Reviews

This review is a bit delayed…and some of the details at this point are a little fuzzy…but it was from a trip I took in the Summer to Dreamgirls after a stop at nearby Mohegan…

In the area for work, didn’t feel like traveling to the mainland for some of the more popular clubs. Mermaids it is! First glance: it’s a dive. Plenty of parking, no pat down or ID scan…

Lived in this area for a long time but for whatever reason never been to this spot. Likely because it is the furthest away from me by a good distance and the girls i talk…

It was Halloween night and decided to check out the old Sahara Theater in Anaheim. Ive been to this place in the past so I knew its wasn't a low millage club and extra fun…

This spot is definitely a bit of a dive. The bar has your typical spirits, mixers, and beers for the area. The prices are average. I've not tried the food. The girls are for the…

The more I go to this place, the more I am convinced it is one of the best clubs in California if not the country. The bouncer is always friendly and the afternoon entry…

This is a review of my trip to Delilah’s earlier this week. It is a medium size club right off the main st of Manville. It has a long center stage the girls dance on…

I arrived here a bit after midnight Thursday night (technically Friday morning). Bouncer outside just let me in, no pat down or ID check. Cover was $20. Bathrooms are to the right straight in front…

I will review two different stops at Bourbon Street, a Wednesday night and the following day on Thursday afternoon. The place is the same as ever - very dark, bar on the right, three…

4 Play Lounge is nestled in a shopping plaza of vice. Literally two "aromatherapy" shops and a couple of vape shops surround this club. One side of the club has a pool table,…

Arrived on a Thursday late afternoon around 4. The location is very easy to reach if coming down 75 S. Get off at Northside Dr and go straight across. Free parking and…

I wasn't planning on visiting another Thursday in a row, but here we are. A third Thursday in a row. It was an impromptu trip so I arrived pretty late around 10 pm. Parking lot…

I went with a friend the other night. There's a parking lot to the left side of the building. When you go in you see a guy who searches you. No hats allowed.…

This is my type of place! Came with the Harley Road King and the nice door man let me in for free after showing him my military ID - which doesn’t always happen at these…

I'm new in town so I decided to try out the only club in the area. I got there around 2:30 just after opening. Parking lot was pretty empty. Free parking. When I went…

Went to L&L after a long time. Parking and entry were free at around 3 pm. Not much seemed to have changed, but the dance stage is now near the entrance. It may…

While the staff was generally friendly and attentive, there were instances where service fell short of expectations. The wait time for drinks was a bit lengthy, and some of the staff appeared a tad disinterested.…

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I found myself in Dallas for business and was curious to explore the night scene. I was hesitant to try DG's since the latest review from this sight was 4 years ago. However, when doing…

This review is for Honey's, they've taken over the old Legends Room. I've never been (to Legends) so I can't make the comparisons. It’s been a long time since I hit any clubs.…

So i live in the declining state of Indiana for us mongers. South Bend which is close to where i live used to have some decent clubs now we have one that sucks.…

Stopped by on my way home from work. Looked the same as ever. Did not see the bartender immediately but was approached by a 50-ish Brazilian. She massaged my neck and lower back.…

I should have checked the local concert schedule before showing up: Basic layout of Pandoras as it's been covered plenty of times, nothing has changed. (2 stages off to the side, 6 or so VIP…

Got to the club around 11:30PM, lady at the door told me it was $30 for cover which included a drink. Other reviews mention it was $20 for cover and $9 for the drink so…

I have heard so many great things about this place. It was on my bucket list to visit when I finally came to Toronto for work. I have seen a lot of reviews and heard…

Another average day trip. Only super exciting is that Chasity is getting fat. She’s not huge but definitely getting soft and flabby. Maybe if she quit cutting her VIP short she’d burn some more calories.…

Stopped in for the second day in a row!! Hey I was in town for work and hadn’t been here in a couple years! Just like yesterday I deposited my six pack with…

I visited on a Wednesday night at about 10:30 just over a month ago. As usual I parked for free on the side road (never had any issues or tickets). I walked in and…

Return visit late in October. Hoping to see some Halloween costumes and birthday suits :) Large parking lot that is free. There is valet but never seen the need. Entrance fee is still…

Mickey's has a vintage 1980 VFW look and feel to the place, right down to their bare bones alcohol offerings. I choose to drink their rum and coke concoction for $8.00 in a plastic cup…

At one point in 2023 I visited Club Fantasies (day visits) a number of times (13) between January and May. I found a couple of Brazilians (Tatiana and Alicia) from my strip clubbing past and…

I used to go to this club frequently back when it was called scores. But I didn't get a chance to travel to Baltimore recently. So when I did, I thought I must go…

I went to this place because I saw it in passing going to Silk one night. The parking was street only as it seems they had a sigh saying use the car Wash's parking lot.…

Came here again on Saturday night with high expectations and hate to say that this place has fallen back to reality, again. I had a few free passes from last time hidden in my glove…

I'll try and be wordy and use paragraphs. Just kidding. This in one of the better known strip clubs in the Detroit area and the nearest to the airport. It's a great venue and the people…

First time visiting club in South Florida but was in Coconut Grove for work and saw this was close by. Lyft driver had hard time finding it since it’s pocketed in semi industrial area.…

66 dollar cover charge that came with two drink vouchers. Showed up at the tail end of the football game so there were no girls on stage at first. Also, only open seats were at…

First time at this Baby Dolls, usually go to The Lodge but they don't open until 6pm on Sundays. Hung out for awhile watching the Cowboys game looking for some lady to catch my eye.…

Usually go to the Rhino in Torrance but decided to make the long trip from Long Beach to check this place out since I haven’t been in a few years. The Rhino in Torrance has…

Amazing Tuesday Evening. I usually go on weekends with friends but decided a solo trip during the week would be a great way to break in my newly renewed passport. No wait times at the border…

LOCATION/PARKING: This club is in Downtown New York, so there is no parking at the club but there are some lots nearby that are $20-30 for the evening. If you're staying in Downtown Manhattan, it's…

Stopped by on a Tuesday night around 1130pm with a friend. We were looking for bars to continue the party but everything seemed super dead or closed. Drove by this place and decided to stop…

I had been kind of avoiding Outer Space Club/La Pearl for a few months after I detected a dancer getting a little too demanding of my money and time after just two hookups in the…

Cheetah Pompano is chocked full of hot and fit Cubanas, offers cheap floor and friction room dances, and an excellent time in the VIP rooms. In this review, I'll cover details on the location and layout…

TLDR: On the best night of its life, DB is just okay. On a typical night? Boring and your money goes much further elsewhere. Girls tend to be cute, but GPS is rampant in this…

I was in town for a conference and almost didn’t make the trip into a strip club. Many reviews and Uber drivers told me how expensive clubs are. It seems like the average cover…

I decided to stop into Nicole’s for the first time a few weeks ago. Only passing through for work and had some time to kill. It’s a weird little place so I won’t give you…

The wife and I went in on a Friday night after coming off of Duval. Nice setting, stage in the center of the room on the second floor. Got immediately greeted by a dancer who…

Club details below. I visited early afternoon on a weekday. I think 6 girls dancing, but maybe 5. None bad, all 6 to 8. Usual Portland range, with tatoos, and some extra baggage here and…

As I was driving past the Northgate area, a thought entered my mind, as I reminisced about this club down the street. I remembered an excellent encounter with a dancer named courtney (hot young blond,…

Ruby's is my go-to club when traveling up and down the I-95 corridor. It's conveniently located off the highway with an attended parking lot. The place itself is nothing special - looking more like the…

Arrived around 8pm Saturday evening a couple weeks ago, at first I thought the club was dead as there weren't really many dancers working. However, I sat down to get a beer…

One of 3 Strip Clubs on the same road probably within a mile or two of one another. I do like the laid back hole in the wall vibe, but I would've liked to…

It was Monday happy hour, so I had low expectations. Cheerleaders is easy to get to from I95. Good to see they've repaved the parking lot. No cover before 7. Walked through the metal detector.…

I have reviewed Gats before and not much has changed. Walked in and sat at the bar beer $4. It was about 2 PM and only 4 dancers there with their regulars. This is a…

Walked into this place on a Friday afternoon a little before happy hour. Astonishing how unassuming it is in the middle of a neighborhood sharing space with a bar. Spotting the school kids…

Firstly this place comes up as "Kings" when you map the address but it is in fact "Sensations" of Clearwater. While visiting Clearwater for work from Miami I purposely booked a room at the hotel…

ok so this is a small club that does not serve alcohol. You are required to buy water or something else, I remember it being reasonably priced but the cover was $40 which was steep. Overall…

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon and as expected it was pretty dead and not a lot of women working. The place is easy to get to and there is ample parking. As you…

Was in downtown TO for work and did not have a vehicle so the closest club to my hotel was Brass Rail. Got there around 9pm and there was no cover. The space…

Came back to paradise for the Wednesday night specials. Layout is simple. Main stage in the middle, 2 rows of seating around it with the bar and dj by the entrance and the restrooms and…

Decided to Hit the Cricket for a TGIF, and well it was more like WTF. First time in a long time I came during the day shift. It used to be well worth the…

In the Puget Sound area, this might be the nicest club… but that’s really not saying much. This isn’t an area known for luxury. Rather the typical look for this chain compared…

After encountering a snowstorm in Nebraska last week, it was nice to travel to Arizona this week. I arrived around 1 PM. No cover. There were 2 customers sitting at the bar watching TV and…

I went to this place last Tuesday night at 8pm. Nice place. The décor was upscale but small place for what you would expect from a gentlemen club. You walk into a bar are with…

Had around 2 hours to kill so made my return to diamond dolls. Had a few dollars to spend. Was planning on getting a drink and a dance or 2 and if someone really caught…

On to the second club of the day. Another recommendation from a TUSCLer (thank you sir). Very different experience from Dream On earlier. Walked the twenty minutes between clubs. Decent neighborhood.…

Went in on a Wednesday while I was in town for work. The cover was $10 before 11. I went straight to the bar which was on the left and got a beer which was…

So I decided to go here because I’d never been to a club before and wanted to check it out. I was expecting it to be more of a trucker place but was really surprised.…

Cheerleaders seems like it's constantly under renovations but its settled down now. They have a dance area immediately in front of where you walk in and bathroom to the right. You walk through metal detector…

I stop here sometimes for a couple drinks, typical bikini bar, most of the girls don’t speak English, and most of them are 4/10. The bartenders aren’t friendly or engaging. The dances are pretty straight…

I came in early on a Saturday. Paid a 10$ cover which wasn’t bad. Club was pretty quiet maybe 4-5 dancers. Plenty of open seats, but I didn’t mind. I was greeted immigrated by the…

My time here didn't go as expected, but that is a good thing. Came in on a Thursday afternoon after 1pm to see what was going on and blow some steam out. I have been…

I really only go in hoping to see on old friend dancer. I think she is gone for good. The place is a dump. Parking is free. Lots of old Buicks and Pontiacs. Mix in some…

Plenty of reviews, even my own cover the layout etc. It has not changed in years, maybe even decades. Come in bartender nowhere to be found for about 5 minutes, but finally shows up…

If you're looking for a good time in London Ontario, Solid Gold is both your best and only bet at the moment? The place isn’t overly pretentious, staff are friendly, girls are very friendly,…

Back at Cox's after a brief hiatus. This is slowly becoming my second favorite club in WV. Granted its no longer the ultra high mileage trashy extras club it once was, but a good time…

I stopped by late on a Friday night. Full parking lot, actually had to park on the grass, though there is plenty of street parking nearby so not something to worry about. $10 Cover,…

Whenever I get back to Phoenix I always get to Bourbon Street. Monday night around 8 pm and the parking lot was super empty. No door girl and no cover - the door security let…

The facility was respectable. Clean and upscale. The host, security, and waitresses were nice for the most part. I did feel like they were pushy with upselling from the minute I walked…

Lack of energy. That’s the best way to describe this club, though to be fair, I went pretty early on a Saturday, and that may have been outside peak hours. Easy parking, and annoyingly ck IDs;…

Rolled up in the RGV around 11:45 - thought I would try this place out. Walked in and got quoted for $25 cover even thought I parked in front of a sign that clearly said $15…

Have been out of the game for a while, and was working in Wisconsin for a few days, figured I'd see how this place was as I'd seen it a few times on various trips…

Came to the Jet couple weeks ago after Rams game on Sunday. Figure I stop by after the the game. The club opens at 4pm on Sundays and if you show up in a football…

Had a free Sunday and decided to do a little clubbing. A fellow TUSCLer recommended Dream On. It opens early and I showed up about noon. Typical dive bar from the outside.…

This was the first night in MONTHS that I had a free-and-clear pass to go to an SC. Other times came with time limits and other issues so I couldn't fully enjoy myself. So, I…

i hadnt been to the PO for over a year, but it used to be a pretty reliable place for no holds barrred strip club action. Its on the nicer side for a…

Disclaimer: This review is based on my experience from 5 visits in June through October of 2023. Many observations are based on 67 interactions or transactions with 18 different dancers, including 18 on-stage performances and…

Found myself back in Coral Gables and went to my favorite place in the area. Not a lot of parking, but found myself a space/paid the dude $10. Entered the club. Big long bar…

Arrived at 6:30 PM during Eagles/Cowboys game. Parking available along 1 side of the club, also a fenced in lot across the access road. I parked at Target a block away and walked…

Was in town for a work trip. Hanging out in the hotel the urge to explore a new club struck me. So after some internet searches realized platinum west was my best bet. So off…

Finding this place can be awkward if not familiar with PHX. The club is close to the junction of Highland and N. 12th Street just north of the gas station. Sign is on the discrete…

Clancy's is a relatively easy detour off of the Garden State Parkway. I was there on a recent Thursday around 2 PM. Easily found on street parking, this place does not have a…

Passing thru the area on a recent Thursday around 5 PM. Short distance off of Rt 95. Last time I was here at Ruby II was probably 5 years ago.…

I arrived around 9:30 PM. Cover was $10. There were 8 dancers at the club during the hour that I was there. I recognized Hennesy from a prior visit. She is from Cuba and has…

Stopped in on a sunny Thursday afternoon in October. Parking in front was easy, which worried me since it's a big club and there are not that many parking places out front. I walked in,…

Went here a couple of times and this place varies between packed club and absolutely dead. I went on a Saturday night after 11pm and it was popping. There was a $20 cover and a pat…

I decided to do a Tuesday afternoon stop at dtc. When I arrived I found the place very empty at 1 pm. When you enter there is no cover this time of day. The bar…

I stopped into Christies on a recent Saturday night. I arrived around 9:00pm. Plenty of parking available on a well lit lot right off of a busy thoroughfare. I felt safe. Bouncer at…

I visited the Hole on a weekday afternoon. Came in around 330 and left around 5pm. 19th Hole is in a residential neighborhood with plenty of parking. The number of cars in…