Reviews

The Purple Orchid is in an industrial part of Philadelphia. There is a large, open, free lot. The room has the standard Philly layout- a stage inside the bar with two poles.…

Dropped in when I had some time to kill. Nothing spectacular but depending on the girl you might get a really good grind. When you walk in bathrooms immediately to your right…

A few things to know about this joint 1) you will need to pay for parking. I went during the late afternoon and they only charged 3 dollars. No biggie since…

This is one of the better options in the Chicago area particularly when considering it's proximity about 10 minutes from O'hare and 25 west of downtown. The valet parking requirement is the…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other…

Haven't visited for a while, but had some time and decided to check in. Literally, nothing has changed. The bar is to the right, crowded as always with regulars. The stage is pretty…

I was shocked when I walked back in this place for the first time in more than 6 months. It has changed ownership and they actually spend some money to remodel.…

Went on a Saturday afternoon, walked through the crowd of people at the door and smelled the strong odor of weed. It’s legal in ohio so whom am I to judge. As…

I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be…

Went at 1am on a Friday after getting in on a late flight. Figured I would check out a new spot this time around. Paid the $20 cover, walked in and there…

I just rolled in from Rio. I rolled about 11 pm not knowing what to expect. The parking lot was about a third full, so I did not expect much. I parked…

PLACE The exterior is well lit and appeared renovated, it felt safe enough considering the overall area and the time I visited. Like everywhere else in Las Vegas nowadays it smells like…

Haven't been here in a few years. Decided to get back to my old spot. As expected, all new faces Came in mostly to scout and watch the stage dancers. Pretty busy for…

Stopped into Rosewood for the first time in a while. The numbers were in my favor as there were about 25 women vs 20 or so patrons. The women were aggressive this…

it has been a long time since I visited Dancers. Every time prior to this visit, it was just okay. Nothing to write about. Rahter boring and disappointing. But this…

In summary, BBF is one of the best managed strip clubs in Indy. Free parking, $5-$10 cover, always have at least one dancer on stage, comfortable seating, wide range of mileage, fair…

Traveling for work, as I often do these days, and this place is nothing to write home about when it comes to appearance and curb appeal, but it certainly gets the job…

I walk past this bar regularly and as such, have been a number of times. This night, I was talked into going in again by the doorman and I sat…

The club has changed much at all over the last 20+ years. Run down building but reasonably clean. The thug factor isn't too bad. There was a gun shot…

I’ve visited this place before, since I only live three towns away. So I won’t say much about the physical layout and focus more on the inside. It’s a blue building that sits…

I stopped in to see a longtime friend. She has been mostly absent but has been making a comeback. $21 ,to get into the club. This include a soda. This review will…

Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the…

An update that nothing has changed. Parking is still free. $10 entry with a light pat-down. Mostly Latinas with little English and a few black girls. Had a few…

I should have known better, but had some time to kill and made a midday stop. It was not worth it, not at all. Door girl checked and my "membership" was still…

I had a night to kill in MKE after a work trip so decided to try out Heart Beakers. I showed up around 9 and paid the $10 cover and the manager…

Stopped in on a Friday night over the holidays. Pretty much the same setup as usual, with the exception of holiday lights strung up along the perimeter of the room - actually…

Went in around 11pm on a Monday, so assumed it would be pretty dead and it was. The place is nice - not your typical club - a bar at the entrance,…

I was in the area a bit before 7 when I got done with a meeting and decided to check it out. I had heard that it was managed by some of…

Secrets is a Dive Bar, but well run and friendly. Single stage, no DJ - all music comes from a music vending box that the ladies pay for with their dollars.…

Just completed my first visit to Booby Trap from 6-8pm and I have mixed feelings. On the plus side, the ratio is very good, the dancers are generally not pushy, the decor…

We started our Cabo strip club night at Mermaids next door. It was like going to a minor league game before going to an MLB game. The beers were half…

Decided to check this place out after avoiding it on my last couple of trips to Cabo. We hit it up prior to heading next door to open our wallets at Splash…

I was in town with friends for a guys weekend. The night before, I hit up Play It Again Sam's (see my review). We decided on Palomino based on their…

I’ve been here a few times, but usually on Fridays and Saturdays. Got a free pass from one of the weekend dance specials and figured I’d see what these discount Tuesdays were…

The club is in a perfect location in downtown Kansas City with plenty of parking nearby. If you don’t want to park close you can always park and take the street car…

This place is right off the 52 and 163, and it's a pretty small but elegant looking (at least it tries to) club. They have a tiny parking lot but you can…

American Bush is in South Salt Lake City, the city just south of Salt Lake. While it’s in an industrial part of town, it still feels pretty safe. The entrance fee was…

Rather than being alone a miserable at my hotel, I dropped in on a cold winter night. This was my first time in Canada so I was sure on what expect. Located…

So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later. Very easy to access as it isn't far from either of the main…

First time clubbing in Chicago area. This place is more of an after hours spot than anything, but it's one of the only nude spots in the area. Only open late in…

Went in on a Friday afternoon, which I find isn't always the best time, but this afternoon worked out. First, the club: $21 entrance fee, plenty of parking, two stages but only one…

I have been a regular to the Hole for many years. I stopped going during the height of the pandemic, but have slowly been going back. I went last Tuesday in the…

What's up fellaz, I'm an OG Sweatpants No Draws back corner crew. I've spent a lot of money here over the pass decade. Dated a few girls, stay cool with girls…

I was in the vicinity of Sacramento early afternoon about to make the drive back home when it occurred to me to check the hours of GCC. All the clubs in SF…

Came in on a Tuesday since they were closed on Monday. Parking lot was huge and place looked like it would closed down to be a fire works warehouse twice a year.…

Men's Club is a large, upscale club about a twenty minute drive west of downtown Houston. It has a large enclosed parking lot. Parking was free. There was a valet, but no…

It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee…

Late decision to stop in with a couple friends late Friday night. Not familiar with the area but seemed like a safe neighborhood. Parking lot right next to the club. I think it…

Was back in Seattle and this time with a coworker. I suggested trying out a new club for him and we headed to The Playground. I met a hot AA…

Was there from 3-5 PM. No cover or parking. Very lively crowd. 15 dancers, mostly white. Ranged from 5-7 with one absolute 9. Same beer was $7 for the first round and…