Reviews

I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old…

Was planning to see my ATF at Cheerleaders but had some time to kill so stopped into Oasis. The club is in an industrial area next to a junk yard and…

I visit here once or twice a year and my last visit was less than a year ago. Overall, I had a similar experience to previous visits. Outside and…

Located in a safe residential part of Bloomfield just like the other Bloomfield club.Hell it feels too residential. Clancy's layout is exact opposite, small stage and building with a very thin…

Recently divorced and now living somewhat close to the club I figured what the hell. Went on a Saturday afternoon around 3ish, parking lot was safe with plenty of spots available. It’s…

I was in Salt Lake for a convention so I decided to stop in to one of the 2 clubs in Utah that offer lap dances. Cover was…

The Boardroom Cabaret continues to be open only 5 days a week (Wednesday to Sunday) from a 3:PM opening to 1:00 or 2:00 AM closing. Am I the only one that believes…

I made my return to Paradise on a Wednesday for their $80 VIP specials after a little layoff and not much has changed. The set up is the same. The square stage…

CLOSED! Yeah, sorry. Comic SNAFU visit-did my research before heading over to check the place out and walked in to what appeared to be an Asian restaurant with some staff lounging about-clearly…

I got there right at noon and at first was afraid they were closed. As I was about to go elsewhere the owner pulled up. He was very polite and…

I went around 9 pm on a Friday. The entrance reminds me of an old movie theater with a turnstile. Its a little dusty at the entrance. Wasn't getting good vibes from…

Went to go see Passion. AGAIN. This time she has a friend she walks around with. The girl follows her like a puppy. She is a small petite black girl, smaller than…

I decided to drop by on Thursday night. The club had a decent amount of people in it and the music was great. Parking was not an issue. I grabbed a seat…

Been to this club in the past. It’s in a highly industrial area, and not many places are open around there that time at night. It’s a bit spooky in some regards.…

I visited this club after Bogarts on Thursday night. The parking lot was packed which was awesome to see. I also had a pass from Bogarts for free cover and my wristband…

I always hear about how small this place is. So I've been putting off going. Since I didn't feel like standing around looking like a even bigger loser than I…

On a Sat, 11pm. About 10-15 girls when I arrived. Only one I would say I’m completely not attracted to facially and a couple thicker girls which I don’t mind. Most common…

Another trip to Rhino on a Thursday evening. Overall just an OK visit. Plenty of parking in a well lit lot. The cover has gone up to $22 but…

First time visiting in a long time and unfortunately it doesn’t compare to what it used to be. A little about the club - it is in an industrial area off…

I’ve been on a SC sabbatical, except for an experience with a Kittens reject at Aurora Ave’s (no, I don’t want to talk about it). My recent…

Was bored one night and decided I'd try something different than Baby Dolls. I paid about $10 to park and about $20 for the cover charge. I was searched for…

Arrived on a Friday around 2. Located in a strip mall about ten minutes from downtown Tulsa. Honestly it took me the same amount of time to get from downtown to Sand…

Went in late Saturday night around 2 am. Paid $20 to get in, had a guy wand me but no pay down. Big club. One small stage immediately to the right and…

This review is for a recent Wednesday 12-1:30 p.m. This was the first time I had visited, since 15 months prior. This place is a full nude BYOB place. Prior, I…

I love baby dolls, the place has been good to me. I went in this time and everyone was friendly but I didn't recognize any of the staff. There was no bouncer…

Centerfolds Worcester has not really changed in sometime. The parking lot is very rough and filled with potholes and some broken glass. When you enter the club it is so…

This was my sixth SC over a two day trip to Tampa and Orlando. The front doors guy let me in without cover charge which was nice. Tipped the girl at the…

I try not to repeat those details covered by other reviews again and again. Here are something fun to know. First of all, I love those comfort sofas. You can see them…

I had been to three clubs in Tampa a couple of nights before and knew I had to lower the bar for a tour de Orlando. Ended up going to Le Palace,…

Stopped into Stars after a quick visit to Le Palace. Free parking. $25 cover. Too much for this place particularly how lame the dances are. Smoking is allowed inside. $7 domestic beer.…

Stopped in on a Monday, only open during the afternoons now on Mondays specifically. This place has been described a million times, but I digress. Bright pink building with plenty of parking,…

Delilah’s Manville on weekday afternoons is the most stable, reliable experience possible. That also means it can run a little on the bland side. The afternoon dancers tend to be a little…

I was in the Tampa area on Sunday night and went to three area clubs - Emperor, Gold Club, and Scarlett's. Scarlett's was my first stop into town on recommendations from Muddy and…

I was in the Tampa area on Sunday night and went to three area clubs - Emperor, Gold Club, and Scarlett's. After a pretty lame trip to Emperor I stopped into Gold Club…

I was in the Tampa area on Sunday night and went to three area clubs - Emperor, Gold Club, and Scarlett's. Emperor was my first stop. I arrived around 7:30 pm on a…

After seeing an ad on Instagram, I decided to give this place a try. I was a bit skeptical upon arrival because this club does not have a large parking…

I initially stopped at Sugar 44 hoping to see the Asian Goddess Spinx. She was not at the club. McKenzie the bartender told me that Spinx dances a couple evenings per week…

I’m in Austin for business and was bored out of my mind at the hotel, so I decided to venture out. I arrived right around midnight. The parking lot is well lit…

Take it Tuesday Got the opportunity to pop in Tuesday afternoon. Layout hasn’t changed. Place is still a Coke product house. Typical afternoon, with only one stage being used. Most…

I must confess that I am not as familiar with the current Fantasies as Desire but I do stop by occasionally to have a drink with Patti and some “entertainment” if someone…

Stopped in at random on a Sunday a couple of weeks ago, because I was bored and felt like getting some so figured why not. The club was dead as a door…

Drove by couple weeks ago and decided to pull in and check out the early part of the day shift. Seems they’ve been remodeling now for years and years so pay attention…

I returned to Hidden Gems on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago after not visiting the club for several months. No cover to get in this time. Prices have not changed.…

While everything else in Vegas is popping, Talk of the Town is a sleepy little video store/club. I entered in on a Sunday evening thinking it might be busy with decent number…

So, had to be in the Tri-State area and when I do I make a point of getting to PM for some pleasant moments. This review covers 2 days - Tuesday/Wednesday - with…

Had a good time at Mirage, but it wasn't amazing, especially compared to clubs in Vegas/Montreal/AC. But for a Long Island club, not bad. Lots of girls, and lots of customers so you…

Driving through on my way home from work decided to stop off and get a stress reliever. Boy was I wrong. Stopped in to the pink palace this Wednesday afternoon after a…

Visited on a recent Friday night. I arrived just before 9 and the parking lot seemed busy for the time. I paid cover and got the pat down by security, I don’t…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it…

Went on a Thurasday night around 8:30 to see if there was any I improvement since my last visit over a year ago. That visit also was an extremely disappointing one, thus…