Here’s a pro tip for this place. Hire some dancers who have been dancing since the 1920’s and reduce prices to $20 a dance. You’ll make more money

It’s another Broadway club in this area. All these clubs are bunched one area. Really cool neighborhood, North Beach. Sunday night cover was $20 but they gave me half off for Military. I said fuck it just to see what was up. You do get scanned here.

Walk inside seating around one main island stage. VIP is upstairs. Small place. Dancers were Asian and Latina. There were I would say three 8 latinas working tonight. So that wasn’t bad the rest was meh. I talk to one of the better looking Latinas. She was asking me to get a $90 2 for 1 nude dance like she was asking me for a sprite. She said topless would be $70. Where are the low price feel it out options? If I’m spending that kind of money we are gonna have to chat for a little bit. Those aren’t “wanna dance” prices.

Little later I whipped out my phone to check the baseball scores. You would of thought a fired off a shotgun. Dancer dancing on stage starts yelling at me “No phones!” Then the D.J. starts yelling “No phones allowed” then one of the security guys comes up to me and says “I got a call that you were taking photos” and he wanted to see my last pictures in my phone. No problem I showed him. I told him I was just checking the scores and didn’t know the thing about the phones. Most clubs I’ve been to don’t mind unless you are literally filming with you phone. Jesus don’t whip your phone out here. The incident just killed my mojo and I headed off the Larry Flynts around the block.