Reviews

I was wrong, and I couldn't be happier. For more than a year, I've been thinking that the good old days of clubbing were gone and never coming back. My last visit to Fantasies…

I’m on holidays this week in Orlando so decided to make the drive to Tampa here where I’ve had some moderate success. I arrived at about 11:30 pm and parked, there was…

After a dull & borderline horrifying experience at Emperors, I decided to try one last place before going to my hotel. I arrived here at about 12:30 am, and parked near the…

First time in years I returned on a Friday night. 10.00 cover. Beer 6. Place as a long elliptical bar probably seats close to 75 people. Three small side stage areas were girls rotate after…

First return in a couple months. Tuesday mid-afternoon, the parking lot was almost empty. Almost took that as a sign to head elsewhere but finally decided to give it a chance. Slim…

Though management antics abound, Hong Kong is still the Queen of Dragons of strip clubs, with it's stunning array of beautiful women, world-class lap dances and amazing GFE arribas. I've broken this review into three…

Stopped by Breathless on Tuesday afternoon. Walked in there were about 7-9 dancers all average with a few above average. About 10 customers spread out. Overall good vibe. They had some good music playing (Hip Hop).…

First time here and didn’t go in expecting to be wowed. Me and a few buddies grabbed a table to sit and check the scene. There was always at least 4-5 dancers on different stages so…

Decided to take a chance on another one of Kalamazoo's strip clubs and was not disappointed. This club is tucked away in a private-ish lot on the East side of town, but it's definitely one…

Found myself north of border and met up with someone here. $5 off cover on way in after asking if I was from the US. Not sure why but I’ll take it. Met my friend…

Well this was my second time going to this place and I have to say it was just as good as the first time. The club again is more of a shotgun house type layout…

Pink, black and light gray color scheme; typical DeJa Vu. This might be the further north club still operating in the Puget Sound area. I arrived right at opening. There were two…

First visit was a Saturday. Second was a Friday. Both were from about 330-600. Cover and Parking $5 each. Both days about 30 dancers. probably 60/40 white to Latina. Have not seen a black dancer…

Good god did I just attend the American heart associations obesity awareness night? Jesus Christ this place is absolutely brimming with obese land whales. when you first arrive there’s the usual ID check. Then you…

First time at a club, so a more experienced eye would likely have more to say. I enjoyed my evening, the club is rather no-frills with a single stage, but was not trying to be…

This is a summary of last Thursday and this Friday. Both days got there early on Thursday about 12:15 and Friday at one. On Thursday asked Valentina for a dance thin tan dirty blind fake…

Arrived around 9:30pm on a Saturday night. A dancer I sometimes see when I go here was not there yet, but she often arrives late so I sat down. The layout has been…

I really enjoyed my experience at this place. My husband and I went on a Friday in the evening around 8:30 after we left a comedy show. There was few dancers that I could see…

NEW STUFF Ivanna has new boobs. And it’s weird, but I saw her on stage once and she didn’t show them. She wasn’t at the anniversary party. There’s a girl named Atlas who looks lot…

It has been several years since I visited Sunset Strip. I have always found it to be a solid place where I got what I was looking for. I guess my recent visit falls into…

To get in you walk down a long yellow hallway and they have like a fridge on the right side of that hallway so really weird. The door to the left at the end of…

I’ve reviewed Desire once before from a nighttime perspective. I kept seeing really hot day girls at the end of their shift so I decided to go early and see the day girls du jour…

Let me just say again that this is a last resort type of club, i.e lost a bet and you have little to no money left and you want to see naked women (any type…

I recently made a Boardroom Cabaret visit on a hot Friday afternoon around 4:00 PM. The parking lot looked empty and upon entering the club I found that I was the 2nd patron of the…

Some girls are expert at this. Some aren't. And sometimes it's the ones who we love. Playhouse has plenty of experts, dancers who have been pleasing us for years. Despite the decades, they've managed to remain…

This is a place i wanted to check out for a while, so i stopped in around 1030. Big parking lot so no worrying about parking. Pat down from security on entry. Walk in…

Though prices are up, especially the bar fines, Hong Kong still tops for it's stunning array of beautiful women, world-class lap dances and amazing GFE arribas. I've broken this review of HK, covering a Thursday…

Pulled into the parking lot around 6:30ish pm. The lot is large and free, pretty open but behind the building. Easy to walk straight into the club. There was no one at the door, so…

$20 cover. Byob (and most guys brought 12 packs, no problem). Nude dancing. One really big stage, 10-20 seats on each side of the rectangular stage with two poles. Strict no cell phone policy -…

Was in town for some business and this place was within walking distance from my hotel. After being on Broadway for a few hours, I decided to check it out. It was an interesting setup.…

Located right next to Bound Brook train station and right on Main Street. No cover charge, $5-$10 for a drink. Typical U shaped bar with three pool tables on side. Most girls start working…

Sharks (And FKKs in general) is like nothing we get in the states. When you walk in, you pay 65 Euros and get slippers, robe, and keys to two lockers (one for your cloths and…

Chicago Club is a debaucherously solid alternative to Hong Kong. It's not as large, and there isn't quite the selection of chicas, but it makes up for with charm and outstanding service. ### Getting There ### Please…

Chicago Club is one of the bigger clubs in Zona Norte offering beautiful and sexy Mexicanas (and some other Latinas like Dominicans and Colombians as well). It is an incredibly chill place with everything…

Let's get the basics out. I arrived at 4:30 pm and there was free parking in the lot next to the club (parking lot attendant was there when I left). Cover was $20 and VIP…

Place lives up to it's reputation. I went on a Thursday night around 11 Positives Hottest girls in town and very friendly. Lots of girls on stage and they actually work the pole. Tits and pussy everywhere,…

Though prices are up, Hong Kong still slays, offering a stunning array of beautiful women with world-class lap dances and amazing GFE arribas. I've broken this review into three parts. This review, this Part I…

Great time had and tons of eye candy as usual. Not gonna describe the entrance and layout much as it hasn't change. Very reasonable cover and baseball caps not allowed. Large spacious Texas club with…

This was my first time at Perfect 10 in about two years, so I didn't know what to expect on an early Thursday afternoon. They have a huge parking lot and while there were a…

It was my first time in the area checking out local clubs around Paterson. 5th Avenue Sports Bar had solid Google reviews so I decided to check it out for the night. The club is…

Stepped into the place around 3PM and I immediately regretted it. There was one overweight and over age dancer who made a b-line for me and I told her I couldn't get a dance because…

For context let me tell you I've been coming to Criket for at least ten years and I've visited almost every "type" of club in the Detroit area. I've also seen tuscl members come and…

Atlantis is one of the best clubs in the Toronto area. Enter and the bar is to the left and the stage is a little further back in the middle of the club.…

This review is a combo of two visits on a Fri & Sat. CLUB: Cheeks (formerly Haks) now has a gas station and a Taco Bell directly across the street from it. Plenty of parking. Walk in…

Probably the chillest club I've visited. Went with a bachelor party crew in late July. Only two strippers were remotely pushy, and they were obviously the most veteran. Most girls ranged from…

I was in Knoxville and got the itch to see some naked girls. Off to the Emerald, nothing has changed in the building or parking lot. Average size, maybe…

So I decided to head back after a long time away. Saw a girl I recognized from about a year ago and decided to get a couple dances with her. (Price was 1 for…

I visited Desire about four months ago (see prior review) and decided to give it a second chance. I have zero idea how Desire can possibly stay in business. I have zero idea how anyone…

I came here to Spearmint Rhino Industry on a Thursday night, this is from a year ago tho. Usually I go to Synn just next door, but I've heard good things and saw alot of…

Decided to get out on a Wednesday and checkout this club. Had parking for $10, but there's also nearby street parking. Entry was $15. So pretty good for the area. They serve liquor…

Safe neighborhood and easily walkable. Went to the club because its near my hotel in downtown Atlanta. Does not look like it has parking outside, just street parking which looked packed. I went around 10…

This is my go to spot when I am in Pasco county. My only complaint with this place is that it can be hit or miss. On this day it was a hit. The…

Great day at the ballpark watching the I-Cubs, so capped it with a trip to Outer Limits. Arrived just before 7 pm to four cars in the lot. Didn't pay a cover charge, but bought…

Entrance was $20 One dance was $40 VIP varied. Some girls would charge upwards to $160, but usually it would be like $120 for about 3 or 4 songs. TL DR: Enjoyed it, would go back again. Honestly, came…

My husband and I visited on a Thursday night around 11 pm. Cover was $20 for my husband. Thursday night is Ladies' night so no cover for me. We tipped the door girl $5. We…

Last month, I stopped by Cleopatra due to the listed $10 dances. They were one of the few I’ve found that still offer $10 dances. Dances are full contact, lots of touching and are given…

I’ve been to a dozen or so clubs in my time hobbying, but this was the first time in a totally nude AND dry club. BYOB is fine, but just not used to it. I…

So I go to this club every now and then and today my favorite dancer was there so I decided I wanted to go see her. The club is off the highway so I turned…

Arrived at Paradise around 10pm on a Friday night. Parking lot packed and it made me think it would be full inside as well. Had to wait for someone to leave to park closer to…

Another hot humid summer day. I'm driving through Jax mid afternoon and the traffic is building. Instead of fighting the stop and go, and the glare, I pull off just south of downtown and head…

Been to this place a few times before when business brings me to Des Moines. It is now my favorite Des Moines club. The biggest drawback has always been the expensive lap dances…

This was my first visit to Vivide (I recently relocated to the area)...visited Thur Aug 3 from 3:30 to 5:30 p.m. Navigated the potholes in the paved parking lot which was completely full…

Hello this review is for a Thursday afternoon visit. Typical crowd about a half a dozen customers and a dozen or so dancers. All the usual suspects in terms of middle aged Brazillians as…

Arrived at the club about 1PM on a Thursday. Plenty of parking available at at my arrival time only a dozen or so cars were parked. Club does not look great from the outside but…

I was bored and had the day off of work, so decided to head over to SC. It was a Friday afternoon (around 4pm?). I pulled into the mostly empty parking lot, realizing it wasn't…

I have now visited Club Erotica on several different occasions and have always had a pleasant experience. They have a wide variety of dancers. The VIP is expensive but compared to other clubs in the…

Longtime customer here, minus a long break due to COVID. It’s amazing how little turnover there is on day shift. Half of the dancers have been here for 10 or even 20 years. The Playhouse Lounge…

I see that this place has not had a review in a while so I thought I'd give a fresh report from my visit on 8/2/23 (Wednesday) at 22:00. I was in the area for a…

I went with my son in law on a Wednesday afternoon. Strip mall type building, plenty of free parking. Cover charge was $5 and we were wanded and pat down. Decent sized stage…

Absolutely nothing would make me happier than writing this review with something new to report. Unfortunately, that is not the case. But I do feel like folks are always looking for updates on the lineups…

Silver Criket is typically a pleasant place to spend some time. Whether or not "VIP time" happens. If you have been there, you know these features of SC are real & have been highlighted here, time…

I've been coming to Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys since 2018 so 5 years now, through out the years total I've visited around 8-9 times. I'll just come randomly over time. First off all the club…

Stopped back in to Privilege after work this past Wednesday for a quick drink and a little fun. There was no cover and the place wasnt very crowded, although they had plenty of girls…

Pure Platinum has re-branded and re-opened as the Candy Shop. There are now ads driving around town, and they held some grand opening parties a few months back. I only know about it because several…

First time going. Friends at work rave about it but it was like Fight Club, they didn't talk about it. I went in the early afternoon. $10 cover charge. Metal detected, wanded…

I've been coming to Dames N Games Van Nuys since 2018/2019 up until now, so a good 4-5 years give or take. I will stop by every once in a while every few months I…

This review covers a visit from two weeks ago. Started at Henrys but i will review that separately, even though there is not much to review. Arrived at Bogarts around 1pm on a Friday,…

Trying again, since my previous reviews did not have enough details: Visited this place twice when I was in Miami, once on Friday Night and once on Sunday night. Cover was $60 on both nights On…

Hadn't been for a couple years and the expansion is crazy! The old entrance led past a VIP to a small bar, and at least 3 girls would approach and lightly grope before hitting the…

This place is very different from across the street, the Cabaret Lounge. It's behind a gas station, which feels very dodgy... but it isn't. I went in one two Thursdays ago and it was super…

I will summarize my last 4-5 visits there and my analysis of best time to visit pre 10 pm. Entrance puts you in a floor which has a bar to the right and couches spreads…

Had a Saturday afternoon to kill so found myself on 76 headed into the city to check out Cheerleaders. Super easy to get to…just off of 95 and 76 right by the stadiums in…

Visited on a Saturday evening last week. This club is a locals club for sure and is in rural Wisconsin. The club itself was a real hole in the wall club. Entry was cheap and…

Visited Baby dolls on a Thursday afternoon. I drive there from my hotel and park which is free. I enter the club and the lady didnt let me in because of sweats. This happened to…

This part of Connecticut used to be the local mecca for strip clubs, but their number has been declining over the past decade; probably due to competition from the internet. Fortunately, Ruby's is still…

Came here on Sunday around 4 pm after visiting BT. In comparison BT was far more crowded and had a much larger selection however I was in the mood for something particular and couldn't…

This may be the biggest strip club I have ever seen! I went last week on a Saturday, and I have never seen so many beautiful women in one place. I’ve been in wal marts…

Westminster, CO. Saturday night. Busy road, Federal Blvd is. Area is fine. Small lot but I found a spot. I walk in to a guy at the front, cover is $10, ID check. Layout, bar…

The last month or so I’ve made quite a few trips mainly weekends but did hit the Anniversary Party which was on a Wednesday. The layout has been explained a million times here but there’s…

Visited about a month ago on a Wednesday night. Talent here in the evenings is usually pretty solid and found that to be the case today. Some clubs similar to this one, tend to have…

Visited on a on Tuesday evening around 9pm just to get a drink. They were pretty slow with maybe only 5-6 other customers at that time. Drink prices were pretty fair and the bartender…

Stopped by after reading a few reviews. It was a Sunday around noon. They close at 6:00 on Sundays. Only one gal working. For starters, this place isn't a strip club…

Denver, CO. Saturday night. Just came from Saturday night live. Area seems fine, comerical area, busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the register ID check and I think cover…

So I stopped here on a Friday afternoon after a round of golf in the morning. It was around 130 and there was 6 or 7 girls working. Everything had been renovated and…

I'm new to going to strip clubs, so I wasn't sure what to expect when coming here, The cover charge was 20$ and it comes with a choice of drink, this club does not have…

First visit to secrets in a few years but was in town in sand springs so I thought I would try it again . Ran into Connie the owner, who told me she…

I’m not a big fan of Kittens but my buddy said give them a second chance. Told him my experiences have been mixed but said let’s do it. I discovered a new hottie…

I was in town and staying next door at the Lamplighter Hotel and had no plans of going to a club, but when I saw they share a parking lot with my hotel I thought…

Club Risque Bristol is an easy stop. Went on a Tuesday at 9pm, still some daylight remaining. No door attendant, which they usually have at night (they were there when I left, so not sure…

This place is a wrap. For the club layout check any of the other reviews, it hasn’t changed in years. What has changed is the price. This place is one of the most expensive clubs…