The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Probably my last time visiting the Crazy Horse

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pekpekmonster
Mar 16, 2026, 2:26 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Like others have mentioned, this club isn’t in the best part of town, but it is accessible by BART if you don’t want to drive into the city.

 

I came here on a Thursday night around 7:30 PM. You get buzzed in by a bouncer who checks your ID. You pay a $10 entrance fee, and they ask you to buy a drink. I grabbed a water, which was around $4. I asked one of the floor guys to break a $50 into singles, and he gladly did. One thing I noticed is how loud the music is here, you can barely hear the DJ announcing names or hear the dancers talk to you.

 

After you pass the bar, there’s a VIP area, which was completely empty. Beyond that is the main stage with stadium-style seating. There were about five other patrons there, all older gentlemen.

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Probably my last time visiting the Crazy Horse