Reviews

Got to the club later in the night. The parking lot was packed. There was a parking lot next to the building that has room to park, but I wasn't 100% sure if it was…

This is an urban club located on north side of Houston. Small parking lot in front; add'l parking on side of building. Cover fee was interesting; one night paid 11-14, another night I paid 20.…

On Vacation in Vegas and decided to check out one of the Strip Clubs. I was debating between this place and some of the other clubs like Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino but those clubs…

Club layout: walk in and get an ID check and pat down. To the left is the private dance area and to the right is the club. The stage is in the middle with…

I went there in early afternoon. Valet parking is mandatory and is $8. There is no cover in day time. But to check your coat is $2. I sat on a regular table. There were…

Akron, OH After a failed attempt at a decent time at OGD, I decided to make the 8 minute drive over to Gatsby’s North based on some recommendations I had. Pulling up the building around 10:15,…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon recently. As detailed in thousands of reviews, same pink roof, same elongated bar/stage, same $10 cover fee for 2 bottled waters and byob, and for most of the…

Akron, OH After speaking to a few TUSCL members regarding mongering near Akron/Canton, I settled on two clubs to visit: Ole Glory Daze and Gatsby’s North. I’ll submit on Gatsby’s as well. If you are into…

I’ve been to this place many times and over the years it’s gone up and down in its value. Today, unfortunately, was that type of visit, not much value. Same guy took my $10 at…

Whenever I am in the Akron area I swing by this place to see if it is worth stopping. A couple of weeks ago the parking lot was packed and there was no place to…

Admission: $10 plus license scan. There are two main areas. 1. The stage/bar. The bar has about 10 seats, and if you're sitting there you're facing away from the stage. The stage is a…

Visiting from South Florida came into this place to see how the Orlando scene is, walk in no pat downs but $15 cover. As soon as you go in, the left side of the place…

Matehuala is probably the best known strip club in Monterrey and the first thing you notice as you walk it is how dimly lit it is. Unless you walk around with a flashlight it's hard…

Went on a Sunday night and they were having some kind of event. More than 10 dancers, less than 10 customers when I got in. Still most of the patrons were sitting alone or at…

I stopped into EB on a Monday afternoon a couple of works ago. No cover as the door man waved me in. Same set up. Large square shaped wrap around bar to the left…

Many of my dancer friends like this club because its usually busy and pretty well run. My past experiences have been pretty good but not great, this visit was on the low end of…

Was about three weeks ago that I went to this club early on a Friday afternoon. Checked this place out after seeing Magnificent's review earlier that week. He was correct that it…

I've been coming to Subis for a long time now and tend to come during the weekdays at night. The good thing here is that even on slower nights, there will be at least 1-2…

So I was checking out the Top 40 strip club lists and realized that Paradizio was ranked number 1 when sorted by value. Number 1 out of all the strip clubs in the country! I…

After visiting family I decided to stop by this club since it’s detached from my usual commute. Entering the plaza, it was difficult to find parking, I would advise to park near the hooters. The…

Was in the area for work and decided to check the place out. Arrived soon after open which is decently later in the evening. This was early December so take everything with a…

This place is definitely seedy and usually pretty smokey. The parking lot is fenced in but not much security from what I can tell. Cover is $5 and there is no valet. This…

Tuesday I arrived at Henry’ at about 4:00 in the afternoon. Parked on the side where parking is free. I walked in the club and there was a $5 cover charge but I…

Tuesday I arrived at Bogart’s at about 3:30 in the afternoon. Parked on the side where parking is free. I walked in the club and there was a $5 cover charge. This club…

Found myself in Central NJ again and paid a visit to Manville's little club that could. The club is wedged in between buildings on a side street off the town's main drag. Street parking only.…

Tuesday I arrived at the Criket at about 2:30 in the afternoon. Parked in the back where parking is free. I walked in the club and there was no cover charge. I…

Arrived at Purple Orchid around midnight on a Wednesday night after leaving Oasis. The club is located in an industrial area, that seemed slightly sketchy, but still fine. There is a parking lot…

Stopped by in the afternoon for a beer and to check the place out. There were only four other customers at the bar and 3 girls dancing, two were WOC, and one was really cute…

Stopped by Oasis on Wednesday night about 11pm. It is located on an industrial road near the airport. They have plenty of parking out front in a dedicated lot. $5 cover, go…

Last year, I was scouting the area as I'm soon to become a "winter texan" . I had stopped by the Tex Mex so see what it was about based on reviews here.…

Arrived around 430, free parking and $10 cover. Quick pat down. Upon entering, immediately greeted by hot and sexy Latina. After lapping the place and using the men's room I joined her for…

I had an early evening hockey game to attend about ten minutse up the road so I left early to beat the traffic. I stopped at The Lamplighter because that was the first of the neighboring…

I had an early evening hockey game to attend 10 minutes down the road so I left early enough to beat the traffic which also gave me time to kill. Because this was the first of…

This review covers multiple nights, mostly Saturdays but some weeknights as well. Bazookas is in the Crossroads on the streetcar line. It's nice and clean but there's no alcohol. There is a bar next door…

Decided to give the place another try. Beer prices were reasonable at $5.25. Very few customers. The place just seems dead. I did get quick service at the bar, but I should have with the…

Went for the first time in over a year. There was a featured dancer so there was a cover charge. Place is actually pretty clean, no smoking allowed anymore so there's that. There was a…

Went in on a Tuesday night around 1 am so I guess Wednesday morning. I hadn't gone to a club in about 8 years (last was centerfolds) and couldn't sleep so I said fuck…

I booked my 30 minute VIP session in advance and arrived five minutes before my appointment. It's a short 10-minute Uber ride from my hotel, and I get cash from the ATM nearby a few…

I started my night at Atlantis based on word of mouth and reviews... spoiler alert, I was disappointed. Paid the $10 entry and walked in - the place was kinda busy and I immediately noticed that…

I happened to be driving down east sample Rd. recently and I looked over and saw the obvious signage for porthole pub. Might as well check it out, even on a Monday afternoon. This place…

Totally chill vibe. There were two older couples having fun with the dancers. There was maybe 1 or 2 quiet regulars. Nobody seemed to be looking for trouble. 2 trips upstairs (which you only pay…

If I was asked to design a hole-in-the-wall club I would use this place as a model. The parking lot small on the side of the building and fills up quickly. The entrance is on…

Strange but fun night. I started at Paradise Found, but no dancers at 8:00 pm. At least they told me at the door. So I went to Lookers. Empty, but "Heaven" was amazing and saved the night. Layout…

Found this place. About 15 minute drive from -75. The parking lot was pretty empty. 3 cars in one side and about the same amount on the other side. Parking is well lit and very…

Second visit to club which is in an industrial area close to two other clubs. Mostly AA women ages 20-40 of various sizes, mist leaning toward BBW. One particularly pretty and shapely (DD cups with…

Arrived 4:45 on Tuesday before meeting my baby at 5:30, so I only had 25 mins to enjoy beautiful ladies. Pulled into the parking lot and lots of cars and trucks. I was…

Was visiting SoCal on business and decided to stop by this place on a Monday night mainly because it was close to my hotel. As other reviews have described, the club is located in…

Playhouse Lounge - the “playground” of central Jersey. Although it has been covered in virtually every post before, Playhouse is a pink building on the southbound side of NJ130, approximately 4 miles below…

Stopped by Friday afternoon around 2:00 PM after spending a couple of days in Fairfield for work , and needed a stress release before heading home Parked on the…

This is not a club you go to and sit by the stage with many girls walking around. Each time I’ve been here there are no more than 5-6 girls working and they all want…

Super discreet building that looks like a pub in a residential neighborhood. Ample street parking without much hassle. Rolled into Clancy's on a Friday maybe 20 minutes after opening. Surprised to see a few…

Decided to check out Sugars for the first time on Weds night. Turns out the is armature night but there were only a few dancers working and when I got there I was the only…

So it has been a while since I've been here. Probably 5 plus years. And not much has changed on the interior. You walk in it was a $5 cover at around 3:00 p.m. I…

Have been to the Oasis numerous times with mixed results. The place has been described quite a bit so I'll be brief. In the center is a rectangular bar with two stages…

Stopped in on Tuesday afternoon. No cover no one at the counter when I walked in. Bouncer sitting on stool as I entered the main room. Went to the bar and got a bottle of…

After being away for a while I decided a trip to the LCV was in order to see how things were looking. Usual $22 cover on evenings. I have to agree with a previous reviewer that…

I went back to Lace for the first time in about a year. I have described the physical layout a number of times in previous reviews, so I won’t go into that this time around. I…

Pandoras is like shopping Amazon. You can always find a good deal if you shop it. I’ve been on a good roll at the clubs and my fortunes continued at my last visit to…

I had some alone time to kill in Southern Indiana on a Sunday afternoon and after seeing Rustic Frog wasn't open for the night yet I decided to try PT's since it was the easiest…

Was there on a recent Tuesday night. $2 to the parking attendant as you walk in then $10 for entry. As has been described, as you enter the bathrooms are on the right, go left…

If you are out and about on a Sunday afternoon, there are not many places to go to "Enjoy the View". It is only Bt's, Bogarts, or Henry's. I wanted to relax and watch a bit…

Visited this club for the first time in the late afternoon on a rainy Saturday. As others have mentioned, the club is in a strip mall, but it’s not a bad location. Not run down…

On this day i was approached by sara, we went back and the short version is that where some set a package price she thinks its a per song rate. So here is the story. I…

I was hoping girls would come in during bike week to make money, and they did. I spoke with one girl who came in from Texas and another that came down from Jacksonville…

Stopped by late Saturday afternoon. 10 dollar cover.Byob. pay the bartender and get my water. 1 girl on stage dancing for 2 songs then circulating for tips and dances. Girls get up close and personal during…

Most of the other reviews do a good job explaining the place . It’s a fairly small dungeon right off of south Main Street. The parking sucks when it’s packed , I ended up parking…

Went to Christie’s with my wife around 11 on Friday night and I was surprised how full it was. My wife prefers Christie’s because it has a nicer feel and better decor. As always she…

Parking is free, cover is 5$. Doesn't get much better than that. Unfortunately the girls are relatively plain or unattractive for the most part, the highest you will ever find here is a 7.5. Once…

Kind of a slow Monday evening, which is not unexpected I assume. Arrived about 4:30 - no cover until 6pm when it is $10. There were about 15 dancers there both before and after the…

I’d been here once before with a so-so experience. Today was just slightly better. I arrived at 5:00 pm. No cover or id or coat check at that hour. My soda was $9. Mandatory valet parking…

I’ve posted a number of a reviews about this club and have been coming here over the last 10 years. They now scan your ID at the front desk. According to the worker, they delete…

Pretty small place, but good. Not a bad view in the entire place. Pretty clean and comfortable all around. Every type of person (old, young, blue collar, travelers, etc). Dancers were very friendly, although some…

I went in one a Tuesday and it seemed kind of dead with only about 3 customers and around 10 girls. Entry was 5 dollars, I went after 6. I don't drink so I'm unsure…

This is the sum of many visits. This is kind of a low key place to find high value early in the afternoon. I usually arrive around 12:30 there are typically 5 girls already working…

I decided to venture to the playboy club based on a couple friends recommendations from when this place was Paradise back in the day. I pulled up and the parking lot is not big and…

This club has been described in great detail, but if you haven’t seen it and would like to know… You enter to a bar (no booze) on the left and the main stage in front of…

So I haven’t been to this club in a long time, and never went on a weekday before so I figured why not stop in for a drink. Place opens at 12 but i went…

Entrance from a busy downtown street with other restaurants and bars in proximity. The actual entrance is recessed on the sidewalk a little bit which allows some homeless to be hanging out on the…

My first time at Kittens. Thursday is Blues night at the bar next door, and it's a treat for the senses to go between the two locations. The gray-haireds who show up to…

Let’s me get straight to the point before the mundane details. I was there in Tue afternoon. Have been here few times since the opening. The biggest change now is that the translucent curtains on…

I’ve been here once before, in 2019 on a business trip. I returned on a Sunday night around 21:00. The place was decently busy with probably 20 women working. Overall the girls…

Went to the Trap on a Monday afternoon at 4pm. Walked into the club and gave the lot attendant $2 for parking. When I got there the place was packed for a 4pm on the…

I hadn't been to Synn since before covid but my wife and I had really fond memories of it from a few years ago, so we went last Saturday and were super excited about it.…

This is a bikini bar that serves liquor, so there’s no nudity on stage, and what you get for dances varies greatly by dancer. Wait for the 3-dance special they do once an hour for…

I am not going to be too wordy only because I wrote a review some time ago stating that this place is dead. At the time I stated I would not return but hence…

First time visiting this club. Stopped in Lexington on my way home from a trip to the western states. This is the third of 3 clubs I stopped at that are within a mile of…

First time visiting this club. Stopped in Lexington on my way home from a trip to the western states. This is the second of 3 clubs I stopped at that are within a mile of…

First time visiting this club. Stopped in Lexington on my way home from a trip to the western states. Lots of parking and the club was easy to find. Cover was $10 which looking back wasn’t…

Goldfinger is located in an older 2 story strip mall, next to a hooters. You walk in there is a counter girl to take your cover charge $2 after 5pm & more after 7pm… happy…

This place is interesting to me because it's the stereotypical working mans club. Tiny, a little dirty but got some good mileage from a big ass Cuban blond. Maria I think was her name. I…

I visited on both Friday and Saturday afternoon while in town for business. I had not been to Arizona since pre-Covid, and this was always one of my favorite spots. Because I arrived…

First time visiting this club, first time in Dallas, just passing through to go to a hockey game. Easy to find the club from my hotel and it has a large parking lot that was packed…

Well the blacktop driveway was decent. The parking space was free and adequate with just enough room. The air was filled with carbon dioxide and old cooking grease. DO you seriously want all the info…

I was bored out of my mind and decided to hit up this spot rather than going downtown KC to the other spots which I already knew were... ok? spotty at best. This place was…

Monday night, 9 - 11. 6 girls working. 1 stage, occasional dancer performing even though there was a posted rotation. Most of the time the girls were hanging with customers at the bar rather than…

I was in the area so I decided to pay another visit to the Playhouse. This place stands out as you drive up route 130 with it's bright pink exterior. I entered and sat…

It is my first time back after their long closure. The first thing you notice is the complete remodeling. Looks nice and you can tell a lot of work went into it. A few decent…

This review is delayed from a visit probably 2 months ago, so I don’t remember specific prices. Went with friends so interaction with the ladies was limited, which was nice since I find this place…

Returned for an afternoon visit to the cricket. Basics of the club, parking in the rear of the club, self park and no valet. No cover during dayshift so I found my way to a table…

Post raid visit, had no idea until talking to a dancer. You know it's easy to get to and plenty of parking. I feel safe parking and going in and out of club. Kinda dingy…