Reviews

I walked in with a buddy of mine around 11 P.M. and we were greeted by the door man. we had to pay a $5 cover, which I find pretty reasonable these days.…

After a brief visit at Cheetah's I stopped by here on a Wednesday afternoon. They open at 2:00pm and I arrived about 2:30 and stayed until almost 4:00pm. They did scan my ID…

Went at 10:30pm on Thursday night after reading reviews here and in town for work. It's in Crystal City VA which was a 10-15 min uber ride from downtown where I was staying. The place is…

Swung by Palomino a little after 1am on Thursday night. Took my uber to Jerry's Nugget across the street and played blackjack for about 30 minutes before walking across the street to Palmino, in…

BSC is the quintessential example of the term "night and day," both metaphorically and literally. Dayshift is filled with dancers who understand the mechanics of a good lap dance, and know how to deliver time…

Last review was approved by 4-5 and rejected by 2-3 for not enough details so will try little more details on this one. I do feel that repeating club details on a reviewed club just…

I am an infrequent weekend visitor to Pandoras but on a recent visit I found myself close to the Lake City Way establishment and thought I would visit it. It was about 6PM on…

I stopped by club wax on Saturday around 6:30. I paid a $10 cover after being patted down by security. I went to the main bar near the entrance and ordered a…

Visited vivide on Saturday afternoon around 5pm. I took an uber from my hotel and the parking lot looked to be about at capacity when I arrived. The security guard outside the club gave…

I stopped by Blaze on Sunday a little after 5pm. Security patted me down outside before letting me enter. No one was collecting cover inside when I arrived, so I headed to the…

Haven’t been to Rockza in a while. Place is small but usually has hot girls. There was about 20 girls tonight when I arrived. There is 2 long stages, 2 very tiny circle stage (only…

Definitely one of the shadier spots, about 20 mins away from the strip. Came in a little after 4 am after a disappointing time at Sapphires. The guy checked my id at the door…

Stopped by near 6pm. Usually this is a good time because the most number of day shift girls are there and sometimes I can hang out till 7pm and see night shift, but day shift…

Visit on Sat night. About 25 girls working. Ranged from 18 and tight to the curvy special and all races. Club has three stages on Sat night and lots of…

It had been four years since I had been to Philly, and I had a little less than a two-hour window on a Saturday afternoon to make it to two of my favorite haunts –…

Silver Criket is my go to, so by comparison i like this place similar, i just dont like the $25 toll for private. Paid every time you go back. Thats ny main reason that this…

Work was slow so I decided to head over to Baby Dolls. I got there right around noon. I walked in the front entrance and paid the $3 cover and then took a…

It had been four years since I had been to Philly, and I had a little less than a two-hour window on a Saturday afternoon to make it to two of my favorite haunts –…

Showed up around 9 PM, and parking was no problem. That’s not usually a good sign - I’ve been there when you have to grab the last spot in the back. Paid cover ($10 +…

Went in on a warm Saturday afternoon around 5. It is a large venue and there were 3 dancers there and maybe 5 patrons. As you walk in there is a pool table…

I arrived at 7:30 pm (early) and the club was already busy. Mandatory valet is $5 plus tip. Although I haven't been there in two years, I was greeted like a life long customer which…

So I live fairly close to this club and have been several times over the years. Back before COVID, it was a pretty busy place. Lots of hot women, guest appearances by porn stars, cheap…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon around 4 as I was traveling through Albuquerque. It was my first time at TD's. Short version: I had a great time. Longer version with positives and negatives below. There…

Visited on a Friday from 10:30-11:30 pm. Free parking in a paved lot (a handful of spaces in the front, a handful on the left side, and a whole bunch in the back behind…

This is my go to club and the closest thing to Follies that can be found. At least in Atlanta. I prefer to go early and leave early to get the freshest meat and avoid…

This review is from a visit that occurred a couple weeks ago. I called the club at 8PM and the lady told me that there were currently 2 dancers here. I called back at 9PM…

Went back to Palomino on my last night in Vegas. Arrived about 9pm. Took an Uber to Jerry's Nugget casino across the street to avoid the jacked up entry fee if you arrive…

Visited the 19th Hole Lounge on a Friday from 9:00-10:00 pm. Decent neighborhood, adjacent to a golf course (hence the name). Plenty of free parking in a large, paved lot. Cover charge…

The oasis has been described ad nauseam so I'll be brief. Club is in industrial area with car dealers and junk yards. Convenient to the airport if you have extra time coming or…

Was in Salt Lake again and decided to try out the only other club besides American Bush where you can get lap dances in the whole state. Reviews on here are pretty brutal so let…

I don't know why, but after a very lackluster first visit here I decided to give it another chance. I had just left Bare Assets and things there were unusually slow so I guess it…

In a nearby town for work so spent some time in the area on Juneteeth. I usually prefer to visit clubs late night Friday and Saturday since that's when I believe the best a club…

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, parked right next door. Walk in to lady at the front desk. Cover is $10. Walk further to the left, stage, seating, bar. No alchol no…

Arrived at around 8pm on a Monday night. They don’t charge a cover on Monday’s so that was a good start. I reviewed this place before but I will describe the building.…

I went on Wednesday evening a couple weeks back. I was passing back through after a trip to Moab and wanted to catch the nuggets game. Drinks were happy hour and I think I…

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. State street, busy commercial strip. Parking lot is easy to miss it's on a road next to the club and the parking is all behind the strip club. I…

Went in one evening after leaving the other local clubs for lack of talent. And I mean I didn’t see a single dancer at either of the other two nearby. It was a Monday around…

Salt Lake City, UT. Friday after midnight. This is the late night open till 5 spot. Industrial area. Plenty of parking in rear. Walk in, big line of mexican dudes. Which btw after this Salt…

So a return visit after many months away. Arrived about 10pm on a Tuesday to a fairly full parking lot. Good sign. Maybe it's actually happenin... Scanned the ID and paid the $8…

I’ve been to bucks wild a couple of times my first introduction was on a Super Tuesday and I didn’t know what that was at the time. Since then this has become one of my…

Last week, Sunday. Arrived at the club, parking was NOT paid ($5 usually on Fri & Sat), cover was $15. Just like my last review, the club looks good outside and in, fairly nice and alot…

Been a little while since I've been to PH so I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon for a very "efficient" visit. Like most of my recent visits, the place was pretty quiet.…

The layout seems to have been done to death on this site so will keep it brief. Club is in a large building. Once inside, there are two bars with lots of TVs if you…

I like this place a lot. It’s in a safe, easy to get to residential area and you can enter from the front or the side door. As you enter there is a bar and…

It’d been four years since I was in the area, and I was eager to return to the PHL. Visited on a recent Friday from 4:00-5:30 pm. As described in other reviews, the…

I used to go to the Foxy Lady Brockton fairly regularly. This was my second trip to Boardroom since the name change. Not much has changed (other than the name). The interior still resembles a…

I was in Austin this particular afternoon and decided to check it out. I had not been to this club since well before the Covid shutdown, but I remembered amiable ladies and a charge for…

I was staying close by and decided to check out the club on a Friday evening after going out with some friends. I don't know parking fees, the streets looked pretty dead and appeared to…

Been multiple times and one of my favorites for sure. Very chill vibe and free parking. $10 cover, $7 beer and $20 lap dances. The majority of the girls there are Cuban and don’t speak…

After a couple of not so memorable rendezvouses at other clubs, I decided to go to my ATF club LCVu. I pulled up in the lot which had over dozen cars so a good…

New here and was looking for nude clubs in the metro area but couldn’t find any so decided to try this club out. Went in on a Friday night around 9pm. A dive bar feel…

It's been 6 months since I last reviewed McDoogals, so I thought I'd make an update. I'm going to note the big differences, but also include basic information here for the new guys. BASICS: McDoogals is…

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. Close to downtown. Area seemed OK SLC really ain't that ghetto. Although no city in America has more cones on the fucking street. Every single street. Pick your fucking…

West Haven, UT. Friday night. First stop for a Utah run. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in guy at the register say $5 and checks id. Gives you a wristband. Doesn't allow reentry…

Magna, UT. Just west of SLC. Friday night, primetime. No strippers. Plenty of parking, parking lot, safe area. Walk in, black guy flags me down and asks to scan my ID. That's it no cover…

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. On state street, real busy road. Don't go too fast you'll miss the parking lot like I did. I went around and even missed it again so I parked…

I was planning on going to the fist game of the NHL conference finals hoping to get a last minute ticket, which I did. I thought I would treat myself to a little eye-candy…

Garden City, ID. Friday night after midnight. No reviews in 6 years so lets put this one on the board. Plenty of parking, just parked in a lot next door, right next to an adjacent…

Boise, ID. Friday night. Just came from Spearmint Rhino a couple blocks over. Seems like a decent area to me. Parking lot, found one spot if not, this downtown area of Boise, there's ton of…

1st time trying out bucks cabaret. I’ve really enjoyed bucks wild in Dallas and Fort Worth so I decided to give this one a shot. I gotta say I was very disappointed. Especially since this…

After my visit to Fantasy Girls was a total bust I decided to check this place out. I kept my expectations low so I wouldn’t be disappointed. This experience is from a month or two…

This review is about a visit I had a month or two ago. I came into Fantasy Girls on a weeknight around 11pm. An attractive (albeit unfriendly) door girl greeted me and told me the…

Boise, ID. Downtown. The high flying club in town. Friday night just came from Torch 2. I found a spot right on the street just next door down. Seems like an alright area to me.…

Kandys is couples friendly club about 30 minutes south of Erie and well worth the drive. First, the owner Joe C spent 8 years fighting PA potentates for nudity is right of freedom of…

I prefer nude clubs, so I thought I would give this place a try. Got there at 9pm and there were only 3 girls working. They have 2 sides. A topless side with alcohol…

Boise, ID. Friday night. Area is all good. Parking in the front, I got a spot but it will fill up if so there is plenty of spots on the street somewhere. Looks like a…

Just finished a late afternoon visit to Chica Bonita's and I like the vibe. I like the run down dive bar atmosphere, they played a mix of Hispanic and hip hop music. Probably 20 women and…

This review is from several months ago. I was traveling on business and had some free time in the afternoon, so I decided to check out this gentlemen's club for the first time. It was…

I had an early afternoon available for a strip club tour. My first stops were Bogarts and Henry VIIIN. This was an early afternoon visit so my expectations were low. The clubs…

This is an interesting place, haha. The club is on the bottom of a business park. The upper part has a restaurant, a package/liquor store, an auto parts store, and maybe something else.…

Visited the club two days while I was in the area: Friday afternoon around 4pm and then Monday around 2pm. Cover was $5 on Friday. Not sure about Monday because the woman at the front…

I don't know about you but I don't like empty strip clubs! I kind of felt like an old pervert being in the club basically alone if you don't include the DJ/waitress and…

Years ago DV8 was one of my favorite Portland clubs, before I stopped clubbing when the pandemic hit. I haven't been to many clubs since the lockdowns, but couldn't resist stopping in at DV8…

First afternoon visit to the Tally Ho, usually go at night, and it was surprisingly busy. It’s a very small club, with the bar taking up the entire back wall and one tiny stage…

I've been under the impression that the Playhouse nightshift is younger and hotter. Maybe I was wrong. This idea of mine that that Playhouse at night has an abundance of young talent derives from several previous…

Okay! So where do I start? I pull up on a Friday afternoon and the parking lot is PACKED. Like wait for a car to leave in order to park pack. Weird, but okay! I’m…

First try was to explicit. I will try it with a changed title... I went into Pandy's Monday afternoon around 4:00pm. There was a cute 30ish brunette on stage. Cute B cups, enough ass, and…

I visited Exotic Kitty last Saturday night with a few friends. $7 entry fee. Right when you walk in there is a bar to your right. This is where several girls hang…

Swooped in Friday night to see some hot chicks. Parking lot was full and both the club as well as the bar (attached next door) seemed busy. As soon as you enter it's dark but…

Was in the area for a business trip and stopped in around 1:30 in the afternoon. Parking is easy and plentiful. The club was fairly busy with about 20 girls working. No cover and…

It was a Monday night so pretty empty as expected. The place itself is pretty classy inside with lots of big screen tvs for great sports viewing, as another reason to be there. There…

Stopped in to Bottoms Up while driving through Akron. This place used to be one of my go to’s as a warmup for the other Akron Clubs. The parking lot isn’t bad other than the…

Stopped by around 5 last Monday. Bar is on a residential street and parking is easy to find on the street. Bar is towards the top of a steep hill so I advise using…

Went here on a Thursday evening after hitting two other strip clubs. As for cost you expect to pay $7 for valet, $10 entry, $8 for drinking tip(I just drink soda), $1 for bathroom troll,…

Kind of an Odd place. It is stripper room located in the back of an adult book store. The entrance fee was a bit high at$15. There were 5 girls working on…

Arrived to a pretty full lot but snagged a spot near the door with a camera covering it. No valet and free to park. There is a parking lot out back if you…

I stopped into this place while traveling for work. The options for some adult entertainment are limited in Pocatello...this is literally it. That being said it wasn't a terrible experience. As a…

Decided to swing by Pandora's last Wednesday and see which talent was working. Pulled into the parking lot around 12:30pm , around 5 or so cars in the parking lot. Made my way…

I know I keep saying this, but I think this will be my last stop here for awhile. Place is on a main road, plenty of parking. When you enter it is very dark,…

Overall: Attractive women who seem to like what they do. Standard Portland Prices (1 for 40, 3 for 100). The Location: DV8 is a good mix of a dive bar and a club. It reminds me…

Never thought I'd say this, but The Raven might as well be the nearby Sugar N Spice. Of course the upgraded decor is better. And, yes, the girls are a step better. But where it counts…

Been to this place a ton and while it has it's up and downs, it is solid. Now I went in with my buddy from out of town and we decided to go out…

Went to the new Plat Dollz location and offering a simple review for anyone interested. Location: Moved down the street from the old location, where Temptations used to be. They cleaned up the place and the inside…

Went there last week on Thursday afternoon around 4. The PO is located in an industrial area and share a large parking lot with an adult bookstore and a pool hall. You really cant miss…

The club parking lot wraps around the building and it seems like it can't handle a big crowd. The entrance is on the east side of the building, facing the street. Cover was…

This is a bar located on a fairly busy road near several highways and easily accessible. There is a small parking lot in the front my and parking lot on the side that seems to…

I visited Sunday night (6/18) around 8pm on Father's Day. I usually don't visit Sunday, but since Monday is a holiday figured I'd take a peak. I went to Caddy a short while before, but…

I finally got back to Sundowner after a few years away. I wondered if it could possibly be as good as I remembered. It is located at the end of a strip of cheap Niagara…

For the last couple of months, Dirty's has been my "once in a while" place instead of the "almost weekly" awhile ago. But I've always loved the overall ambiance of the place, it's almost indescribable…

Haven’t been in a while. Walked in the entrance and not much has changed. Walk along the wall to the back of the room - with the bar on your left. DJ is in the…