Reviews

The Hawthorne Strip has become a favorite for my lady and I whenever we visit Portland. It looks a bit run down from the outside, but don't let that stop you from visiting. We've been…

So I was returning from a trip down south to TJ and I had a little urge to see some booty so I figured I'd stop by here since its on the way home. Once…

This was my first time visiting Boston so decided to hit up a nearby club on a Saturday night. I went at around 10 pm -15$ entry charge. The place is pretty big and a large…

Went there on a Thursday night, first time there. they have a bar next door where i took a couple of shots before i went in. there were 2 stages one of them looked like…

Parking lot can get crammed on busy nights. This night I went there were spots open around midnight to 1am which was surprising I normally have a hard time finding spots. Half the lot is…

Arrived on Tax Day to take advantage of the $90 VIP (15 mins) and free admission. They did not give me free admission because they said I needed proof of filing. My friend…

I went there last week because I was bored and i saw on IG they were doing a spring break party or something. Flyer promoted lots of dancers, specials on rooms and food and giveaways. So…

After reading the previous review and looking over their Facebook page I was very intrigued to check this out. I’ve become so bored with clubs in central PA that I rarely bother going…

Found myself right by Clancys and decided to stop in around 1 pm. Looks like they are do the lines over on the streets. So traffic cones road equipment everywhere but I find a spot…

Visited this place after years of the pandemic, this was my favorite place before then so wanted to check it out and see how it has changed. Same set up as before, sign up for…

Hello Everyone! It's been a long time. My last review in Jan 2020 had been my last visit to a club (you know, The Covid). I lost probably a year and a…

I hadn't been in BT's since before COVID, and since I work in the area I decided I needed to check them out. I visited twice, during the afternoon both times. Valet available at $10…

Mickey's is an out of the way hole in the wall. It's a little shabby, the women working there are a bit older and the other customers were mostly older guys like me.…

Haven't been back here in a while and after this visit, I remembered how much I love this place. Compared to a lot of other clubs, it's very clean and maintained along with having a…

Stopped by again last Friday night hoping for some fun. Plenty of street parking outside on a relatively safe, busy street. Walked in the door at around 10:00PM and was surprised to see how…

Stopped in late at night on a Thursday night with a buddy of mine. It wasn't too crowded which was nice. Sat towards the back in a booth, approached quickly by a couple okay-looking AA…

After visiting numerous cities around the USA it is sad to see how many clubs have gone tits up (pasties included)--post COVID. After visiting Columbus Ohio and it's wasteland of clubs this one in…

If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI *OUTSIDE* Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking. There is valet…

I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had plenty of seating. What…

So after feeling like an old white guy pariah at VICs ( OK, I shouldn't be totally surprised, but it was still a little weird. I think just an off day - see my…

Located just south of the former Rolling Acres Mall (current Amazon Fulfillment Center). Plenty of free parking surrounding what looks like an old chain sit down restaurant. Upon entry, there is an ATM…

Have heard a lot about Hitching Post and finally made my first trip there on a Friday afternoon. What a great time. Arrived at noon and just missed legs and eggs which may have been…

I went to 4 clubs in vegas, and three were just awful This was one of those. Medium size club. I paid my $40 cover. Waitress came by and charged…

I went two different nights, on a Tuesday and a Monday. 5 dancers on Tuesday, two were okay, two were better than okay, and one was really really hot. The second night…

Man O man. Was on a mission to see Jolie who I’ve had some great dances with in the past. Pulled into the lot found a parking spot right in front, took a hit of…

So I got to Vics for the first time in a while, and it was really subdued. Walk in, close to 7pm and still had to pay the $10 cover, but whatever.…

I've been here before but not on a Thursday. Very similar to Synn in COI in the way it works. $20 entrance and 1 drink minimum. The girls here tend to stop by and talk…

Was in the area on a weekday and decided to give this place a try. Located in an industrial area that looks sketchy at night but they had on-grounds security for other facilities in…

Ended up here with a few friends after leaving Deja vu and of the two had a better time here. We arrived around 12 am on a Thursday night and the place was lively.…

Stopped him to the pink palace on a Saturday afternoon. The building and parking have been described a number of times and nothing really changes. If you’re interested please check out one of the other…

Visited Club Risque a few weeks ago with a buddy of mine while in town. He stated that, in the past, he had a great time. The dancers were plentiful. They were all hot. Drinks…

Monday evening visit ( around 9pm ), along with my regular from Tropical Bar. At the entrance, the security personnel were accommodating and didn’t give my girl a hard time for joining me for drinks (…

Parking/Valet: Large parking lot north of the front of building. Extra parking area around the other sides of the building one row each. Club has the main entrance on the north side of the building. The…

3 dollar parking, 20 dollar cover and 7 dollar beers. Two small stages to the right and someone was constantly dancing on bar next to the left of the main stage. Sat over by the…

I deviated from my normal Prov visit, I normally hit Fantasies for the mediocre women and affordable extras. I recently got engaged and decided to hit desire for some eye candy and maybe a lap…

This was my second outing to Chicas. Low rent interior but it gets the job done. I think the ladies working the floor were all Cubans. They could be aggressive in their solicitation of dances…

I went to Synn on a Friday evening. Parking was in a small lit area in a small shopping center near Yoshinoya and a Mexican…

Came in on a Friday night close to midnight. There are about twenty plus girls. Place is located next to el torito gas station and a liquor store. Parking is not bad, but…

The basics: large, well lit parking lot; clean interior and exterior, no cover most hours and days; attractive, mostly white dancers. A main stage and a minor stage. Bathrooms ok. No food service, but…

Was in town for work and stopped at Buck's Wild Houston after reading good reviews. Arrive around 9:45 PM. Paid the higher cover which allows you access to the private dance area. Apparently without paying…

Did a last minute visit on a Wednesday around 8. I have a recent review with basic info, layout, etc. Someone asked me why I said the building wasn't great. I was actually concerned that…

$10 cover to get in. Drinks were $6 a pint for a lager. Quiet night overall at Haks which is not Cheeks. The people were friendly but pretty quiet overall. Spoke with couple girls that…

Was in Panama again recently and stopped in to Le Palace twice. I've been visiting Le Palace since I first visited Panama in 2008, and the club hasn't changed much in those 15 years.…

Ok, really need to think when trying to put words to this place. It's a dive bar. Plenty of parking, area is pretty shady so wouldn't leave much in the car and only bring what…

I'm in Boston a lot for work, but only make it to the Glass Slipper once a few months. Goes to show you how ok the club is. It's one selling point is accessibility. Right…

I arrived late afternoon around 5 pm. There were about six to eight ladies working at that point. The crowd was a mixed bag but not too bad. The girls were a mixture with not…

First visit in 2 years, I was in a chill night mood. Meaning I came to club to settle in a while not jump into anything too hastily, particularly given some recent pricing changes I've…

Went on Tuesday for the first time with a coworker. Drinks were priced pretty well for a club and there were plenty of girls and patrons. The club is clean and staff was very friendly…

It has been many months since my last Millstream visit. And even longer since I had a lap dance there. Here's the story... I arrived a bit before 6pm and the place was not…

This club is not the first club that comes to mind when I want to have some sexy fun. But on this night, was with a buddy and we were in the area so we…

After our governor (who no-fooling says that God created him on the 8th Day to be a protector) kills off the drag shows, I figure he'll start on the strip clubs. Decided I better go…

Had enjoyed going here about 7 years ago, always a good time. Before 7pm so no cover. But a pat down at the door by bouncer wearing a flak jacket. Which was the first sign…

Pros Very nice facilities. Very nice two story spinning pole that the dancers will sometimes climb to the ceiling and do tricks. Found my way to the club with the help of sone signs with twinkling…

Oasis is located on Passyunk Ave, not far from the airport on a road with auto mall and some parking lots for the airport. Plenty of parking in front and behind the building.…

Over the last month or so I have been stopping in mostly Saturday late afternoon into the night shift and Sunday nights. The last few Saturdays I have visited have had a good amount of girls…

I have been to the Gold Club with my lady 4 or five times and every time we had a great time. There have always been a good mix of all types of girls form young…

Arrived to the club on a Monday evening after a long hiatus. I hadn’t been since the pandemic. The main area layout was nice, a bit cozy, with one main stage in use, bar and…

Synn gets good reviews and has been good to me once in the past. When my travels had me going back to LA I made it a point to get here my first day in…

Here's my review of Mario's. Overall, I give a solid rating to this club. It was my second visit. Clean, and the women are attractive. As you enter you will have to pass through a…

I finished work early and decided to telecommute at Pandoras! Glad I did. I think Pandoras is quite welcoming inside and staff and dancers are all friendly. I saw that my new favorite Jade…

There as a $10 cover, the club is pretty small but not overcrowded. There is a VIP room and a small couch dance area. There were about 5-6 African Americans and 5-6 Latin American girls…

First time, long time. Arrived around 13:30 some parking out front but ended up parked between hooters and goddess spa. No attendant. Left, Right main bar up ahead. Satellite bar on…

I've been going to EI for about 12 years. It is not what it used to be. In the past if you came in on a Friday afternoon there were 18 to 22…

This place is located in a sketchy zone especially at night but the parking lot has got a lot of lights. You walk in and pay the $20 cover or half off for military. And…

Arrived around 3pm on a Friday afternoon. The place is right off 95, very easy to find. Area seems decent though the bouncers were inside that day so there was no one watching the parking…

Showed up on a Saturday after a night out. $30 cover to get in but no drink minimum. Stayed for about an hour to see if a specific dancer was working but alas she wasn’t.…

After learning that they have stopped their daytime hours, I was in town for work and drove out to Silk for an evening visit. Arrived at 8, parked in the lot (i noticed a guy…

Its time for another Dallas office visit and Baby Dolls has become my favorite pastime place during late nights. We went there last friday, 21st but saw several regular girls missing which was strange considering…

Walked into a pretty average sized club. The security was friendly, not intimidating. They did do an ID scan, which was a first for me. Otherwise, it was uneventful. The DJ was playing good music…

Geez! First time I drove there and it was still daylight. I should have gotten you a better picture of the entry. The one posted is way out of date. First thing to do when going…

I was at the motor cross event and I wanted to catch the fight. I drove by another club that is not on the page that I may have to visit but I went to…

So I went to GoGo Rama to meet a friend and to chill for the night and when I got there my favorite dancer was sitting at the bar. The place was low lit and…

I visited last night while on a business trip. The club is in a residential area atypical of strip clubs, which was pretty cool. I went without feeling unsafe. Inside, the dances…

There is a club I go to in Phoenix where the posted lap dance price is $10 per dance on the floor seats. At that club, I pay $20 per dance because each and every…

Brad's is just outside the city center, easy to get to, plenty of parking. About what you'd expect for the area. Place is clean, with a three pole stage in the center. Spare stage back…

Been here before. There is a cover charge of $10 gets you one drink. Well lit up place. Stage and bar on the left as you enter. LD chairs on the right. No privacy. Heard…

No idea why the dancer to patron ratio is crazy high at the club. That would be a good thing, but there’s limited seating, and it’s incredibly awkward to talk to a standing dancer while…

I haven't been to Subi's for a while even thoughi is the closest club to where I live. The past few times I was there last year the dancers were just too big on…

This review is for a couple of Saturdays ago, not last Saturday. Cover starts at 7 so arrived around 645 to 650. Got a water (I don't drink alcohol) and knew it would…

Just a brief update on some of the architectural changes and layout updates, for those who haven't been there in a while. I was there a few weeks back on a Friday night, so there may…

I went to this club on a Sunday evening a couple of weeks ago or so. I had 1 hour to kill before meeting friends to go out and party. The club has two dance…

My wife and I went to Palomino twice in the last 6 weeks. I'll start with the most recent visit last Saturday night. It lasted all of about 15 seconds. We drove ourselves…

I thought that there might be more activity on a Saturday afternoon, but I was wrong. The club itself is fine, but very dark, as has been said. The doorman even suggested I just stand…

Cabaret II is on the outer perimeter of Portland and usually my last stop when I’ve struck out at a few other clubs on the east side of Portland. There is a well lit parking lot…

Got here around 5 on Friday afternoon, made a brief stop at DD first. Walked in and there were already 20-30 customers, took a seat around the back side of the bar and ordered a…

If you got this far, you've probably read about the club layout and all, but a quick review. LARGE rectangular bar, two entries, Usually one, sometimes two bar maids. They accept tips with a flash…

I went on Wednesday because they have a special of 80 dollar vips.I also went because a sexy ass women was on the roll call on the onegc app. I did a little bit of…

This was my first visit in almost a year. I went on a Tuesday afternoon a couple of weeks ago, arriving at around 3:15. I parked in the lot across the street and gave the…

This review is for a Thursday early evening. There were approximately six dancers here that night. One was a little heavier than normal but the rest were either thin or at least had a decent…

Another Saturday at the famous pink building. Plenty of parking, no way to avoid the shameful walk on a Saturday afternoon. Get inside to a rectangle bar with poles/stage in the middle. $10 for the…

Was stuck in Utah on a Wednesday night with not much to do, so I decided to hit this place up. It was a very small place with a small parking lot in the back.…

I was in the area on a Saturday afternoon and decided to drop in on the way home after confirming other recent reviews that Sugar 44 is completely empty. Club is on the Southwest corner…

Visited after a while post COVID and is a summary of multiple visits spaced over a few months. First the logistics, nothing materially has changed from the building exteriors to the stage setup and private rooms.…

Reviews on this club are very divided, because it's going to come down to tastes and standards and what you're looking for. The girls here are mostly 4-7, full stop. No strip club should exist…

Quick Review: attended 11pm-12:30am Thursday Cost: $10 cover, $14 drink (mandatory w/free refills), $20 LD, VIP = $90 x 3 songs, $300 x 30 min, $600 x 60 min. Mileage: Low miles. No touch LD. Nude flashing…

I stopped on a Thursday afternoon about 3:30. Paid $5 cover to the doorman at the desk on the right as you enter. Signs on the door say an ID is required, but…

Entry is $20 first visit, $10 if you bring the card they give you. Stages are two songs with the 2nd song nude, and after stage girls will walk by to collect $1 in tip…

Quick Review: attended 1am-3am Thursday-Friday Cost: $10 cover, $14 drink (mandatory w/free refills), $20 LD, VIP = $90 x 3 songs, $300 x 30 min, $600 x 60 min. Mileage: varies. No touch LD (but some girls…

Stopped by at about 4 pm on a Friday after work. By that time the two cutest girls on shift were firmly ensconced in booths with regulars, and the rest of the girls available offered…

I haven't been to Pandoras in ages. Not at least since lockdown restrictions were lifted. After this trip, I probably won't be back for a while. This club is more known for more uhh engaging…