Cheap Texas Tricks

I arrived about 12 p.m. on a Friday. There were cones outside marking the valet area; I parked just outside them and was still approached for a $7 fee. I paid it and went inside.

Cover was $10 to enter, and there’s a metal detector that seems to be ignored regardless of whether it activates or not.

Inside, the club was fairly posh. The layout revolves around one large center stage with a 20-foot pole. One girl was at the top doing her thing. There was some tipping at the stage, but not much. No one was making it rain—it’s just not that type of club.