Reviews

I recently had an extended contract in Deleware so i have been frequenting the clubs in Philly. The clubs in Delaware and maryland just dont do it for me. To be clear ive…

Went to Rosewood for the first time in a while. I decided to partake in their “casting couch Tuesdays”. I walk in and the number of girls there is impressive. Probably 25 or so…

Stopped in after a few deliveries, and wanted some R&R. Usual routine I follow now for daytime visits,, when I get off the West Seattle bridge put on the film from eye doc, so my…

Went in on an extremely rainy Saturday night when not much else was going in the city. Took an Uber to the club and walked in with a pat-down and a $30 cover and a…

It had been awhile since I had visited Babydolls, but had a free evening on a Tuesday and decided to stop by. Got there probably around 8pm and parking lot was full, which was suprising…

Was in town for a night with some friends and decided to see what the club was like. We had actually paid our cover next door but no one was dancing so we came over…

For Cinco De Mayo, I decided to travel down to South Florida for the weekend to enjoy some time off and relax at the beaches and clubs. One of my favorite clubs down there is…

I’m going to keep this review short, because the visit was also short. I was riding off my Friday high at vivide and said to myself, we’ll let me give fannies a try. Man do…

The website seems to be really out of date. Upstairs is a club called "Lust" that apparently is known for it's food and being pretty good. During COVID-19, I think the main club closed down…

I rarely hit Tattletales on an early week day, but found myself downtown. Got there a little before 430 and left around 7 PM. $5 parking. $5 cover. $7 beer. Dances are $10 or $20 depending…

Last night (Saturday night) at 9:00 pm. Some open seating upon entry, left around midnight and it was SRO. OUTSIDE: NONDESCRIPT, VERY LIMITED FREE PARKING BUT 20$ RESERVED SELF PARK: On a wide busy street with many…

Stopped in to kill time before a 6pm flight and it truly ended up being a waste of time. First the layout… small safe lot behind a stucco wall. A large doorman was at the…

SETTING: Parking was not available on 26th near the club due to construction on the road--so I parked across State St. to the north. Arriving at 9:50, I was the first customer in the door, I…

In Washington clubs there is no alcohol. Located on Lake City Way (Deja Vu times two up the same road and to the north— Ricks and Lake Forest Park). Pandoras used to be a Chinese…

To set the scene, my gf and I are on a long weekend vacation with another couple in Palm Springs and decided to head to the local (the one and only straight) strip club after…

Showed up to pandoras at about 9pm. Parking lot seems safe but it was almost full when I arrived. I paid the $20 to enter and got my free soda. At the time they had…

Haven't been in a while and was in the neighborhood, so I stopped n about 2:30 on a Thursday afternoon. Buffett lunch was gone (if they even have one anymore) and while there were about…

Another year goes by and I find myself back at Centerfold. I walked in on a Thursday night at about fifteen minutes after midnight. There was a $20 cover charge at the door, and the…

I went to French Quarter at 23:00 on a Wednesday night and 20:45 on a Friday night. There is always a $20 cover charge at the door. They ask you to sign your name on…

We were in town for a bachelor party and asked around. This place was the most recommended for what we were looking for so we decided to check it out. Door fee was $20/per which…

Last Friday I went to fantasy lounge after spending a few hours in a nearby casino. I got there around 8pm and there were about 5 dancers. This club is adjacent to pure diamonds. Dancers…

Back to the strip on a wed afternoon, last three trips there over the past few months there was in my opinion a deterioration of talent. Not this visit, about 10 dancers when…

I was tired of how much dances are now at Ricks so I decided to make my first visit to Teasers in about six months. Teasers can be hard to find since GPS isn’t accurate…

Was in from out of town. Place is kind of away from everything on a corner with a small free parking lot. First thing to note is it's $30 to get in and it's BYOB.…

Bidenflation? Prices are insane. Girls are hot, but a few hours to Atlanta and it's a different story. Basics: Location is right across from Sammy's. There's a Flashing Light display on top of the building that…

Was in the area and decided to make a trip to Pandoras. To reiterate, it is easily visible from the road. An narrow entrance where you pay the cover and then proceed inside. As you…

First time coming here. Came in on a Sunday evening. I know this isn’t the best night to go clubbing but I’ve still managed some fun nights…. Not this night tho. Clean place…

Desires is a club located in Providence. It is easily accessed from the highway and in a large building. There is a doorman and a metal detector upon entrance which makes sense to prevent any…

My friend recommended this spot to me. I was in need of a message because of how stressful my job is so I went here. I picked out this girl payed the 160 and got…

I'll start off by saying it's kinda in the middle of nowhere in a tiny cramped parking lot behind a bar. The club itself is 18+ so it's a fully nude club. There…

It has been about 6 weeks since I visited here. I texted a favorite that usually works here. She confirmed and I headed over. The standard review details. Street parking, you want…

COMING IN (unchanged) Boardroom Cabaret sits a quarter-mile off Route 24 in a middle-class commercial area full of strip malls. Thankfully, there's a Bank of America ATM another quarter-mile up the road if you need one.…

I stopped in around 5 PM since I had not been for a year. Wanted to see what changes had been made since last time. Grabbed a beer $3.50 and sat at the bar. Stages…

Took my wife and another couple visiting from out of town to this strip club. For drinks and a show, its not bad. We had 4 well drinks and 2 beers, tab came out to…

The good old Aragon Bar in Albert Lea. This is a regular bar with pool tables in the front and and topless bar in the back. Normally there is just one bar tender working who…

Visiting from the US. I went to Brandi's lounge on a Friday night after midnight until closing 3am. The coat check costed 20$. The club is a bit weird when it comes to seating, there…

I was visiting the UK after a long time and had a afternoon to kill, so headed to the woolpack! It was a weekday and afternoons are usually quite dull at the strip clubs. So my…

Let me begin with an update the location in the listing is now a club named Silk. It was opened yesterday, I saw it but did not go inside. This review is for Platinum…

Visited FC on a recent Sunday evening. The club is open only in the evenings on Sundays. I have also sentimented in other reviews that, in general, Sundays just really are NOT the…

Had to fly out of DTW and stopped by this smokey shithole. It is what it is, pay $5 on the way in, get a raffle ticket for no raffle, there is a raised…

I visited Tattle Tattle (in Atlanta) on a Tuesday around 5pm (In April 2023). I'm a 41 year old black male who went alone. Security, Parking and Entrance Valet for $5. Security guards were professional and thorough. They…

This is a good place to stop in for a while when going to or from the West Palm airport. It is only about 1.5 miles from the airport. I like to stop…

Came by a few minutes after midnight. Place was full but maybe a little more breathing room on Friday vs. Saturday night which was welcome as it can get tough to find seating in here.…

Visited late on a Friday, around 11pm. Club wasn't too busy but plenty of ladies working. I was told it was usually busier, but it was cinco de mayo and this place doesn't serve alcohol,…

Went to XTC cabaret on Wednesday night on a whim. I must have looked like a dear in head light upon entering because I was immediately swarmed by a group of girls asking my friends…

Key Points: Entry Fee: $30 Dance cost: Tip $1’s for dances in the pervert row close to the stage. $20 for topless dance in your seat in the general seating area $40 for Nude dances in a private area $30 for…

So I haven't been to the clubs since Covid. The club has changed names since then, but otherwise it's more or less the same: Drinks are still reasonable (by club standards,) chairs are still big…

Took a trip to Jackson after a long hiatus and boy has it gotten bleak. Maybe it was just that day, but we started off walking in being greeted outside by one of the dancers…

Arrived around 8pm. I parked on a little side street next to the bar. A little sketchy, but it’s a rental car so???? Walkers to front and approached by a man who asked why…

This is probably my personal favorite club in the Miami area. For those of you that have been here, there are two bars. One right as you enter where the girls try to grab you…

Saturday mid-afternoon, no cover. When I arrived there were about 5 dancers and just as many customers. Domestic bottle $5. This is the first club I've been in where dancers take the…

Went to Gold Club on Sunday evening mainly it's my only night off and only 4 miles from the hotel I was staying. Huge free parking lot that has seen better days. Entered…

This club is in the middle of Woonsocket. Really nice looking building, plenty of free parking. After you enter, it is one big room, with a bar against the back wall, a main stage, a…

It has been 6 months since I last stepped into Vivide. I met up with our other great members here Rod and Will42. I entered the parking lot around 2:10 and Will42 entered at the…

I came here on a Thursday night after midnight. They have $10 lapdances on Thursdays when usually it's $30. Valet was $6, cover was $20. The place is one giant room with an upper…

Note: This is a review. Not a treatise on how you should spend your money, just how I spent mine. Sometimes, I stay at La Quinta Inn for the cheap room and free…

I'd been curious/skeptical of the Foxy Lady's Legs and Eggs portion for a while, and gave it a shot. My expectations were low, but they were exceeded, and I'd go back if i were…

Stopped in for first time since covid Been wanting to pop in for awhile now since this was my ATF just was waiting u till I felt safe doing so with crime in downtown scaring…

Daisha is back! She was out for a surgery. I missed that phat booty. I will tone down my review because the prudes around the country don't understand the differences between their clubs and Washington Clubs.…

Playhouse lounge is a little pink structure that you can’t miss off of route 130. Parking is plentiful and safe. It is BOYB, no alcohol is served. Only malt beverages or wine can be brought…

Stopped by on a late afternoon a couple Saturdays ago. I've been here many times and not much has changed -parking is free in rear fenced in lot. No cover charge unitl 7pm -I…

To begin with, this club is listed as out of business and it's not. They were temporarily closed to remodel from a fire in the building next door and not permanently closed. Even though they are…

I tried sugar shack on a rainy Wednesday night . I’m generally a more dayshift person, but they don’t open until 7pm so night shift it was. The parking…

This used to be my go-to place in all of NYC, but their downhill slide finally killed the place for good. Gallahers is one of the few places in Queens that is not gangster…

Made a return for an afternoon visit to the Cricket. Entrance is in the rear of the club, where they have a safe parking lot, no valet and no cover charge during the day.…

Against my better judgement I went here on Saturday after not being too particularly interested in BELAX. I arrived just around 1am, and and the place was pretty well packed with girls and patrons. I…

SE of MSP airport. Well lit parking lot. $10 cover. Full bar. General layout is a main floor with hightop tables and chairs. Comfortable armchairs around a horseshoe shaped raised stage…

Rolled in around midnight on a Saturday. Adjacent lot was full so I had to pay$5 to park. Waited in line to get wanded by an officer and paid the cover. I think it was $25.…

I went in on a Wednesday evening around 9:30. The club is right next to an adult store, and the club itself has bars around the entire entryway. As you walk in there is…

Was in Memphis again and wanted to kill a couple of hours. Gold club is right off the highway, big building with lots of colorful lights and plenty of parking. ID check and pat down…

Intro Having gone to Toots for over a decade, I decided to finally try an early afternoon to see if Old Toots had a better offering than the stale and mercenary evening lineup. Post pandemic,…

So my first time here, quick couple of turns off the Garden State Parkway. In a residential/light commercial neighborhood, street parking which is free and seems to be plenty available. One thing to…

This review covers 3 days, started around 9pm each day and ended around 11:30 pm (to try and fit in Spearmint Rhino down the street). Each day, I probably spent just a little over…

1. Don’t pay the parking fee at valet. The area is safe enough to park on the street and walk in. Roemer Ave or in the parking lot behind Zo’s Burger if…

The Red Room is near route 19 so it's close to all the other clubs. Smaller parking lot, club is located on a corner so can pull in from 2…

Well I was back in Dallas for a few days and decided to hit Lipstics since it was my go to club when I lived in Dallas the reason being extras were always available. Changes-Cover…

I'm not usually around the Palm Springs area and this was my first visit. The club is in an industrial zone but feels safe. It has a full bar, but that means bottoms stay on. I…

Located just off of Route 24 in Brockton. Easy to miss as it is behind a restaurant and Carwash. It has a large parking lot that is surrounded by other businesses, but I prefer to…

Visited on a weekday, mid-afternoon. Place was pretty busy for 2:30 pm. Maybe 12 dancers (hard to take a census) and as many customers. There's a round stage in the center, with chairs surrounding it for…

Right off of I-80 next to a porno bookstore, across the freeway from a couple of gas stations so no getting lost finding it. They have a big gravel parking lot. Cover was $7 was…

Went recently on a Friday night. Not much has changed. $16 cover. Parking lot was pretty jammed as usual. Quite a few girls, but not many new ones. Lineup was as follows: Dior Xena Camille Christina Skylar Jessie Sage The tall black girl…

Tried this place for the first time. Took me 40 min to get there from Boston with not much traffic on a Sat evening. The place is on the right side on a pretty…

Pink Pony was closed for a video shoot. Tattletale is lower key, more rock less hip hop club than many in ATL. This evening it was full probably because of the Pink Pony closure. Entry at…

I had an afternoon to try to cheer myself up - I was in Chandler and didn't want to drive all the way to Phoenix, so I stayed local. I wasn't expecting much for…

Its a really nice and clean place. Girls are all hot and the topless stage is really nice. It is very expensive and there are alot of guys since its the only club in a…

Cheaters is probably now my 2nd favorite place to go in Cocoa Beach. Royal Dancers/ OLD Inner room has been my place. But things are not as good as it has been. As several…

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon while I was out with some spare time. It was pretty empty. Just me and 1 other. The dancers were just coming out of the dressing rooms when…

I went on a Friday afternoon. I had not been here in many, many years but the place looked the same (in a good way). It is a small, throwback, neighborhood dive bar with topless/nude…

Swung through on a Saturday afternoon to kill an hour or two before a flight. Showed up around 2pm (opened at either 1pm or 2pm). Experience was about what’d you expect. Not…

Saturday late afternoon visit. Usually go earlier, but the few, prime time girls seem to be tied up with regulars, who likes to talk and then go for dances. Details are still the same. Byob Ten dollar cover Dances…

Mermaids is in a residential neighborhood a block away from the train station so it’s easy to get too. Usually opens between 10-11pm. Got there at 11pm and paid a $20 cover. Liked the fact…

Went with a group around 10:00 on a Friday. I believe the cover was $15. Location is at the back end of the main drag in Fells Point so it’s convenient to begin or end…

Went to Pandoras in the early afternoon around 1pm as most of the day shift dancers are there. Pro tip: Bring cash as there is no ATM. There is a weed store a few blocks up…

Right off the road on the 130 in an old building with an ok amount of parking, in what I understand is not the greatest neighborhood. Cover charge is $10 (at least at night for midweek)…

I had a few hours to kill and walked in on a Tuesday afternoon. I'd been there once before and thought I would give it. a shot again. (I have many fond memories…

Second floor club across from Club USA at the top of a he hill in Tumon. In my opinion it’s the best club in Guam. Walk in, bar is to the right. Stage is ahead…

The Oasis has been described often so I'll be brief. Located in commercial area near auto dealers and junk yards. Plenty of parking. After going through the metal detector rectangular…

Stopped in Tuesday to Bogies around 4:15 and arrived to a busy lot thanks to the Tuesday special and the rain. 5 cover, 10 for a beer + tip and a somewhat busy place with…

This club has always been the outlier in Massachusetts, even going back to the Fuzzy Grape days when Mass. was a no dance, no touch state. For whatever reason, and I assume its town culture,…

Went on a Saturday afternoon about 5pm. Paid the door fee ($5) and walked in. Big stage right in the middle of the room and bars running the walls on right and left.…