Seville Club
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15 Glenwood Ave Minneapolis, MN 55403

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Apr 5, 2026, 1:44 PM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

After uninspiring trips that night to DTC and Rhino I stopped by Seville for the first time in a while.

 

Reader, it was fun for what it was. There was a 10 dollar cover. Bouncer and coat check girl were friendly. Drinks seemed pretty marked up, something like 18 bucks for a vodka sprite. Seating was pretty packed. The main area feels kind of open concept even for a club. It’s odd but nice enough. The best way I can describe it is that the stage has fixed poles and little catwalks on it where dancers can get up close to you a various tables. I did not notice a traditional tipper’s row but you tip from your table if nearby. The bar is somewhere across from the stage next to VIPish looking couches. I am told there were private rooms upstairs but I didn’t go there. Restrooms are to your left past the coat check along a wall facing the stage. I saw around 20-30 dancers between stage and working the crowd for lappers.

 

I felt it was both a lap dance factory and a 7-up factory. When in Rome get a bunch of table dances, 20 bucks each plus tips. They had some very cute dancers that I hadn’t seen anywhere else, and I hope they successfully migrate to other clubs, see below. I got dances from a tattooed blonde girl (Stephanie?), a tattooed/pierced/goth looking brunette (Victoria maybe?) and a couple very voluptuous girls whose names escape me. They all gave fun one way dances, no air dances here. They all happily chatted when they approached for a minute before offering dances which started on new song. I wish I had more money on me or would have gotten a room for sure.

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