Reviews

I just stopped by while running some errands for work. I figured I could eat a burger on teh road and claim the hour as a stop for lunch. I have to say…

A delayed review from a winter visit. Can't remember what cover was, but it was less than $50 (which is a not something I would pay) on this early evening visit. It was…

After hearing about the Fare from my friend I told him when I am in town to take me there and did he ever. We arrived at the club around lunch time for the delicious…

Went here about a month ago. Was there with a couple friends to feel out our old stomping ground. We were about 25% of the clientele so we had girls on us immediately.…

I'd like to live there. My favorite Ottawa/Gatineau club. Classy and clean. Three stages at peak times. 6.50 a beer is in line with other area clubs. Its a little loud for…

There is a $15 admission during the week-which seems really high to me. This does not even include your drinks or setups. One of the waitresses pestered me relentlessly-kinda like the late not so great…

I have visited this club several times now when I'm in Tampa. It never disappoints with the quality of the girls. The really good ones eventually end up in the private rooms so…

Went around 5pm on a Thursday to kill time before my 7pm dinner. My hotel, the new Eventi (a Kimpton hotel) is only a few minute walk away (you could run it in 2…

Although their website claims they open at 11:30, there was nobody on stage when I arrived at noon. At about 12:15, some dancers made an appearance but sat by themselves at the bar, and…

Stopped in here on one of my short trips back to PHX. A few new faces mostly of the Hispanic persuasion :) but in the 5-7 range. I got dances from 2 of the…

I am historically a Taboo fan whenever in town for work. However, the past few times at Taboo have been less than impressive. Decided to try Legz. I was rather impressed.…

Follies is one of the best clubs in the Atlanta area. There are always enough nice girls for everyone to have a great time, depending on what you're looking for. I am not really the…

First at the Hollywood Show Club and it will not be the last. I had visited some of the other clubs in the area and found this club to have the prettiest dancers. Found a…

I stopped by this club last Friday and Saturday night while I was in Lafayette. The girls in the club were 6-9's. They performed 3 songs on the main stage going from fully…

So this has become a routine of sorts for me - i have my teenie bopper LEGAL AGE sugar babe blonde hottie with the perfect little body, gorgeous ass, mid size perky tits and a…

I didn’t have high expectations for a small club in a small city in eastern Oregon. However I was pleasantly surprised. The club itself looks a bit worn but avoids stooping to the…

Make no mistake -- there isn't a better place to find beautiful women under one roof. You can find pretty much any type here. Not a lot of girls that you would kick out of…

Been here a few times since the remodel where they split this place into two separate bars/strip clubs. They open until 4:00am so it gets busier about 2:00am, otherwise its pretty slow. On Johnny's side…

This place has been here forever also. The place is pretty laid back with no cover charge. There are enough booths around where there is some privacy. The dancers looks range between…

I visit HH as often as possible. The cover charge and drink prices are extremely reasonable. The club is in need of a little sprucing up but it is clean and has a…

Recent change of ownership from last year. This club is not located in the best area, but its also not on a street front where people can see you walking in and out.…

Stopped by foxy in mid March after reading zachtour,s reviews. 2 afternoons mid week,usually a slow time in most clubs,first day saw Jewelz onstage very tall, very thin, very pretty. A VIP with her…

Got to Cheaters around 12:30am. Didn't know what to expect at that late hour but things were still busy. I had been here a few times before and wasn't expecting much but most…

I went on a Monday night after the Spurs game. It was my first visit to a club in San Antonio so I don't know how it compares to others but I would guess…

Visited OTB last Friday during my trip to Milwaukee. Club was huge and impressive. Saw some good reviews, so club could be good from Milwaukee standards but didn't impressed me because place that I live…

This club is good for high mileage at the stage. The atmosphere is casual and they have friendly security and wait staff. The girls are very friendly and let you know what is…

No place is perfect, but I'm getting the feeling this may be one of my favorite spots as of late. Stopped by this past Sunday. Plenty of girls, not too many customers...I like it this…

Recent late Friday night visit: Crowd levels and stageside nudity a bit off from prior peak night visits. Yet the basic constants that make this club desireable for SW Ohio patrons (basically comfortable club without…

Great time as always! Went in early just after Noon. They started stage dancing around 12:30. At first there was limited dancers and customers but that changed once the stage dancing started.…

Stopped in for the first time since September. My September trip was a BIG disappointment and as hard as it is to believe, this club has gone down hill since then. The smokin'…

Truly enjoyed the atmosphere. The staff and dancers were very friendly and personable. The dancers were hot looking and all spoke English (so strange these days). Had a dance with two different girls but both…

I'm in agreement with most of the recent reviews of Little Darlings - this club seems to be doing well, and is great value for your money, particularly in the Las Vegas market, so much…

visited on Mon evening. Plenty of parking, and no cover. Bathrooms are Ok, certainly better than Cannonball- and no bathroom stooge.$7.00 for bottled beer. Had a few dances with Jayla, a blonde French-Canadian 9.5. Huge…

So I used to go to Lidos all the time about a year ago....and I decided to go back for a fun visit (was in Cocoa Beach for a 3day getaway, so I have a…

I also have been at this club before (about a year ago) and because I was in town for the weekend, I wanted to stop by. The club is bigger than all the clubs in the…

So after leaving a disappointing Inner Room, I decided to try out one last club on Saturday night (10pm-close) that I'd never been to before; Cheaters. Th club is small. You can see the stage from…

I visited Ricks right before they closed. I was lucky enough to talk to a few of the girls, and ask them what their plans were. They said they were going to move over to…

I worked at Foxy's for a few weeks while I was back home, so this is mostly a review for other dancers. The management at Foxy's is decent, and some of the girls are very…

Been to many clubs accross the country. This is by far my favorite club. Every girl in this club is a 7 or better. They have a good mix of "type of…

This place definitely has a few things going for it. It is certainly one of the nicer physical clubs that I have been to. The place looks nice from the outside and improves…

I'm not positive if the visit was Wednesday or Thursday however it was around 1:00pm. I have never been here during the day before but this time I wanted to get lunch somewhere. When…

Have not been here in a while, so while the thoughts of men turn to golf, my turn to another visit to the IS...made an evening trek to "This IS it" and with a free…

I took a Monday afternoon off work in order to have some playtime at my favorite afternoon club. I arrived at 1p and Sugars was quiet. They had 6-10 women working but they…

Stopped in after getting locked out at Bonita Flats and turned away at the End Zone. For a St. Patrick's Day, was a little tame. There were about 4 girls circulating and one…

Formerly harlem knights...now club dreams....major differences from hersay...so i have been traveling around looking for my new stomping grounds...and i guess this is not the club for me...packed with the ""extras"" girls and not always…

This is the 2nd consecutive failed visit. 1st visit: one of my regular girls wouldn't stop dancing and would beg me fir one mOre then one more. Ok, I m a sucker for being a club…

I went to work here for a night to try and make some quick cash, big mistake. The dancers were all ugly, had bad attitudes, and the place was a ghost town. They had a…

Had a very good visit on a Saturday night. Received a coupon at the hotel for reduced cover charge. Ask the concierge at any hotel in the area about this coupon. Once…

sorry for the harsh review, but the management at this place just doesn't get it. So they've gone from smoking weed in the back to smoking CRACK!! Because I was told today that dances…

Was here bout a year ago n was delighted to see that they now have a private area for the VIPs which are $20. A $6 door cover. Place looks pretty good. Drinks are priced…

I am giving Carl's a good review as it has been a favorite of mine's for a couple of years now (ever since I've signed on for the Oscar Madison/Charlie Sheen lifestyle) granted it a…

This is really the only strip club I go to. It is almost a 2 hr ride but it is worth it, wish I could get there more often. Most of the girls…

I've driven past La Chambre a million times, but I never thought to stop until another TUSCL member recommended it to me. The club is a small building in a little shopping center and…

Was dragged into the Admiral at 4:30am by a drunken buddy once again after night of heaving drinking in the city. While I can appreciate the fact that this place is open til six…

This place is the best club in Philly if you have the cash. Sometimes they show pussy on stage which is a nice turn on before going back. Day is definitely better than…

I tried going back to TS despite my caution and I was right, I shouldnt have gone. Last time I went, I had a terrible time and this time I had another bad time. I…

Dropped into Flight Club after getting stuck in Detroit overnight. Took a cab so avoided the Valet charge. Only stayed about an hour, but had a great time with a beautiful blond with…

The Flight Club is undergoing significant changes. It's transforming itself into a combination stripclub and casino. The entire upstairs where the private rooms where located has been completely changed. The rooms used to be overlooking…

I believe the name of the club is now "Alibi". I went there on a Tuesday evening (two for Tuesday lap dances), and although the club inside is old and wasn't much to look at,…

Stopped by LS for the first time ever after dropping a friend off at DTW. Valet parking $6 at about 3 on Saturday afternoon - no cover. The club was clean and attractive…

I visited Taboo Gentlemen's Club last Saturday night, March 19, 2011. The place is very impressive from the outside, with a large sign visible from the main road and…

The Bears Den in shelly, mn . . . I found it to be a nice clean easy to find club with decent location, 50 miles from mahnomen mn and roughly 50 miles from grand…

I like to visit Sparky's on Sunday evenings around lunch. That is when I first met Caroline and Scarlet. Would love to see BOTH again for a private dance. Each gave the best dances ever.…

Spearmint has a reputation as being one of the finest clubs in Las Vegas and it certainly lived up to its reputation. The club has a few stages with girls dancing topless on stage with…

So I have read reviews on this place before, so decided to check it out for myself. It is located right off of 96 on telegraph in a strip mall next to a cash advance…

Went here with a friend who's gf dumped him. Girls aren't as hot as they used to be in the 90's, but they're still hot. $11 isn't bad for admission, and the dances…

Recent off peak Sunday night visit: Brad constants (good and bad,mostly good) held up regardless of night. Met fellow tuscler racejeff, we swapped 411 between "frequent distractions." Club looked like it had been recently remodeled-…

This place was really a bunch of hype. Everyone had been talking about it so we figured we would go check it out. I was was really disappointed. The bar tender did…

Stopped in today around 5. Very few customers, and not many girls appeared to be working. The construction is in full force, and now the VIP rooms have been temporarily moved. Apparently…

So far I must say one of the best days to go to Baby D's is Monday. Usually the top shelf talent is on hand, and there is a little bit for everyone. I prefer…

The Pony is a good club to party at, but regulations have significantly decreased value since I was last here in 2009. The cover charge is $15 and includes your first two beers. Your first…

The Gold Club renovations look to be complete. Physically, this has become a very nice club. The inside was very upscale with rolling chairs, plenty of tables, and a horseshoe bar in the back of…

It's true that there is no topless dancing in GR, but Godiva's is a very satisfying club. On a short visit to Michigan, I made it to LGs on a Friday and then a Tuesday…

Went to Gallaghers after reading about the place here. I was in Queens on business only about 2 blocks away so it was a must. Easy place to find. It was about 3…

I visited on a Thursday about 5 in the evening and there were 3 dancers on shift. One was at the bar near the door when I walked in and she was cute and…

Ive been to both the sister clubs but had never been to this one before. Stopped in on a Friday night to get out of the rain and was a little surprised by how small…

Dropped in here on a recent Saturday afternoon. Definitely a small, neighborhood club on Sunrise Highway. There were four dancers when I was there in the 5-7 category. The girls were friendly…

This is a solid club if your preference is a laid back atmosphere with no pressure to do lap dances. If you're looking for glitz, this isn't the place for you. But if…

I stopped by this place to check it out since I have not been there in over a year. It was ok. There were some good looking dancers and there wasn't much of a dollar…

This is a glitzy, upscale club complete with the mirrors, pulsating music, multiple TVs broadcasting sports, hot food and plenty of hot dancers making the rounds among the audience. There were a couple of…

I'm not a big fan of strip clubs where the dancers are not totally nude. So when I visited Alibi's last Friday around 9pm, it only re-enforce my distaste of these types of clubs.…

I visited the Seville Club on Friday March 18th at about 8:00pm. I had an alright time but would describe Seville Club as a nice but low mileage club even for the Minneapolis area. There…

This is a great full liquor club in Tampa. It's HUGE inside, with two large stages and ridiculously high poles that the dancers do tricks on. Lapdances are $25, champagne is $275/half hour...ymwv depending on…

Stopped by at about 10 pm on a Saturday night. There were about 8 customers and 4-6 dancers. The bar looks like your local bar. The girls all wear band-aids over their…

I'm in Jax every couple of months and I often stop in the DH. Not because it is the nicest club in town, nor is it always the best mileage, but occasionally it is…

I visited place yesterday and had a blast. The cover of $20 bucks seems a lot but it's worth it. First of all, you can bring you own alcohol so that's a plus. The girls…

Not much has changed here since my last visit. The girls are still quite hot, but the dances are all air. Nude, but they are more than an arm's length away. I…

So I stopped in during the happy hour around 5PM and unfortunately for me they only had three girls working. I'm going to assume it was primarily due to snowfall, but I was expecting…

This was my 1st visit to the Penthouse.. I've been to Mons venus & Ybor a few times. At the outset I checked what is the dress code.. It is frequented by people with suits but…

Unless you are a local...do not attend. This place is horrible! I was there for 2 hours on a Sunday night with 10 patrons in the bar and 1 girl came up to…

I am writing this post as a warning. I stopped by after doing my 10-day waiting period for a membership. It was 9:30 pm on St. Patrick's Day. The place was locked…

So I had really low expectations going to Hot Bodies. Basically, we're used to going to Expose, but I like fully nude (if its passable) and Hot Bodies is really close to our apartment.…

I live in the area, and get into the Kappa on a semi-regular basis. They have a good mix of dancers, from young to quite experienced, with a mix of body styles and ethnic backgrounds.…

Gave this spot a visit on a boring Tuesday afternoon. Opened the door and was greeted by 4 girls inside. The atmosphere is quite relaxed and the inside of the establishment was not…

Haven't been to cheetahs in a while and my frinds and I decided to give it a shot again. There is a $2 fee to park your car or $5 to park in the VIP…

I stopped in at the Kappa Kabanna last Saturday at 1:00 a.m. The place was about 2/3 full of customers, and there seemed to be enough dancers working to keep the crowd smiling.…

This club has reopened after a bit of cleanup and some remodeling. The gentlemen at the front door were quite proud of what had been done, and their plans for more improvements. The…

Went for first time about 1pm on a Wednesday. Paid the 30 dollars that gets you VIP to both Fare Room and CR. There were maybe 5 dancers and 10 customers. A drugged up blonde,…

This place is hit or miss at best, as are the dancers. I've been there more than anyone probably should and on different nights of the week. At times, the private dances(which aren't…

let me start by giving kudos to saphire who took real good care a me shes a tall irish lass with the whole packadge so definatly check her out considering id porbably be trying to…