Reviews

Friday afternoon visit. They open at 7 and I got there at 8:30. It was obviously dead, like all strip clubs at 8:30 on a Friday. I had to get to sleep early so that's…

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty hot,…

First things first, a quick introduction. Contrary to what may be popular belief, this is not my first attempt at a review. I have started and deleted at least 3 other accounts here on TUSCL.…

Brass rail, easily seen on Younge street, free cover for the first floor (bad idea) or you can take the stairs right at the door to the second floor for something called upper brass, when…

Passing through Dallas and made the obligatory visit to BD on the Friday after the 4th of July. I showed up around 8:30 which is way too early for some of the other Dallas clubs,…

Was in Tucson on a Saturday night to catch an early flight back to the east coast. Had visited before, a couple of years ago. I had a good experience then, so I thought I'd…

Came here on a Sunday afternoon around 3pm. Wasn’t actually planning on going so I didn’t have any cash. There was $10 cover on top of the $10 atm fee so it was a decently…

My last couple of visits to Rio had been really uneventful. Almost removed it from my list but gave it one more shot. Glad I did. Walked in around 2 pm.…

I made another trip out to Vegas last week and of course that meant another trip to the Spearmint Rhino. I haven’t found another club in Vegas to match it. I called the club…

I love this place as far as a DC area strip club is concerned. They layout is a long corridor style with 3 or 4 stages to the right and a bar and tables to…

Visited on Thursday evening about 8:30. The parking lot had several vehicles in it but was not crowded. Paid the 10 dollar door fee and had a pat down by the door man. As…

Came in about 5:30 in the afternoon. There were about 15 customers in there. It's a fairly big place and kept pretty dark in the seating area. I was immediately approached by a dancer…

Treasures is located off of a busy street and is enclosed by a wall. Big parking lot at the back or can valet your car. I went during the day this time and…

Where to start? The club is a nice club. I’m talking red carpet when you walk in. Lil Asian older leader takes your $20 at the door. You go thru a turnstile and you're in…

So plenty of parking next to dive bar/package store next door. The entrance can be hard to find. It is on a side road. The cover was $25 but it included a 6 oz fountain…

Stopped at Loco on a Saturday evening(about 7:30 pm) after baseball game with some friends. The club is located in a somewhat industrial area and has a large free parking lot. When I arrived the…

Arrived just after midnight on a Thursday, decent number of cars in the lot but I think many were there for the food truck or the skeevy looking adult bookstore that is on the other…

Some changes here and not for the better. Thursday afternoon at about 4:30PM. First off, as I walk in there is a bouncer wanding people down. Look, if a place has the type of crowd…

I’ve visited weekday afternoons, as well as Friday nights. Weekdays the place is nearly empty, with a few dancers of which one or two may be worth your while. But it only takes one, right?…

I stopped by out of curiosity and because I wanted to watch a few college football games. It was pretty empty, but the girls that were there were super friendly. Felt good to get a…

(If you're just looking for my opinions on the women, skip to the bottom!) So the Doc's been coming here on and off for the past few years since he moved up from the dirty jersey.…

From reading all the recent reviews in the last few months here and other platforms, I was concerned that every working girl at Hong Kong was going to be a shark charging people $150+. I'm…

this was my first time going to a club alone..I found it to be very comfortable and inviting. The music was good and I loved the show. Was able to sit back and enjoy drinks…

Had a long drive and needed to stop and relax, I planned this place as a pit stop as the reviews were half decent and there was fuck all else to do in that area.…

Went to an MMA event in Houston last week. Bucks had some of their girls there. At least three that I could see. They had a Kardashian thing going on. Super-hot. Didn’t take much convincing…

Went on a weekday to Spearmint Rhino down the street but Amethyst had an hour plus dance with a customer so I went to Synn. Was patted down by security before paying the entry fee -…

First time in Albuquerque so I decided to check out TDs, since it seems higher rated than other places here. Arrived at 1:30 pm on a Thursday and left 4 hours later. Pretty decent sized…

Arrived on a Saturday afternoon. Mandatory valet parking as mentioned in other reviews, I think it was seven dollars. No cover. Took the stairs up and entered the club, the stage runs horizontally in front…

I have been to this club 3 times in 2023. Twice during the day and once at night. I will review my recent visit where I visited both day and night. I left during the…

Went back to Mario's after a long absence. No cover charge as I was there in the early evening. Not much has changed. Some friendly girls some will just ignore you. I spent my time…

We showed up for my buddies bachelor party at 1 am on a Sunday and the place was empty. Was a bit worried how it would go since it was empty but as soon as…

Have been there many times over a 30 year span. Going south out of Valparaiso, FL on John Sims Parkway, turn right on Old Hyway 20. Go down a wooded road about 1/2 mile and…

I hadn't been to Keepers since before the pandemic but it was always one of my favorite spots. There aren't really any other options in the area anymore unfortunately. I decided to swing by after…

After taking a two-month hiatus from Night Shift, I returned twice in the past month. This review covers two visits in July 2023. Physically, the venue is still very nice and it is kept clean. The…

Hadn't been to this place in a couple years. Visited on a recent Wednesday around noon and paid an entrance fee of $15 for which a drink was included of which cannot legally be of…

Have stopped here a few times over the last few months when I get in the area and have time. The place itself is nice. Good parking area, the inside is clean and…

Of the few remaining clubs in San Diego, this is the best option. I usually go during the day shift and usually have good odds. The club is a basic layout of main…

Got in a bit early on a business trip semi-nearby in Alpharetta, and to be honest was mostly drawn to giving this one a try because of the $5 dances. Compared to the insane prices…

I’ve been to the playhouse a few times on account of some of the women. It’s in kind of a sketch neighborhood, but it’s right across from a church and a gas station, so I…

Showed up around 10:00. Hadn't been to this club in years. Roughly 10-15 dancers working, about half were 7 or better, a few were fugly. Sat down, was immediately approached by 3 women one after another.…

I had two recent afternoon visits, about 3 weeks apart, one disappointing and one much better. The club has a kind of strange layout. There’s a round bar at one end where you…

So I was curious as to what the new/old club looked like. I have been in a couple of times since the reopening. Inside is way better than the old club for certain. Bar is now…

I arrived in Vegas for Army training. I wanted to see what was going on with the night life. I’m staying just off the strip, and wanted to dip my feet in the water with…

Thoroughly enjoyed my last visit, so I returned on a Saturday at about 11. Located right on Columbus Blvd. Parking directly on side of building, with a dedicated parking lot right across the side st…

Hadn't been here in 20 years but knew what I was getting into. After paying the cover at the door, $10, and again for water, $14, I walked into a fairly busy main room -…

Vivide is the most reviewed Georgia club on this site for a reason. I’d argue it’s the best strip club in Atlanta since Follies climaxed for the last time. Of course there is no perfect…

We were in town (kind of) and had a night to kill so made the hour drive to have some fun. We walked into Wild Childs 8 PM on a Friday night to find 5…

this place is much nicer than most of the clubs I normally go to, for example the Jacksonville clubs or the Tampa clubs. This is a review of two meetings, one late afternoon and once…

No Más con Nicola’s I was in the area the other day, enjoying the food trucks up & down Atlantic & Whittier Blvd. All those tacos made me thirsty for titties & beer so I…

I have been to Pole Cats four times previously. Valet parking is mandatory with a $5.00 charge plus tip. You can avoid the charge by parking on the street, but, come on, it is $5.00. …

The Lake Station is an interesting place, but on weekdays there is a hidden treasure inside. You walk in the club and the bar is to the right. The stage is left center with seating…

Have not been back to desire since Covid. I would say it’s just as good if not better. Vibe is always upbeat. Meaning the girls appear to like working there vs some clubs…

Went around 11 on a Saturday, paid five bucks, got a bracelet (a first for me) and went in to find basically a standard Wisconsin bar. First time ever in here. Drink service was o.k., but…

People of TUSCL listen up, I should be sleeping before work but I’m taking the time to write this so you don’t waste your money like I did. Like a fool I paid scant attention to…

First time back at the Gat in a couple of months. I was in the area work business so I thought I would stop in and give it another try. Right by an…

It has been about 2 months since I visited here. I texted a favorite that usually works here. She confirmed and I headed over. The standard review details. Street parking, you want to stay as close as…

Went in last week, believe it was a Monday, pulled in to the parking lot , not many cars. Walked inside to let my eyes adjust and payed my $15 entry fee and drink,…

Was in Cleveland on business and the TUSCL reviews led me to Christies on the Thursday night. My first time here. It's located at the bottom of a hill in what looks to be a…

Most of my SC visits are not planned much in advance and so when I suddenly found myself with a couple of hours free on a weekday afternoon, I decided I'd see what was available…

The layout: It’s been covered time and again in the reviews but here we go… small club in a strip mall. Parking is interesting. I got street parking which is card or change only. $1.75/hr. The…

Visited late afternoon on a Wed. Parking lot was wide open. Entry fee was $5 and $6 mandatory juice at the bar. All nude and can not serve alcohol. Maybe 3 other customers…

Location: Very rural PA. 11 miles east of Edinboro. About 30 mins south of Erie. Not near anything else. Lots of deer around. Drive carefully. Parking / Valet: Large lot. No valet. Doorman and several cameras…

Visited on a Tuesday around 10 pm, about 10 girls working and very few customers (maybe 3-5). I got alot of attention as soon as I walked in from a gang of 5 cuban…

I went with a coworker to have some drinks, checkout some girls, and overall have a great time, and that’s exactly what happened. Pros: The girls are very friendly but not overtly pushy trying to get…

Location - club is right in downtown Montreal. Lots of bars and restaurants around the block, but this one is on a quiet street. Entry - I went in Wednesday evening , at around 930pm.…

I was on my way to Pasco County where the real action is. On my way I decided to look up this club for the first time. It is on the main drag…

I live pretty close to Palazio. My curiosity got the best of me one Sunday evening and I decided to give it a whirl. I know it has the reputation of being one of the…

I’ve been to Angel’s a few times. Decided to stop in one afternoon while the little lady was out of town. As an older guy, I go in with the expectation that the ladies will…

I’ve reviewed this place many times and no updates. Free parking lot, $20 entrance fee, and 30-minute VIPs (normally 15 and 20 minutes). The curtain VIP costs $140 and the room VIP costs $220. As I…

Bright lights but good dances. Good trip back. I think it's been months since I've been to a club and the first thing I'll say is... the lights are too bright. I actually asked about it…

First time visiting here. I was staying near Coral Gables and didn't really feel like driving far so I decided to give this place a go. Parking situation is weird. You can park in their…

Well, I could not find a recent review on this club before visiting, so here it is for future generations :D Prices: 1. Dance: 1500 CZK 2. Beer: Depends; I got Corona Extra for 270 CZK.…

I've done a few review of PM, but it changes just enough. The girls were not as hot as before compared to a year ago and even less compared to a few years ago.…

anyone who’s anyone knows it’s a medium sized building in a very large parking lot right by the golf club. there’s no cover fee during the day and domestic beers are $6. i got…

I've been going to this club off and on for years (it's local). They have added another stage. This was a friday afternoon so there wasn't a cover, and no one danced on the stage…

Went to Cadillac on a totally dead night. Place was easy to find with ample parking and a large sign. Cover was $10 and pass through the metal detector. Got in and the place is…

Spent a weekend in Vegas recently and hit up a few clubs; already reviewed Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire, and will review Chicas soon. Also went to Talk of the Town and Sophia's, both not worth…

So I typically avoid the super big production clubs. In my experience, the larger clubs have specialized in and perfected the art of separating the patron from his cash. And generally you leave…

I had one of the hottest experiences at a club here on a Saturday night and managed to stay out on the floor the whole time. Granted, given a lot of other member experiences, I…

I visited Miss kittys on a Tuesday evening here recently. It’s been years since I’ve been in. It was a $10 cover charge. They have a pretty nice smoking area outside that’s kinda closed in.…

This place is pretty awesome. Cheap cover of $5 person. Beers are on discount until 7PM (I think $6) and then afterwards they are full price of $8 which is still cheaper than everywhere else…

Mario’s is located just off 395 in Webster on a fairly busy road with several other businesses. Looks a bit like a restaraunt on the outside. Plenty of free parking in the back. Safe neighborhood.…

Rolled in about 10pm on a Wednesday night. I counted 16 girls over the course of my 1.5 hour visit. I'd say 10 or 11 of them had very similar body types (white, thin, a-small…

Hit up fantasies and it was nicer than I expected. There is some construction on the outside but plenty of parking. Walked in through a metal detector and a pat down. No cover. Sat at…

I think it was a slow afternoon. It was midweek and very few dancers or customers were there. No cover charge. Tall boys were C$6.75 which isn't bad, but I was there over 3 quarters…

Its been a while since I been here. Looks like its been some work done since last time. Parking on the street can be a problem, Tease is down the street. Be careful parking directly…

After much research in the area I decided on Players Club for the lone night I was in town visiting for work. I had previously visited Denver about 6 years ago for a bachelor party…

As far as dive bars go in this area, this is the nicest inside. Parking is fenced and feels safe. No cover before seven when it goes to $10 and decent seating arrangements. Food is…

Arrived after 9pm,parking on the street no problem. When you walkin you get the feeling that you are walking into a dive bar. Evert one there seems to ignore you when you first walk in.…

Seen good comments about this place so I decided to try it out. I have not been here since it was VLive and even then haven’t been too often so I will say this my…

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in, guy at the front, ID check, empty pockets, turn around to get wanded. Lady at the desk right there. Cover was like $12. Walk…

Got there about 4 pm. A little later than usual but my ATF still had just over 2 hours left on her shift.The real positive for a 4 pm arrival is there were at least…

This is the first time I've been back to Rio in a few years. For good, or bad, nothing has changed. Same layout, 3 stages, only the center one…

This is the first time that I have been to deja vu in many years. The parking situation was not good to say the least. I did finally find a spot on the street and…

I visited the HiLiter 3 days in a row right around opening time, during a recent trip to Phoenix. Fri, Sat, and Sun. The first day, I started at the bar.…

This is a combination of two visits. First time I went here was a bit of a disappointment, I was on the hunt for extras and that night barely any girls were working and the…

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Last club of the night. I pulled up on Midlothian turnpike and that side of the lot had barely any cars in it, I thought this place was dead maybe but…

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Right in a warehouse district and not far from where the minor league baseball Richmond Flying Squirrels play. Small parking lot but found a spot. The building is like a big…

I got to PO on Wednesday at 9 pm after an ok visit to La Pearl lounge( Separate review coming). The building is as described, huge, square, and purple- impossible to miss on Passyunk Ave.…

Arrived at the club and paid my entry fee which came with a free soda. Parking lot was a little more than half full. The parking lot feels safe compared to some of the other…