Reviews

Take it Tuesday Got the opportunity to pop in Tuesday afternoon. Layout hasn’t changed. Place is still a Coke product house. Typical afternoon, with only one stage being used. Most…

I must confess that I am not as familiar with the current Fantasies as Desire but I do stop by occasionally to have a drink with Patti and some “entertainment” if someone…

Stopped in at random on a Sunday a couple of weeks ago, because I was bored and felt like getting some so figured why not. The club was dead as a door…

Drove by couple weeks ago and decided to pull in and check out the early part of the day shift. Seems they’ve been remodeling now for years and years so pay attention…

I returned to Hidden Gems on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago after not visiting the club for several months. No cover to get in this time. Prices have not changed.…

While everything else in Vegas is popping, Talk of the Town is a sleepy little video store/club. I entered in on a Sunday evening thinking it might be busy with decent number…

So, had to be in the Tri-State area and when I do I make a point of getting to PM for some pleasant moments. This review covers 2 days - Tuesday/Wednesday - with…

Had a good time at Mirage, but it wasn't amazing, especially compared to clubs in Vegas/Montreal/AC. But for a Long Island club, not bad. Lots of girls, and lots of customers so you…

Driving through on my way home from work decided to stop off and get a stress reliever. Boy was I wrong. Stopped in to the pink palace this Wednesday afternoon after a…

Visited on a recent Friday night. I arrived just before 9 and the parking lot seemed busy for the time. I paid cover and got the pat down by security, I don’t…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it…

Went on a Thurasday night around 8:30 to see if there was any I improvement since my last visit over a year ago. That visit also was an extremely disappointing one, thus…

What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's…

I came here during the day shift originally and the place felt really empty and low energy so I wasn't digging it, I decided to give it a second chance and went…

Entered around 10pm. Crowd not too lively and not a lot of interaction between dancers and new customers. They tended to hang with what seemed to be regulars.…

Came here on a Monday night, the bright lights were shining as always. Paid the $20 tip, typical pat down, and walked in. Being a weekday night, only saw…

This visit was made on Tuesday, January 23, 2024. I entered after 7:00pm. Cover charge was 20.00. Behind the front desk, there is a sign telling you the price of dances: Lapdances…

First of all shame on you guys for not reviewing this place more. My guess is the drive through paterson to get here is scary for some or most dont want to…

Visited here with my buddy on a Friday night (around 10pm) near the end of the year in 2023. My previous visit was in March 2023. Cover was around $10 because both…

Never been to a club in LA before and this one was close to my hotel so I thought I'd give it a shot. Pretty easy to find and easy parking but…

Drove from MN late at night as this club was listed as a great value. Can't speak to the value in terms of drinks considering I walked in, went to the bar,…

This is my lunch go to spot. They sometimes struggle with keeping the kitchen open but they revamped their food a few months ago and the food is very good. The hamburger…

Been to ZN a few times so decided to hit up DejaVu for the first time which fell on a weekday after midnight. I have heard a lot of things about this…

Haven't been to Kittens in a while. Some work brought me down south so I stopped in on my way home to reward myself. My last few visits have been anywhere from…

This is my favorite Baltimore club which I have described in previous reviews: a spacious upscale club with nude dancers, full bar, and full contact laps. But despite the size,…

The Electric blue is 2 minutes off the highway about 20 minutes East of Hartford. The location is under the strip mall that faces the Main Street with a side…

PLACE: Small to medium size building across from the naval station. Kind of a weird vibe driving at night in what seems like the middle of nowhere, but the seclusion means your…

The Pink Palace has been described as nauseam, so suffice it to say it’s a building, it has a few walls and a roof. There’s a bathroom that would make a 3rd…

If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 2 Globe Street, Providence, RI *OUTSIDE* Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking. There…

Went there on a Sunday night, next day was MLK day so I figured it would be active. Not a lot of women. Sat by my self most of the…

Have not been to this place in a while, so I figured I would stop by and see what changed, since the sign outside said 'new girls'. Maybe a Wednesday afternoon at…

Note: I was flying through Munich and had only 4 hours to spend from 11a-3p. I have been to FKK in Frankfurt so when I had time to visit Munich, I wanted…

Was on my way home and decided to stop by and see one of my regulars. Parking lot was pretty empty with only a few cars in the lot. Went…

Went in on for a little Sunday funday time in the evening around 10pm. There wasn't too many customers maybe 6-7 but I like visiting clubs when it's more chill. I paid…

Love this club! Every time I come, there are so many girls and I mean JUNG and friendly girls that it’s literally like coming to a Candy shop. You do however have…

Titled my review because Darrell, the owner of the spot, loves to call his establishment a 'Southstyle' stripclub. While not a gentleman's club with sitdown food, quiet place to talk/have meetings, etc,…

My first visit to Blaze was decidedly mediocre, but I was in Atlanta on a Sunday afternoon and decided to give it another try. Free parking, and no cover charge. The doorman…

I usually take a ride share to Vivide, but ended up driving myself this time around. I was shocked at how bad the parking lot was. It was more broken than not,…

I was here a couple of months ago and enjoyed it. This time was disappointing. In a word, Cubans. You can read the descriptions of the club. The only recent change in…

This is the only full nude club in Utah. That means no alcohol and no lapdances. If you want to see a girl take it all off on a stage, thats what…

Had a great time with Nicole in a very efficient visit to the Pink Palace. See below for more about my visit today. Skip to the end for the usual…

Had some time, went and dropped by. Same old same old, parking maybe 15-20% full, and after paying for entry and a non-alcoholic beverage, the club appeared more or less empty with…

This is the only club in town and I have yet to venture out to the other clubs across the bridge. I won't go into the layout as I have done…

I will not review the layout and neighborhood discussion. Easily check back on prior reviews that cover that. In one sentence. It's a small place with essentialy one stage and 2 bars…

Went there after midnight on a Saturday. I was expecting the place to be packed but it wasn’t. Ample parking and it was free. Not in the best area of town but…

Large and well marked building with ample parking on a main road. Door is on the North side of the building - if you go during the day, most cars will be…

Arrived at 4:30 on a Tuesday. The weather was a bit dreary, which may explain why the parking lot was only about 60-70% full. First, this time I gave a 6/10 on the…

This place is one of Austin's full nude all Hispanic clubs. They offer $10 dances all week, but the girls want $20 for all nude. Wednesdays they have a $5/$10 special and…

The place has been described many times before. Small pink low long building off route 130 with ample parking. Once you’re inside, it is a bit dark with a long center bar…

The price has gone up to $25 and there were around 8 dancers. 4 of the dancers were decent, the others looked old or fat. I brought about 4 beers since it…