Reviews

The club was alright. The ladies on stage were definitely attractive and made eye contact with the patrons. Periodically, ladies came around to ask about a private dance. Not overbearing, but attentive. Couch dance from Taylor…

I still say this is one of the best values in the area. $25 private dances (no stupid wrist band) and the girls (on most nights) are young and natural. You'll see lots of open leg…

Back to Nicolai's. It has been awhile. No more Golden Tee, but more Video Poker. It's located in the industrial area. They usually have 2 dancers but this night they had three. They were all…

was in town on business my first time at playmates.the atmosphere of the club was very relaxing music was not too loud they play dance rock and classic rock.a beautiful waitress named michelle waited on…

I was hopeful that there would be something worth my time in the PP South. Ouch, I was sadly disappointed! Others have described the facilities and they are right, it is very nice…

Tiny hole-in-the-wall on a tiny side street just behind the downtown business district. The interior shows lots of wear, tables wobble and cheap steal and vinyl chairs show years of use. When I…

i went in here and there was nobody there. there was 1 stripper who was laying down with her head in someone's lap and the stage was empty. the stipper also part timed…

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon. It was early so only about 4 gals were working , but a few more came within the next hour. There were only 3 that I would rate above a…

Stopped by after a long absence. This is your typical NJ bikini club. Was somewhat less crouwded than normal this evening. Mostly Eastern European girls and "American" girls this evening, big change…

This is a bikini club -- no topless or nude anything. It has it's own bar, but is adjacent to a "sports bar." There are private, "VIP", spaces but it is all bikini. The barmaid…

I recently visited this club for the first time this year. I am sad to say not much has changed. I stopped by in the late afternoon to see what the day shift had…

Visted on a weekday afternoon before going to meeting. Made a "mistake" by going to VIP room with the first dancer to sit on my lap. However, she was cute, had a nice smile and…

There is definitely good selection of girls there. I was somewhat disappointed this time based on last visit from a couple months ago. Back then, I had a dances from a couple girls who have…

This is a small place on Cel. Ave. next to Show N Tel. It's open strange hours but it's worth the trip. Girls dance on the bar that's located as soon as you walk in.…

Was in on a recent Thursday. Actually stopped on my drive through both directions. Was in around 1pm. Maybe 8 girls, about 10 customers in. This is a nice place in…

One of those days when it is really really slow. I went in around 5 PM and there were quite a few people and just before 5.30 everyone left. Looks like if you stay after…

I should have known from previous visits that stopping in the early afternoon was a risky option. But since I was in the area I figured I would atleast give it a try. I got there…

The Accidental Tourist rates Sasha as the second worst dancer all time. My overall rating for her is 5.55 ranking her 56 out of 57 with only Shayla at Diamond Lounge in Baltimore ranking lower.…

Visited again mid-afternoon last Tuesday. Very quiet. Girls mostly in back, one stage open and only a couple of customers. The dancers were either very young or somewhat older. Most of…

Slow night at the Lampliter. Not slow in regards to number of customers or girls. The action from the stage, one of the best reasons to go, seemed a bit slow for a wenesday. The…

I've only been here once when it was really busy. Not that it matters, but they have three stages and the tipping was good that one time the stages were full. Today only three dancers.…

I was in the area on business,and checked out Jiggles. Based on the reviews of area clubs, it seemed like the best option in the Portland area. Its a little hard to find coming…

Went in again on a Wednesday night around 10PM. $8 cover and $5.50 for a Bud. Mix of girls, 1-2 black, 2 asian, 2-3 latina, rest white. Some scary girls, but most…

Had a few beers there last week. The bartender, Ivy, seemed to be in a good mood this time (this is unusual based on my experience). You have to tip each dancer 1…

I give Seven Seas a value rating of 10 because of the sleaze factor. This club has "always" (last 10 years, anyway) been kinda sleazy, but they have really stepped up to the bar. Now…

I've been visiting this club for about 5 years now, and in the last 6 months there has to have been about 75% turnover in the dancers. I went last night and almost half of…

Arrived here @ 5pm Saturday afternoon to check it out. Nice club, but no girls. Only a bartender and waitress in the place. This place is open 24/7, so WTF?? Grabbed a copy free copy of…

Place is still struggling. They finally took down the wall. Hasn't seemed to help much. Not many girls. Everyone seemed bored. Time seems to drag while sitting here. Had a beer and left. Not really…

One of the most consistant clubs on the Block providing hot dancers. They tend to have a few not so hot ones as well. It is the Block after all. Bad part is they tend…

Small club near the Detroit airport. Visited in the early afternoon on a weekday, perhaps too early and wrong time of the day to be representative overall. Valet parking was $3.00. As one…

After the new management took over, this club started to have the best line up on the blck. Looks like the initial novelty has worn off and they are back to average which is still…

Was there on Thursday, early in the afternoon, actually I was the only customer there - too early, I'm sure. The building is very impressive, with an Egyptian motif. Inside there is a…

Really nice club near the airport. The girls are extremely attractive and take turns dancing on the main stage and then rotating to the side stages. Primary problem is that the dancers tend…

I arrived at about 4:30 and it even though there were a lot of cars out front, there were only about 4 customers and the rest were dancers, a bartender and a waitier. This…

Show Case is not at the top of the Club list, but the dancers are some of the friendliest, and the mileage is worth the trip. I arrived at about 5pm and the place was pretty…

This is right next to Show Case, and a bit seedier. I really don't like the layout. It is long club, and just not as easy to get around in. Even though…

This place is a little off of the beaten path, but with the web site directions and the directions from TUSCL this place is actually easy to find. Parking lot is a little dark…

Most of the dancers here are absolutely amazing. There is a good variety of types, but mostly european. Dances vary alot between different dancers. I've had some of the best dances and some of the…

One of the funnest clubs in San Francisco. I texted "Showgirls" to 35350 and got a free VIP pass and got to sit close to the stage. The selection of dancers were hot (and smelled…

Although there were two cute dancers, for the most part, I was very disappointed with the quality of dancers this evening. Three stages were open, including the middle stage with the couches. Private…

I happened to be back in the area - I hadn't been to the new location so I was looking forward to seeing the new digs. I have to say it was interesting and…

Actually, perhaps I should give a value rating of "10" since I didn't spend any money. I didn't spend any money because there were no dancers -- it was 1 PM; they "open" at 11:00…

This place is crazy....No where that I have been can you eat a fine meal and watch silicone bounce a few feet away. We went there for dinner and stayed for couple of hours and…

It's a nice club. The front lot was full, cars and people, when I drove by, looking for and having missed, Fantasy Nude. Finding Fantasy's lot empty, I ascended to DDs (no pun intended here;…

I went to the Oasis Goodtime Emporium on a Tuesday. The layout of the club is differnt - it's a large rectangular room with 3 separate disconnected stages (about 8x8 raised platforms). Only 2 of…

Blockbird, I am so with you on this. There's a fantasy element to the experience and it is just lacking. Perhaps the Brasilians have been learning too much from the Russians. It's a mechanical thing,…

Update from a trip I took last month. Went there only to be told that one of my ATF’s, Amber, is long gone. From what I heard, her exit from Hollywood Show Club…

The last few times that I have been to Las Vegas, Spearmint Rhino calls to my buddies and me - but only at 3.00 in the morning! Don't know what it is, but we seem…

Best thing about this club is that you can drink and they pretty much have everything at the bar. Best time to go on any day is after 11pm. Before that time don't…

Impromptu visit to Platinum led to another great night in Columbia. I didn't realize how packed this place can be on a Tuesday night. Plenty of girls and customers, although a select few seemed to…

Want a dance for a fat chick or a girl over 50? This is your place. The stage is behind the bar, so they just dance and come around for tips. Which gets annoying pretty…

It had been several months since I was last here, so time to check it out. Not much has changed. More dancers than customers on a weekday afternoon. I did not find…

Usually hit PE55 when I go to the Falls. After reading the reviews I decided to give PH a try. Got there about 9 pm. Appeared to be about 10 dancers working.…

I went about noon and soon found that my favorite, Rozanne was working. We spent some very nice time together, but I actually wanted lunch before we went back to dance. While waiting…

The club continues to have troubles. Lately the club has had around 8 or 9 dancers on the weekend, and very inconsistent crouws. Thankfully Heather, Navaeh, and Skyler still work here. But…

Had a dance a couple of weeks ago with a cute girl you go to a private room and she undresses. Depending on how you tip will determine how close she gets to you.…

Went in about 1:45 PM. There was one athletic dancer on stage, allegedly one at the bar, and a waitress better looking and better endowed than either dancer. There were also two or three (bartender,…

I dropped into the Bare Assets 12:45 PM having heard a while back that the incomparable (38 triple Ds) Allison, late of the Tanga, might be working there. It was not to be... There were…

The feds just raided this club and 3 others in the area, on monday, on all kinds of charges focused on the owners. Still open for business, but not sure how long. Still lots of…

Very dark inside this club. Greenish-blue lighting. Has an underground flavor, but the vibe isn't that different than the other two North Point clubs on that stretch of road (i.e. neighborhood hangout).…

This place really seems like the quintessential neighborhood bar and pastie joint. Not necessarily a bad thing. Not as crowded as Skin two buildings down on the Saturday night I was there, but…

This club is nice. After several visits I am no longer disappointed. It is an easy place to hang out and a fun place to drop some cash. There are three stages…

The hottest club in Tampa and one of the best all around. The club is small and is BYOB. But it is well worth it. Best time to go is after 7pm when the night…

They've added a few new faces lately on the dancer side of things. After a really odd experience at another club, dropped by here for a late night chaser on a Thursday. Though…

I worked as a dancer at the Dolphin for about two years, up until mid-May when I graduated from college and left Portland. It is the nicest place for a dancer to work in…

I visited this club one Friday evening with a couple of my friends, only to find that it was not what I expected. Exotica advertises itself as an upscale club, but what I found…

This was my visit to this club. I went in around 2 PM on a Wednesday and stayed for a couple hours. As a lot of people have already mentioned, this club is…

very interesting day at BDD. met her early at about 3pm then let things go for a while. then she came back up and requested I get a dance. some back and forth discussion.…

I came here on a Saturday;pretty good turnout. It's located on US41 just south of Bradenton. I had two lap dacnes with a buxom blonde that were pretty good. However, the milage…

I stopped in here on a Thursday night. I just wanted to say hello to an old bartender I know. Anyhow, the dancers were way below par! Most were over weight or just…

James Carter (aka The Accidental Tourist) has new #1 dancer. Her name is Mya. She is a solid 6' tall with big, beautiful breasts, a pretty face and a really tight body. She really…

Needed one more review to complete the Dundalk roundup. When you roll up on this club for the first time it kind of emerges out of a clearing back past a McDonald's and some…

Arrived here @ 8:30pm last Saturday night. I didn’t realize that they charge a $30 cover. I pissed & moaned a bit to the cute asian doorgirl, and got it down to $20, but still…

I ventured to Filly's on a Saturday night to see what it was like after not visiting for about 8 years. It has improved a lot since then. There is a semi-private room off of…

Arrived on a Friday night @ 11pm. Place was very busy, with lots of customers and tons of girls. There is no cover here, but there is a two drink minimum that you pay upfront…

Arrived on a Saturday @ 1pm. Place was virtually empty – just me, the DJ, and two dancers. I wasn’t complaining too much, since one of the dancers was just my type – a gorgeous…

Stopped by after a Phillies game. Hadn't visited in a few years. $15 to get in which included tickets for 6 free drafts. There was a great Belgian Wheat on tap among others. Dancers were…

OK, heres the deal. i had the non-pleasure of going to teasers last weekend and it was the biggest mistake i have ever made. First off, the place is now a black club, full…

i went during bikefest weekend so the place was empty. maybe 4 dancers, 3 ugly ones and 1 hott one. got a very high mileage from the hot one before closing time by the name…

I went to Cheetahs on a recent Friday night, good looking club but the selection of women wasn't very good. Many Asian girls who spoke broken english asking the typical "wanna dance" routine. The club…

This was the second time I had been to this club. The first time I did not get to spend much time there. This club had several girls from Fantasy Island so I noticed them…

Didn't know what to expect on a Sunday night, and was surprised by both the number of dancers and the number of patrons. Drinks same prices. 6.50 for a beer. Talent was…

Visited the Spearmint Rhino in the City of Industry one evening after a business trip. Had heard about the raid at Hawaii Theater so decided that this would be safer. My first time…

Thought I'd try a late night Saturday at TT2. Greater quantity but same low quality of dancers. Redhead GINA was mean, almost attacked me when I declined her demand to get a dance.…

Local tavern with exotic dancers. That pretty much sums it up. The place is lit up with red lighting, which kind of reminds me of a place called the Bang Bang Bar in…

Visited back after a while. The club is newly remodeled and feels good. Cover is still $7. They only have 2 stages in place of 4 and there are a lot less girls…

T's Lounge has recently undergone some renovations which, for the most part, have improved the appearance of the club. They added a small VIP area adjacent to the stage, added a second bar in…

It's been a little while since I've been here, but I hit it pretty hard for a long period of time. Definitely one of the best clubs I've been to, which isn't alot, but still.…

After being at this club 2 nights a week for the last 3 weeks, I must say this is the best club in Indy. Talk about overloading the beauty meter among other things! There is…

This place kind of reminds me of McDoogal's without the nude lap dances and with a full bar. Oh, and with pasties. Can't exactly say why but it's what jumped to mind when…

This is the equivalent of an old age home for strippers. Don't get your hopes up based on the photos of dancers covering the outside of the building. The dancers inside tend to be past their…

Stopped by Monday night for a few hours. Generally an alright club. Note that after 7:00 pm there is a $2 cover and a "no hats" policy. Fairly wide variety of dancers. Some Eastern Europeans, some…

First time I'd set foot in this place in well over a decade. Probably closer to 15 years. The entrance has what looks to be a valet, plus a small lobby and possibly…

What can I say, beautiful women and lots of them! Most had have only been in the US for less than a year. But $500+ for the private room?!? Come on, no sucker…

Hard to say much. I stopped in on a Monday afternoon right after they opened. I was the only customer. There was 1 bartender. SHe wasn't very talkative for a bartender. There were 3 girls…

Went in on a Friday night around 8:00 and there were no girls working. We simply used the bathroom and left. Small bar type atmosphere with a couple of pool tables and a…

Went in on a recent Friday around 5:00. The place is under new ownership and management. There was no cover but there were no dancers either. The new manager offered us 50…

I went into brads on Friday, good group of girls working, 4-5 girls rated 6-9. the rest were 4-5. overall they were good to look at. The crowd was pretty small maybe 15 guys. I…

The Mons has some of the hottest dancers I've ever seen, with some good variety as well. However, the place is small and was way too packed with guys on the Friday night I…

Have heard both good and bad about Vegas for their strip clubs. My opinion is they are what they are, and all must be approached without expectations. Which is why I chose to go to…