Reviews

Well, I had to come back here again to make sure my last visit (see Below) was not just a fluke. It wasn't. I could not find the girl who danced for me last time…

Came here on an early Friday evening, and not much to talk about. No cover charge but there was a $5 drink minimum (bartender seemed like a cool guy at least). As for the…

I used to be quite a regular at this place, since I work close by, but I hadn't been here in about 6 months, so I thought I would check it out once more. Being in…

My buddy and I got to the club early, about 8:00 PM, which was a mistake. We hoped to miss the $30 cover but no such luck. Not a lot of patrons but…

Went back to the Showclub after a long time away. Setup is still the same and price have gone up just a hair ($5.50 for a bottle of beer). The wait staff was…

I've come to the conclusion Thursday night is just as off the hook as friday. I've been twice on thursday nights expecting it to be a bit less crowded, but it seems like they…

Stopped by a few nights ago. Noticed a few dancers that were white but hot. Got LD's from several of the girls before making a choice for the VIP. I made a good choice as…

The last "review" is from a club employee or shill. See my review below about rip-off dancers and the answer of the manager to my complaint. Also the waitresses will hound you every…

Stopped by after Illini game. It was late and crowded so did not stay long. Usual aray of all types of girls so just wait and you will see one to your liking. Think I…

Came here last Thursday (you do the math on the date). I was already slightly hammered when I arrived, so that may have increased my rating but... I had a really good time.…

Whoa - this might be the skankiest club I've ever seen. 3 black girls working. $3.50 for a CAN of beer. It was early on a Wed. night, but this club had nothing going for…

Went here last Wednesday night around 10:00 with some friends. There were 4 or 5 dancers there and only about 5 customers. There was an enclosed shower for girls to dance in, but…

Would rate higher if more privacy in lap dance area. Very comfortable couches for dances. Visited about 3 weeks ago in early evening. Only three girls working but got dance from young brunette with curly…

My first visit. Stopped in this past friday night just before 7:00pm. Alot of activity with girls coming and going because of the shift change. It took a few minutes before I figured out who…

Stopped by this past Saturday afternoon around 4:00. I thought it was relatively busy, considering it was such a nice day outside. Mostly golfers which can be good or bad, but most of these guys…

Went to Erv's last Friday. The girls were on average 8 out of 10's. Love the BYOB. Was aa bit hard to find at first because it is in the back of the plaza. I…

Still a fun club to go to for laid back atmosphere and low pressure environment. You can hit it on the right night and have 7 or 8 hot girls working. However, some nights there…

I was pleasently suprised last Friday after deciding to try out the Riverside. It has upgraded and now serves decent drinks and other alcohol. I was even more pleased by the quality of dancers. Slim…

Archibald's was one of the first strip clubs I ever went to, back when I had my first job as a lowly staffer on the Hill all those years back. At the time, it…

I've written some longer reviews than this one, but I had to tell you that the gradual decline of Dangerous Curves is still in operation. The crowds are pathetically small and (several of)the girls…

This is a very interesting club compared to many I've been in around the country and definitely worth checking out if you're in the D.C. area. The place has the feeling of a neighborhood…

Visited here on Friday and Saturday for the first time. Lots of girls, all very fit and pretty, some natural and some enhanced. Occassionally they will have two dancers in the same costume…

The Club layout seems to be better. There were three stages running with plenty of girls throughout the club. The place is huge so it can be awhile before some make it your…

This place used to be an occasional bit of fun. It is by far the "nastiest" dance in DC. The girls are known for spending a large portion of their time on stage…

On a recent Friday I made the mistake of wandering into the Royal Palace, curious to see what it was like after not having visited for a few years. After a shower scene reminiscent…

was there on a slow sunday night. there were almost more dancers than customers, and they range from 6-9, mostly towards 7-8. Half natural half enhanced. The stage dance is 2 songs,…

This is a neighborhood bar with topless dancers. Dancers I saw on a Monday night ranged from 4 to 7. No enhanced boobs. Those of you who don't like fake boobs should…

I have been to ALL of the clubs from Redner's near the stadium in Tampa... to those east of town along Highway 60... three or four up in Pasco... to the handful along US19 and…

Was up in Montreal on business and decided to sneak away and go find Marieville. This was my first trip to a Canadain club, so I did not know what to expect. A bit difficult…

Of late, Subis has become one of my favorites again, they redid the VIP area adding partitions for all the seats. The dancers are much more inclined to give better dances now, Subi's has…

Went to Escapades twice in the last few weeks and had a good time on both occasions. Contact was excellent, and although there were no "extras", it was nice to get a decent contact lap…

It had been a few years since I stopped by the old millstream so I gave it a shot on afternoon was really surprised at how much the talent had improved. The girls ranged from…

This is the best club in Baltimore. It's the largest inside so you can have space to move, the best, most beautiful dancers, and it's clean and safe. There is free, secure parking. Special events…

Beautiful girls, top notch service, and low drink prices. the bouncers could be a little less pushy but i guess the new tv's and couches and all the remodeling they did make up for it.…

Lapping here is pretty tame unless you do the $100 for 30 mins of lap dancing special. I got that with a light skinned black chick and she let me roam my hands everywhere…

Man, my heart got sunk! My favorite girl thought that I was following her. I did not! I was going home. I honk my horn to get her attention to say bye. Plus, I would…

I went to Delilahs for the first time in several years. This is definitely an up scale club. By the time i got there I had had enough to drink and decided that…

Went to PTs on a Tuesday early evening. Not a lot of patrons yet, so potential tippers stood out (hate it if you're not to interested in the girl, but few others to pick…

I stopped in around 4:30 the place was a little slow, but, there were several very friendly girls willing to rub real close. I go in there since I can smoke a cigar a…

Went on a Tuesday night in July during business trip. A little slow. Dancers were in the range of 4-7 at best. Had cheap beer so it wasnt a bad place to…

This club was just what I was looking for on a recent business trip. Was not in the mood really to drop a lot of cash. Found Night Trips and was pleasantly surprised.…

OVERALL, A VERY ENTERTAINING CLUB WITH VERY EXPLICIT DIRTY DANCING. I HAVE PREVIOUSLY SUBMITTED A DETAILED REVIEW OF THIS CLUB, SO PLEASE READ THAT REVIEW FIRST. THIS REVIEW WILL NOTE ONLY THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MY…

I had gone here twice in the last year and both times were great. I forgot who I had my first lap dance w/but she was a short blond knock out that was completely…

It's a nice club, it was crowded when I went there saturday night around 11 p.m. Positives: Some girls came to see me, and after it was a very nice pretty italian lady, attitudes and…

Now this a small and nice and cozy place to be at. I remember in days in KY and I would gladly go back to this place anytime. The atmosphere is very nice and casual.…

Went a couple Fridays in a row now. Best club in the area in my opinion. Easy to get to from the interstate. The girls are nice. A little pushy about…

Went to the club on a Wednesday afternoon before catching a plane. Cover charge was small, like $4. Drinks were not too expensive. The club was a bit brighter than others that I've been to,…

Jiggles continues to improve. Visited around 5:30 pm on a saturday afternoon. Decent selection of girls, though I went through several songs with none coming by. They were around sitting at the…

This club has some amazing girls. The key is finding the one that is right for you. For Denver, there is no other club that gives the mileage of this place. The…

Continuing my tour as I head East, I visited BE on a Friday just before noon. The parking was three bucks, or $10 if you needed a valet's help. I had a free admittance chit…

went there thursday night with some guys from work and there was a few women with nice bodies but some with not so nice some really good dancing skill by some. Amy was awsome! seemed…

Continuing my trip East I checked into the JS on a Saturday afternoon about 1:30. There were probably 8-10 patrons and maybe 5 girls. They palyed two break songs between each two song set. It…

Spent an hour here tonight. No cover charge on a Saturday night, and a large glass of tap beer was $3.25. The waitress was lovely though fully clothed. It has improved a little…

Well, I decided to make a return visit on a Thursday night. They have a special: one benjamin will get you 30 minutes in a private show. All during the PS, I kept envisioning…

This club is not too big and not too small. This probably isn't the best destination for a bachelor party, but it's perfect if you're by yourself or in a group of 2-4. I've only…

Mons Venus - The only place in Tampa where it's hotter inside than outside. I spent some time there Saturday night. You really can't go wrong by going there. On the weekends the club is…

Dropped by the Dolphin on McLoughlin in Milwaukie about 1 PM Saturday. Just three dancers at that time, Lexi, Pixie, and Heaven. Lexi was a great stage dancer and very outgoing. Pixie…

$10 cover, about $6 for the drinks. "Home of the $10 dance" is the motto. That's at the table, $20 for a VIP couch and $30 for a VIP bed dance. Visited on a Friday…

Its been way too long since I visited one of my favorite clubs. Every time I get back to this area I have to make a stop here and the place has never let me…

Simply stated--Cheeks is off the charts for mileage. If you are selective, you can find a beauty and very little is off limits. Once the girls get to know you, you can be in and…

This club was one of my favorites back in 2000. Lots has changed since those days. The law has taken many of the "freedoms" typically provided during a visit. However, with this all being said,…

This club has really improved over the last few years. My most recent visit was better than I had anticipated. The women were beautiful and pleasant. No one twisted my arm for an extra dance…

I can pronounce the move to $20 lap dances and $125 VIP rooms a failure, at least for me. When they made the change just after thanksgiving I thought the only way it can…

Even though pretty much all of the clubs in Central Ohio (or Ohio for that matter) have taken a serious hit with the new law, the girls still are above average at Kahoots. Given,…

My latest adventure at the Gold Club 3 weeks ago Saturday was satisfying as it almost always is. I headed straight to VIP, because you can get a combined entrance/VIP pass for $50 and…

I visited SR three times on my recent trip to Las Vegas and I can easily say this is the best club I have ever been to! The lap dances are $20 and almost…

I visted on 8/28 and arrived at 3:10 PM. The club had just opened. The bartender said 2 girls were getting ready and would be out in a few minutes. I ordered…

I went to check out what all the hubbub was with this place. A good crowd for a wednesday night. and a lot to select from. got a dance from michelle - standard…

First time at CL and I can say I am a big fan. I rolled in at around 4:30 pm on a thursday. Bartender was attentive. A massage girl came by offering…

Dark, dirty, and getting raided frequently. This club is supposed to be a bikini bar, but operates illegally as a full nude club. You take your chances of getting your picture in the paper when…

I finally had an opportunity to make my first trip to Omar's. I'm a regular customer at another Lansing club, so I knew a little bit about this club before making my first visit.…

I stopped by on a Friday night and it was my 1st visit in many months. Only a few American girls working--like 3. All the rest were Brazilian. Barstool activity is really worth the $15…

Low rating based upon a poor experience. A new daytime dancer practically begged me to buy a dance with her, even cutting the normal price in half. I caved. Wasn't worth that. She moved like a…

Sadly, the demise of Cheetah's Las Vegas is true. What a waste of $20 to enter and find very very average talent. Girls ranged from 4-7 with most clearly 5s. Not happy…

Spearmint Rhino has apparently attracted most of the premium talent as evidenced by my recent visit. Rumor had it that Deja Vu was also doing well with talent. I had previously visited Cheetah's…

I love this place. It is not the most glamorous club but I always am satisfied when I leave. Went there last on a wed afternoon (days are the most relaxed time). In the VIP…

Nice place, lots of cuties working..Best nights are friday and saturday after 9pm..most of the top girls don't come in till then...vip room has been redone with couch's along all the walls..management is trying to…

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon recently and caught up with a couple of favorite ladies. The girls get a ten every time at Alex's but the club itself is really starting to show it's age…

The stories of the demise of Treasures are overblown and frankly, hard for me to believe. I've been back both days and nights at least 10 times this year including last weekend (9/2/2007).…

this club is still one of the premier clubs on 8 mile. the staff is very good at making you feel at home. valet, doormen, waitresses are some of the best in the business. the…

I stopped in on Sunday afternoon after not having been here for about a year. The girls still tend to sit at the bar or hang out at the DJ booth after their sets, but…

Stopped by on a recent mid week afternoon. Not a fancy place but some of the ladies are fairly attractive and appreciate tips for dancing. As others have said, no hustle for dances.…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon, and it was pretty dead. Not many girls dancing, and the ones that were seemed to just hang out with their regulars. I got a dance from Candy, who…

What a dump. It's hard to believe that they could use the words "Gentlemen's Club" on the sign. Once inside, there is lots of uncertain grit covering the floors. The ladies are friendly…

Everybody knows the Chicago area -- other than one really good club in NW Indiana -- is pretty lame for strip clubs. Among those that remain on the Illinois side of the border however,…

Stopped by here at about 4 on a Wednesday, and the LD policy was universally hands by one's side, with dancer-to-me contact exclusively at her discretion. As always, your mileage may vary, but I loved…

Ceneterfolds is a nice bikini club with about three dance stages, usually only one stage is open during the week and all three open on the weekend. This is a nice club if want…

Made my final stop of the summer before heading back East on an early Wednesday afternoon. It was the usual crop of noontime performers plus or minus a couple. Almost all the young ladies were…

I saw a coupel of positive reviews about this club so I thought I would give it a shot, the number of choices in and around Vancouver seem to be getting fewer and fewer. Not…

Tonight I patroned this "top ten" and it failed miserably. The drinks were strong but the talent was weak. The dancers were middle of the road at best. The feature was the most entertaining,…

Club Onyx is a really upscale Black club. It used to be Club 2000, so it's three clubs in one, even now. Drinks were kinda high, but that's to be expected. A variety of Black…

I was in Chicago on business, and I found my way to this club. There were many nice looking ladies. Each one of the ladies takes a turn on the main stage.…

Stop in on a Friday afternoon. The crowd was modest and plenty of great looking woman. I had a great time with Natalie. She had small breast but all the right moves in all…

Went here on a Tuesday evening and Thursday afternoon. Did dances on the floor and also went to the VIP. No real differences in the dances between the two and would not recommend…

Went back here last night and only stayed for a few hours. Place did not seem as nice as it did last time I was here. The drinks were more expensive that last…

As mentioned previously, this club is a very large and nice looking club, definitely high end, which is not really my kind of club. I had been here shortly after it first opened, and…

the first time i went there with my friends...it was pretty fun. one of the girls went up there and showed a little something...you know. the night ended well. i would give it a 9…

Last week I stopped by the Lantern for the first time. It was a Thursday evening, they were running about 6 girls. The girls were young and cute except one. The older…

It is a fun place. It is worth the visit. Management is not a bother. The music is loud. The girls are hot. Some are very hot. You have to bargain with them on dance…

I had fun here Thursday and Friday night. I was hoping the club wouldn't be as crowded on Thursday since this place has always been packed all the other times I visited. I…