Reviews

I visited on a Saturday night a couple of weeks back. This is not a traditional strip club - its a porno shop with on-site dancers, but sometimes that is better (at least for me)…

Continuing my reviews of Vegas clubs from this past weekend. Reviewed Spearmint Rhino (my fav), will soon review Chicas (my other fav) and Little Darlings (idea of this place is better than the execution). Again…

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Just came from Richard's a couple blocks away. I parked right on the street on the other side of the entrance but there were spots in the lot too. I walk…

Got there around 8pm on a Sunday night. No cover. Checked ID/scanned it at the door. It’s a long row house layout with a bar on the left and 3 small stages dotted along the…

I've been here on and off over the past 15 years. It is essentially the same club I visited way back then. The hit and miss is who happens to be working. It is…

Visited Coliseum after a long (long) time. Some basics, largely unchanged. Valet parking is $8. Large club. Six stages total. Three along the center of the room, two on one side, one on the other side.…

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Start of a Richmond strip club journey. Parked a couple blocks over, street parking. Area didn't seem that crazy to me. Walk up to a big black guy on a stool.…

Arrived Monday around 4. This placed has not changed in 20+ years. Same sketchy bathrooms on the left, bar on the right when you enter. One raised stage in the middle…

Springfield, VA. Saturday afternoonish around 6ish. Suburb of DC. Busy area, right next to a Dunkin donuts and on the end of strip mall. I parked right on the side. Walk up and in to…

This club just reopened in November 2022 after being closed for two years. The days open are currently W, Th, F, Sat. The grand reopening was Thursday the 17th of November. Not…

It wasn't the best of times but dang sure wasn't the worst of them either. A compilation of a couple of visits to Sins First was on a Saturday afternoon. Got a parking spot up in…

Arlington, VA. Saturday afternoon. Right next to a 7/11 in a strip mall. Real busy area in downtown Arlington. I parked in a bank parking lot across the street. Walk in. No cover, no nothing…

I went to Trails Men’s Club on a Saturday afternoon at about 12:30. I had several hours to kill before a delayed flight out of SLC. There was no cover charge. Sincweisers were $7 in…

I went to Southern X-Posure on a Saturday night at about 21:00. There was a $10 cover charge. Customers are given a wristband so they can come and go as they please throughout the night.…

Mercenary Territory is right! These women cut to the chase, but run a steep price...But I'm getting ahead of myself. Pardon my memory as this visit was 2 months ago. Some of the girls might be…

If you already know the layout, etc then skip this paragraph. Located in an industrial area. Large, well lit and free lot. You go into kind of an anteroom where there's often…

It was my first time in LA, and I was happy to check out this well-regarded club. As advertised, the women were beautiful and friendly. The stage was well-lit, and the dancers were interactive and…

Much has been said about Purple Orchid and it's layout - there is nothing special about this place, as you enter the club there is a square bar in the center of the room (the…

Dinner wasn’t ready yet and I was near Diamond Club so I said fuck it let me kill an hour. I arrived a bit after 5:30. Make sure you don’t miss the club entrance or…

this is my visit after one year to this club. I came in the afternoon around 1.30pm. Few older people were there. i think they might be regulars, since the girls are spending more…

General club details; $15 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage back of the…

Ranson, WV. Big gravel parking lot. I found a spot. Area seems fine. Walk in, to a young hispanic dude. He collects $10 for a cover and you sign in on a sheet. It seems…

Martinsburg, WV. Friday night. First stop on a eastern panhandle West Virginia run. Parking lot had a ton of cars, gravel lot, I parked in the back. Walk up on and in. Staff member holds…

Went there at around 6pm on a saturday. There was no cover charge but $6 charge for a non alcoholic drink. There were about 5 girls working. Found out the day shift ends at 7pm…

Bunker Hill, WV. Friday night. Area seems fine, parking lot, tight. I parked on a gravel parking lot right next to it. Walk in, door locked. Passed a window with a bald guy, using his…

So the talent in this place has gone downhill, somewhat in dancer looks but also in their personality. They still have a few hotties, but fewer than before and the dancers still swarm you to…

What a strange place. Went in on a wet weekday afternoon. £15 cover. Sat upstairs at the bar and was approached by a blonde Romanian. Probably about 5 girls in there -…

PLACE: This was unfortunately the only real positive aspect overall. The layout isn’t as questionable as some of the other Austin clubs. I guess it could have just been slower than it typically is for…

This was my fourth and final strip club I went to on my Vegas trip. I popped over here from Sapphire on Saturday (7/15) around 8pm. Its about 18 minutes from the strip. Its actually…

Club details - Plenty of safe parking available. Upon entering you pass thru a metal detector. The bouncer at the day knows me enough to wave me in. When you enter the club the main…

Went to the Oasis Club, located in an industrial area. A couple other places around the corner, but this seemed to be a chill place, and not too crowded on weekdays. Went to grab a…

This was the first strip club I visited on vacation. I stopped in Thursday evening around 11pm with a couple buddies. We called for free transportation and waived cover. The place is on the smaller…

This review is for a trip from July 4th weekend. Club details: Optional valet as you can park on the side streets and they don’t say anything. Not sure how much it is since I’ve never…

Made my way to Henry's about 9 pm and there were a lot of cars in the parking lot. The club was pretty full so I found a place in the corner and sat back.…

It’s been a while since I did a review on vivide but I went in on a Thursday afternoon and a few changes had definitely been made. First difference was upon entry the upstairs bar…

This was a disappointing visit. The girls just were not into it today. They were just going through the motions. The good part was there is no cover during the day. The beer…

Did a tour of some Vegas clubs this past weekend. Will post reviews for Chicas Bonitas, Sapphire, and Little Darlings soon. Also checked out Talk of the Town and Sophia's over the weekend, both very…

Another trip to Vivide last Thursday. The layout is all but the same done specifics mutiple times in previous reviews so won’t go into that. The good thing this time was that the second floor…

Enjoyed my Friday afternoon visit to the crowded, but not too crowded club. the parking lot was nearly full, but the complementary valet guy still looked like he had barely done anything yet when…

I snuck out of work a bit early on a Tuesday to check this place out again. It’s been a while since COVID and I haven’t had a chance to stop by for a while.…

Made my quarterly visit to Desire on a nice Friday afternoon a few weeks back. It was hot outside but as always nice in cool in the club. After parking in the lot under the…

I visited Ricks on a Saturday evening to celebrate a milestone at work and had a great evening. I brought and spent a decent amount of money and tipped everyone well so please keep that…

Littlestown, PA. Friday night. Coming here, it's a lot of one lane road, where everybody's everyone's ass going 70 on a 40. Pain in the ass. I'm not getting a ticket or hitting a deer…

This review consolidates multiple trips over a 4 day period. I was in town for a bachelor party so I took it upon myself to recon the gentlemen’s clubs in MB. I know this place…

Whenever I am in Akron I usually stop here to see who is working. This place is really hit or miss. Sometimes the parking lot is full and there are 5-6 ladies working. Other times,…

I was visiting Seattle for the first time. After perusing AA for a few minutes looking at the girls walking the street. I decided to try pandora. All the reviews seemed to suggest it is…

This is a bit of a composite review, based on a few short visits over the past few weeks. Just some updated information, since this place hasn't been reviewed in almost a year. The club opens at…

I used to live in Texas for 31 years but I hadn't been there in 10 years so I decided I needed to visit 2 months ago. The Lodge is one of…

I recently came back from my trip to Vegas. I visited twice during my time there, once on Friday night and once on Saturday. I called the number on their website and got free transportation…

I decided to visit this Silk Exotic location since I was driving through Milwaukee and it was the closest. I've only been to the one in Madison but there are 3 other locations. 3 of…

This was my first time visiting LD since I went two years ago at the tail end of COVID insanity and I sadly have to report LD might be past its heyday. The ladies were…

Lots of surprises today at the Flight Club. For some time their has been staff from the old Penthouse Club (when I say old, it was before COVID, before it closed for a year, when it…

This is my favorite Pinellas club so I couldn't pass by the chance when I was in the area. It was early evening when I arrived. You walk into pay cover which was 10$ From…

Decided to check in at Porthole as I hadn’t been there in a while. Seemed to be as busy as ever when I arrived late one afternoon. Fifteen dancers and a dozen patrons.…

4:00 on a Wednesday and I didn't want to sit in backed up traffic for the next hour, thought I'd find someplace to kill a couple hours till it died down. Parking is easy. They have…

Parking was pretty easy, parked near the door hoping security there would deter car prowling. Probably not an issue but didn't want to have my phone in my pocket. $27 cover. I think that includes a…

Went to the cricket on a Saturday to see what was up, when I arrived I parked in the free no valet parking lot they have and went in. No coverage charges since I came…

Opposite. A year ago on my first visit a girl was on me 30 seconds after entering and had me hard within 60. Hardly one minute later, she teased my dick out of my pants…

Was in Kansas City for the weekend and decided to check out one of the clubs in the area. Read the reviews on the site here and seems like the pickings are a bit slim…

Had I had a better time at Old Glory Days in Akron earlier, I might not have stopped at VIP. But I was headed south on I77 and was horny and hopeful. VIP didn't help with…

Please forgive any grammatical errors as I am writing this review on my phone* Rolled into the RGV for work on the Sunday before 4th of July. I decided to try Tex-Mex as it had some…

I have been meaning to check of DD. First, parking is on side roads. No lot. When you walk in, it's dark and no one was at the front so I waited a while. Finally, the…

The club is easy to miss without a GPS. I drove right past without seeing it. The bar is separate so you have to walk outside to go between the club and bar. There are…

It was so packed I almost walked out, but this cute black dancer came out to the lobby and flirted with me and well - what else are we doing here but having the attention…

It’s behind Carmax on University Ave. Uncle Bucks Boobie Bungalow shares a parking lot. There aren’t lines painted on the pavement so people park every which way. It’s like they get off to a good…

Treasures Men's Club has been a staple adult entertainment venue in Houston for over 20 years. I've visited this club four times over the past two decades, when the Final Four is in town. I…

Was in town for work, so I hit the Baltimore Block area on a Saturday afternoon a couple weeks ago, arriving around 2:30. I parked in a nearby garage about a block from the clubs,…

I showed up around 10 to Archibald's, and they charged a $20 cover. I went up the stairs and place was empty. One customer at a table; maybe two at the bar.…

I met up with some friends at The Break Room for a bachelor party. I had been wanting to visit this bikini bar for quite some time. The bar has an IG account.…

I made my once a decade foray to this place last night and it was neat as a novelty visit, but not something I'd be eager to repeat. For starters, I paid $40 to enter the…

I arrived around 10:30PM. Cover was $10. The door lady told me that Dragon just left because she worked the afternoon shift and Blade is not here tonight. They seem to know what I am…

Haven’t been here in a decade. I stopped in on whim passing by with barely any cars in the parking lot. Paid 10 cover and saw a beautiful Spanish girl dancing fully nude. I…

Went back to Dirty's for another try since I was in the neighborhood and had another great time! The 2 for 1 drink specials were still going on (til 7 pm) and i had another…

Got there at 8:30, $5 valet and $10 to the goddess working the door. The last of dayshift were still hanging out but there was a fresh group entering. Nightshift seem to always look good…

I stopped in Saturday afternoon about 6:30. Mia was bartending, Taylor came in about 8:00 to relieve her. There were about 5 dancers, no hotties. A large black woman, 2 smaller black…

In the neon-soaked underbelly of The City, where shadows dance and secrets whisper, there once stood a legendary strip club that captured the hearts of those who dared to venture into its dimly lit world.…

I went to OGD after a trip to Lusty's yielded very little fun. It was a little after 12pm and I was hoping to get some bar side dances from Taylor before the bar got…

I walked and met two men at the door. One took my ID and scanned it on a machine. I don't like clubs that scan IDs, as I don't know where the information willl end…

You may have read my previous report on Chicas Bonitas. After a few weeks, I returned to see if my previous experience was the norm. This time, a valet parking guy stood there, demanding twenty bucks…

Third visit over the last few months. Had fun last 2 times so I stopped by again after work. Fewer girls working on this day. Last time I met a girl named Cookie who was…

There was an accident on I-84, so stopped by, as I hate parking lots on the road. Walked in an afternoon. Not the first hour of business. There were 4 dancers I saw. One had…

This is my second review of Devil's Triangle. As mentioned, parking can be tricky downtown. I park in the underground garage across the street as it is free until 2 am. But you have to…

Went on a Monday night, reached around 9:30 and though the parking lot had lots of cars, was actually surprised and also happy to see not many people inside. Cover was $18 and though their…

The dedicated parking lot is small and usually taken by the dancer's cars and a few of the customers. Cover was $20 for me. I'm pretty sure it's $15 + $5 drink. At least the…

Hopped into Pink Poodle after hanging out in Los Gatos with some friends. Probably a good idea to grab a few drinks and then go there since they serve alcohol. Entrance is 25$. Place is…

The club is nice. Upscale downtown location. I got there about 11. No line. The bathrooms are just at security. As you enter there’s a main stage just in front of you with two girls…

Introduction: Hey, guys! Get ready to buckle up and join me on a wild ride as I spill the beans on our epic golfing expedition in Palm Springs. We stumbled upon a hidden gem that turned…

CLUB: Chicas Bonitas Las Vegas DAYS: Tuesday (6-12pm) Wednesday (1130am-11pm) Thursday (130pm-1030pm) LOCATION:…

Ok, I always ask myself this everytime I leave this place, why did I just come here (other than the fact it’s close to the airport)? This has to be THE worst strip club in…

This place as the title says has taken a turn for the worse. Upon entering is a pool table, bathrooms on right and an odd shape bar. Bartender was nice white lady. Got my beer(…

PARKING: $2 self-parking, didn't inquire on valet so don't know the price LAYOUT: Big bar right as you enter (it’s like a big island and you can go all the way around it), a big stage to the…

I have not been to the Cricket (SC) in a long time. Arrived about 6:15pm and there was a doorman as you enter who just nodded as I walked by (no entrance fee).…

I was in town for my semi annual South Florida fishing trip and was captivated by the sign outside that read something like "Burgers, Wings, Beer, and Adult Entertainment!". It looked like a hole in…

Was traveling back to Michigan and had a few hours to spend. So I decided to stop and check out this club. Lots of free parking. No cover charge until after…

This is located in a residential neighborhood and looks like a converted house with a decent sized lot. Got there just as they opened as I was unaware of their hours. Upon entering the place…

This is combination of 2 nights. Monday and Friday. Valet parking is $7 Some limited street parking. No entry fee before 7pm. $10 after that. Booth is free…

Dont go to Mouse's imo. So I went to Daisy Dukes before this, they had 1 to 1 ratio, guys/girls. About half the girls came to talk to me, and the other half were already…

I went to Centerfolds after not having been for a while and having a bad experience the last time I was there. Centerfolds is one of only two clubs in what used to be the…

I’ve been to Hidden Gem a few times over the past month. I was pleasantly surprised by how hot the dancers are here. Most of them I would give 7+. Many of the dancers are…

My wife and I visited on a Wednesday night, arriving about 10 pm. The guys at the check-in were friendly and welcoming. After getting drinks at the bar,…