Reviews

Went to the Dirty Bird around 6:30 Sunday, by 7:00 they had 20 girls working. Club offers no tip out to girls before 7:00 on Sunday; there were only 5 guys in the club. A…

Treasures is still high milage but with the outdoor smoking area, a third of the girls are outside, a third are upstairs, and only a third are in the main room and some don't leave…

On Friday or Saturday night, Mons Venus is hands down among the top 2 clubs in town - bar none!.. lap dances are affordable and negotiable ($20 - $30).. there's no booth fee and that's…

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon after putting in a little OT at work. Walked in the door and felt like back in time 20 years. Bar was large rectangle with a small platform for…

Once again it has been a while since the last visit to the Bird. Being hungry and lunch time went for the scenery and the food. First the food- good value for the meal,…

Not my first visit here...I like it since there's no "high-pressure-sales." Long and narrow bar with stage behind the bar. Limited hard booze selection. $20 dancer drinks buy you some of the longest…

Came here on a thursday night. Had really high hopes due to word of mouth. This place seems cramped and i did not see many dances going on at any given time. After a few…

I have been here a couple times since my last review. Now I will pass on some info for the general public-take it as you will. Now I just get dances from Celes (still my…

I stopped in a few weeks ago on a Friday night at around 1:30am. The club closes at 2:00am so there is no cover after 1:30am. The club was dead but there were a few…

OK, made the trip and no real beauties, but no dogs either. Nothing to write home about, only one stage working and I decided to see if anyone would come over and talk to me,…

The banana reopened and I decided to check it out. I remember the days with the cages and multiple girls in play at once. The cages are gone and so are some of the hotter…

Walked in, looked around, was disgusted with the look of the inside of the place, filthy and poorly kept. The two girls I saw were not the most pleasing sight for your eyes. Don't think…

A large group of friends and myself started here on a trip that would end up well after 4am down in Southside. We arrived here about 3:30... And it was nice to see that there…

I had not been by here for around 5 months. The only obvious change was there is now a pole on stage. Which is surprising because the owners have resisted that for years. Same…

Great place for the money, just stick with the Table Dances for $5, way better than private dances. Private dances run $20 and there was not as much mileage as the table dances. In…

First time in a while back on the block. Same stuff, different year. The Diamond had 4 dancers. They were all very, very friendly and about what you'd expect from the block in terms…

Found this place a while back, and decided to take the trip. Went in and sat for a beer. A large breasted hunnie named Al came and sat next to me. I…

Was in NYC a couple weeks ago and after reading reviews thought I would drive down to Vics. First time, I got so lost I had no idea where I was headed. Got frustrated…

I went here on Monday afternoon as I had some time to kill before a meeting. I think this club is slipping compared to a year ago, however it might have been the time of…

If you havent been there latley you havent been there. The building has been fixed up nicely new carpet and new PRIVATE dance rooms, small rooms with a love seat and a curtan over the…

I visited the club around 2pm on Friday, expecting to leave around 5, and I ended up staying till about 2am. I returned Saturday for a few hours (12-2:30am). I don't visit clubs,…

Made a midweek visit last week and found the club much like my previous visit. Make sure to get a dance from Renda when you visit. Good conversation and great dances. Didn't see Kendra on…

I went late on a Tuesday night. $8 cover, $5.25 for longnecks. A little slow, but a good ratio of dancers and customers. $2 stageside bought a lot of attention, as usual,…

Went to 3 clubs during a recent visit to Vegas. This may have been the best experience. Beautiful club, maybe the largest in the city, perhaps in the country. A plethora of dancers, maybe outnumbering…

Went here early on a slow night which was good for availability of seats but not so good on quality and the amount of hustling. A few standouts though - a Hawaiian Asian girl and…

Went here at a good time for availability of seats and a few knockouts. Really only one that I would recommend - M.J. She is truly a knockout. Blonde with natural large breasts, nice slender…

Hit Ybor again on a recent trip to Tampa. Really like the much more laid back atmosphere here than in other Tampa spots. There are some extremely attractive African American Woman here.…

Wasn't impressed at all. First of all, getting there requires like a freaking GPS device - its not very intuitive and parking is awful. You will need to walk through a not so…

I have warn people about this club. Went on a Saturday night about 9 pm. One (1) dancer working. She was hot and a 9, but she was the only one.…

Just not a busy club. I got there about 7:30 on a Friday and enjoyed watching the dancers. It is bikini and no further. Only one thong the whole night. The…

I have to say hot girls here. About 2 miles from Simones, which is an all black club, so I was expecting mostly black girls. But there was a good mix. Devon…

If you want tons of hot girls, this is not the place. Go north on Dale Mabry. If you want extras this is the place. The first time I walked in, several…

$7 cover. $4 Miller Lite. So not too inflated for drinks and the waitresses are ok if you don't get any more. This club has a strange culture. When I sat near…

Stand- alone small club sitting in the middle of a dirt infield next to a practice golf driving range. Parking is free, cover $5.00 which also enables admission to 2 sister clubs, beers are…

Was here recently on a "fluke". I was aware of it's repuatation but decided to give it another try anyway. This place has the potential to be great but the neighborhood, clientele, and…

This club can vary from very good to poor depending on the "new" dancers they hire. Dancers tend to be on the heavy side but I always manage to find a few gems. Still a…

Wound up at my second home Sat at a time I don't think I've ever been there. Starting time! Only a handful of dancers at first, and in about 20 minutes the excitement started, but not…

Stopped by here a couple weeks ago. I've always felt that this club is somewhat underrated. It's a pretty classy setup, with a quality line-up of girls. I always get excited going in there…

Really enjoyed my visit. Used their Internet coupon to get in. Bottled beer is $3, may be only for that night, but it was a great deal. Had Taylor danced for me several times, at…

I visited Tampa last week and popped in a few clubs as I always do when in town. It was a Wednesday shortly after noon, and most clubs were virtually not in operation other…

this place is going downhill fast...few years ago, this used to be a fun place...easy going, great atmosphere, and great laps recently crowd has changed...more young punks...the temparament of the club has changed though one thing remains…

The Venus is getting more consistent, and the quality of dancer is getting better. The area is still on the decline, and uncle LEO continues to keep a watchful eye on the establishment.…

The economy sucks, and that is having an effect on this club. Simply, there seems to be a realization that you cannot treat your customers like crap and expect them to come back. I stopped…

This past week I was attending a convention at the Denver convention Center. On Wednesday I tried out the Diamond Cabaret for lunch and on Thursday I checked out happy hour at La Boheme.…

Arrived about 8:15. Sparse crowd-maybe 10-12 guys and 3-5 visible dancers. More dancers appeared during my stay. They ranged from 6-8. While this is a nice place, which is why I…

after leaving the platiumn rose i decided to look for another club close by and found babes. $10 door fee the girl that took it was pleasant and smiling. went in and found…

Very enjoyable club. I was there early Saturday afternoon. It was already crowded, but not overly so. It was still possible to find a seat at most of the stages. There were plenty of girls…

Popped into this club a couple times recently, after not visiting for more than a year. To be honest, I was pleasantly surprised. The talent level was on par with neighboring Paper Moon and a…

Arrived about 12:45 am expecting the place to close at 2am, but it closed at 3am. I remember this place when it was D2, which was a relative dump but with pretty good mileage.…

Went here for a change of pace from other clubs I usually frequent in Austin. I'd heard good things about the Crazy Lady (former name) but they don't seem to have followed over with…

Haven't looked into this club in a couple of years because I heard it went really downhill. I was surprised to see the previous reviews, so I checked it out. $10 cover. Was…

Yes. Its open again. They are playing it safe for a little while. The cover is $10 and a lap dance is still only $7. I know that some will tell you its up to…

Made another trip down to Adelita's. Don't know what happened but somehow missed the last exit before the border and was forced to drive across the border. This was a little scary because…

I happened to pass by this club when I was in the area on business, and I decided to swing by. I was not sorry I did. I personally liked the layout of the club,…

What's better than a good round of golf? A good round of golf followed by a visit to IS, had an 80 with a couple of balls in the drink, but needed to to…

Mcdoogals has some of the most attractive dancers I've seen. It would be great if the rules were a little more liberal in the lap dance area. At $30 a dance (which i…

Another decent time at JBs/Headlights. Of course, only because totally hot, all natural Sasha was on shift, crowd was small and I got lots of attention at the stage rail from the friendliest dancer around.…

Went in four days ago and returned again today. Impressive building as compared to other clubs in Phoenix. This is by far the best club in the city. I visited about 12…

It looks like this place might be gearing up again. I was leaving Best Buy today and noticed that they had a NOw Hiring sign. I thought of stoping in the Lingere place…

Had a 1 night layover in Newark so I checked out Vic's. Wow!! It is pretty much as advertised. The girls were busy but not overly aggresive. All were friendly and very…

Stopped in for the first time. Not sure I'll hurry back. Place was more of a bar than a strip club. None of the dancers were particularly attractive or exciting. A bottle of Bud was…

Arrived mid afternoon and more attention was being paid to the TVs than the dancers. Same as the two times I had been in before. Even after tipping the girls you almost had…

A six isn't so bad of a rating...unless your club used to be an 8-plus, like it was five years ago. Maybe I just remember this place being a little more high-end than it really…

This is a traditional neighborhood bar like you would find in many cities. Nice looking dancers by and large and more ethnically diverse than many El Paso clubs which are mostly Hispanic. $3…

If you like a down and dirty club with lots of two-way contact, the Cabaret is your kind of place. Dancers tend to by thin and small breasted or large breasted with a few…

Decided to end my day at work at 12:00 noon on this Friday to make a visit to the HT. I was kind of a roll this week because I had already been to two…

I made my every other month or so trip to Playmates last Saturday. There were all the usual suspects from the past couple of years. I hear the night shift gets new girls. I wonder…

Stopped into PP on a recent fishing visit to SC. It was a Tues afternoon and there was a nice selection of girls to choose from. I met a cool blonde dancer from…

Dropped by here on a Friday afternoon. Not too busy but picked up as the time went on. I find that the afternoon girls are much more at ease with their dances than…

This was my second visit to the club, actually the first time I was in Columbia I went several times but second visit since about a year ago. I guess that I'm the exception…

This is a club that is always pretty consisent. It is a juice bar so you get full nudity on stage but not in the VIP area. Parking can be difficult but usually…

Pretty easy to find if you have gotten directions but if you miss one turn you will look forever. The places looks a bit run down and the outside and the inside is similar.…

Don't know what all the fuss is about here. Talent is not so great (mostly 5s and 6s) got some good grabby with a $20 lapdance up against the wall, but I wasn't feeling…

Visited here after going to the new casino. It was a ghost town probably due to the casino just opening and bad weather. Very nice people working there. It is a no…

Soon after I went in, an attractive black girl 20's came up to me and asked to sit down. I let her, but wasn't really into her. She asked repeatedly to give me…

A couple of weeks ago on a Sunday I stopped by PT’s in Colorado Springs. Its part of the VCG Holding company’s collection of clubs and is called PT’s Appaloosa. There is a…

This past week I was in Denver for a convention so I stopped by the Diamond Cabaret for their lunch buffet. I was there from 12:30 pm to 2:30pm. The buffet was $7…

Fairly small club right downtown in Yankton. Has the feel of more of a bar than a club. The dancers in the midwest tend to travel in circles in these small clubs so…

After reading the numerous reviews, I tried this place and arrived late in the evening on a Tuesday. Positive: there was ample space, a variety of activities including pool and watching the game on the…

This was about 6 months ago. Had heard this was a pretty good club. However it was very disappointing. The dancers seemed more interested in talking to themselves than dancing. The…

This has always been one of the better black clubs in the Philadelphia area and it has just reopened this week after a lengthy closure due to legal problems. The setup seems to be…

For anyone new to NC, Like everyone else has said, I guess NC has a rule that forces you wait 3 days prior to being able to enter the club. Unless you find a member…

I've been going to Flash for over a decade now and it's probably about as good now as it ever was. That's not to say it's as good as places in Florida, Texas or…

After driving by for years, the billboards on the highway finally drew me in. It was lunchtime so I thought eating here would be more fun than at McD's. I was right. Nice scenary inside…

I stopped by here after midnight and paid $15 cover for drinks after presenting a free VIP pass card. The searched me and asked me to leave my phone, which has a camera in…

The place is kind of dive bar in an industrial part of town. It was very easy to miss. If you think you drove past it, you probably did. Entry was $15, the…

Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's good that can be said about this very downscale place. Funny that it is downscale but perhaps the most expensive…

Got ripped off here. I should have listened to all the warning posts here, but I wanted to visit since I've never been here. I should have saved myself the cover. Lots of really pushy…

Start off by paying for valet parking, but once you get in the club it goes downhill from there. Lots of empty tables (maybe only 4 customers in the place with only two or…

This is the worst strip club I've been to. It took me several minutes to find it (the GPS system in my truck was even confused). It is near a park and the…

I stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon because I skipped my dumb conference. I got in and paid $30 cover at 1 o'oclock, which sucks. Who charges $30 cover in the afternoon?…

My visit was this January, on a Sunday. I rarely visit Cheetahs on weekends, as it's a better deal for everything on weekday afternoons. I was very surprised at the quality of the strippers, but there…

Two things had declined about the Pal since my last visit: the DJ and the drinks at the bar. I had a Monster energy drink last time, but it was dropped in favor of something less…

This is a good place for having a beer, although there is no cover in the afternoons, you are more than likely to find n empty stage. the dancers they do have are stunning…

It's been a while since I checked this spot out. I had a few spare bills and time, so I rolled through here a few Fridays ago. Nobody was bird-dogging the parking lot…

Wandered by Sparky's on a Sunday around 2:00. As usual it was near impossible to get the bar girls attention to get a beer. There were 5 dancers 2 white three black.…

I visited this place last night on a thursday. Same old god damn girls. Thanks god they did't charge a cover to get in as that would really have pissed me off. About 10-15 girls…

Stumbled in here at 3AM on Friday. Was pretty dead. Just a handful of customers and dancers. Nothing was immediately appealing. Dancers were 4-7 range. Many had a lot of…

I actually got "patted down" before I was allowed to enter this dive. The first thing that hits you as you enter is the WAY too loud sorry excuse for what they call music. My…

Mixed visit. I got there and started on a beer and a dancer sat down next to me. She was very cute, exactly my type, but she was so hang-dog, she was a…