Reviews

I was driving down Lake City Way thinking I'd go to Pandora's but it was already after midnight so I thought I'd save a few minutes and go to Deja Vu instead. I was only…

Came here on a whim last Thursday afternoon after a meeting I had in Pacoima. I live in Porter Ranch so this is one of the clubs closest to my house, but I stopped going…

It had been several years since I have been to this club, when it was Platinum Dolls. Overall, the place has gone way down hill over the years. Starting off, pulled into a well…

Now, the Hole used to be my stomping grounds. Visions of Monroe, and Stephanie, and Isis, and Thai, and Penelope still roll around in my head. At its peak, the 19th Hole was…

Visited SC for the first time in about a year. Body shots (maybe 5 miles away) same night - I’ll post up review there as well. Club is in a retail/strip mall right off US 1…

Seriously, not going to do the “describe the place” for somewhere that has 2,870 reviews. It’s safe, it’s clean, it's pink, parking’s easy and free. Wraparound bar with stage in the center. You don’t need…

They have 90s prices for 30 min - but all the clothes stay on - still fun though. It’s a tiny, awkwardly small club. A quarter the size of the average club that could seat…

Some thick, sensual Latinas, but also some sad, overweight 2s and 3s. When you win, you really win. Like rap star girlfriend hot. I found that unlike in LA, Hollywood, SF, SJ, LV - these…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon because of the IG lineup. Emma, Ashley and Kitty are all nice choices. I was hoping to meet the elusive Kitty and this time was not disappointed.…

Monday madness! Yes, there is still a $200 for 30 in the Bay Area! Gawd, I’d be dead without it. So many tech workers throwing $1000 like it was just a pint of beer. We…

Candy’s is interesting… Been there a few times. Every time I’ve gone my experience has been different. Club itself: ok decor. Very small. No real privacy but fairly comfortable Bathroom…🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮. Grossest thing ever!!!!!! Drinks: decent! They…

I visited Pandoras from about 2-4:30 on a Sunday afternoon. There were about 15 cars in the parking lot and roughly that many people inside either dancing or working. It was not crowded…

Visited the night after the Super Bowl, so I didn't expect the place to be hopping. I had a good time, got a private dance from a very attractive dancer who was attentive, made…

The general overview as required: walk in through the doors to pay the $5 cover and walk through a metal detector and into the bar. Circular bar with the stage in the center with 2…

Was staying at Sonesta and discovered this club only a block away. Visited on Sunday night (after the Super Bowl), arrived about 11p. The place was nice looking and clean, large space with a huge…

We went here twice, once in the day and once at night. Parking is $2 if you park further away, but if you park by the cones, I think it's $5. Area looks…

I stopped in my old stomping Hole on Thursday night around 7:45pm because the past few times I had come back here (used to be my go to club a few times a month before…

I went to Bottoms Up Club on a Friday night at 21:00. The club looks like an old machine shop. There was very limited parking around the building. As the night went on, customers were…

After uneventful visits to Lookers and Vixens, I wondered if the talent might have migrated to Allure. The parking lot was packed, with only one spot available for me to pull into. The…

I found myself in the area with an hour to kill and hadn't been here for over a year. So I stopped for a beer and to see if anything has changed. Short…

Club is elegant even tho the exterior is a strip mall. Parking lot is bright and seems safe, entrance is plush and staff was curtias. No patdown, just a magic wand. Inside…

So after having dinner with some friends down in Morristown I decided to check out the fringe lounge. The parking lot was totally full and said F this and headed closer to home. I thought…

Not worth the midweek afternoon visit. The "talent" was absolutely awful. Arrived not too long after the 4:00pm opening. Three customers, three girls working. Got the talk from the one employee when you arrive: No phones,…

Long overdue post.... (six months) I and my co-worker showed up at the club around 10 PM on a Thursday night, As RickDugan has mentioned, the club has gone totally urban, all of the dancers, DJ's,…

The title says it all, this is perhaps the best strip club in Denver. Not because the DC is all that great but because Denver clubs are insanely mediocre. At least this place manages to…

While driving north on nebraska near Fletcher I passed Charlottes. They had a hand written sign saying no cover during happy hour so I figured I do a scouting report I uploaded a pucture…

The club has not changed since last year. Entrance in the rear with plenty of parking. Large dance floor on the left and large bar on the right. Bar stools on both…

I finally found myself back in Canada after 3+ years and figured I would hit up my favorite club. I was disappointed to say the least. Long story short, I lasted 1 beer and 1…

I returned after a month or so away. No changes noticed. It is a big club with a 3-pole stage but only one dancer at a time because there are few guys there…

Took a short and cheap cab ride from downtown Greenville to Lust late on a Tuesday. The parking lot seemed full, but it was fairly dead inside, not sure what that's about. $10 and ID check.…

First time I have been to Vivide this year. Not much new, got in about 4:45, parking was free and the cover was $10 If you have never been, Vivide is a unique place in…

This is the only place in Pittsburgh where you can go during the day. I recently went on a Wednesday afternoon while in the city for work. There is a cover charge of $5 during…

Been here many times over the years but not so much since Covid. Stopped in last Wednesday. Three AA dancers and one tiny Latinx. Spent a few hours, had a dance with the Latin girl…

We got here late, like after 2am, not knowing that most clubs of which we had interest closed at 2am (we were too busy gambling). Good size parking lot, easy to find, in a…

I went to Synn on Saturday, February 11, 2023 @7:45 pm. I paid the $20 entrance fee and walked into the club. I bought an $8+$1 bottle of water at the bar on…

So, first off, take my review with a grain of salt, because I am far, far, far from a strip club regular. I only go to one if my wife and I want to have…

Went to La Pearlon a Monday afternoon. Arrived about 4 pm. there was one girl sitting at the bar eating lunch and another getting dressed. Gradually another ten girls came in by…

Went there on a Saturday at midnight. Place was decently crowded. Bartenders were very good looking and nice. Drinks prices seemed expensive for a college town. I paid for the drinks with my credit card…

So after wasting about an hour at Godfather and not seeing much i came over here. must have been about 10 or so. there were probably 20 patrons and maybe 5 girls dancings…

This is the best club in valley and better than most clubs in LA. The girls here are better looking than most clubs, different body types and races, most under 30 but average age seems…

Visited on Monday. They have free entrance before 8pm, and $25 after. I've got there right before 8pm so that it was free for me. The area around is a little sketchy, couple of homeless…

Stopped in to centerfold, on a long night shift lunch break last week, not my first time in and it won’t be my last, I genuinely enjoy this little shit hole bar, with their rock…

This is definitely an interesting place, although it might not be for everyone. If you've been to Carnival in NJ, this is similar (although I think Carnival is a little better TBH). First,…

Considering the other options in the area, Tangos is a solid offering. I wish smoking was not allowed in the club, but not much can be done about that. Drinks are pretty normal prices, maybe…

I don't visit coi clubs often, but had to pick up something at Ontario Airport so had a few hours to kill and decided to make a rare visit to Synn. Got there at…

Went to this place after Tootsie's. Fairly big parking lot (like 1/3 size of Tootsie's), but dark, not a lot of traffic in that area but it was also later, like 10:30pm. I…

I visit Sonnys often enough that I know a number of the staff by (real) name and can go in without any pressure of obligation. When I go to a club, I’m looking to spend…

Went to this place after Tootsie's. Fairly big parking lot (like 1/3 size of Tootsie's), but dark, not a lot of traffic in that area but it was also later, like 10:30pm. I…

It had been almost a year since my last visit to Pleasant's. I used to live rather close, and would stop by about once a month, or so. Now, it's a bit of…

I've been here around November/December of last year (2022). I went in and was greeted almost instantly. Very dim lit place but cozy. If I remember it right I paid $150 for 30 mins of…

Parking is tough, but its near DC so many people just walk in as it’s normal to walk everywhere in this area. Or some people park at nearby bank parking lots (which the club attendant…

The required stuff: It's a club behind a black door, always open when they're open, off an alley leading to the back exit of a parking garage and a hotel loading dock. You…

everyone knows the PH so i’m not gonna waste time describing the pink building or the rectangle bar. decided to stop in on monday post super bowl. the lineup called for suzy, erica, lena, leah,cameron,…

We stopped in late after the Super Bowl. It was busy but not crowded. 3 Guys and a girl. They charged $20 cover for the guys and $10 for the girl (wtf). Drinks were between…

It was my first time back since 2018; 4 years and one pandemic later things have changed, but just barely. I showed up at 3 pm in the middle of the afternoon. I…

I went to club blaze on superbowl Sunday. I took an Uber from my hotel and arrived at about 5:30. Security pats you down and checks your id before letting you inside.…

After having read some recent positive reviews of this place and after the absolute disaster which was my visit to 4 central NJ area clubs the previous week (I posted reviews of 3 of the…

Was in the area and decided to check out the Tavern. Place appears to be in a residential area and there was a decent sized parking lot. Upon entering there's a pool table in front…

I was in Atlanta for the weekend so I decided to check out wax on Friday night. I took an Uber from my hotel and arrived around 10:30. Cover charge was $20.…

The following is a review from a first time visitor to Spearmint Rhino. Actual visit was late 2022, finally getting around to writing this all down. Quick club rundown. Smallish parking lot, well lit. Walk…

Made a solo visit here on a Saturday night and was mostly pleasantly surprised. I arrived around 9:15pm. I know it's still on the early side but I wasn't trying to be there all night.…

Gee a whole month has gone by since my last review of this club. Normally I wouldn't post another so early but there are some changes worth noting. I arrived just before 1PM to a pretty…

While the trip to Philly for work is usually hit or miss, trips to Philly area clubs typically aren't. I stopped in one late afternoon to check out any changes that have sounded appealing at…

I was recently in the area for business and hadn’t really had a chance to check out a good club in awhile so I figured this was a great opportunity. I first tried to go…

Stopped in this place on a Wednesday afternoon. Parking was easy and free. It was right next door to a run down motel, which I guess could be convenient. There was no…

Still a $20 cover at 2am on a Saturday morning which surprised me a little bit, but there was plenty of activity here. They stop serving alcohol at 2, so I bought an $8 bottle…

This is the only place out of the four in town that I've been to. Both times my wife and I have gone as a couple. A lot of the girls fill a sort of…

I’ll start off by saying Diamond has been my go-to for the last 2-3 months because I can pop-in and out very easily. Diamond is located right off the Interstate on Northside Drive, so once…

I decided to hit up Hiliter on a Saturday afternoon just after lunch. This was not the Saturday before the Super Bowl. I have been trying to get time to write this review but…

Went for the $10 dances. I actually went to IS 2 times in a matter of a month. I arrived around 9 PM. Cover was $18, and they scan your ID. you walk in to…

I have been a regular for many years and was sad to see them close. They have put some effort into cleaning up the place and now it is nice. I went after a couple…

Came in on a Thursday which is their $80 15-min VIP special. Noted before the parking lot situation which many feel iffy about, but it's well lit and I haven't encountered any issues. This time…

I have been here many times (a few times a month) over the past several months, usually Thurs, Friday or Saturday. So although the write-up is the most recent encounter, a few thoughts on…

Prices (admission/drinks) covered previously, though second round of drinks (water/soda) is much cheaper. place is typical NJ strip bar, dark and nothing special but with much better parking. this place has an entire bar around the…

This club is a pretty surprising gem in the rough all things considered. There's no doubt it's a true dive bar complete with dirty carpet, dim lighting and weird decor. But I love a…

Had a great time at Atlantis on Thursday night. Have dropped by a few times before and it has never disappointed. There was no cover charge and there were about 20 girls around the club. Prices…

This review is written by non-local, infrequent visitor, for other non-local infrequent visitors. The experience of locals, who are able to visit often and even become acquainted with individual talent, undoubtedly is different from that…

Hit here around 9 pm last night after a trip to lookers. So this review will wind up being kind of a comparison between the two places. First difference is the parking lot while being…

I’ve been going to the Candy Store for a while now. I have a few girls I go see regularly but won’t name anyone. One is named after an animal and one is named after…

Popped in here last night around 6:45 ish. It’s a very small club with a good sized parking lot that was absolutely packed. I got the very last parking spot and figured it was perhaps…

I go to Chicas quite often and a dont usually review unless things change. First floor the censors, the place is in North Las Vegas, definitely not a ritzy area. In fact quite the…

As I have stated in previous reviews, this is a very different type of "strip club" since there is basically no dancing going on. However, depending on what you are looking for, it definitely works.…

Return visit to vivide. First time in almost a year that I came to this club on a Saturday. I keep hearing good things about Friday and Saturday here so I figured I’ll try one…

First time visiting Centerfolds post pandemic, and post new management. The club itself hadn't changed much but the girls were mostly new on the Saturday night shift. I noticed a lot more girls from Latin…

Clubs in a industrial park. It's safe and well lit within the fence. Guards check your ID. Didn't get a pat down. $30 to get in the door. Only has one pole. The main stage…

This was my first time back at Rick’s since the pandemic. Actually, it was my first time back in a couple of years longer than that. I have had some good times there. But I…

This club reminded me a little like Blue Zebra in that you're in an industrial part of town and the club is basically a remodeled warehouse (not large at all). It was so nondescript that…

After placing my lunch order next door at the Doghouse, I dropped into Kits to check out the talent. I’m one of the frequent hitters so the manager said they just got a new…

Medium-sized club with large oval bar and smallish yet multi-level stage. Admission was free when I arrived shortly before 6. Wine was good quality and good pour, $10. Food was excellent -- chicken/caesar wrap with…

I think the place and prices have been covered pretty thoroughly already but it is $10 cover day and $6 for a bottled water. Haven't been there for quite a few years, but didn't seem…

I noticed that nobody has written a review about this club in over a year so I figured I’d create an account and share my experience. I visited the Wild Orchid on a Friday night…

I decided to drop by the TC when I was finished up early at work. I arrived around 4:00 so it was afternoon moving into the evening hours. The club was rather crowded for an…

This is the only SC in the Columbia area, I was expecting them to gouge the customer but completely did not. The parking lot is very well lit, concrete parking lot, no pot holes. It…

Previous reviewers were not kidding that this is a former Wendy's or other similar fast food place. Still, the inside was a bit bigger than it looked from outside. I arrived at about…

I’ve been to Lust several times in the last few months. The club is located about half a mile off I-81 on a four-lane road that can be rather busy at times (daytime)but almost empty…

It was a Saturday and I was going out of town the next morning. The week had been very stressful so I headed to one of my go-to's for some R & R. This time I…

Sweet Illusions is a great local club. Its not fancy so you don't go there expecting any glamor or a real club atmosphere like you might in a bigger city. Its more like a dive…

Had some free time Saturday afternoon so decided to treat myself. I thought about dropping by Booby Trap, but changed my mind at the last minute and stopped by Diamond Dolls mostly because of…

Visited Clancys a few times during the lunch hour. As mentioned, the place is comically located in a residential neighborhood. Lots of regulars at this place, they seem to get more attention over newbies. All…

Tattletales was a quick uber ride from my downtown hotel. I arrived about 9:30 on Thursday evening. Cover charge was $20. As others have noted, your first impression is that the place is small. U…