Reviews

Came in to audition in the afternoon, was hired on the spot without getting on stage or showing my body ( Red flag #1) -- Then the weird manager Nick (Russian Guy) has me sign…

Popped in blaze last Saturday around 2pm. Standard pat down and talk from the big weird security guy. He reminds me of Jerome from snowfall. Walked in and immediately noticed all the good seating was…

Due to frequent mentions by hiphop podcasters, Booby Trap seems to be enjoying a spike in popularity amongst 30-40 African-American demographic. It used to cater almost exclusively to the blue collar Latin crowd, but…

This review is from a Saturday evening a couple months back when I was in Dallas for business. I've been to baby dolls before and this was probably the best time I've ever had there.…

Went to Flight Club last Friday and got there around 1 p.m. There was no cover fee, mandatory valet for $8, didn’t bring a coat so don’t know about coat check and took a seat…

Cheetah Pompano has a large parking lot which can fill up just from the after work crowd, as it had this evening. I wound up parking pretty far back. The doormen seemed to be…

Diamond Dolls can be a bit tough to get into. It looks like the only entry is a left turn just before a stoplight at a fairly busy intersection. The parking lot was…

I pulled into Solid Gold around 5 PM. The were more cars in the parking lot than I had seen during my last visits which I took as a good sign. The club…

Clifton Park, NY. Right by Saratoga Raceway with all the horse racing stuff. I'm told around summer time is big for this club. Just either way came from Nite Moves, after midnight here still good…

Went last Wed evening. Parking was easy, right in front of club. Walked in, there were about 5 dancers on the left by the high top tables and a few sitting at various…

I went to Nitro on a recent Saturday night with my wife. We arrived around 9 pm and paid around $25 in total cover, I don't remember the exact number. This was my…

Having checked out another club in the area Friday night, I decided to hit Molly Browns on Saturday night. It was less than a ten minute drive from my crummy motel room.…

Dropped in here in a cold night trying to find some fun. Should have read reviews before I went. There was one (1) girl working the whole time I was there. No one ever went on…

Second daytime visit to V and is overall an enjoyable experience. If you are reading this and have never been to V, three things are 100% true: 1. This place is uncommonly bright for…

Starting with the most important- Yes, you may score extras. I can't tell you how open a lot of the girls are to it, I always wait for them to offer, and only one did (priced…

Latham, NY. Friday night, just came from Shenanigans. Plenty of parking. I gotta admit place looks pretty dinky from the outside but inside is much better. Walk in, guy at the front sitting behing the…

Albany, NY. Friday night. Central ave seems like a decent area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Got here around 930pm and I was the only customer and dancers just started filing out. So getting…

First time ever going to a gogo bar on a tuesday night as I'm very new to the scene. I had read some reviews before going in and wanted to see if they true…

Schenectady, NY. Friday night. Just came from Red Envelope down the road. Plenty of parking walk up. I believe cover was $15, $10 military. Pat down by a dude at the front. Walk in, bathroom…

I was feeling like getting some loving from some Spanish honeys. It did not dissapoint. Was in town visiting family, had not been to a strip club in OKC and heard some…

Easter Sunday is not your classic strip club day in the northeast, with pretty much everywhere closed. Incorrectly assuming Florida would be different I went to Cheetahs: Closed. I went to Diamond Dolls:…

The Van Nuys sister club has been closed for a while, and I thought this club suffered the same fate. I happened to drive by on Wednesday night and the door was open and lights…

It was my friends and I’s first time visiting Rachel’s. This an upscale club, there were A TON of really hot chicks of all flavors. It has a club-like atmosphere and there are…

Visited on Thursday around 10 pm. Called a limo service for a pick up at the hotel, the driver arrived in about 30 min, very friendly. Calling limo waived the entrance cover. Place was nice…

Tale of Two Titty Clubs: At first, every girl on stage was fat or ugly, usually both. Enough ass opening to do a colonoscopy. Kind of lifeless, no real dancing or even anything seductive on…

So I’ve been to carnival before and was looking to have a quick stop in on my way to Philly. There’s some rather large updates going on at the building. New lit up…

First of all, Delaware is the last place on earth you should be expecting to go to a strip club for. But here I was, so I decided to give this “bikini lounge” a visit.…

Wynantskill, NY. Friday night after midnight. Right outside of Troy. This one is kind of out the boonies, the parking lot is surrounded by the woods. Plenty of parking, dirt lot. Club is just a…

There a lot of girls there all Black with a few Hispanic. Very loud gangsta music. No one spoke to me and I had to go up to the bar if I wanted a drink.…

So I think for dc it’s not bad value. Depends on the dancer but can get more than you would think if you spend. If your just going to watch football or whatever with somewhat…

I stopped in here Friday around 11pm. It was somewhat busy with about 10-12 girls working. The girls were anywhere from fugly to average. I didn't see any diamonds in the rough tonight but occasionally…

Arrived at 11pm, to a mandatory $10 valet. Parking lot was pretty full at this point. I had been to another club earlier in the day with good mileage so this was a marathon club…

I came to Bare Assets on a Sunday evening when invited by an old friend. I haven't visited this club in about 5 years. The demographic has definitely changed. When I visited years ago, it…

Went on a Monday Evening after work, the location is convenient for getting onto and off the highway, parking was easy on the slow night. Bouncer was cool, didn't give a hard time or charge…

I'd read that this place scanned your driver's license for admission. That can't be right, I figure. Well, that's right. The grown-up, not too bouncer-ey guy in a decent suit at the door says "Gotta scan your…

Had a flight to Pittsburgh shortly after so i thought i would stop by for a bit since there is no daytime cover and cheap beer bucket. When i got there there were at first…

Found myself in Des Moines again and Beach Girls is the closest club to the airport. I had been here before and had a pretty good time so decided to return. Club is just a…

I had given up on Oasis. The last handful of times that I went in, were a complete and total waste of time. This time it was even worse. My flight…

I visited Synn in North Hills on a Thursday night around 11:30pm. I've been to this club about 5 times before and it's always a bit hit or miss. Same thing tonight. The parking lot was…

I love my infrequent work trips through Jersey. I fill up with cheap gas, can hit a dispensary, find booze that my state doesn’t have, and there is the playhouse. Bright pink building; you can’t…

So just to preface this, it was my first time ever going to a strip club and though it was an amazing there are definitely something’s I would have liked to have known before hand…

One month ago I have been almost all the week in this club in the evening. It is definitely my favorite club in Washington area. The cover is 20$. And you have to find where to park…

Tried twice, couldn't give my money away here! Complete waste of time. Fuglytown! Had good memories of COI clubs from years ago, but this time, nothing to see in this town, which they've sort of renamed. (The…

Wife and I visited here last night and turnt tf up! As soon as we walked in we were greeted by security who searched us thoroughly, which i liked. The latino front door lady was…

I went on a Thursday in the afternoon arriving around 4pm and don't recall any cover at that time. The club itself was nice for a smaller town and a rural / industrial setting, long…

It’s been three years since anyone has reviewed this club , and I was the last reviewer , not much has changed since that time, only some of the faces . I arrived around 9:30,…

Elliott's is open but they often have no dancers. I last reviewed here 6 months ago and it appears as if no one else has been there and wanted to review it since then, I…

I went there to the landing strip Friday night with boys. $7 valet, $20 cover, and $25 to go into the vip. There was probably 15 dancers there. I tipped and talked to couple before…

I visited this place on Saturday after being bored while doing my taxes :) Realized I am getting some money back and decided to treat myself with some beautiful women. First up - you have…

So, decided to check out the Den. Nothing remarkable but neither am I. Paid the $15 cover ($25 later in the evening) got my bottle of Poland Spring entered and grabbed a…

Went on a Friday afternoon. The early shift was just leaving so there were less women. The best time to go is the 12-4 time period as the selection is best. The club is dark…

I went to Spearmint Rhino on a Wednesday night mostly due to the fact that this club is open until 3AM on weekdays and it was already past midnight. I was greeted by the bouncer…

Stopped by Dixies last Friday night. Got there around 11:45 and it was packed. My ID was checked, paid the $10 fee, activated the metal detector, and was patted down. It was very crowded with…

While on my way home from a boring night in CT, I stopped by Jr's due to it's close proximity to 95. There was no parking available in the lot, so I parked across the…

Visited on an early Saturday evening from 6pm to 9 pm. Place was very nice physically but was pretty dead. About 18 customers and 6 girls working. Main problem was the girls put no effort…

went to this block bar about a month ago. It was a Thursday afternoon. Usually what I do is peak into to each club, then make a decision which one I will sit down…

I hadn't visited this club in months so figured I'd check them out again. This club used to be really good back in the day (10+ years ago) but recently it has been underwhelming.…

Stopped in around 11:00 PM, paid the cover for VIP ($30 IIRC) and made my way to the bar. I wasn't drinking so ordered a sodawater w/ lime. Touch pricy but you expect…

Went at about midnight on a Saturday. Parking simple and feels secure, easy to locate. You go in, pay the $15 cover, and walk through the curtains to access the main floor. From there is…

First time here on a Sat afternoon. Decent neighborhood with plenty of parking available and a fairly discreet entrance that's not facing the main road. It was pretty dark inside with a long rectangular bar…

It's seen better times. Apparently the hours are quite different and on many nights they close way before 10 depending on crowd, this can even happen on the weekends. I stopped because it actually looked…

Had two hours to kill in Fairbanks so I decided to check this place out. Location is behind a shopping plaza. Safe looking area, but if Fairbanks had any bad sections I certainly didn’t see…

PLACE: Solid Gold. Free parking with tons of light. Valet is offered but, not sure for how much. I arrived before 7 so there was no cover. Inside the club is nice with 2…

Got there at about a quarter past 4 PM. Both valet and self park, I self parked. No issues with lot. The club looks nice, well maintained, inside and out. Larger…

The environment has been well-covered by others, including me, so I’ll be brief. $15 cover includes a drink, and interior is incredibly dark when you come in off the street. Plenty of simple chairs around…

A very rare occurrence, but I have an early Saturday evening free to go to a club. 10 years ago I would have just spent a couple lovely hours at Zachary's, but that's closed so…

So I admit it ... I have clubbed 2-3 times over the last 6 months and just not written a review. Honestly, I don't enjoy the smoke and overall scene much anymore.…

Decided to show up on a Friday night out of curiosity. Cover was $35. The music was loud, making it difficult to talk to anyone. Lighting was pretty dim. There was a decent amount of open…

Location: Right at the Smithton exit off the interstate, behind the big Flying J. Easy enough to get to, but just far away from where I live. For me the commute gets harder and harder…

Thursday’s weekly special is $350 for a half-hour private room session, for anyone who isn’t aware. (Usual price is $450/half hour while Mondays is $200.) I think this means the ladies are getting a bit…

Quality of girls vary. 1st visit there were like 18 girls working, proceeding visits the numbers have been smaller than that (roughly 6-14 average). Apparently late at night there are upward of 30 girls. Small…

Quick Review: Prices: $10 cover. $10 lap dance, $95 x 3 songs, $200 x 30 min, $350 x 1 hour, $6-10 per drink (the club signage demands patrons have a drink at all times) Dancers: 5-8s, 90%…

So this was my first ever strip club visit solo and I went about 2 months ago. Because of that I do not have a lot of context, but hopefully my perspective as a true…

Plenty of parking in the rear. Area is fenced in very well and seemed secure. Now my visit was during the afternoon. It's right beside a busy truck stop so lots of folks around…

Arrived at 3:30 on a Saturday afternoon and could not wait to get out of the car, after fighting the typically bad traffic. Parking lot was only 70% full or so, which I was very…

Went in for breakfast at opening which is 11am. Ordered a Special, and a root beer. This is an 8oz steak with steak fries and garlic bread. Total was under $13. I was tipping $2…

In Dallas for one night and planned to hit up the day shift at another club on Saturday (review to follow). SR was very close to my hotel so I got in around 830pm with…

I grew up in Philly and spent many years going to strip clubs there, going back to the 80's. Most of the good places are long gone. A few are still OK, but are hit…

I have described this place before nothing has changed. However they do have a $5 cover charge when there are 3 or more dancers. Have been here a few time since I last made a…

This is almost a story of two clubs in one. Before 9:00 pm, about 80% of the dozen or so dancers were latinas (mostly Cuban) and were tightly grouped in the 6-7 range with a…

Arrived at Vivide at 1:00 on a Friday. Free parking, a quick pat down at the door, and $10 to get in. Bottled water was $5.00 at the bar. I met up with TUSCLers…

I got into town on a Thursday around 3:00, so I decided to check out Fantasia even though I had planned an evening visit. Parking was free in a paved lot with ample space.…

I stopped by Lace on the way home from the Palisades Mall one Thursday evening. I have not been to this club in a number of years, so I decided to check it out.…

Got here on a Saturday early evening they had just opened I believe. Cover was $10. It has an adult book store that is not real big. Beyond that there is the main stage (at…

Everyone knows already but here are the details. Pink Building on 130, Not far from PA Turnpike. Lots of parking. $10 cover. $30 per song. DJ calls out after each song in…

This place has been around for 35 yrs with two different names. The old old Centerfold had a pool table and held small tournaments on Sundays. But I degress. Bucks had an incident on New…

Nice looking place that can be seen off the freeway. Went in on a Tuesday night around 930pm. Parking lot looked pretty empty but surprisingly there were a few people inside. Paid $20 cover and…

Another visit to vivide last monday. Had to go in to the Atlanta downtown area for a work related event so ended up here as usual around 4 pm. My regular days are Tuesdays or…

The plan was to meet up with my TUSCL buddies Bubba267 and Eastcoaster on Friday, April14 about 1PM. The plan worked. We like to go early and leave before the place gets really crowded. So…

So I'm in Babylon for the weekend and noticed 3 of the adult entertainment clubs all near a huge graveyard in an industrial park. There are also traditional strip clubs nearby but that's not my…

Paid another visit to Bristol Risque. Club is not far away from I95 exit. Ample parking space in the back. On entrance there is a metal detector. No one man’s it during day time. On…

I was in Austin for the first time, and as usual, did my research on TUSCL ahead of time to identify the club with the most appeal to me. I don't really have a preference…

On a nice, sunny Saturday afternoon, I arrived a Vivide. I’ve been to Vivide once before, but it was at night and it was too much of a party scene for me. I enjoy laying…

Stopped by Club B near Sun Prairie/DeForest area while I was in the Madison area for a few days. I typically swing by here when I'm in the area every 2-4 months. This…

It was a decent bar to go to that was fairly busy. There were 2 girls working that were pretty good looking from the IG. The space of the place was pretty decent for advice…

Visited on a Thursday afternoon at about 2pm. Cover was $5. While I think I've been to every other club in San Antonio, I've never been to Sugar's - largely because my wife…

I've already reviewed this location but they seem to have some new management / policies so I thought I'd leave some notes. Visited at ~3pm after a semi-disappointing visit to Sugar's (see other review). Paid $5…

When you walk into Fat Jacks you take a right into the bar/dining room. To the right is the counter, where I ordered a White Claw for $6. There's a handful of hightop…

Came by myself on a Wednesday. It was my first time back since 2017. I arrived around 9:30-10:00pm and was one of the few guys in there. However the good news is there were already…

I stopped into the Spearmint Rhino on a recent Tuesday evening around midnight. They have started offering the shuttle service again where they offer to pick you up at your hotel and shuttle you to…