Only one there!

Pulled in after a long drive in traffic on the highway above. You really have to be on your game to follow directions off the highway and not miss it. Once you pull into the lot there is a valet who was on the phone and seemed disinterested so I self-parked. He then asked for like $5 even though he didn’t do anything, but seeing as the neighborhood wasn’t great I didn’t argue. After paying a cover I walked into an interesting scene- a club full of pretty attractive naked women and barely anyone else there. As you’ve read, the girls walk around completely naked which is nice but also leaves little to the imagination.

Anyway, I pull up to the bar and order a water (no alcohol) and try to scope out the scene. There is literally one other patron at the table sitting with two girls. Almost immediately I’m joined by one of the less attractive girls who begins to talk my ear off. Half-listening I look for an escape plan and see a stunning body on stage so I excuse myself.

After some talk I learn she is Russian like a good number of the girls. I read to hold out for a 2-for $51 dance and seeing as there was no-one there she didn’t push back. During the dance she explained she was only there for a few weeks and then back home to Russia. Wonder if they cycle the whole group like that. Made me a little uncomfortable but she didn’t seem to be there under duress. Anyway, her body was amazing so I let her talk me into a private booth dance for some strange price ($146?) for 15 minutes. It was a good experience with a little extra attention but I could get comfortable seeing as I was then the only person there. After the dance I thought I might stick around but thought it was silly seeing as there was no booze and I’d have the whole room staring at me looking for a dance. Would have been more enjoyable with more people there!