (9pm-3am) and…

On a recent trip to Rhode Island, went to Cadillac Lounge on a Fri night, and then again on a Sun night. The club has a converted warehouse feel, with a high-ceilinged main room, a…

I went to Desire around 6:30 PM on a recent SUnday. I knew this would be a quiet time. There were about 8 guys and 4 or 5 girls, ranging in quality from 6 to…

The Out House is basically in a corn field East of Lawernce. I found it without too much trouble by following a couple of cars that seemed to be heading down a country road…

I hit Hustler last night (a tuesday) about 8pm. Club wasn't weekend busy, but wasn't real slow either. I'ld guess there were about 12 girls working. Girls weren't as cute as PT's Sauget, nor even…

I hit Hollywood last night after having hit Hustler Club. Girls were roughly on the same level as Hustler. Drink prices seemed higher than I remember on previous trips. Waistress are above average in looks,…

Finally had chance to get back to cheeks after a long hiatus. Things remain the same and if anything, are even better than before. Quality of girls is highly variable, but you can…

I stopped by yesterday for a drink and a dance. As I walked in I headed straight for the bathroom. I was literally attacked by Asian Sue. I informed her of my…

Hey Jumbo, do you have a link for the raid. I asked on SCL and no one could provide a link. Nothing in the papers or on the local tv websites. When…

I have, by a very reliable source, there is an Angel working in this club. The more I hear, the more I like, I'm so sad I don't live closer. She is an angel in…

It has been about a year since I stopped into this club. Things were improved over the last time. The club is still a small hole in the wall. They have added better TV's than…

This is a nice, out of the way, place to "getaway" from reality. I am new to the whole club scene, so I didn't really know what to expect. I had heard about…

I went to Flashdancers for a friend's bachelor party, and I must say that this is among the classiest clubs I have ever been to, in terms of overall appearance, cleanliness, ladies, etc. Downside…

A fairly large size club that, as others have pointed out, is part sports bar and part strip club. The interesting thing about strip clubs in Atlanta is that the girls can dance nude…

I dropped back in here on a weekday about 6 PM and was pleasantly surprised to find a happy group of 8 dancers working the small crowd. Notable was Leah, who overcame a somewhat thick…

From reading the previous review I guess things been changed a bit. I went in on a weeknight about 11. There were a dozen dancers, a range of girls from petite, to hippy and very…

this club is big, easy location to find. valet parking only. the inside is big, long stage in the middle, well lit though, too well lit for a strip club. you will…

Tuesday night was slow, naturally. There were about ten girls dancing, all above 6. For my taste, the two hottest ones were Desire, a darker Negress, and Sam, a lighter one; the former…

Believe it or not, this used to be a great club.... Stay away now... The girls are horrible, the bartender nasty, and the bouncer looks like a tatooed freak from Carnivale... I made the mistake of looking…

Spearmint Rhino aggressively attempts to seperate itself from the typical West Palm Beach Strip Club. They want to be considered "High Class" along the lines of Rachels Steakhouse. The girls at Spearmint Rhino are generally…

The Garden of Eden is probably the least ostentatious, or should I say, the most dilapidated looking club in the Columbus/Broadway area. I was at the outset unimpressed with the club's appearance, but the interior…

Flesh is ordered closed for eight months by San Bernardino County judge, owner fined $25,000, ordered to remove drapes and other stuff. http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-fleshclub24aug24,1,4677319.story?track=rss&ctrack=1&cset=true San Bernardino County is going to lose. The city is the home of…

Correction, the club is still open, and the owner had 15 days to appeal the decision as of 8/24/07. The San Bernardino officials involved are your typical corrupt, small-town crusaders, particularly the City Attorny, Penman.

I have to say that my return visit to the CS -- I was there on my way West last May -- was a real disappointment. There were no really pretty girls. If there was…

I agree with most of the other reviews here. The place is huge, and with so many dancers (easily over 200 last weekend) your experience will vary from another customer's and be different from the…

I went to 2001 during the day, so that might have been it, but they did not have one girl that was hot emough for me to stay there for more then 5 minutes. The…

Stopped Monday night about 7:30, stayed 2 hours. Nebraska's biggest farm show begins tomorrow about 5 miles away, and I expected that the place would be full of quality dancers anticipating a big week.…

The convenience of the club in west broward is a major advantage. You don't have to deal with traffic to drive out east. Unfortunately convenience is it's only plus. Stopped by there…

What makes a club your favorite is very much a matter of personal taste. But when I travel to Portland, my mates and I make sure to hit this club on a DAILY basis. The…

Was there on an August Saturday mid afternoon. OK overall layout, a little worn. Only about 6 or 7 dancers, but that meant the DJ played long songs to keep the rotation slow. Nice…

Visited on a Friday night. Place was pretty crowded. Typical Block bar, with the bar down one side of a narrow establishment, with dancers behind the bar, and patrons on the other side of the…

Went here on a Friday night when they opened at 6. Happy hour prices on beers. Saw about 6 dancers that ranged in looks from 6 - 8 on a scale of…

Tough to rate this place like a strip club, its more like a peep show with extras :) I was pleasantly surprised to see a few decent looking gals working there. I don't know…

I hit this place a lot on Thursdays. Lots of new girls ranging from 6-8's. A couple of my favorites are Erika and Climax. Sassy is nice to talk to but not…

I am keeping my rating a 7 but I will consider it a 7+ as I think Silk has made improvements over the last year. My visits are during the day around lunch time,…

Went here the weekend before college football started and had a very good time again with some co-workers who made their first trip here... before here they thought that Sa...'s was 1st class and Ch...'s…

Still a very hot club. Had not been for a while and stopped in on a recent evening when in the area. Not a great location but a good place inside. Still some very hot women…